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nikkyshyne: Durhhhhhhh

You sounded ret*arded typing the above. It wasn't a must to type.

If that's the case by now MOST Pastors should be on DEATH ROLL or LIFE SENTENCE because it is them the church members saw before they also learnt the trade of deceit, theft and wastefulness.

Goldieluks: i hear say na you record the barbaric show .

Na true. But I also see you when you go buy the fuel wey dem use burn them.

DELETE THEM OFF immediately.

For the past 3 weeks I haven't received any fool*ish broadcast because they know my stand on it.

Na only one mumu superstar in the R n B genre that keeps sending me mumu broadcast every morning and night. For the fact that I might need to collect one or two other musicians contact from him when I need it, I would have long deleted the 'My Love' guy.

They were clearer and more detailed Predictions that were given here

https://www.nairaland.com/1066757/predictions-last-quarter-year

I can now see why Fashola is adarmant on banning Okada Operators in Lagos.

Boys are scared of flying their car overseas just to spray it after one Okada man kiss him ride.

If the youths want to work very hard to be able to buy the type of cars that cruise on our roads, we will have more ARMED ROBBERS than property owners in this country.

If fine cars dey blind poor man, all poor men for don blind for Lagos and Abuja.

This pictures will now allow Association Of Nigerian Professional Kidnappers relocate to Lagos Enmass.

goon: Abeg make them stop the robbism...

You are pathetic.
You had to quote the entire write-up just to write this nonsense?

Imanuelle: Should condoms be bought used or unused

Scout for it from waste bin around your neighborhood.
Why pay for it when you can get it for free in the waste bin.

You definitely would have seen these threads below, either you decided not to follow the advice or you were just too desperate to get a job.

For you and others, i advice you go through both threads again.

https://www.nairaland.com/969314/how-identify-avoid-fake-employment
https://www.nairaland.com/968512/list-fake-employment-companies-stay

Onila you just broke my heart.
Was thinking of how to propose with the Diamond ring this weekend.

Now it is obvious you just have to go for that 6months course at the psychiatrist before I can propose.

Na Chris Okotie church AY dey go?
Abah! The grammar is too much.
Without any Account details or other documents, they can grant him UK visa just by presenting this letter.

I thought Kenny had a good sense of humor? If it was D1, I won't be surprised. But kenny? Well, maybe taking jokes personal is just part of the signs of Frustration in Old Age.

Nothing dey happen!!!

manutayo: @ acidtalk you are right

But the people are too blind to see the truth.

Mynd_44: You don't wanna know

We chew people as breakfast in my Caban.
I hope she wont be my next meal.

dubem3: okay now am just waiting for her to arrive... Acid, what mischeif have u been up to?

See my hands up in the air. clear and honest as usual.

Mynd_44: Where is Mrs Chinma when you need her?

To do what?

Father and Daughter were only practising what mummy always sings about.

Abi no be that Ashana wey dem say dey always sing RAW stuffs??

Nonesense!!!

1800bc: Sometime your comment seems like u were overdosed on urine or something...haba!

You guessed right.
That's because you haven't brought your mouth over to drain it all off today.

it is actually PDP TO JONATHAN : STOP EMBARRASSING YOURSELF and DISGRACING US

Poster, Don't be myopic. Who is Timaya that he can't buy plantain?

Went to pickup a few friends who returned from the States yesterday (2 Nigerians and 3 white Americans). On our way, I packed to buy Boli for myself only for the 2 Nigerians who have no come home in 17years to scream that they also want, give and take after the White guys took a bite, they loved it and guess what? We emptied the woman's stand right there. About N6,000 worth of boli and groundnut.

You would have thought we were acting film as people gathered in amazement to see All the yankie looking and speaking dudes munching on this boli.

Guess what? This are guys that earn 6 digits in the States.

We need to start appreciating our own thing. Who suppose advertize Plantain if no be Timaya wey don sell plantain before.

JUSTICE FATIMAH ABDULSALAM ABUBAKAR.


The most Exposed, Learned, Composed, Educated and Articulate.

While her husband ruled, she still went to the court room to perform her duties. She Never started any nonsense Pet project just to siphon money.

Did I forget to mention she is the PRETTIEST of them all?

That woman is the Booooom!!!

MTN of all cards??

It just proves Akeredolu will have a POOR communication and Government in office.

And did I forget to say HIGHEST TAX imposed on his citizens.

Show me the Card you distribute and I will tell you the way you will govern us.

Because .....

https://www.nairaland.com/1051039/fuel-scarsity-plot-jonathan-remove


Read the thread and see what the government is trying to do.

So that those selling Jedi-jedi medicine aka Opa eyin will also having something to eat and takecare of their families.

Imanuelle: Tonto dikeh's song isn't too bad wen u listen 2 it on mute....
So y'all shud stop criticizing...........

I thought I had it rolling with laughter when I read the Op's write-up until I saw this.


After I read all the criticims about the songs (which I am yet to listen to) I had to call up Tonto Dike and this is what she had to say.


Acidtalk - Hello Tonto, This is Acidtalk.

Tonto - Eh! Acidtalk my man, how you dey?

Acidtalk - Tonto, I am okay oh! How's life?

Tonto - I am okay my brother. I am just having a rest after such a hard work of several months in the studio working on my album.

Acidtalk - Oh that reminds me. Congratulations on your new album.

Tonto - my brother it wasn't easy oh! But I thank God it all paid off well. My manager just told me the songs are bangers in the clubs right now.

Acidtalk - really? That's great.

Tonto - I even have 6 shows coming up this week. 4 burials, 1 remembrance and the last the fund raising of Boko Haram in Maiduguri. So can you see Acidtalk, Haters will always talk while we will keep going places.

Acidtalk - I am so happy for you.

Tonto - That's not all, I will be performing this weekend at Mama B's pepper soup joint in Bar beach.....

Acidtalk - Tonto, I have to go now, I will talk to you later in the day.

Tonto - But Acidtalk.....

(*cuts line*)

Welcome back madam

After I saw the news I quickly put a call across to madam in Germany and this is what she had to say :

Acidtalk - Good morning your Excellency

Patience - Acidtalk, is that you?

Acidtalk - Yes your excellency. How are you doing today?

Patience - I am very joyful and strong. Have you heard?

Acidtalk - Heard what ma?

Patience - I am coming back to my country today.

Acidtalk - Oh! That's really great your excellency. That means you are much better.

Patience - Yes. Thank God my enemies didn't succeed.

Acidtalk - What do you mean your excellency.

Patience - They thought I will travel like that other madam and won't come back. But my God has shamed them.

Acidtalk - Yes madam. God has shamed them. But.....

Patience - Don't but anything, I am coming and will deliver a press conferencing.

Acidtalk - Press Conference you mean ma?

Patience - Anything! Na you sabi. At least God didn't make my position in Aso Rock vacant for anybody, especially that big eye ball minister.

Acidtalk - Madam, I have to go now I am running low on call credit so I will talk to you when you return.

Patience - Okay! Help me greet my fellow widows, all PDP umblerra card carrying members and the entire Nigerians citizen.

Acidtalk - Okay ma.

Patience - Bye!

Lilspicer: What was on his mind when carrying this...is this how our celebrities oot to behave.just lik when tiwa savage carried mota...peepz what do you think?

Is this the very same lispicer on that dumb babes's blog? Always with His Bold5?


Well, to the topic, Sanity has almost gone extinct amongst the youths of today so I am no where surprised at this.

Our so called Celebrities are the WORST role models any parent can want for their child.



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*peeps in and drops a line*

I have dated ladies 6years older than me and as much as 10years younger than me, Never in my life as any woman used any derogatery word at me.

In as much as I joke A lot, I also get extremely serious.

They know where I draw the line.

Moreover, respect is reciprocal.


To me "stubborn beast" isn't that harsh a word, except if you take things too personal.