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one rule...keep your enemies closer......she is probably plotting your demise and may have arranged to sell your spare part to one dealer. you think she doesnt know.....you are sleeping on a bicycle..

eph12: Go to the branch where u opened the account and ask ur account officer to fill a Know Your Customer(KYC) form on ur behalf. That should work in place of utility bills. Thank u.

k boss, you too much..the account officer is he person who i registered the account with?

Pls my people, Apart from PHCN bill and DSTV reciept, is there any other document i can use to reactvate my GT account?

guys what can you say about these brands, how good are their 7 inch tabs..Ainol, Ampe,Created, Allwinner, Pipo,vido,cube,onda..which brand is best among them? thanks

made an order from jumia to be paid on delivery......but someone just gave me dat same product as a gift today...is it possible to cancel my order?

chokl8candie: lol ..ofcuz not. Commitment to me is hving smone ur assured will be loyal,faithful n responsible to u and mke u the only girl in his world. We dun necessarily hv to get married cz sh.!t happens and we cd breakup ...but as long as he's my guy and he's faithful thats enuf commitment

hv u seen the movie i mentioned tho?

i gbadun your view.....mature

....thats why the prenup option is a must for me.....no matter how intoxicating the love is....always sign a prenup.

thought they all have brains.........

Canme4u: nope, their work are different.

The one you are talking about is to login to your internet banking page, but you will use token to generate secure code and activate your card so as to be able to pay online.

thanks bro........on the NEPA bill matter, i contacted a friend who lives in a different location to send me his own so that i can use his address to activate my GTB acc....since this address is different from my residential address on aliexpress, will it affect my order in any way?

Haywhymido: Hmmm, 4 dis kind age wen dem need better knacking?? D lady shd seduce him, if it is possible n she av d strength she shd rape him abeg dey r married na, 4 3yrs no issue. Dat madman is hiding sumthin. Phone s*x my foot.

isnt dat a punishable offense

more like the suit in G.I Joe.....nothing like Iron Man's

yes o my people, i went to GTB yesterday to apply for token, they just de use person de play......said i should go and bring nepa bill since my address had changed....even when i explained to em that i just moved in to a private residence and phcn was yet to bring and install my prepaid meter.......just scrolling through my mail and discovered i have internet banking user id and password...can i use this password in place of token? pls help a brother out.......

the truth is dat most guys want wives as hot as beyonce with class, elegance and coordination yet they want to remain mr ibu.......you dont want your woman to tie wrapper on her chest but you tie urs on ur waist and sit down to read the dailies or wear an over-sized boxer with a sagged singlet like osuofias . it doesn't work that way.....if you want her to be cool,morden and trendy then step up your game. she ll definitely adjust when she sees that she is being left behind and getting outta your league

pls i want to purchase a particular product in bulk on aliexpress but the seller doesnt ship to nigeria....how can i go about this?

op you are the man of the house....you dont need to shout, bully or harass the woman to establish this fact . you keep making reference to the fact that she earns more than you...and its obvious that you are not comfortable with it, but let me ask you , who is she making the money for ...its you and your family......now women are res-ponders they ll definitely respond to anything good or evil you do to them if you treat em well you get good treatment and vise versa. its said that a happy wife equals a happy home. respect is earned not demanded.if you want her to respect you you have to respect her. you re a man, a primary provider and i think thats what you should be not always involving her in simple expenses like buying a tv set. be the MAN of the house not the roommate. you can both sit down and discuss family expenses.....like in my house mum earns more but she handled only feeding and domestic upkeep while dad handled the school fees, cars maintenance, bills, house maintainance and vacations. now major projects like building projects are financed from a joint account where each of them contribute a certain percentage then if one of em is broke they borrow from the other to meet up these obligations and always pay back in due course...i never saw my dad come home to be told that there is no money for food and he doesnt give her money for upkeep but he sure does spoil her silly. if you can develope an organised pattern where everyone has a role exclusively i think it will help.map out roles and always take the heavier task. never say she earns more so she should shoulder the heavier responsibilities or put eyes into how she spends her money cos she is the woman. she ll de definately be saving the excess for family emergencies. see the family as a football team where everyone has a specific role to play and you as the team captain have to display leadership and maturity. best done by example....you can never see a warrior king riding behind his army in battle...he is always in front leading the campagin and you see that his men would always repect him and even die for him ......always note that women see the husbands funds as OUR money and see thiers as MY money, so once in a while treat her good and spoil her a little.....,,, goodluck

op is not to be taken seriously

now i strongly believe some peoples brain have only 1gb data capacity when it fills up they start spilling rubbish

thats scary.....just like expecting flowers from your lover and they send you ugu.

there is this one on a radio station and some dude just keeps screaming about his ATM supposedly being siezed by the machine

and yall so fall for the marriage saiking...if the dude wan marry you let him go see your people.....but ladies never learn nor listen. the same trick that was being used by our elders. and itz still effective till 2mao

mbanu a na gi eme ya otu a hu......want my ada pekem who cooks ofe owerri and my favourite egusi.

fresh olopa with bling

mehn dis guyz are mean em for leave am.....in the eyes of the law the execution has been carried out and since he survived he should be left alone

ohh she just had to tap that didnt she.....dont blame her tho.....the...@zz.....waz looking at her.

axion: Make love not war

that one na talk...as soon as she enters i am making sure that a mallet or 2x2 is within reachable proximity cos she ll definately come prepared ....man gast defend himself

nahh a hug is better...cmon its just a hug whats d big deal...shaking a lady feels kinda akward