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yes o my people, i went to GTB yesterday to apply for token, they just de use person de play......said i should go and bring nepa bill since my address had changed....even when i explained to em that i just moved in to a private residence and phcn was yet to bring and install my prepaid meter.......just scrolling through my mail and discovered i have internet banking user id and password...can i use this password in place of token? pls help a brother out.......

the truth is dat most guys want wives as hot as beyonce with class, elegance and coordination yet they want to remain mr ibu.......you dont want your woman to tie wrapper on her chest but you tie urs on ur waist and sit down to read the dailies or wear an over-sized boxer with a sagged singlet like osuofias . it doesn't work that way.....if you want her to be cool,morden and trendy then step up your game. she ll definitely adjust when she sees that she is being left behind and getting outta your league

pls i want to purchase a particular product in bulk on aliexpress but the seller doesnt ship to nigeria....how can i go about this?

op you are the man of the house....you dont need to shout, bully or harass the woman to establish this fact . you keep making reference to the fact that she earns more than you...and its obvious that you are not comfortable with it, but let me ask you , who is she making the money for ...its you and your family......now women are res-ponders they ll definitely respond to anything good or evil you do to them if you treat em well you get good treatment and vise versa. its said that a happy wife equals a happy home. respect is earned not demanded.if you want her to respect you you have to respect her. you re a man, a primary provider and i think thats what you should be not always involving her in simple expenses like buying a tv set. be the MAN of the house not the roommate. you can both sit down and discuss family expenses.....like in my house mum earns more but she handled only feeding and domestic upkeep while dad handled the school fees, cars maintenance, bills, house maintainance and vacations. now major projects like building projects are financed from a joint account where each of them contribute a certain percentage then if one of em is broke they borrow from the other to meet up these obligations and always pay back in due course...i never saw my dad come home to be told that there is no money for food and he doesnt give her money for upkeep but he sure does spoil her silly. if you can develope an organised pattern where everyone has a role exclusively i think it will help.map out roles and always take the heavier task. never say she earns more so she should shoulder the heavier responsibilities or put eyes into how she spends her money cos she is the woman. she ll de definately be saving the excess for family emergencies. see the family as a football team where everyone has a specific role to play and you as the team captain have to display leadership and maturity. best done by example....you can never see a warrior king riding behind his army in battle...he is always in front leading the campagin and you see that his men would always repect him and even die for him ......always note that women see the husbands funds as OUR money and see thiers as MY money, so once in a while treat her good and spoil her a little.....,,, goodluck

op is not to be taken seriously

now i strongly believe some peoples brain have only 1gb data capacity when it fills up they start spilling rubbish

thats scary.....just like expecting flowers from your lover and they send you ugu.

there is this one on a radio station and some dude just keeps screaming about his ATM supposedly being siezed by the machine

and yall so fall for the marriage saiking...if the dude wan marry you let him go see your people.....but ladies never learn nor listen. the same trick that was being used by our elders. and itz still effective till 2mao

mbanu a na gi eme ya otu a hu......want my ada pekem who cooks ofe owerri and my favourite egusi.

fresh olopa with bling

mehn dis guyz are mean em for leave am.....in the eyes of the law the execution has been carried out and since he survived he should be left alone

ohh she just had to tap that didnt she.....dont blame her tho.....the...@zz.....waz looking at her.

axion: Make love not war

that one na talk...as soon as she enters i am making sure that a mallet or 2x2 is within reachable proximity cos she ll definately come prepared ....man gast defend himself

nahh a hug is better...cmon its just a hug whats d big deal...shaking a lady feels kinda akward

war..cos one of us must turn up dead or incapacitated.

tahh would rather marry an afghan than to settle with a Yoruba lady.....most Yoruba l have met can run down the federal reserve with their mouths.

see em jealous ladies...if its them they ll give out their no to guys and even go out on dates with them if paddy man talk they ll say he is insecure. they enjoy the attention from these guys and they ll tell you "he is just a friend" and "he is just being nice". pls woman up and let him enjoy the attention doesn't come often.

Elegbede205: gionee e3,infinix x450 or even samsung galaxy CORE

pls how gud is the battery life compared with grand

guys no longer willing to be gentlemen.....opened the door for two ladies at an occasion last week and people where staring at me like i committed a grave offence

dontgivafuck: Chineke !! I Wonder d kind of men women are raising up these days? How will a woman be pushing a car? Hian! Apart frm d fact dt d effort will actually be useless xcept in rare cases of girls wey get power, Wld u ask her to push d car if it was ur sister in d car? Watever happend to male passerby's coming to help... I don't know wether this online peeps actually leave in Nigeria, cos wen I see cars stuck on d road I don't see women helping to push, sm other male passerbys willingly help even... Or do pple just cm here to post things they won't actually do... Or maybe they re those who don't hv a car yet

i see no wrong in helping, there was an occasion when a friends fuel filter got damaged when we went to pick up three ladies for a friends party and even though it was raining these girls came down and joined in pushing us this ride......mehn i off my hat for em when ever i think of it.

i would feel touched that at least she is concerned about whats happening and is offering her little assistance than her sitting indoors and pinging...though i wont lether do it but ll appreciate the gesture..besides she could learn a few things about automobiles which may be handy in future

some days are like that

no time to beg for no just give her a complementary card...if she s interested she ll holla....if not move on em plenty for market... you can ask for her email instead or whatsapp or bbm pin

can i get an andriod phone that meets the specifications of galaxy grand duos with a little reduction in screen size?

dont worry my RR GHOST is currently being shipped...bought it on ebay

the errand boy to the security in my estate always puts on "MY MONEY GROWS LIKE GRASS"

davide470: Naija Version..
1. Paralegal = Office Assistant
2. Comp..bla bla = Big J Laptop repair centre (Ibadan)
3. Dental Hygienist = Mama Nkechi Snuff and Pako shop
4. Police Officer = Olopa
5. Physical therapy assistant = Those fashola boys that normally catch mad men..
6. Construction Manager = Omo onile.

falls from bicycle

rather date a sincere cheat than a lying and deceptive lady....