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tahhh say wetin happen.......see as the chinko just knelt down to take slaps from a little gurl whose tooth pick limbs can be snapped like a twig....utter bullocks.

who is doing this na...why are you doing this to me.........#goes to national assembly to collect hardship allowance#

Lovey picture...gbadun her hair style.......#he was born big............must have done some damage#.......runs away from thread.

Being in love is just like when a driver(you) is driving a car(partner) on a highway(life experiences).
Good diver + good car + good road = sweet, relaxing journey.

What matters is if that special someone loves u and is ready to go the extra mile with you and for you......if not it isn't such a wonderful experience.

Never knew this thread existed.....mine was on the 5th..had much fun......btw I am yet to meet a BD mate on NL.

So security guards re not human enough to deserve love. Because they are security men, they should not get married to rich educated women.......

Your discovery is just the tip of the ice berg.....the petroleum sector in Nigeria is the most rotten and corrupt sector in the country......try NNPC...you can be sure of better value for your money compared to other pms stations.

Guys I am currently searching for an ISP that gives at least 10mb/s unlimited steady and efficient service, that is quite affordable. I have heard of coolink but do not know how gud they are. Also heard it's pretty expensive. I am based in Port Harcourt.Anyone with information should pls help me out

kulyie: oya no vex na just simply tell the babe, 'chidinma,do you know it is UNLADY LIKE and smacks of lousiness to put your legs on the dash board.it is a very uncivilized behaviour,what if my friend John sees you,what do you think he will feel or say' and if you know you dont have time for all those stories.once she places her legs on the dash board,just suddenly step on the break and change the look on your face.[b]ask her to leave your car,if she says why,get down from the car,fling her bag out and pull her out of the car.enter your car and drive off.[/b]if she later sends a text message asking why you did that,tell her about the legs she put on the dash board.simple!

GBAM!!! Sends the message loud and clear.

kulyie: oya no vex na just simply tell the babe, 'chidinma,do you know it is UNLADY LIKE and smacks of lousiness to put your legs on the dash board.it is a very uncivilized behaviour,what if my friend John sees you,what do you think he will feel or say' and if you know you dont have time for all those stories.once she places her legs on the dash board,just suddenly step on the break and change the look on your face.[b]ask her to leave your car,if she says why,get down from the car,fling her bag out and pull her out of the car.enter your car and drive off.[/b]if she later sends a text message asking why you did that,tell her about the legs she put on the dash board.simple!

GBAM!!! Sends the message loud and clear.

they want to boost the industry....why arent they patronizing these locally produced cars.....in other countries the govt uses its locally produced car brands but in Nigeria the same govt that buys Mercedes and range rover for its officals tells us to go and patronize locally produced vehicles...........i am very sure that the minister s or the president doesnt use a locally produced vehicle so why would i want to use it? they are leaders and should live by example...what stops the presidency from asking innoson to produce state of the art, luxury vehicles....for its official use...these people are all jokers

no mind them.....when most of them cant even afford spare tyre.......they carry their toothpick legs and place on your neatly and freshly sprayed dashboard.....mtcheww

always ask yourself who wast he first person to eat apple in eden......the woman. thats to tell you how much they love the bad stuff.......i watched a documentary that says a woman is more likely to mate with a bad strong dude and get to good caring dude to raise the child........my opinion on how to relate with em from now on-wards is to be a boss and act like one...no more Mr Nice Guy....sticking to my guns each time and doing what i want, no longer giving a ratsazz about how she feels or what she wants....

^^^thanks

dapsondou: A german shepherd will be a good choice
But as a first time owner, I'll advice you do some research before getting the dog

how much does one cost and what of Caucasian? ........

dude do you own a hand gun? now isnt a bad tym to get one....just saying

propose and then confess...........she might forgive u, confess and propose and she might pour hot oil on you....... the choice is yours brah

had a friend back then who has eyebrows that look as if he uses eye pencil although his own is natural...seemed to catch to ladies attention back then

Evening y'all great thread......I love dogs ESP the bigger, strong and aggressive ones and I plan two get one or two in future. But I have never had one so I am not familiar with the behaviour of each breed. However in getting one I want to take into cognisance that it will be kept in my family home and there are kids , i want a dog that will not bite children or family members but ll be alert at night to take down any intruder and has a deep bark but doesn't bark except when necessary.also cheap to maintain and can grow big in size.......Advice pls

When he was minister for aviation, what did he do to improve the domestic aviation sector?......a lesson to nigerian polictians that a fleet of private jets won't save you from nemesis.....

talk about accidental discharge

what happened to for better, for worse

i think thats why arranged marriage works better..........your level of expectation on the person is less and you tolerate and accormodate more...........love is a choice believe it or not.

what with people and the no of partners someone has had.....if even if she has had 50 men before you.....(hope none was jim iyke)....whats important is that if she has made up her mind to be with you and only you.....why will you be bothered about it.....i would like to find out but would never use it as a yardstick to judge her person

Dayum!!

Androgen daisy: okay lemme confess the difference here is about 9and1/2 yrs. Should I just give it up?

no not yet.. it depends on how you guys relate and mix mentally.....you ll have to note that he may not be intersted in sometinz you wanna do or you might see him as a boring person lyk he may want to relax and read papers or play golf while you want to go out and mingle,club and stuff like thAT.....but you ll enjoy his company due to his wealth of experience and maturity in handling issues and he ll always want to spoil you(if he s lyk me) with good stuff...........the only issues you might have is feeling left out when he is with friends as you might be one of the youngest so might not fit in comfortably but with time your mind would kinda race to meet up with his and his would kinda come down to level with urs hence the physical result of you aging a lil bit faster than you would if he were younger but this might not be noticeable and also depends on your gene.........if you love him and he loves you...then enjoy your relationship and marriage.....thats what matters

but they signed it.............an agreement is a binding contract and the govt should not develop cold feet now since the time to fufil it is long overdue ......heard it was 1.5 trn....to span for a four year duration.....now if the govt had adhered to to agreement, it should be subject to renewal at the end of 2013. then a new agreement would be drawn up after considering how the first one fared and a decision would be made on whether to increase the funding or not.......now ASUU is only asking for 400bn which should have been paid in 2009......then another would be paid nxt year....and it goes on till the system has stood. now Assuming the FG cant sustain these payment plan...it is only right that they adhere to the first contract which is abt 1.5trn and fulfill it then at the end of four yrs when its time to renegotiate...they can withdraw from the plan and ask ASUU to source for funds internally which ASUU will do.

3 to 8 yrs.....anything more than that and you might have generational differences...............beside ladies who marry much older guys say 9 yrs and above tend to age faster while the men tend toget younger......#freshbloodtinz#

women generally love things that are beyond their reach....nopunintended#

emm young man what is your problem...