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war..cos one of us must turn up dead or incapacitated.

tahh would rather marry an afghan than to settle with a Yoruba lady.....most Yoruba l have met can run down the federal reserve with their mouths.

see em jealous ladies...if its them they ll give out their no to guys and even go out on dates with them if paddy man talk they ll say he is insecure. they enjoy the attention from these guys and they ll tell you "he is just a friend" and "he is just being nice". pls woman up and let him enjoy the attention doesn't come often.

Elegbede205: gionee e3,infinix x450 or even samsung galaxy CORE

pls how gud is the battery life compared with grand

guys no longer willing to be gentlemen.....opened the door for two ladies at an occasion last week and people where staring at me like i committed a grave offence

dontgivafuck: Chineke !! I Wonder d kind of men women are raising up these days? How will a woman be pushing a car? Hian! Apart frm d fact dt d effort will actually be useless xcept in rare cases of girls wey get power, Wld u ask her to push d car if it was ur sister in d car? Watever happend to male passerby's coming to help... I don't know wether this online peeps actually leave in Nigeria, cos wen I see cars stuck on d road I don't see women helping to push, sm other male passerbys willingly help even... Or do pple just cm here to post things they won't actually do... Or maybe they re those who don't hv a car yet

i see no wrong in helping, there was an occasion when a friends fuel filter got damaged when we went to pick up three ladies for a friends party and even though it was raining these girls came down and joined in pushing us this ride......mehn i off my hat for em when ever i think of it.

i would feel touched that at least she is concerned about whats happening and is offering her little assistance than her sitting indoors and pinging...though i wont lether do it but ll appreciate the gesture..besides she could learn a few things about automobiles which may be handy in future

some days are like that

no time to beg for no just give her a complementary card...if she s interested she ll holla....if not move on em plenty for market... you can ask for her email instead or whatsapp or bbm pin

can i get an andriod phone that meets the specifications of galaxy grand duos with a little reduction in screen size?

dont worry my RR GHOST is currently being shipped...bought it on ebay

the errand boy to the security in my estate always puts on "MY MONEY GROWS LIKE GRASS"

davide470: Naija Version..
1. Paralegal = Office Assistant
2. Comp..bla bla = Big J Laptop repair centre (Ibadan)
3. Dental Hygienist = Mama Nkechi Snuff and Pako shop
4. Police Officer = Olopa
5. Physical therapy assistant = Those fashola boys that normally catch mad men..
6. Construction Manager = Omo onile.

falls from bicycle

rather date a sincere cheat than a lying and deceptive lady....

still believe that its the woman who keeps her man in line. it goes beyond having a pretty face and a gorgeous behind....i think it has to do more with character and coordination.

how much longer....mods do something now

imag5: hello sir,forgive me for not responding to ur query earlier, what i will like say is when it comes to oil and gas in nigeria in the next 20years i will still give it to oil,oil in the sense that wells that have been drilled since 1956 as not been fully tapped out ie the depth of hydrocarbon has not been being fully drilled thats the reason more Reservoir characterisation studies is being carried out on all these well except where u have marginal field,Gas for now is very hard for nigeria to embark on because the High amount of technology to map it out except USa and canada that is working on their Shale gas, my conclusion Drilling is still the future my bro,go for drilling engineering or get a Drilling fluids ceritficate so that you can get into the system on time in nigeria or you study your Gas and practise oversea,,in 3years time Dangote refinery will be on live,what do you think they will Refine there?oil of course and people like you guys will be employ and earn big cash...so get ur self prepared for it.....ok.........umf

thanks a lot bruv..really appreciate.....my deli-ma is that i will be doing it abroad and may be based there for up to 10 years infact my family wants me to stay there permanently even though i would prefer returning here to establish myself....so want to choose something that can help me get establish abroad as quickly as possible and will also be quite relevant here plus i am working on establishing a servicing firm here and plan to open a branch abroad when i go there since i am partnering with a colleague and he can head the one here..........but all the same thanks

being in a relationship is all about, love ,trust ,understanding nd friendship......its all about giving and giving much more....its not just about coming into someones life but also bringing out the best in them and making them realize that together you can experience something beautiful and inexplicable

chai this pic reminds me of those days....when there was goodness in my heart............isnt that a scene in twilight?

home......none
away......nicki it is.

i am a fresh graduate of gas engineering and plan on going for a masters programme but i am torn btw continuing with Gas engineering at graduate level or opting for drilling and well engineering. i am considering drilling cos i love it most compared to reservoir and production and would want to gain more knowledge plus a career as a drilling engineer isnt bad. however gas hold so much potential for the future...and being a professional in that area holds so much opportunities..what do you think.

DEGREE2466: Please nairalanders i need your urgent suggestion on what to do about this issue.

My wife accused me of snoring in the night but i denied it knowing so well that i dont snore.

Then she ask me what she should do to let me know i snore. I told her to give me a heavy knock whenever i snore though jokingly but seriously because i know i dont snore.

Since that time my head has never remain the same. Anything i do something that displeases her she will give me a heavy knock in the night and when i ask her what the problem is, she will tell me that i was snoring.

I even went to the extent of staying awake all night to catch her and unfortunately for her she came and gave me one of her usual heavy knock thinking i was sleeping!

I would have given her the beat of her life that night if not that i promised myself not to lay my hand on my wife.

Please what do i do to stop this nefarious and relatiative attitude of my dear loving wife?

sorry..... apply ice . why on earth would you ask her to knock youin the first place. thats women for you...give them a foot and they take a mile.

commot ya eyes from ya neighbors wife.....else the eyes may cost you, ya head...

fluid26: In my opinion, it is actually very difficult rejecting love...even if it comes from a total stranger. In this part of the world (Naija) ladies don't usually make such moves, so the targeted male may feel somewhat overwhelmed. Perhaps even embarrassed. Some may feel honoured and others may develop a (false) sense of pride or importance.

The acceptance or rejection depends on his level of understanding or naivety. It may also depend on his current relationship status or religious/ethnic preference, level of education, job role, complexion, distance...the variables here seem too numerous to mention.

Know that it is very possible to woo a man and make him love you, irrespective of what you look like. I feel it is easier for a woman to successfully woo a man than vice versa.

true that....80 % chance of success

mayorall: Use texaco baba.

tnks a lot

mayorall: You've answered the question sir.

so what would you advise, on how to make purchase on ebay?

what an irony.......she for seduce rv.father and cause kasala inside convent.

nahhh dont want to give onlookers the pleasure of staring if i dont wake up.

guys can i make purchases on ebay using my gtb mastercard ,cos i hear they only accept through paypal which i dont have.

^^^ same here brah........follow your heart ,trust your instinct and ask God for direction..