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chidi2003:
Our Security apparatus has been overpowered! We should unite to tackle this menace; We all have a role to play!

Not yet. They've not. They only lack the political will to do the right thing. If the same zeal used in the Eastern part of the country by our security men and those in power is used in the North, many innocent northerners will die but I assure you that normalcy would have returned long time ago.

Or have you ever heard of the military setting houses ablaze in a community in the North? At least we saw videos of this happening in the East. So it tells you one thing. This whole unrest in the north might be a deliberate attempt to check their population growth over there. At least na who get peace of mind dey self-service woman born pikin.

Ilorin should not be the new base of kidnapping ooo bcus it's gonna be so difficult for security operatives in that terrain. But Kwara state have got some very good hunters who can comb the forests but na big work be this ooo. They better not start.

List not complete....

Where's Ahmed Musa?

Naija students would device a means of tricking the dogs.

Beebah2000:
Na her fallen melons I just dey look.

I can't see no melons... Maybe you mean lemons

Beebah2000:
I know that you are not joking.
But, I am seriously not interested in this.
Please, try to understand.

Alright dear. Best wishes

Beebah2000:
I am not looking for a boyfriend

Yeah I know you're not... And it's only normal for a guy to approach a lady to ask her out and not the other way round.

In other words, I'm the one looking for you. And I mean it. Again, no joke.

Beebah2000:
I ask Una simple question, Una dey write another thing.
I don't even have a boyfriend for God's sake.
I am in a very good mood today, make Una no spoil am. Abeg

Can I be your boyfriend?

No joke.

Beebah2000:
Here is the question

You have a girlfriend and this girlfriend of yours has a female bestie.
One day, your girlfriend's bestie called you and you guys greeted normal normal. So, she asked you if you could have time to go out with her, like to go watch film in cinema. But she doesn't want your girlfriend to know about it.
Will you agree to go out with her?

If she's the one bankrolling the outing, of course Yes. It'll offer me the opportunity to know the kind of friends my girlfriend surrounds herself with (remember, show me your Friend and I tell you who you are).

Another reason why I won't even think twice to go is to know what her motive is. Yes, it's only those who risk going too far that can tell how far we can go.

Just in case you wanna ask me what I'll do if she seduces me, I'll tag along until the last minute and then bring on my girl to the picture. I just helped her weed out a bad friend.

SportsHD:
Order is order. And, the governor doesn't have power to tell the CSP to vacate the area.
The governor is basically, powerless in this situation.

Do you know that irrespective of the supreme court order, the state still have absolute control over every land under its geographical jurisprudence?

I mean the state government might decide to take possession of the whole Magodo tomorrow and turn it into a football pitch and there's absolutely nothing anybody can do about it. All he'll do is compensate the occupants and those who have original title to the said land and case close.

LettyLayo:
Hello everyone,
Pls if you know any who graduated from any public university without a job in that last 2 years

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Name:
Phone number:
Email:
School:
Course:

Do spread this message to other groups so that others may benefit thank you

What do you have on offer for them?

relaxandsmile:
Do you have a better suggestion?

Better suggestions full ground throwey but these bastards in power won't take it.

Just like that other guy said, what happens if the bandits cross over to neighboring countries before the carpet bombing and return after the exercise have been completed?

They're many ways to capture these guys alive but the truth is that your leaders just won't do the right thing. If you know anybody at the very top of our security architecture who's ready to listen to opinions, tell them you know someone who's ready to give them 5 strong enough ways to end these madness once and for all with close to nothing casualty on our troops. Yes, I said it. The casualty rate will be close to none.

But my life and that of my family has got to change for good and forever....plus, for my own safety and that of my immediate family, I'll want to ensure am at a safe distance before doling out such advice because I know our security architecture has been badly compromised. These killers have their bosses among the top guys.

Innovia:
I will be interested but by February, abeg send me a message on WhatsApp on 0.7.0.5.4.0.1.1.4.5.4

I just gave him your phone number....he's gonna chat you up or give you a call.

Regards.

I visited my friend who's into Shawarma business at Sango Ota and found out that he usually have raw chicken bones with of course some meats. These bones are usually gotten from chicken lap and breast he uses for his business.

Normally he would de-bone the chicken to have a clean boneless meat, then dispose off the bone (picture attached). So I felt it's gonna be cool to post this here for dog owners around Sango who can come pick this things up for a token and use it to feed their dogs.

Hisbah21:
not permittable. its bid'ah

What if you have a prayer request that you specifically want to make on that day...like having an intention to make supplications to Allah as you would do on other days...

So if this prayer and tahjood falls on the 31st of December, would that qualify for bidha?

Oluromantic:
1. Consider both as friends for a while. Anyone who's not patient enough to be a friend should leave. She's not yours. Don't be surprised, both of them may leave.

2. By friends I mean don't commit yourself to marriage with either of them. Not that if they give you sex you shouldn't take.

3. Don't complain about pictures with skimpy clothes. In fact if they can send you nudes, allow them. That's one way to know who is who.

4. While you're rocking your friendship with them, you'll know the character of the new girl and find out if the old girl has changed and find out thier past.

5. Give your rules, anyone who complies despite it's inconvenience is closer to your goal

6. If you choose the first girl, warn her sternly to desist from going through your privacy on your phone and every other things you don't like.

7. After making your choice, the other maybe your sidechick if you wish.

8. Don't ever tell a girl you quit. Thier brain is too tiny to fathom that. Just be forming busy till you meet again

Comrade, na senior man you be. Definitely a pro in this game.

Wish I could roll back the hands of time. This your advice for too dey useful. That was in 2017 sha.

I've had similar experience with them at Limca or 7up junction around Ojota.

Your greatest mistake was to obey them and get into their car.... You should have stood your ground that you insist on knowing their identity. As they're bringing out their ID card to show you, take out your camera and snap immediately... They'll want to use force on you at that point but telling them you're now on Facebook or YouTube livestream would make them drop their guards.

Most crimes in Naija cities these days are organised crimes. Someone from the force must be behind it for it to scale through.

Worst case is that you have no prove to show for it except for the withdrawal which they'll comfortably deny.

Well-done OP....

Remember to use a marker to mark the eggs on one side so that it becomes easy to identify which side it is that was exposed to heat before turning....I read where someone suggested charcoal...that's not bad too but I feel you have to press hard on the eggs with charcoal to get a visible enough mark, however it's allot easier and less stressful with permanent markers.

Jeremani:
Is not a new bro, this ones even have some atom of shame left in them for wearing pants and bra.

You mean they for no wear anything?

Ayaf dead!

Na bandit pursue them comot for farm.

Would have made sense if it's just between them.... after all, they're just confirming what we all know to us...Like Yes, we've been having s3x....no be today yansh start to dey for back

firstbornson:
Some years ago while my father was still in the Civil Service commission, I remember a particular incident that led to his temporal suspension from the office. Someone framed him and all that. I won't bother you about the details. However, this incident took over 8 months before it was resolved. Prior to this time, we lived a very comfortable life.

What my mom did in the light of this situation is what I won't forget in a hurry.

We mom started selling cold "pure" water and drinks.

We went back to the farm, planting yam and cassava and the rest.

All these coupled with some money my father had saved kept us all.

We didn't stop school.

My mom didn't create a scene that will bring elders from the village to "settle" issue.

My mom stood by my father.

In your very own church mind, can you see any of these ones that flock after Yahoo boys and engage in runzgeys just to own iPhone 11 Pro, selling pure water or bottle water to support their families?

Times have changed. Let's embrace the society we found ourselves. The irony is that children of this generation were actually raised by people of your mom's generation.... question now is how did we get here?

Unfortunately an informative threads as this doesn't interest our Nairaland moderators.

@Lalasticalala
@seun
@nairaland mod

How much do I have to pay to get this post to the front page?

zainabicy:
Funny thing is girls don’t really have a problem with a guys body count.

We are just different sha, all this gender equality is bullsh****



The real question is -

Would you like to know all the ‘bad’ things she has done in the past ? All the styles and the guys that have hanged her legs ? Or would you rather not know ?

Ignorance is bliss o…

If you want to know, like

If you don’t want to know, share

To many ladies out there, they want a man with allot of bedmatics experience bcus it is believed that these kind of guys would know how to satisfy their sexual desires, hence a man's body count would mean that he's got the right blend skills and competence.

To some of us communication is the lifeblood of the relationship. If there's something I can't discuss with my would-be lifetime partner, then there's an issue somewhere. The dead doesn't hide his unclothedness from the person who would conduct his janazah. We should be so in to eachother to the point that it just won't make sense not to open up on past, present and future.

Of course I'll want to know what am getting into. Lemme know the extent of the damage if at all there's any, because the earlier we discuss it the earlier we get to work on how to right some of those wrongs and salvage whatever is left.

Past could mean some abortions gone wrong and womb destroyed....past could also mean that the potential wife is a porn star....past could also mean an armed robber or drug addict.... could be anything of that nature. I've always encouraged discussing past relationships with my exs, and I do so with the most sincerity of intent. I don't castigate or use it against them in any topic of discuss.

BTW, you're beautiful hadjia Zainab

CaptainAyub:
Men should encourage their wives to work?
So a human being with all her senses intact needs encouragement b4 she knows she needs to be doing something?

May your days be long sir...

My shock got shocked when I saw that comment...like seriously in this time and era, someone still needs to tell a fully grown ass woman to work and support her own home and family?

That comrade off me.

Joelobioha:
how do u females reason

If I tell you, you no go believe... Our fathers endured our mothers but it's just the bitter truth that our dads hid away from us, hence making it seem like we all can lay claim to having the best mom.

Palema007:
You are pained. The truth hurts... Go treat your inability to reason and help your saint op out.

Y'all are yet to make any reasonable point or solution to op's problem!

Let's admit no one made any valuable/reasonable comment or offered solution to the OP's marital issues. Read through all you've written one after the other and qoute me on the one you did just exactly the opposite of what you're castigating others for.

Truvelisback:
Why is Obj acting like a saint? Was he not the one that endorsed Buhari to be president?

So the fact that he endorsed Buhari against an obviously bad performing Jonathan's government means OBJ is not fit to retrace his step and speak against the tyrant PMB has become?

Look, we can all accept that Jonathan's government is better than Burahi's quasi-military regime but the truth is that they're both failures in the real sense of it. The former government's failures led Nigerians to believe the lies of the APC change mantra....and obviously we've been changed for the negative.

Buhari & his vice appeared like the best alternative in 2015 but history will definitely not be kind on them for making Jonathan look a better president despite all his flaws. Therefore OBJ has every reason to admit the wrongdoings of this present government and come plain by lending his voice to the state of affairs in the country.

To cap it all, during OBJ's era, we thought he was a bad leader until successive governments made him look like a genius.... My prayer is that the next president doesn't make us start appreciating Buhari because our antecedent suggests so.

Legendary indeed

post=108509771:
God bless our darling daddy and his amiable vice president prof yemi osinbajo for all they are doing to make this once battered and looted nation work again.

God bless Nigeria and all good, sane, honest and hardworking Nigerians.

We Rise!

I have carefully observed your comments on threads relating to Nigeria and PMB in particular....at first, one would mistake you for a very patriotic Nigerian but if carefully observed, it's very easy to spot it that you're only a pro-Buhari cum APC party urchins.

If only you had showed this level of support or permit me to say quasi-patriotism when Goodluck Jonathan was the president, I would have gladly accept that you indeed are a patriot. For people like you, patriotism relys heavily on loyalty to politician, most especially a godlike figure in Buhari.

To you, he's faultless, pious, uncorrupted, just, fair, and even the best thing that has happened to your life....traits similar to religious fanaticism and extremism... It's not easy to notice these things by oneself. Reason why terrorists think they're doing the right thing.

I can bet that if things were 50% this bad under Jonathan, your patriotism would have been dumped into the gutter long ago and you'll be on the side of those raining curses on the president.

Just a personal observation.... You have your right to love and support whom you deem fit. Don't get me wrong but I know with all level of certainty that your taking side with PMB despite all his obvious lapses is not driven by love for Nigeria.

Chuckxwin:
Until we tell ourselves the TRUTH and Nothing but the TRUTH we can't move forward gradually the Northerners are now telling themselves the Bitter truth.

You're mistaking it sir....I can bet my left balls that the northerners are not speaking the truth to themselves yet....I swear they're not.

Bring up a conversation about the state of affairs of the country with any northerner you know around you and tell the person how terrible Buhari has been, then watch his reaction.

Death to them seem like hibernation. They really don't see much tragedy in dying. And that's why the killing will continue for some time more... Their imams have not started speaking hot against it and you think what the rich/elites among them said will hold water?

Let the bandits continue their squid game jeje.... we're following the news from this side of the world.

Endsars was our golden opportunity as a nation to correct this generational curses on the country but while the protests were going on in the whole southern states, those muntulas in the north felt we were calling for a regime change. Even when it was clearly stated that this is a fight for Nigeria and not against it, they still felt it was right to stand by their sai Baba.

Make anybody no disturb the bandits up north ooo. They're only going about their business just the same way area boys do their thing in Lagos.