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Romance / Re: I Am Empty With No Feelings by Adsexpert: 9:58pm On May 10, 2022
Masturbation does not affect your financial status neither does it affect anything spiritual..

But It can corrupt your mind , and mental state.. okay which is more of medical..

And when you mind and thought is breached and corrupt this can affect how you see women.. which may even lead you not to be able to cum naturally when fucking women... Until u use hand or pornography..

Why? The mind is conditioned
Romance / Re: Women Narrate How They Discovered Their Boyfriends Are Gay by Adsexpert: 9:40pm On May 10, 2022
Choiii..

Fvck shit for anus join grin grin grin

LoL no be small thing oh gays deh try..
Romance / Re: That Relationship Won't Last. by Adsexpert: 8:06am On Apr 24, 2022
Another reason marriage don't last is religious interference and pastors . Giving fake prophecies about inlaws e.t.c

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Celebrities / Re: Osinachi: Marriage Is Not By Force, Shine Your Eyes – Nathaniel Bassey by Adsexpert: 1:18pm On Apr 15, 2022
Uprightness100:
GOD'S Word will not Change because of a Changing World.
If you like u listen! If you don't like ,do as you wish. that's your problem.
My duty is to put out the Undiluted word of GOD.
Your duty is to choose to Follow or do your way.
GOD'S Duty is to put where you belong, based on the Choice you make.



All this your christian laws is so big as a burden.. how do you follow a law that is set by a man like you from another country and not run mad or become hypocritical.. a law set by unknown people you have never seen...
Celebrities / Re: Osinachi: Marriage Is Not By Force, Shine Your Eyes – Nathaniel Bassey by Adsexpert: 1:13pm On Apr 15, 2022
Boss13:
There is an evil plan to destroy the nuclear family and the institution of Marriage in Nigeria and to take away the rights of men in this country.

Men open your eyes you have enemies.

With every revolution.. there must be blood shed... Many will die.. if this is true...
Romance / Re: I Don’t Feel Comfortable Hearing My Friend & His Girlfriend Pray by Adsexpert: 3:42pm On Apr 03, 2022
The most difficult people to deal with are christians .. honestly . Muslims no to deh cause this wahala..

But nevertheless religious people are the hardest people I have ever seen.. they commit the same sine they find in others such as their gods stealing, killing, lying to others to destroy them and now tell human to not do same cheesy

Hypocrites..

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Romance / Re: Help! Help!! To Divorce A Marriage Done In The Church In Lagos(cac) by Adsexpert: 3:28pm On Apr 02, 2022
Dreal1247:
Deal with her spirit husband and you will thank me later . Many will not agree with me but this is the bitter truth. Most couples love themselves, but most men and women have individual spirit wives and husbands. These are the ones responsible for sex in the dreams. They fight very hard to make sure that marriages continue to experience problems. They are incharge of high rate of divorce in our society today.
Apply wisdom to capture your wife
I saw that you weded in CAC.
Get your Reverend involved.
If it doesn't work out, look for Mountain Of Fire And Miracles Ministries.
You will be happy you did.
NB. Divorce may just be an avenue to leave a lower devil for a higher one.
The possibility of you still ending up with the same type of individual or worse is still there.
Moreover God hates divorce. I wish you the best in Jesus name, Amen.

Oga any relationship wey no work make we leave..

Why must there by spiritual husband and wives , with anyone so as to end in church..

Omo man no fit kill himself.. if a woman frustrate too much.. God sef no fit tell me make I hear .. my heart strong and stubborn seriously.. leave her alone with her spiritual husband make she follow am die abeg .
Romance / Re: Am I Insecure?! by Adsexpert: 3:22pm On Apr 02, 2022
Leave that girl alone jor!

Leave the hell and Bleep out the relationship.. if na ur pastor tell u sef make u forgive a cheating spouse especially a woman. Him go collect

Men cheat for inside bible.. though
Romance / Re: What Will U Do If A Usher Smash Yr Phone On The Floor by Adsexpert: 3:16pm On Apr 02, 2022
The way I go start fight inside church heh . The pastor go fear.. cus me go nearly kill am..

U deh craze u because of white man religion, break my own phone?...

And mean while I will go right to his seat and take his phone and other belongings ...
Romance / Re: How Do I Change From An Extreme Introvert To An Extrovert by Adsexpert: 7:45pm On Apr 01, 2022
I understand how you feel . And sometimes this stems up in the way you were being brought up, probably isolated almost every time , always forced to act in a certain way or live to a specific person's expectations....

Also this can also stem out when a person is being bullied most of the time either while growing up or in school... Cus often times shy people are often times bullied ..

Bro I was in your shoes and an introvert . But being an introvert especially in this country will never help u... At least in life one need to have a little touch if extrovert or the Ability to switch between both at will ....

You've been a church boy for too long lol , sometimes all these pastor or xtain parents deh always cause this kind thing..

With all the fear they instill in people that their glory will be stolen immediately they start talking to a woman or try to mingle with guys . Until you start doing what you fear the most.. and start telling ur self you deserve more and worth more than gold . You might not break away from it..

And never care what people think about you anymore.. Be shameless.. cus a shameless man can never be shamed or humiliated..

Peace out..
Family / Re: Am So Tired I Want To Leave My Marriage What Should I Do by Adsexpert: 11:41am On Mar 20, 2022
Mummy05:
Ever since I got married it has been going well for everytime struggle and keep hoping that one day God will answer our prayer,the more we enter anotheraday he more hard it continue,am so depressed and tired seeking for help have turn me into a better but still yet I didn't give up I keep pushing both online and offline still yet nothing is working out,yesterday my daughter fell sick we took her to a nearby chemists the drugs and injection we were ask to buy is up to 7000 hmmm 7000 at this time when feeding is by God grace I didn't say anything I left there and went home the only money left with my husband is 500 he gave it to me and I use it for a little drugs for her but right now the sickness start again and we have nothing left,

It has become rampant for women to leave men alone while broke , religion and society has nothing to say about this..

Of course the better excuse is to say it's for the child so of course he should make her sacrifice.. by letting them go and while the man is back on his feet.. they all flock back..

You can leave if u want to, at least you can gain people sympathy by claiming your child is sick, and while we truly also know that deep down ur feeling as well has died for him cus he never gave u the luxury or enjoyable life you imagined...

Men need to wise up and get a personal savings for themselves somewhere... whereby u will never spend on anyone even though it's the last option, cus if u go broke na only u and ur head..

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Romance / Re: Where Is The Most Absurd Place You've Ever Had Sex by Adsexpert: 7:59am On Mar 19, 2022
In her father's house , at the steps , toilet kitchen,
Romance / Re: So pained by Adsexpert: 7:18pm On Mar 15, 2022
What I sensed here is .. the girl was pained , but the guy was more fucking pained...

The guy wanted to dump her and use her for sex , the girl might have a bf already as well.. but I am sure she's not getting married but just played along with the guy .

Guy u Bleep up , and what am sensing here is the guy go probably still go bag her for one last FVck again grin grin .

But las las una play each other.. and as a man you sound to childish and a talkative as well.. men no deh talk much about break up with women, them deh do.... If you are not sure you want to break up with someone or not sure if you won't still need this person for any benefits at all..

Keep a gate open so u can later go bk.. Bleep up guy .
Romance / Re: Someone Said I Look Like A Teenager, But I'm 27 - PHOTOS by Adsexpert: 6:43pm On Mar 15, 2022
Medianna:


Wow wow wow
I was only catching cruise like any other person in the thread OK.
Make water no pass garri abeg.

Of course me sef deh catch cruise na.. but oga moral lesson motivational speaker wan kill vibe..
Romance / Re: Someone Said I Look Like A Teenager, But I'm 27 - PHOTOS by Adsexpert: 10:27am On Mar 15, 2022
studentwriter:

happy and a long lasting fucck in advance.
As for the girl, no come this forum come dey cry after the guy ditch you oh after seeing your pant. Thank God the guy don tell you plainly he's after sex, after seeing your pics and as you no too fine he just want chop clean mouth, so if you carry love go na OYO be your case.
Make I mind my business sha

I plainly won't get angry...

For by their insecurities thou shall know them.. can't you behave like an adult for once , reason why Nigeria tire me is the ability to see things and not mind your business, also the unnecessary needs to force opinions and religion on others by Force..

Though you are free to say what you like and what u want , no be my papa get forum.. but LEARN TO BEHAVE, CUS NA MOUTH PROBLEM DEH KILL MOST OF YOU..

I was bold enough to tell her I go want see you, know u , vibe with u.. and yes FVCK no relationship wey u want do , u no go FVCK see this wimp.. na people like you deh get friend zoned by ladies instead of being plane, Truth full and and alpha male.. u don't need to lie to get with women and end up breaking women's heart..besides I wasn't rude to her in asking to know her . Period..

Mind your business oh.. make them no go Poli you... Man does not run mouth
Romance / Re: Someone Said I Look Like A Teenager, But I'm 27 - PHOTOS by Adsexpert: 7:54am On Mar 15, 2022
Medianna:


I will reply for sure

Done
Romance / Re: Someone Said I Look Like A Teenager, But I'm 27 - PHOTOS by Adsexpert: 9:55pm On Mar 14, 2022
Medianna:


Your suggestion is not bad.. But I'm not on WhatsApp as in I don't WhatsApp.

Should I dm you.. if you would reply
. I just did that.. pretty..
Romance / Re: Someone Said I Look Like A Teenager, But I'm 27 - PHOTOS by Adsexpert: 9:21pm On Mar 14, 2022
Medianna:


Well. my God is still in the business of changing life..

If not what will be left for wifey?

Your god can change the business game by making me and you ,meet each other and move this to WhatsApp.. *trying to get to know you* am ain't a pervert..

But my aim is get to know you , have a cool vibe chemistry and FVCK... I know what I want as a man.. and I always state it bold..
Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady, Rene Gets ₦7M Regularly From Male Friend With No Strings Attached by Adsexpert: 9:15pm On Mar 14, 2022
Kobojunkiee:
The love of money is the root of all evil! undecided

What of the lack of money?
Romance / Re: Someone Said I Look Like A Teenager, But I'm 27 - PHOTOS by Adsexpert: 8:56pm On Mar 14, 2022
Medianna:


Fine face but I don't trust the face.

It has a touch of a 'flirt'

Smiles.. not a flirt.. i actually don't make love.. I FVCK.. wink undecided
Romance / Re: Dick Scarcity: Nigerian Ladies Now Masturbate With The Tail Of A Snake (pictured by Adsexpert: 8:54pm On Mar 14, 2022
Do u realize the dick of a male snake is actually located at the mid tail area.. and you are using it to have sex..

Sexual intercourse with a fucking snake?

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Romance / Re: Someone Said I Look Like A Teenager, But I'm 27 - PHOTOS by Adsexpert: 8:25pm On Mar 14, 2022
Yungspitta:

Boko haram fit hide for this bush wey dey your face bro grin

Of course.. na sambisa forest na.. but many of you here still die hard and have serious depression just to have this..

Didn't mention names.. if e touch you.. you are permitted to have serious chest pain grin cheesy ..

Peace out ✌️

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Romance / Re: Someone Said I Look Like A Teenager, But I'm 27 - PHOTOS by Adsexpert: 8:20pm On Mar 14, 2022
This is me..

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Romance / Re: Someone Said I Look Like A Teenager, But I'm 27 - PHOTOS by Adsexpert: 3:45pm On Mar 14, 2022
You still got allot of work to do on ur upper arms, and neck, and hope your working on your legs as well..

Lastly no do this kind pose again when u want snap.. rather stand straight, or show ur triceps and side Veiw..

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Romance / Re: I'm Always Feeling Hot Whenever My Neighbor Had Sex With His Girlfriend. by Adsexpert: 3:38pm On Mar 14, 2022
Which one be hot na.. them boil you . Lol.

U no get malaria no deh hot.. grin grin

U rather say my dick always rise when my neighbors are fucking.. abi why can't people be raw

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Romance / Re: The Problem With Nowadays Ladies. by Adsexpert: 9:20am On Mar 14, 2022
Are you just knowing this by now? Or you just started dating?

Get a woman, f∆ck her throat, pay her and leave .. and be confident in your self..work on ur goals.. make this money bro .. don't be a wimp.

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Romance / Re: My Pastor Tenant's Wife Is In My Bed..i'm Done For by Adsexpert: 9:09am On Mar 14, 2022
crazysam001:
Karma my friend, karma. When your wife does this, remember what you did to this mans wife
.that's why I love karma...

But if even a prophet wife do yamayama come my side and u get better curvy backside like that of a lady . I go Bleep am.. and nothing go happen
Romance / Re: How Do I Stop Feeling Used By Women Marrying For Money by Adsexpert: 7:38am On Mar 14, 2022
Honestly bro you are not the only one.. I feel this way most of the time ..

I have come to the realization that one is lonely, and no one gat no one's back, you will be so shocked seeing people you care for the most deserting when u fall ..... It has happened to me and it won't t happen to me to the extent of feeling up to that previous pain..

Those people are still with me , but now my spoons are fucking longer.
Romance / Re: The Girl I Refused To Have Sex With As A Minor Is Now Grown. And I Was Shocked! by Adsexpert: 7:12pm On Mar 13, 2022
Datboredberry:
She was a virgin... That's your answer... undecided

She lost her virginity had sex and her vagina is the way it should be...

Women give birth to babies... Their vagìna dilates to 10cm... Afterwards, it goes back to the way it was...

If a baby's head doesn't loosen a vagina, a dick definitely can't...

Your dick is small... Just accept it...

You can't expect a woman to give birth and still expect the same way it is before giving birth.. there is a lil change within it. I experienced it as a man. I mean no insults.. take it or we move.. no qualms..

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Romance / Re: Why Are Some Ladies Like This? by Adsexpert: 9:41pm On Mar 11, 2022
flokii:


Still not a good reason to block her.. you could just 'ghost' people instead of 'blocking' so as not to make them feel bad.
If you can unblock, please do and apologize.. a girl that can keep you close like that probably likes you or respects you a lot. So far she is not disturbing you for money, I see no reason to cut her off.


What's this guy saying.. oga op you better don't listen to this Mr peace maker.. and get the Bleep out of her..

Did she think of your emotions before lying she does not have a bf?? U don f+ck am before??

Guy follow u talk , she gat some explanation to do not you.. infact cut communication with her no more talking.. who cares if she feels bad??

Op I know u love her , and if u Keep talking to her u will suffer emotionally honestly.. feel the pain now and send her where she belong or demand sex and leave her as a revenge..

Don't be a simp or weakling for your mother .m
Romance / Re: 2 - Deleted by Adsexpert: 7:37pm On Mar 10, 2022
mrfizy:
The cry of the oppressed is the cry of the weak , lurk behind the innermost part of their hearts they seek not for end to oppression but for the tables to turn and make them the oppressors.
The weak wishes to be strong and do unto others what was done unto them.This is justice at primal level.

Spot is shall always be so.. this is spot on

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