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Family › Re: Whose Name Should I Put On Papers Of The Car I Intend Buying For My Married Sis? by advanceDNA: 9:37pm On Aug 23, 2023
YoungDaNaval:
Greetings naira Landers, my only sister is happily married to a lawyer and this guy have been instrumental to me and my family since he got married to my sister. Now I intend getting a car for my sis because her office is a little bit far from their home, the problem now is I don't know how her husband will feel if I use my sister's name for the car papers. Now I'm contemplating between using only her name or including her husband's name to the document which made me to bring the question here. Please married couples in the house,I need your sincere advice.

Note: I don't want to discuss this with my sis and her husband because I want the car to be a surprise
If she has not changed her name officially and isnt planning to ..and shee still has id cards in her maiden name...buy it in her maiden name...

If she has changed her name...use her first name and her husband's surname naa...
Romance › Re: Please Guys I Seriously Need Your Input On This by advanceDNA: 9:13pm On Aug 23, 2023
When u marry another person's wife....u must have problem....... grin
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 9:02pm On Aug 23, 2023
Peniel13:
Good evening house. My husband got his COS today but his work start date is says April 2023 and the COS duration June- Sept 2023. Also the salary stated is £20480 which doesn't seem to be the going rate. Is that a mistake or something?
.employer should correct it before using it to apply for visa
Literature › Re: Rules Of Dating Someone's Wife (sure Update) by advanceDNA: 9:00pm On Aug 23, 2023
illicit:
Remember the previous rules
Dont take a nap or sleep over night with another man's wife...u may not wake up
Literature › Re: Rules Of Dating Someone's Wife (sure Update) by advanceDNA: 8:53pm On Aug 23, 2023
Where is rule number 10??
Romance › Re: My Wife Has Set A Timetable For Sex For Me. What Do I Do? by advanceDNA: 8:51pm On Aug 23, 2023
addmole:
Guess, you just read the title, jumped to respond. I live comfortably and take good care of her. Dont want to brag here. But everything is by Gods grace. Read the post and make constructive comments.
Bros i nor jump .....i read ur post.. u said she reduced it from 3 times to twice a week.

See...only rare breeds of women that over-like sex or are used to fvcking for money will be open to sex more than 3 times a week, no matter how good u are...

Once a woman has good orgasm today..before she go enter naturally become hoŕny again...e go take a while....

baba...twice a week is not a bad ........ i dont know how ur body is ooo...but most guys say frequent/next to everyday sex nor dey sweet ...a short period of absteinance, like 3 to 4 days makes the climax sweeter.....
Romance › Re: My Wife Has Set A Timetable For Sex For Me. What Do I Do? by advanceDNA: 8:19pm On Aug 23, 2023
Which kind yeye sex are u having 3 times a week... U no dey go work..?? U no dey hustle??

No kee the woman abeg??
Phones › Re: Best Phone To Get Under 300k by advanceDNA: 3:50pm On Aug 23, 2023
iamrichiefola:
Good Evening Tech people,

I'm thinking of changing my phone, what's the best buy with a budget of 300k (Brand new phone).

My top specs are good performance, good camera, strong battery.
Buy Itel ..60k..

. keep the remaining 240k....

cool
Sports › Re: Spain’s Coach Vilda Appears To Touch Female Inappropriately During Celebrations by advanceDNA: 3:39pm On Aug 23, 2023
Na ordinary chest naaaaa....breaśt nor even dey dia...i dont know how this is an offence cool
Properties › Re: N500K Electricity Bill Debt On Newly Purchased House. by advanceDNA: 3:07pm On Aug 23, 2023
NLchief:
I made a terrible oversight of not checking electricity bills before purchasing a house. It just completely escaped my mind till after purchase.

I just found out there's electricity debts of 500k unpaid to IBEDC.

How do I handle this?

I know it will be difficult getting such a negligent
previous owner to pay such bills. sad
Call electrician....remove the meter and the wire......tell phcn u ddnt meet any meter there that u want ur own meter..... shebí everybody dey craze for this country....
Business › Re: Emefiele Accused Of Secretly Selling $3.4 Billion To Dangote In One Transaction by advanceDNA: 2:31pm On Aug 23, 2023
One of the things i hate most about the apc goverment is the lies they use cover up all their misdeeds....only dangoe took over 3 billion dollars..yet they lied that student traveling to uk caused dollar scarcity...
Romance › Re: Should I Break Up With Her? by advanceDNA: 1:08pm On Aug 23, 2023
DaddyRochie1642:
No dey jonse, and stop this shit of fear woman.. who are women that they should be feared.
Fear woman...does not means fear woman literally.....na u dey Jones....
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 1:06pm On Aug 23, 2023
SouthSultan:
Do you think it's worth it selling everything back home without a real job with shift to cater for your needs in the UK?
Depends on what what u are selling and if u can get another job on time
Romance › Re: Should I Break Up With Her? by advanceDNA: 11:20am On Aug 23, 2023
MEGA4BILLION:
I am only seeing emotional blackmail here. Nothing else.
Pure blackmail...she's just manipulating and twisting and making wateva the guy said look bigger than it is...

Notice where she said "u called me a bitch" .. fine thats painfuk.....and then she went from there and added her family to it, saying what that means is that she wasnt brought up well... hahahahahaha....

U see why when a woman claim a man raped her...even if he didnt, it doesnt matter... its true in her own mind because she has created a scenario in her subconscious to make it true..

Any man wey no fear woman for 23.5 hrs out of the 24hrs in a day is playing with his life
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 10:52am On Aug 23, 2023
pappilo:
https://news.sky.com/story/theres-a-big-scam-going-on-how-people-are-paying-thousands-for-skilled-worker-visas-for-jobs-that-dont-exist-12945498

Shine ya eyes. A lot of these scummy sponsors taking money off you have no work available for you to so.
U think nigerians dont know there are no jobs before paying crazy money
Christianity Etc › Re: 21 Churches Destroyed, Burnt In Pakistan Over Blasphemy Under 2 Days by advanceDNA: 9:02pm On Aug 22, 2023
Geminiivory:
Are nt they same with those in Nigeria? Blood sucking religion
U need to read the intolerance of pakistani muslim against others in their country to know what i am talkimg about.... they are worse than naija northerners
Family › Re: My Wedding In Few Weeks Time Is About To Crash, Please Help Me!!! by advanceDNA: 7:38pm On Aug 22, 2023
Its the normal strategy used to decieve groom these days.......they are being inconsiderate because its not their money....

Baba... tell them and ur wife...u are not doing any big wedding.......

but i know u will not listen.....u finacè will manipulate u saying u dont love her or respect her family

Just remeber no one can force u .....its ur money......go to registry and go home..... keep the remaining money....

....no let anybody tension you
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 7:31pm On Aug 22, 2023
Idsquare2:
But we are both married now and I don't think we have a WhatsApp chat of up to 2 years...Can we present the marriage certificate instead?
Marriage certificate is not proof of continous two years relationship....

But if u dont have any proof...no need to falsify........the truth is not every couple will have two long years of relationship history....
Family › Re: The Guilt Of Locking My Husband Up For Two Days by advanceDNA: 7:02pm On Aug 22, 2023
Verokeena:
Nb: even while he was there I was still taking food to him
Leave him let him vex joor.....he will come around... he deserves the arrest

He nor dey chop??If he's eating ur food, trust me ...he's not vexing...he's just forming.....
Christianity Etc › Re: 21 Churches Destroyed, Burnt In Pakistan Over Blasphemy Under 2 Days by advanceDNA: 5:45pm On Aug 22, 2023
Pakistan muslims are a different breed of muslim among all muslims of the world.


... them mad gaan....
Romance › Re: Canada-Based Nigerian Men Release Their Pre-Wedding Photos by advanceDNA: 5:16pm On Aug 22, 2023
Flamemignon1:
What's the problem with people changing their gender and screwing whoever they want? It literally has nothing to do with you so why are you mad?

Being queer is not a choice, that's the whole root of this problem,when did you decide to be straight?

Shame is just an object of society to hate people who are different from them so yes buddy,we refuse that hate filled shame and I ask again,are you jealous of pansexuals because that's what I'm perceiving? Are you mad that people can screw and connect with whomever they want while your boundaries is only limited to one? Eeeh yaah,buddy, don't be mad,no one will shame you for being only straight at least
Jealousy?? Nigga u cant read how irritated i am
.i fvcking hate heterosexuals that jump from one partner to another witjout control....and u are saying i am jealous of pansexual pple...??



sex is act that requires decision.. to do or not to do....my problem is that u guys have no control.....u are driven by every flimisy feeling that enters ur head....and the annoying part is u are dragging the rest of the world into ur madness ...

..My problem is u pple saying its not a choice..
My problem is U pple blaming others for fvxking men and women whenever u like...

My problem is ur men invading women's space and entering female bathroom saying u dont have a choice.... my problem.is u cheating the system, committing crimes and running to another gender's prison...

Gender should be an established matter... not some thing u wake up to and say u feel like... its fvcking absurd....
Pets › Re: Frenchbulldog Virgin Female On Heat Lagos by advanceDNA: 11:54am On Aug 22, 2023
sleek214:
Owner should relocate with his/her dog. Thanks
See vawulence...... ewooo!!!
Romance › Re: Should I Replaced Her Lost Phone? by advanceDNA: 11:30am On Aug 22, 2023
1phone:
Yes
U are dating a babe that u have to pay her to retrieve her line..?? Something wey no pass 1500??

Na so she poor.... or she just demands everything from you??

All u described is enough reason to cut off the babe....how do u even claim you love someone thats not connecting with you??
Oga. U are just lusting.....let her go...u will realize what ur feeling is just driven by her beauty and sexual appeal...
Romance › Re: How Can I Stop? by advanceDNA: 11:21am On Aug 22, 2023
IconicR:
I have always do
At the end of the day.....school is not a scam
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 9:49am On Aug 22, 2023
Idsquare2:
Pls what evidence do I provide as evidence of continued relationship while living apart or outside the UK? MA living in UK while Dependent is outside d UK.
Whatsapp chat
Joint bank account ....
Tenancy agreement with both names if u were living together before MA travelled .....

If u have never lived together.......then all u can show is atleast 2 years whatsapp chat...
Romance › Re: Canada-Based Nigerian Men Release Their Pre-Wedding Photos by advanceDNA: 6:07pm On Aug 21, 2023
Flamemignon1:
You are the one mistaking love for sex not me because that's where your mind is swaying to hence why you continue to bring up genitals and also consensual love knows no bounds, it's not picky and ashamed
Exactly my point...u lgbt folks have a boundriless, no shame, life style...u can wake up today and be a woman, tomorrow a man... u can fvck a man today..tomorrow a vagina....

I dont know where u dug up u last paragraph from....but there is no such thing......there are boundaries is life, there is choice in life, and shame is a good thing....

U lgbt folks need some shame.....
Having a sense of shame is a good thing...
Shame allows u have some decorum and not be identifying as a cow when u are obviously human.....

Shame gives u some discipline, so u dont have a wife of 10 years at home and start running after another mans shít hole in the name of love........

i say it again.."u lgbt folks are just technically pan sexual...u fvck anything, hiding under love that love has no boundries.... wtf....
Romance › Re: What's So Wrong With Sex And Childbirth Before Marriage by advanceDNA:
aisha1314:
I'm actually not religious, I'm not exactly an atheist but just not affiliated with any religion. Maybe I'm a little agonistic in my beliefs but religion doesn't factor into any decision I make.
Enjoy ur fvck naaa...why are u letting other pple's beliefs and decision bug ur head..?? U want them to have same mentality on sex with you.??


U dont have to be religious to practice abstinence till marriage so u are the weird one here...doctors advice it, relationship and life coaches suggest same...

but u non beleiving folks try to make faith based discipline doctrine on sex seem like some backward thing....

enjoy ur sex ooo.........but saying u dont understand why pple preach absteinance is sheer hypocrisy and a lame attempt at sounding like u are woke than other pple just because u fvck outside marriage..
Romance › Re: Canada-Based Nigerian Men Release Their Pre-Wedding Photos by advanceDNA: 7:33am On Aug 21, 2023
Flamemignon1:
Where on earth did I say my definition of genders was the correct ones? I just listed attributes associated with a particular gender and that can't in itself be defined because it's complicated

I'm still trying to look for the "sexual greed" you are referring to,I said I fell in love even before knowing and despite not being attracted to it,I wasn't going to throw what I have for someone because of a part that you deem so important to you,now who here is the poster child of sexual greed when everything in your life revolves around it? It's no wonder y'all can't understand other forms of consensual love because you don't even know what love is in the first place,the first thing you lot see when you see a woman is how good she can satisfy you in bed
Love and sex is not the same.... dont blur the lines....thats what u lgbt folks are good at....

Love is not the reason u can sticķ ur penís in both a vagina of a woman and ass of a man.

.. love is not why u can be with a woman for years, fvcking her and birthing kids yet fvcking a man secretly

Love is not the reason u lgbt folks can fvck all kinds of people and engage in all kinds of sex calling urself pansexual....

Its not love...its pure animalistic, lustful desire with no boundries....

its the same reason some hetrosexuals jump around from countless women to women or men to man without control....

Its not love....

Thats why i always say....show me a gay man and i will show u his countless female exes...in fact i will show u he can fvck a woman.... so u are all just technically pan sexual....
Romance › Re: Canada-Based Nigerian Men Release Their Pre-Wedding Photos by advanceDNA:
Flamemignon1:
So you are gonna reduce what gender is to genitals? In this century? How reductive. If so,then what about men and women born without genitals (aphalia and agenesis)?
Also,a lot of gay men were in the closet and had to marry women because of folks like y'all
Oh..so now its wrong for me to say a human with a vagina and xx chromosomes to match is a woman( with clearly all the behaviors and anatomy of woman) ..... but its right for u to label a human being a man just becos he's got muscular built and thick voice like ur so called boyfriend??

Can U see that ur hypocrisy and double standards reeks all the way to the moon

Being born without genitals is clearly an anomaly ...an error during ontogenenis..

but u lgbt folks desperately tag the exceptions as a class of gender just because u want ur nonbinary other weird nonconforming groups to be valid


....man ...dont blame us for ur sexual greed.... marrying women and fvcking men is just ur inability to put ur lust in check...
.... its not every sexual desire u have to respond to....try discipline for fvck sake....how can u be fvckig a woman with no problem getring an erection for decades....then u wake up say u are gay and blame heterosexuals.... its absurd......

This ack of discipline is why we have pple that fvck children, animals, dolls, and all manner of nonsesné in the name of sex .....or love as u lgbt folks like to put it
Romance › Re: Question for Men Who crave for supportive wives. by advanceDNA: 9:34pm On Aug 20, 2023
complexstuffs:
No body ask for your family troubles.
See vawulence grin
Romance › Re: Question for Men Who crave for supportive wives. by advanceDNA:
squash47:
Lately, I have been reading posts about men saying their women must provide something for their family. Like, help pay children's school fees, feedings, house rents and other stuffs.
And I got curious.

So, as a man, if you marry a woman and God forbid, she dies and leave you alone with the kids, won't you be able to take good care of yourself and your children without her support?

No one prays for evil, but let's be real, bad things happen.
So, men,if your wife dies now leaving you and the kids, how are you going to manage the situation ? huh

Mynd44, Nlfpmod, please push this to the right section.
Are u not just asking a question that goes both ways.? u do realize men die faster than women...
So if something happens to the man, how will the woman care for herself and children? The problem with u 21st women is that u are just lazy and looking for soft life u will never be responsible for...

Thats why we have desperate single mothers every where looking for men to pour their baggage on..??

I can tell u for a fact that most nigerian men want to care for their homes by themselves ..but also want to a partner that would help when the chips are down or situation changes..
..but if the chips never go down...all good..but at least they have a team player by their side...

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