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Romance › Re: Man Breaks Up With Girlfriend Because She Is An Independent Woman by advanceDNA: 2:10pm On Aug 18, 2023
Nigga is just used to women that beg for money like almajiri and stress him out...

It happens to women too...u find a faithful men with no pressure, u start saying he's boring...

Sometimes its not good getting used to bad things for a long time..... u just take the bad thing as the norm.......
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 2:00pm On Aug 18, 2023
Eky29:
Thanks for your response
Please how much will it cost for him to stay in the Airbnb for one month? The employer can’t assist him.
Bros....u no tell us say your visa don jive.... congrats ooooo
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 1:59pm On Aug 18, 2023
pstrings:
Pls house ,how much does ukvi charge for paid call in naira? I am thinking of calling them today as I have not received a decision still. today makes it 16 working days(standard application). And no nsf mail too.@advanceDNA and others pls. and any other suggestions too about my case is highly welcome
U can do paid email instead so u can do follow up emails without paying....
Paid calls will be very expensive ooo...with exchnage raté around 1000naira
Romance › Re: 600k For Someone I'm Dating. by advanceDNA: 9:43pm On Aug 17, 2023
Namdeenero:
You were too forward, even if you can’t do it you should have put it in a more subtle manner
...

Romance › Re: 600k For Someone I'm Dating. by advanceDNA: 9:41pm On Aug 17, 2023
6ixVille:
I was casually having a convo with my babe, and she brought up this issue of some dude renting a shop for his girl, another dude buying iphone for his girl in their dating/courting stage. I'm not against all these. But I outrightly told her im not forking out 600k for any reason to someone I'm "dating" (even if I have the money), that i can only give what i can feel comfortable parting with, whether I see a future with them or not because of my experience with women and what I've heard in respect of this issue. She said its poor mans mentality. Am i being nostalgic, reckful, overreacting, or just poor?
Tell her i said she's a thief......
where do u pple meet all these type of women from seff??....
The effontry to demand for money they've never worked for in their life is just irritating.... as in ...on top of what??.... pvssy wey other men they enter........
Romance › Re: Kindly Advice Me On This Lady Please by advanceDNA: 7:32pm On Aug 17, 2023
honorik:
so please i just need a woman that will understand me and make me happy that's just what i need. please ur suggestion is needed so that i will take my final decision
U have been a foòl for years ...Dont continue being a fool.

She's just using you for her personal gains....

No single love or respect there...

....if u marry her by force, she will give u rat poison to be free from you

Forget all u spent....she will tell u she ddnt force u....

Walk away now...u will find another woman...
Romance › Re: Men Can You Allow Another Man Do This To Your Woman? by advanceDNA:
etcme:
This is just like asking if you can allow a Male Doctor help your wife deliver a baby.

.
U liken massage to a complicated medical procedure like birthing a child...

Wonders shall never end
Career › Re: Mistake by advanceDNA: 3:40pm On Aug 17, 2023
winnah:
Pls everyone in the house... I made a post on this career forum. "Is it right to give my company a week notice" I mistakenly attached my offer later... Pls help me to take down the picture or the entire post... Am about to enter a very big problem.. pls help me ... Everyone reading this should pls help me
edit ur own post and delete the picture

Or tag seun or nlfp mod
Christianity Etc › Re: I Experienced Something Strange Yesterday Midnight! by advanceDNA: 9:28am On Aug 17, 2023
Donkogbe:
i am usually a bad boy thats smoke and womanizer but i rarely drink.

All my life has been confusion as i always find it difficult to understand why some certain things keeps happening in my life.

i lack discipline as a man as i masturbate and this habbit has been eating me up.

Now to cut the long story short, i felt a sharp weakness around 8pm yesterday and i fell asleep not knowing God wanted me to wake up by midnight to experience his power. i woke up around 12am and i went to the bathroom to shower and i was praying under the shower for like 40min and then left to my laptop to work on a clients job.

while working i decided to watch Apostle Joshua Selman videos on youtube and 1min into his preaching he made mention of my exact problem and what is going on in my life and out of nowhere i breathe deeply and all of a sudden i spoke in tongue for the first time in my life. this is not acting, or false information. after the tongue i started crying seriously and was shaking.

i felt like a power came over me and i started praying, i could not sleep till 6am this morning.

i have always say the holy spirit and speaking in tongues are all lies and acting not untill yesterday midnight.

have you ever experience something like this before, kindly share in the comment section
Wrong place to share ur experience..... they will insult u and make u doubt what happened to you......

That said....encounters like urs is not exclusive to you....God is God of all.....he can choose to draw u to him how ever he wants..so u can repent....who knows...
But i beleive what matters is continuity in obeying God's comandment as given throug his son Jesus, thereby receiving his promised holy spirit which will help u bear fruits: holiness, righteousness, love, and joy etc....
Politics › Re: President Tinubu's Ministers And Their Portfolios (Full List) by advanceDNA: 5:52am On Aug 17, 2023
lexy2014:
how will that move nigeria forward and make nigeria a better place?
U are asking senseless pple sensible question

Even if the nation is suffering and dying as long as their tribe and party is president...

.thats all that matters to them
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA:
eniboi:
I received this mail just now , what does it mean
This is a message from TLS.... check ur spam for ukvi's message of success or refusal.
.although some pple dont get it....
either way....u will have to go get ur passport before u know whats in it... lets hope for the best...
Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy Sparks Relationship Rumors With Emmanuel Dennis (pics) by advanceDNA: 4:50pm On Aug 16, 2023
cococandy:
How do you know they are fvcking?

Also dating multiple people isn’t modern. It used to be the way to date. Openly dating (courting) multiple men let the winner sweep you off your feet. It’s because we’ve started thinking dating must include sex that’s why whenever people are dating we assume they are having sex. What if they are not?
Yeah....u are right.....we are just assuming..

....all pple do in relationship is talk about global warming, climate change, and UFOs.

.in fact....... the rise in stds, abortions, tenage preganacy, baby mama/papas in these modern times are just assumption.....

.lol.....if not for pregnancy and men that expose u women....i'm sure most women will still claim they are virgins or have only one body count that happened by rape because u gus never want sex grin
.... i dont know why u women like projecting the narrative that u are not having sex even when its obvious.... madam...nobody believes that shít grin
Romance › Re: What Would You Do If You Found Out Your Wife Is Sleeping With Your Brother? by advanceDNA: 12:09pm On Aug 16, 2023
DaddyRochie1642:
Oga even if you talk, nothing go still happen to your brother, grin grin
This is an hypothetical scenario na....
Phones › Re: My Experience With An Online Phone Purchase Scam by advanceDNA: 8:00am On Aug 16, 2023
I dont understand how u pple are comfortable paying people u dont know for goods u have not seen and tested....

is it over-confidence?? trust?? Or witchcraft??
Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy Sparks Relationship Rumors With Emmanuel Dennis (pics) by advanceDNA: 7:31am On Aug 16, 2023
Mayb im old school..but I dont like the operation of modern day relationships...

How many pple does the average young person fvck before settling down?? Can there really be "settling down" after such long years of jumping from one person to another in the name of dating...
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 9:44pm On Aug 15, 2023
Dandicker:
please help out, what are the questions to be expected the eco to ask?.. advanceDNA and duchess90 come to my rescue please
No stress urself..no be hard thing...jus be confident.....let them know u have experience...if u applied say u aplied..if it was a referral after a previous job well done..let them know....
....no sound like person wey buy COS oooo........na just question about the job ur are going to do, how u got it, ur sponsor, the details on ur cos, salary, and to get if u want to runaway after ur job ..cos that ur visa is usually short duration parole....
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 9:05pm On Aug 15, 2023
[quote author=Benteazaa post=125136515][/quote]Student Visa application is just 363£ + health insurancs of 624£ ....do the maths naa....
even if 1£ is 1200naira .. thats just around 1.2M for one person...
and he's asking u to pay 2 million per person.... for what naaaa?? Just to fill visa application form...he wants to collect 800k....

Oga fill ur form urself.... e nor hard...
Romance › Re: Guys! Don't Loose Guard by advanceDNA: 8:55pm On Aug 15, 2023
She's good.. i like her...

Making her victim think she loves him by confessing to him how she cheats/hurt him and still making him feel she has no choice but to cheat .....Impressive manipulation.... claps!!

cheating freely, with no need to hide phone, Whatsapp chat or even nudès sent to sugar daddy... she can even tell the boyfriend.. "hey babe...please help me massage my mouth....that useless sugar daddy i told u about nearly kill me with blow jób today.. grin ..
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 8:36pm On Aug 15, 2023
Benteazaa:
Abeg o, someone should clear me. My friend and his wife are novices on this japa stuff. Wifey is MA, so they person helping them process the Student Visa asked them for 2m for application fee only for the wife. Then when hubby wants to apply for his own. They will pay another 2m. I asked him to hold on let me verify. Plsssssss someone say something
The agent should break down what the two million is for...If the 2M doesnt include... helping them find good school...
writting good SOP,
Securing the admission,
Pay for ielts
Pay for her visa
Pay for health insurance....

he must an armed robber with witchcraft.. grin

Remeber to tell ur friend that dependent cannot travel with student visa holders starting in january unless na phd or other research programme....
Autos › Re: Emergency!!! What Transmission Oil Do I Need For Venza!!! by advanceDNA: 6:19pm On Aug 15, 2023
streetsoldier1:
Hello pros in the house, pls what transmission oil do i use for my venza before Kazeem put groundnut oil in it.

02A/u660F transmission Type...someone said i should buy T4 transmission oil, pls i need confirmation

@gazzuz
I thought toyota writes the oil type on the metal guage...
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA:
jowhyte:
ay be refused.

Kind Regards,

UK Decision Making Centre
U too like grammar.....get ur Pcc and get ur visa.....u are lucky the ECO gave u a flexible window to push ur documents through....some ECO will just refuse the visa and make u pay for another application
Romance › Re: What Would You Do If You Found Out Your Wife Is Sleeping With Your Brother? by advanceDNA: 4:05pm On Aug 15, 2023
I have never expected 100% loyalty from any woman i met on the streets......so a woman's infidelity can never shock me.... doesnt matter who the penis belongs to

But my brother?? My blood??......Make i nor just talk because una go say i wicked
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 3:07pm On Aug 15, 2023
BeckyB1:
Baba I honestly will like to talk to you if you permit it.
Send email,

Congrats...
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 8:08am On Aug 15, 2023
BeckyB1:
Baba maximum respect to you for all you do here 🙌🏼🙏🏽
Your activities here dey always encourage and give me strength. I arrive in the UK about two weeks ago. I go soon type my POE experience. I wish I can talk to you one day. God bless your kind heart.
Congrats ....


Amin ooooo.... thank you for your kind words
Politics › Re: Netizens Slam Akeredolu For Giving Brand New Vehicles To Ondo Lawmakers by advanceDNA: 4:48pm On Aug 14, 2023
Nigeria is broke
Nigeria is broke...

Instead make una ship in pencil light and big daddy camry for all the executives, legislature and judiciary...... una dey waste our money....
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 12:32pm On Aug 14, 2023
ikaonigent:
Weldone my oga dem.. @advanceDNA, please can I DM you, I have some personal questions that I would like to ask, pls if you don't mind. Thank you
👍
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 11:43am On Aug 14, 2023
austino677:
today
36 baa??
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 11:21am On Aug 14, 2023
kdf3449:
Any advice ?
Distract urself...
Dont let ukvi give u high BP....
They will respond....na busy period
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 11:16am On Aug 14, 2023
austino677:
God is good to me.. Hallelujah!!
bro they replied with offer letter.... God answers prayers!!
Fantastic ...when??
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 9:41am On Aug 14, 2023
eniboi:
Pls I got this mail this morning , what is the meaning or translation of this mail.
UK Decision Making Centre
An ECO was just nice enough enough to send u an email that ur application is receiving attention....some pple dot even get any emails even though their application has exceeded standard SLA.... decision will soon be out
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 8:11am On Aug 14, 2023
pstrings:
That's untrue.. no one is asking you any questions as regards your CoS on your biometrics appointment day. You just do your biometrics and leave.
It depends on thy type of work visa...there are some that requires interview

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