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Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 6:50pm On Mar 05, 2023
Hermeknorr:
She is a RN ooo, meself still dey send application upon application. I don get over 500 unfortunate response, may we not be unfortunate
Lol...
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..as per ur question....its normal for nurses.
employers usually pay for their relocation( visa fees and plane ticket to a maximum expense of £1000 for 5 years COS)....
but the applicant will have to foot the expense first and get reimbursed later... its done this way to ensure the employer doesnt waste money on a person later chaage their mind and go for another offer
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 6:02pm On Mar 05, 2023
Hermeknorr:
weldone ma!!!!! If one is in doubt to ask no suppose mean harm naaaa
Ur DM is about to start buzzing
Romance › Re: She Didn't Give Me A Birthday Gift. by advanceDNA: 3:46pm On Mar 05, 2023
Wait.. u dey expext gift from a Nigerian girl friend ?? Lol...
A nigerian girl friend assumes dating u is already a huge favor.......if u talk ...them go use their usual emotional blackmail that u are not a real man or accuse u if being immature... grin
Nairaland General › Re: Man Praised For Teaching His Daughters Menstrual Hygiene And His Son To Respect by advanceDNA: 1:12pm On Mar 05, 2023
Hashabiah:
It seems you don't know how the disease spreads. He has just initiated his son into simpism making two more simps
Whats the worse that could happen....he'll get used by women.....
Nairaland General › Re: Man Praised For Teaching His Daughters Menstrual Hygiene And His Son To Respect by advanceDNA: 1:03pm On Mar 05, 2023
Hashabiah:
This is stupid man is a simp. How come he be teaching his son to respect women but not teaching his daughter to respect men ...? The western narrative of "women being oppressed by men " is one of the greatest lies ever told in history
Calm down...
one additional simp wont make the world more horrible
Family › Re: Help: Big Backside Ladies Have Made Me No Longer Have Feelings For My Partner by advanceDNA: 11:15am On Mar 05, 2023
maasoap:
You went nuts just because of the "borrowed" one word, "sermon". Lol.
I didn't mean it in religious context, I could have called it story or lecture. grin grin grin



No, he doesn't but you had.
He prefers a lady with big yansh and you should have advised him to go after it and stop wasting everyone's time (him & his gf).

Why would you as a man be advising another man who prefers big yansh to stay with flat nyash? If he marries such a lady, can he stay faithful in marriage?

And no, that's not lusting. He needs to go after the physical attributes he wants in a woman to be called wife.

Fasting, detox, grin grin grin. Abeg, quit your weed.
I will try and ignore ur insult... i only recommended discipline and contentment to him becos desire can change over time....we cant keep jumping from one pvssy to another in the name of spec when desire is triggered..

... if recommending discipline, contentment and practical examples pple use to stay discipline is smoking weed to you....enjoy man...we are different...u dont have to expect me to have the same opinion with you or insult me for my opinion
Politics › Re: Intelligence Information On The Labour Party, Lp Candidate, Gbadebo Rhodes by advanceDNA: 11:40pm On Mar 04, 2023
APC..una no need all this naaa..
shebi na una get inec....
Romance › Re: Benefits of ginger by advanceDNA:
Ammmy:
Are you being sarcastic? You are right. A man that doesn't care about my hair doesn't value me. Despite the fact that I'm not the demanding type
...buy him a small gift madam..u will not die if you do..the man is already spending money dont be a total parasite...

u will see decent perfume like 20k from montaigne stores ... if he doesnt spend on u after then......it only means one thing... u are only one of his side chic meant for hanging out at lounges and bar........u are not worth spending on..
Romance › Re: Benefits of ginger by advanceDNA: 10:54pm On Mar 04, 2023
immortalcrown:
Open a bar, let him be your customer so you can indirectly get the money from him by making profit from his patronage since he uses 50k to buy you drinks.
No let sense kii you oooo grin

Family › Re: Help: Big Backside Ladies Have Made Me No Longer Have Feelings For My Partner by advanceDNA: 9:36pm On Mar 04, 2023
joyousever:
Oga shove your epistles to yourself and stop quoting me! You drink kerosene? Or is my input the cause of your problems or Nigeria's problems? Abeg, Waka pass!
You sound like a broken record! If you quite me again, it means you need psychiatric intervention!
Lol....i no know say e don enter insult level....nor vex
Family › Re: Dilemma: Would She Be A Problem For Me In Future ? by advanceDNA: 9:01pm On Mar 04, 2023
oldienavie:
We both know I cannot get married to her, so I do not think I am wasting her time as she is aware we cannot get married.

We both like each other, my concern is how easy it will be for her to move on if I start sleeping with her again and I find someone else.

@the bolded, she cheated on me in the past and she is now a single mother, thats a lot of baggage in my opinion. I think our history is just too messed up to make a good family despite that we love each other.

Seems its best we both start afresh.
Guy.....no go and die untimely death ooo...
U are saying a single mother looking for husband is only good for casual fvck to you but not for marriage.... and u are saying she knows this?? Be deciving yourself...she doesnt know anything...

..All she's waiting for is for u to come and marry her...if u come back and fvck her after 7 years of parting, thats consent u have started something new...

...this is not abroad... u dare straff naija babe...single mother for that matter.....u are already owing a ring and tranditional wedding .... grin
Politics › Re: Lagos State Neighbourhood Watch Mandates Corps Members To Submit Their PVCs by advanceDNA: 8:16pm On Mar 04, 2023
NothingDoMe:
Why are people okay with this? What's normal about this nonsense?
They will soon come and call u bully for criticizing them for doing what they want
Family › Re: Help: Big Backside Ladies Have Made Me No Longer Have Feelings For My Partner by advanceDNA: 4:58pm On Mar 04, 2023
joyousever:
Yes, you don't have a spec, but majority of humans have specs! Not everyone settles for whatever life dishes them! Get that and know peace,!
And who says because it's unnatural for my gender to ask men out also means they settle for just any man that comes along? I'm not to school you on the fact that women are always attracted to the good, bad and ugly. So out of this lot, a woman has her spec to choose from or settle for! Got it?
U can post all the theories here speaking generally on spec and even jump into conclusion about me....but all im doing is speaking from existing realities

And the reality is..When we ask u women for ur spec...u all start screaming tall, rich, pink lips and handsome..like u are doing now with all ur thoeries on spec....

i have never seen a woman say a short, ugly man with no money is her spec....so who is loving all the not so pink lips, 5ft 8 and below in height , not so rich men out there ??

"I was not interested in him b4 cos he was not my type but i later developed feelings for him." .does this line sound familiar.??
...is that not a common line from u women that claim ur spec is tall rich, pink lips and handsome??

My point is...Spec is factor of so many rubbish, holywood movies, pòrn, internet videos, and all manner of superficial standards......but the heart falls in love without notice with real values and the person inside.....
..yes... there is room for lust which the op is doing now with big yansh women, which he may have picked up from pornográphy..

.. tomorrow it can be big breaśt women...thats men for u...and thats why i said from the start u dont know how the mind of a sexually undisciplined man works...
Romance › Re: Man Seeks Help Over Wife’s Habit Of Leaving Diapers In Plates (PICTURES) by advanceDNA: 2:58pm On Mar 04, 2023
Toluwanise247:
Sit her down and talk to her
This kind woman no go gree sit down....
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 1:47pm On Mar 04, 2023
[quote author=BigDon27 post=121464912][/quote]Yes and no....

Yes ..because many of some care jobs involves pre training....and dont really care about ur certificate experience from nigeria

No... because the some company expects u to have caregiving certifications...

If u can pay for the certification...it can help u..
Family › Re: Help: Big Backside Ladies Have Made Me No Longer Have Feelings For My Partner by advanceDNA: 1:44pm On Mar 04, 2023
joyousever:
Yes, you don't have a spec, but majority of humans have specs! Not everyone settles for whatever life dishes them! Get that and know peace,!
And who says because it's unnatural for my gender to ask men out also means they settle for just any man that comes along? I'm not to school you on the fact that women are always attracted to the good, bad and ugly. So out of this lot, a woman has her spec to choose from or settle for! Got it?
As usual.....
Family › Re: Help: Big Backside Ladies Have Made Me No Longer Have Feelings For My Partner by advanceDNA: 1:20pm On Mar 04, 2023
joyousever:
I disagree with you on " there's nothing like spec". Everyone has a spec, reason, some people can never date or marry certain people who are closest and compatible with them as friends, no matter how nice, because they don't find them sexually attractive! You're entitled to your opinion, but it doesn't apply to everyone.

I agree with the discipline and caution part of your assertion, for in everything, discipline is key. But be reminded that men can cheat for no reason or for adventure, but that doesn't mean they hate their spec at home.
The point here is, marrying your spec and friend limits one's level of misbehaviour in marriage. And it is this consciousness that prevents very disciplined and conscientious men from even attempting adultery.
Its an irony this is coming from the gender that doesnt do the asking out but will have to settle for the guy that comes their way...


I say again ....we all have to settle one way or another and make do with discipline....cos nobody partner has exactly what they want....and thats the real meaning of of there's nothing like spec
Autos › Re: Bought Brand New - 2008 Lexus LS460 L (abuja) by advanceDNA:
Toyota will just vex and package 8 cylinders insider small sedan...
thats how i opened the hood of that small 2005 lexus SC430 and i ddnt beleive my eyes
Romance › Re: Will A Nigerian Lady Drop Dead If She Pays For Her Transport While Visiting A G. by advanceDNA: 1:03pm On Mar 04, 2023
shaybebaby:
The gender that always proclaims to be "head" and demands submission.

Now if allowed a gender to be more vocal, you'd probably hear more truthful accounts of your prowess.

Otherwise, maybe pay attention to her responses, if she is laying there like a log of wood, there's your clue. So if that's your experience with women, well...🤣
Sex is a two man game... if thats too hard for u to comprehend....that's fine
Romance › Re: Will A Nigerian Lady Drop Dead If She Pays For Her Transport While Visiting A G. by advanceDNA: 12:50pm On Mar 04, 2023
shaybebaby:
Are you not the ones littering the whole place with " chop", "fvck" and generally acting as if having sex with as many women as possible makes you more "manly"?

The lass is simply pointing out that half the time if not more, the performance is lacking.
Who made the terrible?? U are speaking grammar.... the gender that just lie down there expecting everything to just be done for her is saying se ia terrible...shioorr
Romance › Re: Will A Nigerian Lady Drop Dead If She Pays For Her Transport While Visiting A G. by advanceDNA: 12:18pm On Mar 04, 2023
Farfalla:
Not entirely true.
Sometimes the sex is terrible.
Sex is terrible??
Who made it terrible??

Are u not the ones claiming u give us sex
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 12:17pm On Mar 04, 2023
BigDon27:
Hello, Good day House
Pls I'm about starting my journey in this UK Health care visa...pls what's the first step involved? I've a bachelor's degree.. Do I still need to apply for Ietls? And What the easiest way to get a care certificate.. I'm just a newbie here.. Somebody pls Help..Thanks
Get the job online first
Family › Re: Help: Big Backside Ladies Have Made Me No Longer Have Feelings For My Partner by advanceDNA: 12:14pm On Mar 04, 2023
joyousever:
If you're already married, you should be questioned why you went after her when she's not your spec in that part of the body.
But if you're just dating, and your love for her doesn't supercede this particular longing, I would advise you let her go. But don't ever tell her the real reason because it might break her. It's advisable to marry your spec in order to avoid a marriage of misery. Don't mind those castigating you. The heart wants what it wants. If you go ahead to marry her based on pity or people's biased opinions, you'll cheat on her so mercilessly and eventually defeating the essence of the marriage.
You Dont know how the mind of man with testosterone in his veins works.... all the men committing adultery upandan ..u think its becos they dnt marry their spec.?? .the desire of we humans is like grave....it cannot be satisfied until discipline is applied....

nothing lie spec in this world...u ull always meet someone new that have what ur partner does not have.....discipline and contentment is key....
Romance › Re: I’ve Just Been Scammed by advanceDNA: 9:14pm On Mar 03, 2023
EzerforGod:
I’ve never been an Ashawo, and will never be one.
I salute ur ability to avoid vawulence mode
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 7:42pm On Mar 03, 2023
Ibaku:
pls o what proof exactly you mean ? Like a letter from your landlord or tenancy agreement or what ?.......
Bros.....honestly....i dont know how pple have been answering that question.....but many pple have brought it here and to the student section...
Autos › Re: Registered 2006 Toyota Landcruiser by advanceDNA: 7:28pm On Mar 03, 2023
Everybody just dey vex for this country
Health › Re: Please How Can I Handle This Infection by advanceDNA: 6:50pm On Mar 03, 2023
mykymyk101:
Get Tetracycline one sachet, Chloramphenicol 1 sachet and 1 plastic of Sapele water or any white gin.

Pour little of the gin away, add 3doze of tetracycline (6pcs) and 2 doze of Chloramphenicol(4pcs). You have to open the capsule, so as to pour the content into the plastic of gin directly.
Add 1 tablespoon of salt to it.
Drink everything at once, don't mind the bitterness, you can get sweet.


Take this today and tomorrow morning, it will cure every damn infection from your system.

Remember play safe and stay positive.
6 capsule of tetracycline??
And 4 capsules of chloraomphenicol??

Drink everything at once??
Still use it tomorrow??

Guy....this is over dose ooo...and its not something u should tell someone u dont know

It can cause problem for a person that doesnt have strong kidneys or liver....
Family › Re: Help: Big Backside Ladies Have Made Me No Longer Have Feelings For My Partner by advanceDNA: 6:35pm On Mar 03, 2023
FireUpNow:
I wanted to say in your coping model mechanism instead auto correct made it I'm. So that's what I am driving @
It doesnt have to be shit and stretch mark..it can be anything that can turn a person off... i gave that example cos thats what turns me off

..slim pple have stretch marks and shit as well...so i ddnt mention both as an insult to women with fat yansh....u can imagine a woman will have fish smell down there to make u lose interest in chasing after her
Family › Re: Help: Big Backside Ladies Have Made Me No Longer Have Feelings For My Partner by advanceDNA: 3:48pm On Mar 03, 2023
FireUpNow:
I'm your coping mechanism model you did mentioned shit and stretch marks. Right?
You are my coping mechanism?? What exactly are u driving at cos i dont get you
Family › Re: Help: Big Backside Ladies Have Made Me No Longer Have Feelings For My Partner by advanceDNA: 3:46pm On Mar 03, 2023
maasoap:
You are giving sermon instead of simply telling him to go after what he prefer and likes and be honest with himself and his gf.
Everything is religion to some of u...read what detox means and undertsand how fasting is use to detox the body and mind...it has nothing to do with sermon or religion...unless u want to add prayer to it if u are religious

He already has what he needs and prefer..he's jst lusting...it will not end with big yansh....if a follow after all that entices him...is there any sense in that
Family › Re: Help: Big Backside Ladies Have Made Me No Longer Have Feelings For My Partner by advanceDNA: 1:42pm On Mar 03, 2023
occfx:
Sometimes thats why I support trying out all things during your youth before settlibg down. It will help you see finish everything that anyone may use to tempt you. Right now I have chopped big nyash, small nyash and everything so it doesn't entise me that much. I ve gone all the clubs in my area, drink all the alcohol and ate everything, they no longer move me. It is now me and my fams nothing more nothing less
Well done..lust can happen to anyone
Family › Re: Help: Big Backside Ladies Have Made Me No Longer Have Feelings For My Partner by advanceDNA: 1:41pm On Mar 03, 2023
FireUpNow:
You just committed a big sin for saying women with heavy backside are full of stretch marks and shit. I love women who are extremely heavy at the back. E dey sweet to knock on doggie style. Women with big yansh are the most beautiful women to me
Sigh.... i never said women with heavy backside are full if shit and stretch mark...i dont know where u got that from....i told him to assume as a coping mechanism....

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