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Family › Re: Help: Big Backside Ladies Have Made Me No Longer Have Feelings For My Partner by advanceDNA: 12:33pm On Mar 03, 2023
tayo60:
Go for your spec , in marriage, physical attraction is important.
Contentment is more important....nothing like spec....he will still comeback and complain of stretch mark
Politics › Re: The Weak Link In The Electoral Process???? by advanceDNA:
KnowAll:
It is a progressive stage from what we have . After accreditation they then vote manually and electronically.
Lol...progressive stage?? Look around u....does this look like a country led by leaders that want any progress.... if obasanjo and atiku had fixed the electoral process when they were leaders we wont be here...but they ddnt ..
now they are crying when they couldnt out-rig tinubu....

We just have leaders that come in...borrow money from nations and world bank..do small project with 20% and steal the rest...

No new laws to help masses, no constitutional reforms, nothing new to curb corruption, improve research and development, reduce cost of governance, etc.... a cycle rubbish with a dose of small infrastructure to use as campaign next 8 years
Politics › Re: The Weak Link In The Electoral Process???? by advanceDNA: 8:46am On Mar 03, 2023
KnowAll:
Electorates should be allowed to thumb print the paper one and an electronic one which would be transferred instantly into the server.

If in the eventuality the paper one gets destroyed the electronic one would be used.

This loop hole needs to be fixed ASAP.

We cannot be relying open counting in 2023 in this digital age.

Guys what do you think.
U think these leaders dont know the right thing .?? Lol.....Corrupt leaders dnt want free and fair election cos they cant manipulate the result anymore....

Its the same reason the cashless policy have been pushed back since 2013... cashless society makes virtually all expense have digital trail, making it easy to curb financial curruption...
Family › Re: Help: Big Backside Ladies Have Made Me No Longer Have Feelings For My Partner by advanceDNA: 10:34pm On Mar 02, 2023
U are just lusting after superficial things which is not unheard of.......U just need to discipline your mind....we cant have it all...u will always see someone that has something ur partner does not have.... thats life...

U need 3 weeks fast and a follow up of once a week fast to Detox ur mind from the lust trigger (big yansh) u picked up ...many more trigger will come...its discipline u need..


U can use the off-switch thought technique which works for some pple...e.g once u see a fine girl with big yansh...just assume say na dirty shít and fat stretch marks full there...


Face ur babe.....love is a habit ....get used to loving ur partner and exploring new thing with her ...over time.... u will be able to let go of big yansh women for the love u have for ur partner

... and stay the fvck away from big yansh pořn....
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 8:48pm On Mar 02, 2023
Ceejay2:
Please how do they mean by this then "provided adequate care and accomodation specifically for ur child"

The sponsor is providing me that and hows else can I provide it?
sponsor can provide u accomodation like one room that is not suitable for a minor in line with uk law...they may also ask for arrangement of care u have made simce bith u and wife will be working.... just relax...they may ask and they may not ask..
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 8:23pm On Mar 02, 2023
Ceejay2:
I already provided them letter of maintenance and accommodationfoe the family from my employer.
Thats not what i said....letter of maintainance that ur company will sponsor u is different proof that u have provided adequate care and accomodation specifically for ur child(not for u or ur wife).....they have been asking it these days from those traveling with minor....
Romance › Re: Where Is SLAWOMIR??? by advanceDNA: 7:42pm On Mar 02, 2023
damble:
I used to advice that young man on this platform to desist from sharp practices but wouldnt listen.....
Nigga tried to jappa a few weeks back....its like his over sharp paroles made him rum into issues with the uk embassy...he may have sorted it out and jappa shaaa..no so aure
Romance › Re: Will A Nigerian Lady Drop Dead If She Pays For Her Transport While Visiting A G. by advanceDNA:
Godoverevery:
I don't understand at what point it started or where it was agree that a lady must be paid her tfare while visiting a guy.

Is it poverty, entitled mentality or just outright norms.

No one should tell me the BS is the ladies I roll with cos almost all the guys I know have this same experience so I can confidently say 90% of Nigerian ladies does it.


I ask again will a Nigerian lady drop dead if pays her own tfare or don't ask for tfare while visiting a guyhuh
All women see everything they do with a guy as favor..even the sex u will both enjoy, hence, the mentality that u must pay for it all...
.. i said all women becos some may not ask u for cash immediately ......but make no mistake they are expecting u to pay with marriage, cars and other things immediately u start dating.... unless along the line tey lose interest

. thats why u cant break up with them without it leading to wahala.... they see it as doing u a favor by dating you....in their mimd they are the only one that have the right to call the relatiinship off once they say yes to datimg you or sleeping with you
Romance › Re: . by advanceDNA: 7:08pm On Mar 02, 2023
jeromestarks:
You don't try anything serious with Facebook girls. You fvck and let her go when you're tired of her smelly fuggly overused pvssy.
When you're ready for something serious, go to a virgin girl's house and ask her family for her hand in marriage.

You're very stupid for trying to create anything serious with a lady you met on Facebook.


May you never experience peace, joy or happiness in your relationship
Bros be calming down....
No let these girls send assassin to you ooo
Technology Market › Re: ... by advanceDNA: 1:57pm On Mar 02, 2023
nigeriaisbless:
E dey
Location dey important....if the phone is not near enough to close the deal...whats the point of calling
Autos › Re: Super Clean, Accident Free 2007 Lexus IS250 For Sale by advanceDNA: 1:39pm On Mar 02, 2023
Since 2021... to sell car na war ooo
Politics › Re: What Exactly Did The Electoral-Act-2022 Say About The Election Results.?? by advanceDNA: 1:35pm On Mar 02, 2023
BluntCrazeMan:
Please explain better to me..
Let me understand what the word “DIRECTLY” in Section-64(4)-(a-&-b).. And also, in Section-64(5) Actually means...
U have too much time...
These pple will lie and say all manner if things to justify their fraudulent win
Romance › Re: Nigerian Man Relocates His Wife And Kid To The UK, Stirs Reactions (VIDEO) by advanceDNA: 10:39am On Mar 02, 2023
kingthreat:
How is this big news?
Right now with 2 Million, going to the UK is very very easy.
Yinmú...
Its like u are not aware 1£ is now 940naira
Education › Re: Pls Which Universities In U.s , U.k, Canada Gives Scholarship In Theology Pls. T by advanceDNA: 9:15am On Mar 02, 2023
Rejoicing:
Thank you
University of Edinburgh has desmond tutu scholarship for theology students though... u can google some more
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 8:19am On Mar 02, 2023
Ceejay2:
Anyone experienced this?
Oga don't let UKVI run y bonkers in anticipation..... anything is possible with ukvi

It might not be the same caseworker that processed u and ur family's visa... u just have to wait....they may still ask more question.... like for u to provide proof of suitable care and accomodation for ur child....
Romance › Re: . by advanceDNA: 3:32am On Mar 02, 2023
saweide:
Good Morin nairalanders,
My name is Joseph an indigen of Osun state I grew up in ibadan am 38 years old ,I need a serios advice and is concerning my life please no insult.
I met this lady on Facebook last year December 2022 she lives in ibafo ogun state ,she is a single mother of 2 girls 4 year old and 7 year old respectively.
I met her Jan 23rd on my first visit to her and she showed me her house and her shop ,she is an hairdresser and she just rented an apartment which was an empty apartment.After welcoming me we started gisting and all that..Suddenly I asked her to explain her single motherhood cause ,she told me she lost her husband few years back and I asked about the cause of his husband death she said an attack he fell ill and died but she didn't go into details. When I keep asking her the cause and all that she asked me if am a policeman or i need a wife or if I just want to do investigations, not wanting to offend her I kept mute and I asked her another question why her new apartment was empty she told me the former house is full of loads that she just decided not to carry any load from her former house I became suspicious and fearful and she insisted not to ever touch any belongings from the former house ,I asked her if she can show me the late husband picture she told me she has deleted it .
Please I need serios critical advice from good nigerias if I should go ahead with this relationship..Though she loves me but she doesn't go into details about her past and I don't know why .when I approached her she said I can't know her all in a day that as times goes on I will know her ,but I love her too but am just fearful ...am planning to Marry her with 2 kids already while I am also a single father of 2 ..please your advise is greatly appreciated. GOD BLESS ALL
How can u be planning to marry someone u dont have full details about?? Someone hiding everything about herself....dont be stúpid, and dont be desperate...

U have seen the redflags already..it means ur brain is working ....but U are being desperate because u are 38 and lookimg for kpekus...
.dont be in a rush...she may quickly open her legs for you to cĺoud ur judgement and make u think she loves u....thats a classic move from some single mother ..dont be fooled...sex is not love she's giving u....its just orgaśm u both want.....investigate her well...test her,...

by the way..are u rich?? U want to take on the responsibility of 4 kids and a full grown woman??... ....sounds like a quick access to hypertension and constant fight...

see, the fact is...Single mothers have no love to give....its not their fault...their brain has been wired for survival mode........all their moves are strategic : "to secure a maga that will bankroll their life and children's expenses".... dont be that maga..
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 9:07pm On Mar 01, 2023
aussy1:
Please house I need some clarification here. Please help a sister out

If I was to be applying with my husband and child, are we to pay individual visa fees or a joint visa fee (one payment that covers everybody) and I would like to know the cost.. Is it £427 per individual or for everybody.. Thanks
479£ or 611$ per person for five yrs cos and 308 dollar for 3 yrs cos

u apply first and get ur gwf number
...u will use ur gwf number to apply for ur family members each
Education › Re: Pls Which Universities In U.s , U.k, Canada Gives Scholarship In Theology Pls. T by advanceDNA: 8:51pm On Mar 01, 2023
Google is ur friend
Romance › Re: Should I Tell My Bestfriend That Her Boyfriend/fiancee Sleeps With Dead Bodies? by advanceDNA: 7:24pm On Mar 01, 2023
jackcanfield:
Well how are you sure they are not actually trying to initiate you at least throw us small picture evidences let us do forensic analysis.
U actually want to see man fvcking a corpse??

As in....??

Forensic koor
anthropology niii

Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 4:07pm On Mar 01, 2023
Damolaoj4:
Good day house been following this thread before I make a move.
My question is this, if a sponsored company doesn't have jobs and haven't communicated when such will be available. Can someone take a second job without starting first with the company who gave the CoS first.
Would that amount with UKVI as violation even if the sponsored company didn't have jobs yet.
Secondly, can someone with another company without having first to work with the main sponsor who brought them to the UK. Will a permission be needed from the main to switch or someone can apply directly even without working yet with the main sponsor.
Thanks.
If find another company to work for...no crime...but home office will have to be aware cos the new employer must sponsor u as well, unless u wont work more than 20hrs per week for the new employer
Politics › Re: Why Do Governors Like Going To The Senate After Their Tenure? by advanceDNA: 11:45am On Mar 01, 2023
Felabrity:
Because they don't want to be useless after their tenure ends, they need something that will be giving them money steadily till they die

There are politicians that have been in the Senate for over 20 years
The biggest crime is that they start earning pension of their former position while they are now in service as senators....who the heck collects pension while working ?? A rot in the system
Christianity Etc › Re: Does One Failed Prophecy Make A Pastor Fake? by advanceDNA: 11:43am On Mar 01, 2023
Kobojunkie:
undecided Again.... Did they vocalize this support of theirs while taking advantage of the "bully" pulpit or did they do so as ordinary citizens? undecided

All of them did what they did pretending their mandate came from God Himself. Stop trying to bend the truth in their favor! undecided

You gullible folks never change your MO... many of you in fact seem to have this twisted belief that by lying in order to provide what you assume meaningful defense of what your crazy minds have resolved as the honor of your gods of men/mogs that you somehow honor God? That level of mumu, dem no even fit use lobotomy cure. undecided
.. lol...węręy....He posted the same thing gain.... węręy oní phone
Christianity Etc › Re: Does One Failed Prophecy Make A Pastor Fake? by advanceDNA: 11:17am On Mar 01, 2023
Kobojunkie:
You gullible folks never change your MO... many of you in fact seem to have this twisted belief that by lying to defend what your crazy minds consider the honor of your gods of men/mogs, somehow you invariably honor God? That level of mumu, dem no even fit use lobotomy cure. undecided
Here u go again..is....stick with context of my comment that you jumped on like a rabid jackal without manufacturing details from thin air

pastor chris and paul supported Obi, just like plenty pple did....we all saw it... but they never said God showed them obi would win..watever u choose to twist that into is ur business..

.lol.....u even accused me of saying i am honouring God by lying.....lol...can u not see the level of ur schizophrenia?? Can u not see how u jump from A to Z like a mad human being?? I salute whoever is crazy enough marry you
Politics › Re: I Feel Sorry For Tinubu If He Underperforms by advanceDNA: 11:06am On Mar 01, 2023
Nefort:
Tinubu is not president yet and the level of hatred for him is already measuring up to the level of hatred people currently have for Buhari.

I wish him good luck.
U are feeling sorry for corrupt leaders??
Why?
How many of them have u seen in jail for corruption or impeached 4 underperformance

Instead they rig themselves into power for another 4 years.. they employ pple like lai Mohammed to say what they ddnt do and femi adeshina to insult nigerians some more...

It is nigerians u should feel sorry for and wish good luck.....
Christianity Etc › Re: Does One Failed Prophecy Make A Pastor Fake? by advanceDNA: 10:57am On Mar 01, 2023
Kobojunkie:
undecided Again.... Did they vocalize this support of theirs while taking advantage of the "bully" pulpit or did they do so as ordinary citizens? undecided

All of them did what they did pretending their mandate came from God Himself. Stop trying to bend the truth in their favor! undecided
Lol...... as usual...ur madness has entered second gear.... Oya post the same thing again... grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Does One Failed Prophecy Make A Pastor Fake? by advanceDNA:
Kobojunkie:
Did they vocalize their support taking advantage of the "bully" pulpit or did they do so as ordinary citizens? undecided

All of them did what they did pretending their mandate came from God Himself. Stop trying to bend the truth in their favor! undecided
pastors can support anyone without claiming God showed them......and the two of them never said God showed them...so what exactly is ur problem accusing them of what they ddnt say......they are nigerians with right to vote and support who they want

Bend the truth?? Is like u have some rare form of madness that makes u always try to put words into people's mouth so u can accuse as usual.... please carry ur madness else where
Christianity Etc › Re: Does One Failed Prophecy Make A Pastor Fake? by advanceDNA: 10:29am On Mar 01, 2023
Coolabbie:
Renowned pastors like Pastor Chris and Pastor Enenche in Nigeria stood on their pulpit and prophesied that God showed them who the winner of the elections would be. Now the elections are over and all their prophecies have come to naught.
Who should get the blame for this failure?
Does just one failed prophecy make a pastor fake?
If you are a member of such a church, how do you feel about your pastor? Do you still trust his word?
Be calmimg down....They vocalized their support fot obi which many pple did....they never said God showed them that he will win...

The video going round about pastor chris only showed him saying he prayed for support or wings for obi becos he saw he was afraid
Romance › Re: Saying Prayers Is Useless, It Doesn't Work by advanceDNA: 10:19am On Mar 01, 2023
prophetic69:
Same way you are praying for your person to win, same way others are praying for theirs too... don't you are the only one praying oo
Leave am make he dey insult him mama...
Romance › Re: Saying Prayers Is Useless, It Doesn't Work by advanceDNA: 10:17am On Mar 01, 2023
Vinnie2000:
OP

In Reality, not ALL prayers that you pray that works. smiley

In the Bible, Some Persons like Jesus' discples prayed without getting answers!

But know dat, Human Efforts MUST BE PUT BEFORE prayers!

E.g. If Your Relative has an accident, First thing to do is get Money ready for Hospital Bills, Meet and Try to obey the Doctors instructions B4 going for Prayers!

Pray without Work is Dead! smiley
U have too much time
Autos › Re: Extra Clean 2009 Honda Accord 2.4 EX-L @1.75m by advanceDNA: 7:04am On Mar 01, 2023
BigDeal82:
Ask him what he did... He's a dealer and bad mouthing my own post. I didn't mean any bad for him just wanted to give him a dose of what he served.
Oh ok.....na pay back time
Payback is allowed oooo

grin

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