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Politics › Re: Remove Petrol Subsidy, Implement PIA, LCCI Tells FG by advanceDNA: 9:06am On Sep 27, 2022
NotBeenPaid:

How are you sure this government still pays subsidy? You pay subsidy yet fuel is sold for over N200!
When jonathan wanted to remove subsidy he said fuel will sell for N110 from N86...buhari and Apc called him a scam saying there's no subsidy..... buhari has removed subsidy twice and we are still buying fuel in 2022 for N180...
Politics › Re: Remove Petrol Subsidy, Implement PIA, LCCI Tells FG by advanceDNA: 9:04am On Sep 27, 2022
dedonfranco:
Peter Obi said Oil Subsidy is Organised crime in our Country.....Promise to tackle it if elected.

Just vote for Peter Obi.
Same thing buhari said....when any president enters they realize its their cash cow along with other powerful men ......
Christianity Etc › Re: Muslims Why Did Mohammed Spread Husein's Legs Apart And Kissed His Peniss? Islam by advanceDNA: 9:00am On Sep 27, 2022
parkervero:
Remember, muslims don't agree with all hadiths? So, if you want to engage and make a point use the one they called sahih bukari or sahih muslim and see them rambling to defend islam
They agree with killing people....this one is small thing naa
Romance › Re: Someone Should Say Something Please by advanceDNA: 8:58am On Sep 27, 2022
If you have wet dream...then u are normal...

Watching pórn cannot bring out your sperm without u dragging your penis...


..and please i beg u..dont go down that road and porn and masturbatioń.....u dont want those twin sisters in your life.....dont u see countless of thread on nairaland of peoole battling with the addiction even after marriage
Romance › Re: Is She Hiding Something? by advanceDNA: 8:52am On Sep 27, 2022
Buju803:
I get your point…. But according to some people and a research article I read that fingering cannot rupture the hymen so if she hasn’t had a dick there will be blood flow
Some women can evem tell u they dont have hymen....its all lies after doctors published articles on the medical anomally of women born without it....its an anatomical anomally suddenly everyone doesnt have hymen....use your head
Romance › Re: Is She Hiding Something? by advanceDNA: 8:51am On Sep 27, 2022
Buju803:
I get your point…. But according to some people and a research article I read that fingering cannot rupture the hymen so if she hasn’t had a dick there will be blood flow
Where do u think the hymen is.....??
U think it is deep inside the vagina where only penis reach?? The hymen is the gate of the vagina....ofcouse a finger can break it.....many guys break it with finger, especially when they extra large down there
Romance › Re: Is She Hiding Something? by advanceDNA: 8:44am On Sep 27, 2022
Buju803:
Hmm I would try having sex with her next time should blood not come out there will be questions to ask
U are still expecting blood.?? lol..nigga u are funny...u shook finger first time...u entered freely and blood never came out...blood will not come out again....use your head..
Romance › Re: Is She Hiding Something? by advanceDNA: 8:25am On Sep 27, 2022
Buju803:
She told me she haven’t had sex with anyone and the first day I tried having sex with her I couldn’t put 2 fingers it was so tight just only 1 could go in
Lol......enjoy man...ignorance is bliss
Romance › Re: Is She Hiding Something? by advanceDNA: 8:22am On Sep 27, 2022
Buju803:
Okay thanks.. I’m seeing some red flags already that’s why I’m curious I think she is seeing someone else but I will monitor her for evidence. Can you believe I met this girl a virgin and haven’t had sex with her we just romance do some fingering that’s all…. but of lately I discovered she could take more of my fingers that before, e.g she was taking 1 and will cry bitterly if I try inserting 2 fingers but now she could take up to 3 fingers…. And I have caught her lying a lot like a day she ought to visit me but ended up not showing up I learned from her sister she went out to see a friend but when I asked her she told me she went to the farm a lot of lies.. I’m just waiting for the day I will get hold of her phone and check her messages
Im curious..how did u confirm shes a virgin...??
Romance › Re: Is She Hiding Something? by advanceDNA: 8:10am On Sep 27, 2022
Zad is short form zaddy....a popular pet name oloshos call their sugar daddy....

While it might just be humor to her.. i suggest its time you put on your fbi suit....look out for redflags...the phone is the pandora's box of most cheaters....
Romance › Re: Man Shares Message He Received From His House Cleaner Who Was Asking Him Out by advanceDNA: 7:35am On Sep 27, 2022
GUNITGuy:
We've seen a gateman asking a bank female manager out ...The female world went frenzy ....This gender never acknowledge the millions of low cadre women living off men all around them ......I see nasty comments against the man who have come to assist their kind just because he sought for advice from men for her advances .... Nobody is saying thank you for assistance.....THEY FEEL THEY ARE ENTITLED TO ALL MENS BENEVOLENCE
The 2 richest women in the world, former mrs gates and mrs bezoz got their wealth sexually transmitted to them....women dont think any man is not their class...and thats because their ultimate way of contributing in relationship is sex....
Romance › Re: Man Shares Message He Received From His House Cleaner Who Was Asking Him Out by advanceDNA: 7:23am On Sep 27, 2022
sangresan:
I don't see anything wrong in what the woman did.
Inappropriate is not in your dictionary....??
Its not everything that is moral that is ethical.. also somethings can be legal and yet be inappropriate

Na people like you go sleep with your daughter's friend dey say shebí there's consent and we are adults grin tongue
Romance › Re: Man Shares Message He Received From His House Cleaner Who Was Asking Him Out by advanceDNA: 7:09am On Sep 27, 2022
rollywise:
Bros you no Sabi this genderhuh Them be like aboki okada men. Whenever something happens to one, all of them go pack their bike come gather in solidarity of that one grin grin
U funny die
Romance › Re: Why Do Some Men Lie About Their Incomes & Salaries? (Screenshot) by advanceDNA: 10:22pm On Sep 26, 2022
lordally:
Broski! God just saved your life from such a huge mistake of a girl!!! If you had married her , guy!!! Your name for be Sorry... And I guess the main reason you went for her in the first place na cos say she fine
But we don wise up
Autos › Re: 2008 Toyota Camry Sport Fullest Options @4.5 by advanceDNA: 6:50pm On Sep 26, 2022
Ewooooo!! Muscle don dey reach 5M ..buhari see your life
Romance › Re: Why Do Some Men Lie About Their Incomes & Salaries? (Screenshot) by advanceDNA: 6:22pm On Sep 26, 2022
Prinnce1:
oh my sweet mother God will always bless you for me, if you were to be like this lady am very sure I wouldn't have reached the level I am today. We need to scrutinize the "thing" we want to marry into our homes.
Vawulence
Romance › Re: Why Do Some Men Lie About Their Incomes & Salaries? (Screenshot) by advanceDNA:
shantti:
What if the man uses his own money to take care of his self, parents, siblings and kids while u take care of your self, I hope it's okay
Don't try to be logical or reasonable with women... Their brain cannot carry it....
Romance › Re: Why Do Some Men Lie About Their Incomes & Salaries? (Screenshot) by advanceDNA: 6:13pm On Sep 26, 2022
babavik:
Very interesting topic.

As a single its advisable you open up to the girl you're dating. Just six months into the relationship or when you feel you want to settle down. Watch her closely, monitor her actions and choices she makes.

Did she become materialistic?

Did her taste in standard of living skyrocket?

If she was spending little on you did she later stop?

You can give her a 5-10% of your salary to keep. Can she return the money to you without stories? (Ask her for the money without giving her notice)

These stuffs will help you make a better choice.

Be vigilante. Marriage is very scary when you marry wrong.
Give Nigerian girlfriend 10% of your salary and hope she would return it....?? Haaaaaaa
Romance › Re: Why Do Some Men Lie About Their Incomes & Salaries? (Screenshot) by advanceDNA: 2:29pm On Sep 26, 2022
lordally:
Jesus Christ!! So she actually meant it when she told u those words!!! Omo my head don scatter.
Thats not even the first time or only time she did something related to that..... .. she came to my place on a weekend....she has key so she arrived before me on a friday....she ddnt want to stay without light ..so she bought fuel enjoying DSTV ...i was shocked when she demanded for the 2k for the fuel....she did it another time that my debit ddnt work when we go hang out for bar...but i just lock up give am the money...but she no say all those behaviors just destroy her rating for my side..
Romance › Re: Man Shares Message He Received From His House Cleaner Who Was Asking Him Out by advanceDNA: 1:40pm On Sep 26, 2022
Nemesis0147:
the coper and this man are the same.
They are both petty!!
Nothing bad in expressing one’s felling.
Exactly...nothing wrong in expressing love...but women always feel some men are not their standard
Romance › Re: Man Shares Message He Received From His House Cleaner Who Was Asking Him Out by advanceDNA: 1:37pm On Sep 26, 2022
Nemesis0147:
I don’t see anything wrong in what the woman did sha.
The man is just being petty....why post it online?
Nawa oh
When that coper lady posted that the gateman of her workplace asked her out...all women here inclusing female asślickers supported her...say "what effontry", and that she did the right thing

Now tables have turned...its now not a big deal....
Once a man doesnt dance to a woman's tune... he must be a scum, childish, immature, or evil... grin grin
Romance › Re: One Woman Cannot Satisfy A Man - Nigerian Lady Argues (video) by advanceDNA:
detectivejones:
There are still good men out there, this generalization has got to end. Like I tell people do not take out the fowl experience you had with one person on an entire gender.
Good men? What has biology or nature got to do with being good or bad.....an average man's sexual drive is higher than that of the average woman......trying control or dicipline yourself to match your woman's hórny frequency is a different thing,..... which makes some men complain cos some women dont naturally get hórny more than once or twice a month

dont get me wrong, i'm not a fan of cheating or jumping from one pvssy/penis to another but the above statement is a basic biological fact........
Romance › Re: Why Do Some Men Lie About Their Incomes & Salaries? (Screenshot) by advanceDNA: 1:10pm On Sep 26, 2022
lordally:
Bro a quick question , was she joking when she told you those words?? Cos it sounded like a big joke to me
Im telling u real life...ddnt u read a lady's comment say who said...if she pay school fees for her child..she will get it back from the husband..??
u have not heard the saying..."my money is for me alone, but my husband money is for the whole family"
Romance › Re: I’ll Finish You Tonight” – Bride Tells Groom After He Gifted Her Travel Visa On by advanceDNA:
Zubbyy:
don’t take your spoilt dish to people’s party when you are not invited, don’t allow the “dangers of a single story” cripple your reasoning. I pray you meet someone that will have more than just her kpekus to offer you.✌�
Lol.....Not invited...?? Keep your show off public spaces if your dont want people to look or have an angle to it........

and also... keep your prayers to yourself and others like you who think life is fairy tales and a bed of roses....i dont need it...
Romance › Re: I’ll Finish You Tonight” – Bride Tells Groom After He Gifted Her Travel Visa On by advanceDNA: 8:07am On Sep 26, 2022
Zubbyy:
she’s not a leech like your ex, she’s a medical Doctor. She secured a job in the UK, her husband also. You shouldn’t have an opinion on things you know nothing about.
Who called her a leech..?? What has being a doctor got to do with what she said in reaponse to her man's kindness??..
My ex also lives and works as nurse in glasgow so stop saying what you dont know nothing about..... my comment was about women seeing sex as their ultimate gift....if you cant understand context in a statement please fvck the hell off
Romance › Re: I’ll Finish You Tonight” – Bride Tells Groom After He Gifted Her Travel Visa On by advanceDNA:
Apexmoh:
So without the visa gift she won't make his night memorable? It looks like she married him out of pity or out of love for travel visaaas! God deliver simps from wicked women.
Its irritating....but Sex is how many women are wired to show love......they feel thats all they need to give even though they could go the extra mile to offer more......only very few go the extra mile to get you something from.time to time as you did for them....

When i told my ex im not feeling the relationship anymore ..she said "after all i've dome for you"
I just enter pms mode....like really?? What did u do? She couldnt name a thing.. Even she visit i have to pay times 3 of the money uber charged
Romance › Re: He's Camping He's Girlfriend In My House ( My Village ) by advanceDNA: 5:08am On Sep 26, 2022
tessybrown:
Greetings due to some grammatical expression, I think it better I write this with pidgin language or mix am up with English base on street!!!

Okay I get this friend way I don know for 4yrs now since Lagos, now he's in onistha and me dey my home town!
This is what happens the dude don dey for onistha for six months and he decides to shift to my place where he's currently staying with me now, but the dude keeps inviting he's girlfriend to come stay in the same house, most times she stays a week before going back & most times she stays few days before going back, and Una know village things na, people dey always talk, I will tell him after that day him go tell the gf make she go...

One faithful day way me and this guy comot, to our greatest suprise the girl come without calling over the phone + she don know where I dey keep keys that why she open don enter house go relax.
The one way dey mad me na the guy go close the room way them dey base on say na ( room & parlour things ) I had to be knocking to enter the room this one marvel me o, cus inside the same room my clothes, tooth brush dey inside there so in the morning I need to knock before I enter the room, I don free room for them dey sleep for parlour...

Reaching yesterday
Dude tell me say her babe landlord don lock her out side, him no even take permittion from me the next thing him tell the girl to come over to the house.
I don't even know their plan like this she dey house and I just sit-down outside dey reason waytin dey happen like this Omo the matter tire me o.
Am not saying the girl should not come over to see him, according to the guy him say na the girl way him wan marry, but what am saying say be say it not supposed to be everytime. Even me way get house no dey carry babe come dey house, na hotel I dey carry babes go. If I talk em go tell me say brother I be 35 make nobody dey give me advice. Asin you dey my village way be say people go dey put eye for my matterz and you dey talk say make I no dey mind Them. Abeg waytin Una think?

I just say make I seek advice from Una abeg waytin Una think about this?
The guy don lie to the babe say na him they pay for the house say na u dey squat...

thats why the babe get mind to dey do anyhow and himself no take permission from you......your guy no rate you all..... na inconsiderate parasite...

weda you are sharing rent or not..tell am say he dey stress you too much.....say he gats rearrange him personal parole or go rent him own place...no be fight....how u go dey run me street for my own crib
Romance › Re: Why Do Some Men Lie About Their Incomes & Salaries? (Screenshot) by advanceDNA: 4:50am On Sep 26, 2022
chukzyfcbb:
He even try, just 50k difference.

If I am earning 250k, I will tell my wife I am earning 100k.

Make you take am easy dey bill me smiley
Lol....u must lie oooo so that u can even achieve in life..
.some women dont think about tomorrow. .some only think new clothes, wigs, that they will wear to church to show off... woman can spend 100k to sow one clothe just for one party...and its always because it not their money....

The funny thing is they understand money is not easy to see ...

.but in their shallow mind, they think spending their man's money on unimportant luxury they want is being smart.....but thwir shallow mind doesnt understand that whether its the money in their husband pocket or their own pocket they spend lavishly, they are affecting the overall spending power of the same home when important or compulsory needs arises.......only women with team mentality understands this.....
Romance › Re: Why Do Some Men Lie About Their Incomes & Salaries? (Screenshot) by advanceDNA: 4:26am On Sep 26, 2022
CrateofBeer:
Do you people even think properly sometimes. You help with your child's school fees because your husband is down and you must collect it back because the child is not your responsibility.
Thats one of the ways to know women you should not marry....imagine the mentality she has about the money they paid for her own child ....??
Women that see it as they are doing you a favor for being with you should be left alone in their father house....
Travel › Re: Can I Get My International Passport When I Register Online? by advanceDNA: 8:47pm On Sep 25, 2022
HRprof:
You can call it holler than thou smiley Everybody knows that corruption is the order of the day in public service that does not mean we should encourage it. Those who say no to bribery and get their passport they no carry two heads. If they can do it, i can do it and you can do it as well. Say no to curroption !!! Is curroption in Nigeria that give birth to deplorable condition of Nigeria that resulted to everybody Japa abroad.

Let's join hands together to build this nation
We are the victims of exploitation..its annoying when u tell me im promoting it when u know how the system is rigged against the masses.

There's always a price to pay for not allowing yourself to be exploited in nigeria...

.its usually time/delay...which can lead to loss of money, opportunity, and even loss of life in some cases... ask people who just sometimes refuse to give police 200 naira on the road...

When i have leverage, time to spare and nothing is at stake,..i do say no to being exploited.... we all do....
but when a lot is at stake, which is the reality sometimes.... i pay....i dont pretend... thats the way it is with most nigerians....

remember this when u dont have all the ltime on your side or something precious is at stake and u have to pay get things done.....u and i know u are just just forming politically correct
Romance › Re: What's My Crime by advanceDNA:
Women and marriage.....
She just wants to be married whether she loves or not..whether the guy loves her or not
Travel › Re: Can I Get My International Passport When I Register Online? by advanceDNA: 2:06pm On Sep 25, 2022
Chevrolet076:
Nawa ooooo
Its sad....it horrible...but it is what it is

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