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Travel › Re: Can I Get My International Passport When I Register Online? by advanceDNA: 1:59pm On Sep 25, 2022
HRprof:
Stop encouraging corruption people still get their passport without bribing any officer after paying official fee for the passport
@OP continue with your process and ensure you report any officer who want to extort you at the immigration office during capturing on immigration Twitter handle. They are to do their job federal government pay them salary for !
you do not need to pay for capturing separately.

Nigeria will be great again if you are OBIdient
Encourage??
So telling him what he will meet there means i'm encouraging corruption...

Please dont patronize me with your holier than thou attitude....keep it to yourself...im not one of your boys you talk to how ever you like.....and keep pretending like u dont know what happens when we get to these corrupt officers offices....
Christianity Etc › Re: .. Can A Holy Spirit Filled Person Ever Truly Ever Be Free From Sin. by advanceDNA: 1:11pm On Sep 25, 2022
What exactly do u mean by christains dont follow 10th commandment?? U follow all christians to their house and see what they do??

Besides...jesus' commandment is greater than the 10 commandment and many people obey it ..some dont and deceive themselves...that how the world has been since....
Travel › Re: Can I Get My International Passport When I Register Online? by advanceDNA: 12:22pm On Sep 25, 2022
Chevrolet076:
Like how much will I pay and can I get the passport in a month or two
If you pay the normal 25k on the goverment portal for the passport...the amount u will pay extra to get your biometric done quickly and your passport depends on who u meet....

Gettimg it in a month also depends on the passport office....southwest is always crazy.

too many pple requesting for passport makes it difficult to get your passport in a month or two without heavy bribe
Travel › Re: Can I Get My International Passport When I Register Online? by advanceDNA: 11:34am On Sep 25, 2022
Chevrolet076:
Good day everyone.

Please i need to get my international passport so I searched online and I saw the procedure on the immigration website. So i registered but I'm at the point of payment and I don't know if I should proceed.
I want to ask if it's legit or not and also how many days does it typically take to get the passport? Can I get it in a month or two at most?
Whatever u do...be ready to pay apart from the passport money....because u will still have to do capturing at their office u select....
and they have to open a file for you to document that you received passport at their centre
Food › Re: How Sweet Is Agama Lizard Meat ?? by advanceDNA: 8:47am On Sep 25, 2022
Borntosmoke:
They give protein. Why won't I eat it.
If you get enough raba for aza..u no go think of lizard jare...i blame buhari
Food › Re: How Sweet Is Agama Lizard Meat ?? by advanceDNA: 8:37am On Sep 25, 2022
Buhari..see what you caused
Politics › Re: Obi Mastered Fake Smile. Only Fake People Do That by advanceDNA: 11:08pm On Sep 24, 2022
Entprys:
Follow the devil you know.
BAT, the man of integrity
This one is an honest theif...lol
Of all tinubu supporters...u are the only one that admits BAT is a devil ....but we should vote for him anyway even if it means the destruction of nigeria......still....óníkúré
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Thanks Obidients For Abuja Rally (Pictures) by advanceDNA: 4:23pm On Sep 24, 2022
10mobile:
I was once under the impression that everyone wants Nigeria to get better.

Seun nlfpmod Mynd44 Lalasticlala
You implied wrongly....

.everyone's idea of better isnt the same...some pple here are just part members who dont care if nigeria burns as long as their party wins for them to get contracts and appointed positions......
Romance › Re: Groom Disappears On His Wedding Day, Bride Goes Ahead With The Event In U.K by advanceDNA: 12:22pm On Sep 24, 2022
BeanmanX:
For India spare groom dey,,,if main groom fvck up,,the spare groom go take over. cheesy
Una too dey watch zee world
Romance › Re: Groom Disappears On His Wedding Day, Bride Goes Ahead With The Event In U.K by advanceDNA: 12:13pm On Sep 24, 2022
allswellis:
Make groom no go do make dem catch am oo
Them go sue the guy naaa....e don sure
Crime › Re: My Fiancée Is Being Blackmailed For 300k by advanceDNA: 12:00pm On Sep 24, 2022
tonpere:
Hello,

My Fiancée got a message from someone this morning on WhatsApp asking her to pay the sum of 300k within 5 days otherwise they'll release her nudes on social media and send it to bloggers.
And the person sent her one of the pics as proof.

We were far apart at the time. One talk led to another, and I requested.

She deleted them eventually. And She has been fretting and panicking.

I decided reaching out to this great forum and would appreciate if there's anyone who can significantly help with this.

Please how do I proceed In a situation like this?
Them wan run you street.....thats the new format babes use to collect money from simps

Tell am say we don forget about tiwa savage matter and we still love her
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran’s All-female Police Squad Units Dragging Hijab Protestors To Death Row Pris by advanceDNA: 10:52am On Sep 24, 2022
Make una kill una self..... virgin boys dey wait for una for heaven
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran's President Abandons CNN Interview As Amanpour Refuses To Wear Head Scarf by advanceDNA: 10:47am On Sep 24, 2022
Oches4me:
. Christians and making women prostitute are 5and 6.
Lol....as usual....no sense
Romance › Re: The Mod That Banned Me by advanceDNA: 10:27am On Sep 24, 2022
Chaos14temp:
That mod that banned me because of that stupid nlpolicewoman will lose his salary. amen
cc: Emidon11 hollybratt and fati2001
The mod and other mods right now

Romance › Re: Groom Disappears On His Wedding Day, Bride Goes Ahead With The Event In U.K by advanceDNA: 10:25am On Sep 24, 2022
The groom run am street.....



The bride's father right now... wèrèy..if catch you!!!!

Romance › Re: Teenage Pregnancy; Who Is To Blame? The Parents The Girl Or The Man by advanceDNA: 6:11am On Sep 24, 2022
Her body ..her rules.....she can do what she like with it is the 2022 new slogan... so the decision spread legs, keep or abort is also hers alone.... so please leave the parents and and man out of it.....
Romance › Re: Lady In Distress After Her Videos Of Intimacy with 2 men Leak by advanceDNA: 6:05am On Sep 24, 2022
Afamsi:
She must have been lying to somebody that she's a vagin
Vawulence
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 4:53am On Sep 24, 2022
Goodnew13:
Hello Everyone,

After a long wait, almost 5-months, I finally received my visa yesterday, but then, my passport is expiring in early November 2022. I had over 6 months on my passport when I submitted my application in April.

I have started the process of renewing my passport in Nigeria before traveling, as I am planning to travel in late November or the first week of December, by which time the current passport on which the visa was stamped would have expired, but I'll have the new one as well.

I want to be sure this won't be an issue at POE or when collecting BRP.

Please advise.

Thank you.
5 months?? Why?? Any issues??
Romance › Re: Can Friends Have Good Sex And Still Keep It On That Friendship Level. by advanceDNA: 6:55pm On Sep 23, 2022
Ochason:
O think this is possible cos av experienced it before. You can share ur experience or story here
They will always catch feelings and come and claim u led them on....
Romance › Re: Yoruba Men Can Be Annoying by advanceDNA: 6:53pm On Sep 23, 2022
Psych412:
Yoruba men can be annoying Sha... especially passing a road were some of them are by the side of the road drinking ogogoro, embarrassing and hissing on a lady you don't even know
U know for sure it was you they were hissing at or ur just feeling insecure and paranoid..

Wmenhich ever the tribe dont hiss on norms....on the other hand they can call u olosho to your face to get u annoyed
Romance › Re: I Don't Want To Get Married Or Have Kids, Just Want To Live Life To The Fullest. by advanceDNA: 6:45pm On Sep 23, 2022
ChronicGp:
I don't want to get married or have kids, just want to enjoy life to the fullest.
Fullest??
Having kids, loving someone, caring for them, touching lives posotovely both those close to you and far away are among some of the things life entails.....in my opinion... u wont have lived to the fullest if you dont do these things..

Evem gay men and gay women living their unstraight lives still find find a away to have kids even though their relationship cant natirally do so with their same sex partners
Romance › Re: The Girl Helping Me After My Surgery Is Irritating Me Please Help!!! by advanceDNA: 5:22pm On Sep 23, 2022
leochi:
I guess she was in a relationship with someone that later failed that should be why she refused to submit to op. And since after the failed relationship she has been looking for an opportunity to get in touch with op of which this inccident has made it possible.
Op you made mistake by allowing her live and sleep with you when you know that you don't love her. Anyway think about it very well if she's of good character and you have a little feelings for her, you can give her a chance. But if not don't give her the impression that you want to have a relationship with her. Quite having sex with her, appreciate her for all she has done for you in every manner you can, tell her about your fiance (even when there's none) with these she will get herself together. Don't be ungrateful and don't marry out of sympathy or gratitude.
Thank you oooo....people are here are trying to paint the girl a victim.........if op is not careful...she may already be pregnant by the time she came to the op's place

cos i find it funny that she rushed to a guy she rejected and hasn't spoken to you for a over a year....the desperation is high...
Romance › Re: The Girl Helping Me After My Surgery Is Irritating Me Please Help!!! by advanceDNA: 5:17pm On Sep 23, 2022
Sacrosanct12:
how you take carry all the wickedness wey the lady supposed do the guy for your head.
But u suppose sabi women behavior naaa... they will not discuss what they want from you yet if you dont do what they want....you will pay for it
Romance › Re: The Girl Helping Me After My Surgery Is Irritating Me Please Help!!! by advanceDNA: 5:07pm On Sep 23, 2022
Sacrosanct12:
change ur username to AVERYWICKEDMAN grin
Why??
Romance › Re: Please Is There Anything Like God Fearing Olosho Girl? My Experience With One by advanceDNA: 4:04pm On Sep 23, 2022
VOsimhen144:
So yesterday evening one my way back from work I decided to jaz in olosho house.
As I was walking through the passage looking for a suitable girl to knack, I stumbled into this girl room, then I knocked at the door, she came out holding a Bible and she told me to come inside. She placed the Bible on a plastic chair, she picked up her pen and put it in between the Bible verse she was reading, then close the Bible.

She greeted me politely, she even prostrated while greeting and asked me how was work today? I said work was fine, then I asked for her price, she told me and I paid her. She even said Thank you sir while prostrating to collect the money for my hand.

After the sex, she helped me to cleaned my dick very well. I asked for her name, she told me her name. As I was leaving she even wished me good night.

I never knew olosho could be this polite, respectful and God fearing. Most of the ones I've seen dey even smoke igbo and can be very rude. But this particular girl was reserved, cool, very respectful and God fearing.

So please is there anything like God fearing olosho girl?
All na packaging and customer service so u will go back to her...
Romance › Re: The Girl Helping Me After My Surgery Is Irritating Me Please Help!!! by advanceDNA: 3:08pm On Sep 23, 2022
Sucre6:
U made zero point
Eyaaa!! No wahala...i understand....
Romance › Re: The Girl Helping Me After My Surgery Is Irritating Me Please Help!!! by advanceDNA: 3:07pm On Sep 23, 2022
GboyegaD:
The baby is 2 years which means she had the baby before he approached her. Stop trying to degrade the lady to make a point.

Why didn't he define it from the beginning? He asked someone he was asking or for help and having been with him, she might have realized he's what she's been looking for as a man.
Which baby.....did i mention anything about baby in my comment?? How did i degrade her? ..please explain

U said he should define it...define what.??..did he ask her for a relationship after over a year of not talking together and he refused him....??

He asked her for help...the onus is on her to say yes or no.....why ddnt she also DEFINE what the terms of the help....

Deciding to start leaving with him and not go to her house..is her trying to manipulate and take advantage of things....

.as the person recieving help.....he cant just tell her to leave when she refused to go....that would be rude...... having sex is a totally consensual and not a visa to be come house wife.... i dont get why woman always want to convert sex to relationship or marriage...

to me ...she just desperate...if i want to guess, i'd Say shes already pregnant and wants to trap the guy....i mean... who fvck a guy that cannot stand with a broken femur....??

U be guy naaa...if you cant stand..u obviously cant do misaionarry...which means the girl was untop....how she take sit on and ride the nigga with a broken femur....if u dont see desperation..i see it clearly
Romance › Re: The Girl Helping Me After My Surgery Is Irritating Me Please Help!!! by advanceDNA: 2:48pm On Sep 23, 2022
Enimin:
Get over yourself dude, you live in Africa where sex is a commodity. Unless you don't anyways... but it is what it is over here, sex is actually legal tender in certain jurisdictions tongue
So who is paying here...since they both offered each other sex.?? Or in Nigeria...only women can "give" men sex and expect to be paid whatever they want
Romance › Re: The Girl Helping Me After My Surgery Is Irritating Me Please Help!!! by advanceDNA: 1:18pm On Sep 23, 2022
Lvgirl:
Try find way chase her away...cos she will eventually weigh u down into marrying her. She came when u are helpless. When u get back to Ur feet then decide to chase her away even Ur friends will see u as an ingrate.
Now that you are still unfit chase her away. Yes you will suffer for it but it's for a while, but if you ended up with her..you will suffer for it while it last.
She carry belle come pin on the op....op na mumu.... babe wey u toast she no gree..for over a year u call..she rush come..off pant no gree go her house again..... na calculated move naaaa
Romance › Re: The Girl Helping Me After My Surgery Is Irritating Me Please Help!!! by advanceDNA: 1:16pm On Sep 23, 2022
Sucre6:
You don't get the point, op led her on, initially, op was the one following her around just toneat her cooked, she didn't force herself on him as at that time, now she was convinced that op wanted her, he should have made things clear from the onset because op know she has a child from her previous relationship before going down with her, and u don't allow a woman to stay that long with you in the house when u ain't married to her nor want to take things seriously
She no gree b4 when op asked her out more than her year ago..

u now said shes convinced after one year of not talking?? How was she convinced??
because of broken leg?? The dey u talk seff...like say u be woman .....her behavior is suspicious

Someone u have not spoken to for over a year suddenly said he needed help and u ran there.
Slept there for many days and refuse to go to your house...

Its suspicious....look like she don carry another belle wey another guy do deny ..and she quickly see as opportunity to pin it on the op...

Read well oo...na after he break leg dem just fvck ooo....

and stop say he gave him her body.
Her body na buscuit?? The guy ddnt give him her body too??
They slept with each other consensual... ..end of story
Romance › Re: The Girl Helping Me After My Surgery Is Irritating Me Please Help!!! by advanceDNA: 12:56pm On Sep 23, 2022
Sucre6:
Baba they had sex ones read again
Baba na you no read....u just enter this dialogue from end
Romance › Re: Would You Marry A Girl With A Past Like This? by advanceDNA: 11:31am On Sep 23, 2022
tollyboy5:
Understand simple anology. Everyone looking for different qualities from a lady.
The quality you search for is more of sex related. There are several qualities a lady could possed.

So a lady who posses all those qualities and not a virgin can be tagged a prostitute.
Someone like ASA a successful musician is not married and she's not a virgin either. Many guys might go for ASA compared to your so-called virgin.

ASA might make a peaceful home compared to your virgin. So same judgement don't aplly for all non-virgin.

But do your wish.
Oh na u dey date ASA?? Lol....

u have now adopted my comment grin
I wished u well on your choice earlier...but u were trying to claim you are better than me because ur choice is different mine.... u are even still trying to paint a picture that sone of ur high body count women can make bettwr homes than my choice....good luck on your fallacy/choice..

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