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Romance › Re: My Agemate Cousin Is Getting Married Next Month And I Am Feeling Depressed. by advanceDNA: 1:05pm On Sep 18, 2022
Tunjibalogun:
And if he's doing well and earning legitimately?
What is your point?? Cos this your question sounds like something a 4 year old will ask..
Romance › Re: Stop Investing Your Life Into These Women" Solomon Buchi Advices Men by advanceDNA: 12:59pm On Sep 18, 2022
Fahvvy:
grin cheesy grin grin
E no go better for the person wey wound solo liadis o grin....

Anyways sha...
I've always said it and I will say it again...

It is FOOLISHNESS for a man to invest in a woman who is not his mother, sister, daughter or wife.... Pure and unadulterated FOOLISHNESS, that's what it is

I pray men learn undecided...
Even ur wife sefff, love her with two eyes open ....Na Solomon wife run am street naaaa......
Romance › Re: Stop Investing Your Life Into These Women" Solomon Buchi Advices Men by advanceDNA:
When a woman want to serve you breakfast after investing your life and savings on her....you will hear "shèbí is gift....did i force him to give me" ?? grin grin


Love your woman with brain....this is 2022....street is cold......women that hardly spend money in relationships know what they are doing......but u go mumú they spend hard earned money ..some dey collect loan dey buy 700k phone and 3M car for woman....car wey u no fit buy for your mama.....welldone...
Romance › Re: Should I Date My Church Member? by advanceDNA: 10:43am On Sep 18, 2022
SlayerOfSatanst:
Is their any consequence in dating a church member?


I'm a sunday school teacher in my church and the lady assisting me is showing me green lights. Should I date her?
Who will you now date...?? U want someone that u will start arguing about who will leave their church when u get married?? Oga...if you like the babe...ask her out...not becos shes giving you green light...
Romance › Re: What Is Considered Insanity To These People?? . by advanceDNA: 10:41am On Sep 18, 2022
Michelle70:
The husband who was the wife is now pregnant for the wife who is the husband
I read something similar on quora ...

wife said she's officially coming out as a lesbian and wanted to break up.....husband saved the marriage by saying he's now trans and coming out a a woman but ddnt cut his penis...
..they are still together and the lesbian wife still fvcking his penis says she's happy living her truth and their love is stronger now that she's with a woman i.e., her husband pretending to be trans
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 10:11am On Sep 18, 2022
omatule2000:
Thank you so much. Although others were of the opinion the money should be in the dependent account so it was a bit confusing...
If the main applicant has left nigeria for the uk not too long ago like a few weeks and the apllication is solely for the dependants...it will be better for the money to be in dependants account and coumt a fresh 28days ...there are some cases where some ECO deny visas on the grounds of recycling funds, especially if its the same nigerian account that was used previously by the main apllicant for his or her application

..but if you are all in nigeria and doing the apllocation together ..then the money should be in the account of the main apllicant
Romance › Re: A Plant That Grows As The Shape Of A Manhood by advanceDNA: 9:41am On Sep 18, 2022
ukaface:
This is to remind guys that there's nothing special about what they have in-between their legs
Go collect spérm from the tree since men have the same with the tree
Family › Re: How Can You Tell Your Parents About Your Baby. by advanceDNA: 9:37am On Sep 18, 2022
sylve11:
Religion? Fear am!

embarassed cool
How is this a religious problem??....them send pikin go school ...e go fvck carry belle and is now afraid to tell her parents....this is normal human feeling of letting those that held her on high standards down.......
Science/Technology › Re: Please Help: How Do I Solve "Call Forwarding Conditional" When I Call. by advanceDNA: 9:15am On Sep 18, 2022
cutecommend:
Please I have turned off "Call Forwarding" on my phone, but when I call it still displays "Call Forwarding Conditional"

How do I solve this problem?
##002# airtel
#002# mtn
Romance › Re: Solomon Buchi And Fiancee Adeola Arike Go Their Separate Ways. by advanceDNA: 9:11am On Sep 18, 2022
Jflex07:
I'm not only analysing this chat of his but if you go through his post overtime, you will realise that he insults and abuses Nigerian girls at any given opportunity.
I don tell you the meaning of his posts....
If i say women are cheats....does it truly mean all women are cheats.?? Nooooo.....it means give yourself brain when dealing with women ..
Romance › Re: I Honestly Think My Boyfriend Wants To Use Me For Ritual by advanceDNA: 9:08am On Sep 18, 2022
Kologirl:
Mature advise only
You are a good girlfriend.....so what you should do now is Japaaaaaaa....
Romance › Re: Solomon Buchi And Fiancee Adeola Arike Go Their Separate Ways. by advanceDNA:
Jflex07:
The way You insult Nigerian girls eh, you no go marry Nigerian girl?
The way you people twist message is funny
..his message is clear....dont over trust...he ddnt say dont marry or dont love.....his messge is give yourself brain and love with your two eyes open....... women too say all men are evil and scúm...dont they date and still marry??

love your woman...that one no mean say you no go check her whats app and open your eyes for redflags....thats his message....

do paternity test when you born..cos almost everyone double dates and fvcks to prevent them for losing out and having someone to fall back upon in case of breakfast...

The standard of morality is very low in these modern times......we normalize wrong doings ..so it will be føólish to assume that your neighbour has your best interest at heart all the time....we all do whats best for us....even if it hurts the next person...

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Romance › Re: My Agemate Cousin Is Getting Married Next Month And I Am Feeling Depressed. by advanceDNA:
Guy ....forget all this envy.....
U dont know what hes doing for a living...see all this social media lives...all na packaging....
..you dey chop and pay your bills without begging anybody...?? Guy.. you are doing well...

If na certificate or skill u dey use chop....do your part by doubling up i.e., getting more degrees or improvimg your skill and apply for higher roles and connect with senior professionals online and offline for referrals....

Also...no let anyone deceive you...no one makes it by hardwork alone... we all need the right push or pull/ grace/ luck/ favor/ mercy or whatever u call it from an external source.... ask dangote...government backing all the way...

.therefore....pray and key into the principle of give and recieve....do good like helping orphans, old widows and those in need... the universe knows how to arrange favors when your pocket is a continous channel into the hands of others in need...
Foreign Affairs › Re: The Dazzling Crown Resting On Top Of The Queen’s Coffin by advanceDNA: 8:16am On Sep 18, 2022
ghettokid1:
who said u should not do important thing with ur life ?
Lol.....u are wicked grin
Politics › Re: Is The ASUU Strike Used As A Strategy Against The Obedient Youths? by advanceDNA: 7:57am On Sep 18, 2022
BadRadio:
The strike has been pronounced indefinite, meaning there's no end in sight, it may continue at infinitum...

This is looking like a mischievous strategy to disallow feasible obidient youths to share ideas while together at school. Chances are that over 80% of students in the Nigerian University are obidient youths and keeping them at home can stop them from becoming an even more interesting force for Peter Obi grin
There is social media...school or no school connect is easy ..on the contrary, its resuming back to school that may even reduce the voting power of students.....
Family › Re: How Can You Tell Your Parents About Your Baby. by advanceDNA: 6:11pm On Sep 17, 2022
Farid24224:
Okay...I should ask her first...You think so right?
Yes naaa....ask your sister.....advice her that the best thing will be to tell yor parents but that u want to get her permission and that you know how to tell your parents that they wont be angry..
Family › Re: How Can You Tell Your Parents About Your Baby. by advanceDNA: 4:59pm On Sep 17, 2022
Farid24224:
I can't just sit tight when she's going through this pain and stress...
What pain and stress??
Its been three months since the baby came
She has a baby...
Baby is fine
Boyfriend and his family accept her and takes care of her.....what the problem here??

Just ask her if you can help her tell your mum...if she says yes or no...still tell your mum...as she has a right to know..the earlier the better....u can tell one of the elders at home like your mum's younger or elder sister to make it easy breaking it to your mum
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 4:45pm On Sep 17, 2022
Phelixblaq:
But why will you do Tb test when you are not certain of COS?? Who does that
Na faith grin.....50/50
Someone here bought ticket before applying for visa ...and the visa came just in time
Romance › Re: I've Had To Forgive My Cheating GF She Was Talking Sucide. by advanceDNA: 3:41pm On Sep 17, 2022
In 2022.....always assume your girl has other boyfriends and you will have peace....

this mentality helps you relate with her objectively, not like an idiót/simp. You dont lose hard earned money, precious time.

With sex, you always dive in protected, no licking pvssy others are spitting inside, and you expect the worse outcome...However, .if she turns out a great girlfriend..its a win win for you.....
Family › Re: What Would You Do If You Were The Man? by advanceDNA: 10:02am On Sep 17, 2022
Lol....how can two sons not have sense together at the same time....??
Romance › Re: Just Broke Up With My Girlfriend Middle Of The Night. by advanceDNA: 9:38am On Sep 17, 2022
VictorDivine:
Can you swear that you don't have a girl beside her or that you never cheated on her?
I dont quite get your hypothetical scenario
....Are u trying to paint a picture of him cheating to justify his girlfriend's infidelity? Or are u trying to say he has no right complaining and must be with a woman that sleeps around??

Even if he were cheating...u do understand that in reality, there are clear reasons a cheating man or woman doesnt want to fate with fellow cheater........

1) u only know yourself...u dont know if the person you are dating is playing safe....so no one in their right mind wants to be with someone that sleeps around...even if they themselves do...you are already at risk sleeping around ...now dating someone who sleeps around doubles the risk...


2) in reality... in most relationships men do the paying, so why would any man pay for phones, wig, pay for her rent, and other bills while another nigga is offing pant for free.....for women its multiple the fun, more cash and other goodies... for the man, its clearly bad investment..

3) it is a well known fact that a man can love a woman yet have a casual fling with a cheap woman throwing herself at him...we all know how penis works.......however...only cheap women throw themselves at men...the reality is that no man wants to be with, spend on, and plan future with a cheap woman.....the risks are too high...

Please....Dont get me wrong.....im not supporting infidelity from any gender...as a matter of fact im a fan of sexual discipline and being faithful in relatiinships
.i'm only addressing your comment from reality's perspective ....
Crime › Re: Lady Beaten & Disgraced After She Was Caught Stealing At A Market (Video) by advanceDNA: 9:04am On Sep 17, 2022
dollytino4real:
ur go sounds irritating
But u think your "abeg go rest" sounds very courteous and welcoming?? I see
Crime › Re: Lady Beaten & Disgraced After She Was Caught Stealing At A Market (Video) by advanceDNA:
dollytino4real:
attention for faceless platform abeg go rest
That was what i told you before and u refused saying "you go no where," so i guess you are just waiting for a chance to say the same....i'm happy.... now go away
Romance › Re: What Do Ladies Really Offer In Relationships? by advanceDNA: 7:32am On Sep 17, 2022
Ebonygeek:
Yea, but the thing is, women do not offer anything in relationships. So why bother? undecided
Not all women.
..there are fantastic women out there, women raised with important values, women that have also trained themselves to an asset every where they are including with a man.....they are just very rare in 2022, so you will have to do alot of asking out unless all you want is face with make up, asś and boóbś...
Crime › Re: Lady Beaten & Disgraced After She Was Caught Stealing At A Market (Video) by advanceDNA: 7:27am On Sep 17, 2022
dollytino4real:
i go no where guy!!
Sigh!!!!!!

I understand.....however, u can get the attention you seek elsewhere....
Romance › Re: What Do Ladies Really Offer In Relationships? by advanceDNA: 7:15am On Sep 17, 2022
Ebonygeek:
We offer absolutely nothing undecided
That's what y'all wanna hear na
Yet guys won't stop asking females out undecided
How would a guy know a woman has nothing to offer before getting to know her....it wont be fair judging a book buy its cover
Romance › Re: What Do Ladies Really Offer In Relationships? by advanceDNA:
.its because you are seeing beyond cheap sex thats why you thinking strategically even with your relatiinship...and thats how it should be...

. only idióts base relationship on fine face, áss and bóóbs...I hope you are lucky enough to find a woman raised with great, important values and team mentality......Na parasites and shédibálá girls full street now whose idea of achievement are iphones, cute instagram photos and wigs.. the sad thing is....they see nothing weird and even see at as a pride thing being a parasite to who fvcks and bank roll them...

they care less about how u make it....u have money dey stay..u dont have dey bounce....

na u go give yourself brain ..know what u want in a woman and go for it....the good thing is ...they blab alot ....so you can easily know the kinda woman u dealing with in less than month of good convo........a woman's social media account also tells you alot.....the shallower they are....the more their slutty pictures around fine cars, gates, and cute hotel rooms they cant afford
Crime › Re: Lady Beaten & Disgraced After She Was Caught Stealing At A Market (Video) by advanceDNA: 6:57pm On Sep 16, 2022
dollytino4real:
it is something new o!
So this is your first time of hearing a woman steal....okay.. I believe you...can u go away now
Romance › Re: Is There A Sex Drug Like This? by advanceDNA: 6:44pm On Sep 16, 2022
Fantabulous......never knew this day would come
Politics › Re: Canadian Judge Grants Man Asylum Reliefs After Claiming Tinubu Tried To Kill Him by advanceDNA: 5:01pm On Sep 16, 2022
Canada will give all nigerians asylum if tinubu becomes President......
Crime › Re: Lady Beaten & Disgraced After She Was Caught Stealing At A Market (Video) by advanceDNA: 4:30pm On Sep 16, 2022
irunoko:
says who? You never see female kidnappers wey dey thief pikin?

Which risk pass to thief human being?
Ive seen..i said its not common....no dey do puma

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