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LiteratureRe: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by agabaI23(m): 8:56pm On Feb 26, 2013
MAZI the writer. Good one as usual
LiteratureRe: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by agabaI23(m): 7:31pm On Feb 26, 2013
[quote author=Mazi_Omenuko]My grandma is available. She doesn't have a bb but it you drop you twitter handle, I will ask her to hit you up.

Nothing I can't do for my ever esteemed fansgrin[/quote]You are so funny tongue
LiteratureRe: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by agabaI23(m): 12:51pm On Feb 26, 2013
Sugarbear007: Mr Mazi pls com nd post mre o....if nt am callin ibi to bring d@ civil defense guy angry....by de way did u nd ibi ever reconcile.....nd did u ever get to tidy uju
Are you speaking in parables or is there something you wanna say? Raise your voice!
LiteratureRe: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by agabaI23(m): 11:15pm On Feb 25, 2013
swtdarling: lol!
Only laughing you dey laugh?

Ms is holding him tight. wink
LiteratureRe: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by agabaI23(m): 10:41pm On Feb 25, 2013
swtdarling: hahahaha.ur tnoughts were really funny!!!.u created a good Bleep impression.am sure she ll be pursuing u hence forth.*fans self*
I can help with the fanning. Don't wait for Mazi, he is still in Ms Enos house grin
LiteratureRe: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by agabaI23(m): 10:40pm On Feb 25, 2013
Mrs Okhi will always come back for 1 minute men.
Nice nice one Mazi. Ndewo! I di too mush!!!
LiteratureRe: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by agabaI23(m): 9:58pm On Feb 25, 2013
[quote author=Mazi_Omenuko]Lol@precipitategrin guess you typed c.o.me.

Just give me 4 minutes to finish the editing. The work is ready, and is H-O-T!!![/quote]I can't wait
LiteratureRe: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by agabaI23(m): 6:28pm On Feb 25, 2013
dandollaz: Welcome to ASaya camp
why You no go Zamfara? Comot that your quote above
LiteratureRe: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by agabaI23(m): 10:32pm On Feb 22, 2013
[quote author=Mazi_Omenuko]I know what you're thinking.
Just endure it and sleep this night!

You will get used to my writing style. . .

Those that read the Diary saw worst.

Thanks.

Don't forget you are the reason I write![/quote]Welldone and good night.
PoliticsRe: Labour Rejects N384BN PHCN Settlement, Threatens To Shut Power Sector by agabaI23(m): 10:04pm On Feb 22, 2013
I waz talking with a NEPA staff after the resignation of Barth, he made me understand that they don't want privatisation. He said that several attempts to privatize NEPA has been made since the 80s but none succeeded and that this one won't be different.

They are only interested on frustrating the process. I pray FG will deal with them accordingly.

Again, elements who are against GEJs 2015 return could get in the fray to ensure he does not succeed as success in the sector will be his selling point
LiteratureRe: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by agabaI23(m): 5:56pm On Feb 22, 2013
Mazi, the feeling is like I am reading a novel and due to some reason, I placed a pen in the last page i read to attend to the situation. On coming back to continue, I will suddenly realise I was waiting for an update. Mazi you too good. Bear with those who clamour for updates. The beautiful suspense is the reason.
HealthRe: Daily Exercise And Food Routine For Those Who Want To Lose Weight by agabaI23(m): 11:20am On Feb 22, 2013
modath: @Agaba,
Seun's site put the wrong thing,I put a smiley!!! cheesy
No wahala or your cursor wet the wrong way.


Have a good weekend everyone. Keep on keeping fit
LiteratureRe: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by agabaI23(m): 9:05pm On Feb 21, 2013
Omenuko aku, nwanna buru bia. We are waiting.
LiteratureRe: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by agabaI23(m): 9:01pm On Feb 21, 2013
[quote author=Efemena_xy]DIY (Do It Yourself)[/quote]DIFM (Do It For Me)
LiteratureRe: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by agabaI23(m): 8:38pm On Feb 21, 2013
[quote author=Efemena_xy]Define sleep.[/quote]Help me
LiteratureRe: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by agabaI23(m): 8:20pm On Feb 21, 2013
[quote author=Efemena_xy]Abeg stop speaking in footie parables and break that thing down to simple Queen's ingrish jare! cheesy

I'm sorry but I've just gotta say this Mazi...give us more and continue the story cheesy[/quote]I will tell your husband for you. You virtually sleep in this thread.
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LiteratureRe: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by agabaI23(m): 8:17pm On Feb 21, 2013
Nice Nice Mazi Omenuko.

I was passing by this afternoon and saw an uncastrated he-goat which was getting ready to tidy a she-goat. Its diek was very erect and had escaped from its pouch. The size of the diek was not proportional to the size of the he-goat. It was too big for the short 'Igbo' he-goat. I remembered the ugly one and laughed out really hard and loud.

Mazi Otherwise known as the ...... I ma ihe m.na-eri
LiteratureRe: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by agabaI23(m): 1:20pm On Feb 21, 2013
ladunsky: we learning... Lmao
What are you learning? undecided
LiteratureRe: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by agabaI23(m): 10:47am On Feb 21, 2013
seunblack: We seem to av more ladies following this thread,or am I d only one that has observed this?it show how our nairaland babes love x rated stories

grin grin grin grin
agabaI23: Soso umunwanyi juru ebe a. Amaghi m na Udi akuko a na-adi unu mma.


Una too pretend women. Na una like this gist pass!
No be only you notice. I don talk am before before grin grin
HealthRe: Daily Exercise And Food Routine For Those Who Want To Lose Weight by agabaI23(m): 10:57pm On Feb 19, 2013
modath: All forgiven now,I hope we get it so I can see what "God's own country"really looks like outside of hollywood movies. Thanks.
I am convinced. You will get it.
HealthRe: Daily Exercise And Food Routine For Those Who Want To Lose Weight by agabaI23(m): 4:59pm On Feb 19, 2013
modath: Naaahh,I'm not letting you off that easily, did you or did you not see "@HG,thanks for asking,I'm doing fineeeehuh"..... I've bn gone too long I expected some attention!!
I have given up on Agaba cos he stays flirting with you all through without missing a beat. undecided
grin grin

I am, so sorry Mody. Didn't mean to hurt you.
That naughty girl just finds a way to get me occupied.

I am glad you are back and doing well.

Good luck with your interview. You will actually get the VISA anyway!
HealthRe: Daily Exercise And Food Routine For Those Who Want To Lose Weight by agabaI23(m): 4:56pm On Feb 19, 2013
[quote author=Hour_Glass]Afraid of what? Saliva or Jayzee-like lips? Whichever one, abeg meet me for corner.[/quote]Waited all day but you didn't show up
HealthRe: Daily Exercise And Food Routine For Those Who Want To Lose Weight by agabaI23(m): 7:18pm On Feb 17, 2013
[quote author=Hour_Glass]Agaba that is a challenge above for you o, what do you intend to do.[/quote]You haven't replied my earlier challenge? Are you afraid?
RomanceGive Nigerian Girls A Break! by agabaI23(op): 2:59pm On Feb 17, 2013
Spongers are everywhere

JO LEIGH, 26, of Milton Keynes, gets boyfriends to pay bills
JO lives with her footballer boyfriend and doesn’t ever want a job.
The wannabe WAG is one of four million Brits who — as The Sun revealed last week — have never worked a day in their lives.
She says: “I feel I am too good to be employed. I date and persuade my boyfriends to keep me and pay all my bills.
“Working is so boring — why would you want to do that when you can have a nice rich boyfriend?
“Eventually I hope to marry a footballer, and then I will be safe — I’ll never have to work a day in my life.
“I’m not ashamed to say I am a wannabe WAG and I bet a lot of other girls would like to live like I do, in a lovely flat, and have all their clothes bought for them.
“I met my current boyfriend in a nightclub — where I meet all my blokes. It’s actually very easy. If I fall out with this one I’m sure I will be able to find another one. I left school at 16 and I went to college to do a course in air hostessing. But I found it boring.
“I kept on meeting guys in clubs and several offered to set me up.
“I moved in with one, and then another. I’ve been taken on holidays to Barbados and America — really, it’s like a career in itself.”
Jo doesn’t claim benefits but by choosing not to work, contributes nothing to the public purse or society. She reveals: “My family aren’t thrilled. They would love for me to be independent and to have a job and stand on my own two feet.
“But I love the glamour of my life.
“Now, with programmes like TOWIE, everyone wants a glamorous lifestyle which is all about your hair and nails, designer clothes, spray tans and going out. I think planning for the future is boring — I’d rather live in the moment.”


I've been living off dole since I was 13
ROBERT ALLISON, 44, from Leeds, has four kids, not worked a day in 31 years

Hopeless ... Robert Allison
Ross Parry
JOBLESS Robert Allison has been living off benefits since he left home aged 13.
But Robert, who lives with four-year-old son Nathan, says: “I don’t feel guilty about never having worked because I don’t think it is my fault.
“I’ve been living off benefits all my life since I left home at 13. I stopped going to school so I’ve no qualifications. I’d liked to have worked in a factory but I’ve never managed to get a job.
“I live off £71 a week Jobseeker’s Allowance. It’s not too bad. I get my housing benefit paid and a lot of bills like council tax.
“I’d need to earn quite a bit for it to be worth my while taking a job.”
The Sun is fighting to end Britain’s bonkers benefits system.
But Robert says: “I’m worried about universal tax credit — maybe they’ll force me to take work I don’t want.”
The dad has four kids by two different mothers.
He says: “I’m on my own now, looking after Nathan. It would be hard to get a job and do the school run.

Campaign ... The Sun
“But I keep busy. I’ve a big TV with Freeview and a computer and games which I spend a lot of time playing.
“I get up and get the little one off to school, then I come home and go on the internet. Sometimes I’ll see if there are any jobs, but there never are.
“There are a lot of people round here who don’t work, we support each other.
“At least I’ve never had to starve and always had a roof over my head.”
He added: “I hope the situation’s better for my kids — I wouldn’t like to see them permanently on the dole.”


I'm not a sponger

Unemployed ... Anna Travers
Ross Parry
ANNA TRAVERS, 42, a mum of five of Bramley, Leeds
ANNA has four kids in their 20s — all unemployed — and a 12-year-old daughter, Braidan.
She lives in a council house and says: “I don’t feel like a scrounger.
"I’ve lived on benefits since I left home at 17.
"There’s very high unemployment round here.”
She gets £75 child tax credit and £71 Jobseek-er’s Allowance a week.
Anna added: “I have the things we need — a telly and a computer.
"Life is tough but I don’t want to be forced into a job.”




Rejected 50 times

'Too qualified' ... Sazi Ismaeel
Peter Jordan
SAZI ISMAEEL, 23, of Southall, London, can’t get job after uni
SAZI has been jobless since graduating in media studies in 2011.
She says: “I’ve applied for over 50 jobs in my line of work — but every one was rejected.
“I’ve applied for menial jobs too but they tell me I’m ‘too qualified’.
“I live with my parents and live off £50 a week JSA.
"I wish I didn’t have to rely on handouts and earned my own money.
“My degree just left me with a £12,500 debt.”






myView
By RICHARD CLIFTON, of charity Shaw Trust
WE know how difficult it can be taking those first steps into employment for some people.
But anyone can find work with the right help.
Finding a job is a job in itself and you need a plan of action each day.
Identify your skills and abilities and look for opportunities that match.
Visit your Jobcentre Plus to find information about transport and childcare costs. Prepare and practice for an interview.
For the four million Brits who’ve never worked, getting a job may seem daunting, but by being organised and taking small steps you will get there.


Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4798789/We-meet-some-of-the-4m-Brits-whove-never-worked.html#ixzz2LAGkWPm9
LiteratureRe: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by agabaI23(m): 7:47pm On Feb 16, 2013
Predivine: mazi u r d bomb, ur write up kips me up on nairaland of late
Delete your quotation above please.
LiteratureRe: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by agabaI23(m): 5:39pm On Feb 16, 2013
HotNaijaBabe: Mehn!!!! It's getting hot in here...
I am sure you are not alone.
LiteratureRe: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by agabaI23(m): 5:39pm On Feb 16, 2013
Oge the cowgirl gets her groove going with alcohol. Nice one!
PoliticsRe: Power Minister To TCN: Perform Or Bow Out by agabaI23(m): 2:25pm On Feb 16, 2013
doctokwus: -1 already.Did he ask dem y dey can't perform?Has he done any tour of d transmission facilities to ascertain if dey wud b able to perform or how can u expect adequate transmission of power if d authority has to deal wt outdated& overused transmission lines.I thought wt d high accolades he came wt,a rational rather dan a reactionary approach to issues wud b his guiding principle.
Did you read the article? Did you see anything about data collection and revising the roadmap to address the present challenges based on the data? I don't think you did.
LiteratureRe: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by agabaI23(m): 7:24am On Feb 16, 2013
avicky: Mazi is not pissed off seeing this but if it's French now he'll burst.
Pas de problème.
Mazi understands
LiteratureRe: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by agabaI23(m): 8:40pm On Feb 15, 2013
Soso umunwanyi juru ebe a. Amaghi m na Udi akuko a na-adi unu mma.


Una too pretend women. Na una like this gist pass!
LiteratureRe: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by agabaI23(m): 8:37pm On Feb 15, 2013
Maazi Welldone.
LiteratureRe: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by agabaI23(m): 12:29pm On Feb 15, 2013
Mazi daluu so
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