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Who supplied the carports used as shelters? That's the kókó for me

Fit2Rule:
The dude is lucky that it's just the wedding being called off. Try that shyit wit my sister and you'll be behind bars for assault and battery and i'll make sure you get a real constant shower of unpleasant water while in detention.

Mouth!

chysam:
Oh boy eee,see experience！ Guy you sure say dis no be una game too？

First Degree in Computer Science specialising in Computer Security and Encryption. So when I see what questions my knowledge I must talk

bigtt76:
Funny and it finds its way to the Frontpage of Nairaland.... I'm sure Oga Seun won't find this funny though. Network SIM Card cannot be used to withdraw from an ATM opponent Mods! It's chip encryption algorithm is not the same as that of a debit card nor does it store bank details of account owners. May be if I were not in the industry I would have swallowed it all buh I'm can't

Exactly my thinking! Different information encoded

AdiDami:
Hope you are not trying to learn how to use it?

Nope. I'm just befuddled at how a smart card built for telecoms can be used to withdraw funds from an account it isn't associated with! The information encoded on SIM cards is completely different from those on ATM cards

Really interested in how this con works

brainpulse:
I have always had bad experiences flying Dana on all occasions. The last 2 weeks, it had difficulties landing for 1 and half hours in port harcourt going up and down, it was one of the most dreaded time of my life and finally it landed. Going back to Lagos was bad, flight delayed from 5.00pm to 11.30pm, so many people went back. Flight from Abuja came to pick us eventually that night. I entered Lagos 12.45am.

Flew the same route 9J 341 yesterday. I'm still thanking God

Lonestar124:
If I say I didn't learn anything from dis...I'm trying to make myself a liar

Thumb up my dear poster

Another one you should learn

Thumb up x
Thumbs up

gloria34:
u won cry abi?

No leave d mumu. Hand go touch am

OfemGeomorph:
Make them kuku carry the exercise go Ogun state.
How will they divert 8-9 major road, where person go come pass go event or party.

My wedding that Saturday don get as e be ó. Got to know of this like 2 weeks ago but how I go change date when invites don go out

AK481:
You are a monumental failure to yourself and your family.

This fool doesn't know how people battle with auto correct on their phone while typing.

I was Born by a prostitute.

Fixed.

AdolfHitlerxXx:
Bought perfumes from Italy and shipped it in through FedEx

Was slammed with a bill of over 60k (25%) of the value.

Don't make the mistake of shipping in

1. Large quantities

2. Through FedEx

That's the actual duty Nigerian Customs demand but i had shipped through other courier companies without issues

To be honest, won't be surprised if FedEx guys on Lagos divert this "Custom charges" ...seen a lot of negative experiences online

They can't. FedEx pays the duty to customs then collects it from you

AK481:
Get 2 certificate CCNA and MCSA.

This will show your employees the seriousness and passion in you to learn.

Don’t spend your money learning the skill in-depth,you can only learn better in a production environment,your employee will teach you.

Before you get your CCNA and MCSA you personally need to get your WAEC English

AngelicBeing:
Good question, it is the same useless criminals called customs that aide almost every irregularities in the port, I recalled when I brought in a container, my clearing agent told me that he was advised to reduce the original age on all the vehicles in the container so that he could pay less duty, I frowned at it but before I knew what was happening they cleared the container, my point is customs and almost all the security apparatus at the port are criminals and they deserve to be flogged

So you gave your agent instructions not to falsify information and he did? Against your wish? What did you do about it?

Telegram propaganda which I support!

DankemzI:
Kick an illiterate Buhari out>> vote in technocrats with proven track records like Duke/Adesina

Sadly this combination won't fly in the country. Shame shame shame

Jethrolite:
Doctors find it hard to get employed and many settle for really poor pay in private hospitals. Being a doctor in Nigeria will not guarantee you a comfortable life even when employed.

Also ICT personnel in telecommunications earn way more than the average oil worker. You can not categorise telecommunications companies with servicing companies in the sector, it is like saying getting a job with Chevron (blue badge) is the same with getting a job in Forte oil. You cannot mention Mtn, Glo, Airtel and 9mobile in the same sentence with IHS Towers.

Please conduct better research next time, this does not tell well about your consulting firm and the research it does.

Not true. Oil companies pay packages do not include the perks that come with the job.

TheNigerianMan:
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For once, some rightly refers to whatever clique it is as cabal (singular) not cabals. English really has a flicker of hope in this country

Op please reference the original source not the plagiarised one.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-42137476

nasonaso:
NICE ONE SIR. DO YOU HAVE ANY OPEN SOURCE SOFTWARE FOR HOTELS

There's a few. I get banned whenever I mention softwares here so I'm wary of mentioning any. But a good Google search with search term "Open Source Hotel Management" should point you in the right direction

RentedReality:
Africa's population is in hundreds of millions

Its the wise move to make

If they intend to expand, then we need to take advantage

Government should partner with Samsung Heavy Industries to build capacity in ship making and this can be done by offering tax rebates and other incentives to encourage partnership

Look at the oil industry, 20+ years after and we still have jobs that can only done by expatriates

Thread is about Samsung Mobile bro

What do you mean by "scholarship software"?

Orodje:
Them say Mr eazy nor sabi gaj(dress) but this one worse

Efe you fall my hand, you fall Warri hand

Fall the FULL Warri left hand!

There are free solutions available on android as well as open source solutions. I get banned whenever I mention software names here so I won't mention any. If you need advice message me on Telegram at http:///airsay

Tintinnoty:
can't remember number of times I've installed and uninstalled that scrap of an app.

I doubt if telegram can give whatsapp a run for it money.

They actually are. All the new innovation on WhatsApp already exist on Telegram.

Tintinnoty:
whatsapp keep improving, is whatsapp in competition with another app?







just a asking though

Ever heard of Telegram?

Alertpro:
kayode that is a US trained army. na the vex for the time him use for Afghanistan him go use for una airport pple. lmao

When hin go Panti dem go beat US army from hin body, beat Zimbabwe army enter am. Hin father

angelsboizzzz:
am not an agent but reading what you said that northern cyprus is not a good place to study but let me ask a question, if as a student you work per hour and you are paid #3500 in nigerian currency as a foreigner and you work for just 12 hours in 2 days do you know how much you will be having? #84000. which ministry work do you know in Nigeria pays that amount ? except you wan to still government money bros. as for hardwork anybody don say make you push truck fro cyprus? anybody don tell you make u load bus? you don use the money wey you work buy fuel for gen make light dey your house? you don by candle read? men remember the country you are coming from cos is Nigeria students here in Nigeria can see 84k in two days while in school then Nigeria will have the happiest students in the world. or may be your papa na senator

You be real mumu o! So because you dey see ₦84k for TRNC you be big boy. U don calculate your expenses? You know how much for recharge card? NEPA bill? Food? Transport?

Vicjustice:
Everything that this guy said is nothing but the reality, yet, not even all the negative realities that are mentioned.
I have not only been to Turkey and Greece, I have lived in these two countries, and I am a first hand witness of how blacks are treated: i did see racial profiling with my own eyes in both countries especially from their police officers.
In Turkey, the presense of a couple of blacks in a bus station is enough to attract a squad of police officers into passport control, and the officers are willing to negotiate and accept bribes to let you go.
And in Greece, a black man driving a flashing car (apart from in Athens or Thessaloniki) is enough to cause a high spead chase, and the black man is commanded to get off the car, put his hands on the roof of the car, spread his legs apart while the police officers search him for drugs, and any money that is found on him would need serious explanation: Greek police can't be bribed. Experience would teach you that (as an African) it is wise to cooperate with them through the provoking humiliation or you may make things worse for yourself, except you are a black EU citizen who they usually avoid to prevent intervention from your country

Unfair. Do you know what the Albanians go through? Pontiac Greeks Nkọ? Russians? Eastern European ladies are often raided for prostitution. Yes blacks get profiled but so do many other nationalities. Even Greeks themselves get profiled

moneybag100:
Wao!!! So things are even worse in south cyprus than north...I have a friend who just got a cable visa to study in south cyprus , I will rely this message to him, if he like make he hear.

It's untrue that things are worse in the Republic of Cyprus (erroneously referred to by the OP as "South Cyprus". The Republic is way more developed and more accommodating. The problem is that when Nigeriand get given allow they want allowance. Tell your friend to be cautious about a city called Limassol. Russians run the show there