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remi1444:
what's the name of the company is it a Nigeria based firm? am inquisitive...lolx

Yup Nigerian based. Ruthlessly competitive

supersystemsnig:
Where did i say 1.2M is much?? Show me. By the way, that's for a senior level office not manager... Managers earn 1.8-2.0 and above...Find out you'll see

Still nothing compared to what unit or team leaders earn in the company I talked about

supersystemsnig:
Do you know what the average bank manager earns atall?


Allow me educate you, seems like you don't..A Masters/PhD bank manager earns atleast 1.2 Million Per Month... You can't compare this with the yankee hustler..

And 1.2m is a lot of money? I know a company that pays this to Graduate Trainees

kbit09:
Make sure you are a very very very very patient person n very very optimistic one before you actually apply....lol

Trust me u will really need these two virtues

Do you guys remember this quote? The moniker wasn't lying then.

jeremiah123:
I know like 3 persons who got the job without any experience

Why dignify a rant with an enlightened answer? Why why why?

kissoflife:
I am freaking tired of the wait... hope it comes out good in the end

Patience is a virtue. Some people waited way longer than you have. And the wait was worth it

HungerBAD:
Pretty.

Hungerbad has a thing for a woman in Uniform. Well, all except the women wearing the Nigeria Police Uniform.

Your father was happy you decided to join?you had no option sweetheart. All Israeli's must serve the Country.

Joining the Israeli armed forces is not optional for both males and females,as it is compulsory they serve.

Israel and 23 other Countries in the world have this strange law.

It is the law.

I think the compulsion is for full blooded Israelis. You know that Arab Israelis and Ultra orthodox Jews are exempt. I'm surprised they let her join because there's often the insistence that only those born of a jew (mother is a jew) can join. I stand to be corrected on the last assertion though.

walexyboy:
Says who..... Check past record b4 debunking everything... If u can't contribute, better u keep quiet...

Lemme just keep quiet....

To be honest I think u are over thinking this. It's a trainee opening. No one is going to ask all this from you

walexyboy:
I will suggest we start asking ourselves likely questions... Trust me.. I am not that kinda person who thinks his or her own success is dependent on another persons failure.. So he or she directly or indirectly plots the other persons failure..

This is my first question...

What is the difference between liquefied natural gas and natural gas liquids...

Drop ur answers...

LNG: Methane
NGL: Others higher than methane

TamzyJ:
Eaaaaaaaageeeeeeerrrrr!!!!)
If you havent heard murphy on radio,u need to.
That guy is the bomb
Murphy Ijemba and Sean Amadi got me locked erryday on Brila...
Now on 102.3...if you love sports,tune in...if u want to laugh,tune in...if u need prayers,tune in...cuz Murphy is always eager!!!!

How anyone can call the rubbish that Murphy does as the best sports OAP in the country leaves me befuddled. Yorùbá wey nor done. And thanks to this bit of news cos I never knew it was Sean Amadi he was saying when he said it at 200 words per second pace

bastien:
Some will be here saying UK Phones are cheap? You're telling me 50k to 150k naira is cheap to purchase phone? Na WA o, Nigerians will ship Samsung phones for $40 and sell for $100 in Nigeria, greedy Blackman!



If you know the pleasure and excitement that comes from unboxing a new phone, you won't be talking about UK phones... If I need Samsungs phone I will probably get a brand new one from slot or Microstation! Never will I use a phone with T-mobile or Vodafone logo! Never

Not even if you have to live in the US or the UK and your company provides you an official phone from either of these networks?

onuwaje:
Those of us who grew up in Warri we know how bushy that place is and its close to a River so i am not surprised


Efewestern come see chow o

Na still DBS wey dey Edjeba be dis?

Bahddo:
Microsoft and Facebook aren't tech companies? Lol.

I don't think you even understand what technology means, much less ICT.

How he can say Facebook isn't a tech company is baffling. Does he have any idea neural network algorithms been developed and worked on by Facebook software engineers? I guess when all you interact with Facebook only as a user then U'd be clueless about the heavy lifting on the back end

simiolu1:
While I agree with majority of the companies you have there, please remove Jobberman from the list; it simply does not belong there.

Rather than include Jobberman, I would include Flutterwave--founded by Iyinoluwa Aboyeji and co, flutterwave is Africa's Stripe. Apart from having payment solutions built in house like Barter, flutterwave also powers other payment solutions like Kudi.ai and many more. In fact, their API is so extensible, a lot of people in the payments solution business would prefer to build on it rather than building from scratch. Iyin used to be a co-founder at Andela before he left to start Flutterwave. In the less than 2 years of its existence, Flutterwave has processed over $1B in transactions.

https://techpoint.ng/2017/08/01/flutterwave-raises-10-million-dollars/

While I agree that ToLet.com.ng is growing, I would rather put Paystack up there than ToLet. Paystack was founded by Shola and was the first African company to be funded by Y Combinator. If you don't know YC, please use Google. Some months ago, they crossed processing over N1B monthly. Paystack has also integrated its solution with Shopify and its growing popularity amongst Nigerian merchants is due to its ease of use and very low transaction cost. Paystack charges 1.5% for each transaction it processes and N100 for every payment above N1,500 or N2,500 (I am not sure which one). If you don't think this is a big deal, compare it to the 30% Google and Apple charge to use their payment infrastructure. Did I also mention that their API is sweet to use?

https://blog.paystack.com/the-road-to-1-billion-in-monthly-transaction-volume-at-paystack-2f0ca4b6edbb

Well, this is just my opinion and you can agree or disagree with it.

It will be interesting to see Paystack integrate with Square Register.

Patiently waiting for council termination thread highlighting men's "beer parlour" bellies

cristianisraeli:
if you ask me

na who i go ask

Batty boy/man or chi chi boy/man na Gay aka homosexual

cristianisraeli:
hes a bad bantiboy...bomboclat man!!!blood clat!!!

As u just dey troway words upandan so... Do you know who a batty boy (or batty man) is?

Sezua:
Okay, should i choose to relocate? What is the role all about?

Short term Business Intelligence role. 3 months project.

Sezua:
Lagos

Opening is in Aba.

Sezua:
Bros, Any better?

Location?

Arsenalholic:
Girls life sha...

Just imagine that I'll be fighting with another bruddah over boxers. Is it not boxers? Take it fam and wear it until it makes your John Thomas bigger.

But then again, we don't know the full story here.

U won't understand. A girls pant is more intimate than a guys boxers. Have u ever seen a girl hang her pant outside anyhow? Compare that with guys that can and hang a carton of boxers outside

Zdeenshehu:
Because of the federalism, most NNPC related and FG recruitments are made on quota basis

NNPC is a minority shareholder in NIGERIA LNG. This is not a FG recruitment but a recruitment by a private company. To start hinting at the need for quota system this early is preposterous! Nigeria LNG hire only the best irrespective of where in the country you come from.

PS:
I am resisting the urge to infer where you come from given your moniker. Rest assured that cream rises to the top. If you are good, you are good. Make of that what you will (copied)

Zdeenshehu:
Well said and thank you guys for your.... But wait, does one's geographical location matter in the selection process? I mean should all the best scoring candidates emerge from one state/region, would they be the only ones to be called for the interview or the best scoring candidate will also be selected based on region/states. Just so curious.

As far as I know the company recruits strictly on merit. Why would u be worried about regional recruitment though?

Zdeenshehu:
My second question: Pls as at the entry level, what are the differences between Graduate Trainee (BEng) and the Trainee operator(HND) in the Nigeria LNG ?

Big!
Manager vs Supervisor I believe

Sezua:
Yes i can. Any better for me? Studied Accounting by the way.

Simple test, gimme an Excel function that will split (in two cells) any email into the user name and the host name. Eg if the email is jagbajantis@gmail.com and this is in A1 then A2 should contain jagbajantis and A3 should contain gmail.com

ibroh22:
me self dey look for job.. i don't mind any job, I studied agricultural engineering, graduated with 2.1, I am highly proficient in the use of Microsoft office suite and Autodesk inventor... pls Hlp a bro

Can you handle advanced Excel work? ETL using excel?

BiafranBushBoy:
Wow...

Here in southern Cyprus, Buhari is the Cyprus name for Asshole!!!

Who cares?

Looooolz! What language is spoken in Southern Cyprus?

Looooolz. Vipmen don turn Oracle here

First of there's no club in Cyprus called Limassol. Limassol is a city on the Cypriot coast. Second city after the capital Nicosia. HIV isn't a death sentence. We should all stop stigmatising the carriers.

Eboue, if this is true all the best in your treatment

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