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Romance › Re: Zimbabwean Woman Divorces Husband Because Of Too Much Sex by akaahs(m): 10:28am On Nov 12, 2017
chibabe259:
“ I have endured too much sex. He has sex with me every day for about six hours , to an extent that my private part became painful . I fear I will die having sex. ”

She added , “ I am employed , but my husband has no job but to keep having sex with me"


Shameless woman, ordinary six hours sex per day you no fit endure.
will u keep quite!! u no go fit endure 2 hrs sex talk more of six hrs
Travel › Re: Dora Omoruyi Who Survived Mediterranean Shipwreck Doesn't Want To Return Nigeria by akaahs(m): 10:33am On Nov 09, 2017
Who should I insult now ehhh, is it my great grand father who ran away from d white man for fair of not want to be a slave in their land OR this Edo girl who want to leave Nigeria to d white man land to be a second class citizen? Abeg make una help me choose
Celebrities › Re: Regina Daniels Wows In Matriculation Gown (Photos) by akaahs(m): 7:36pm On Nov 08, 2017
YesNo:
na wa for news

Nairaland will soon turn to "KEEPING UP WITH REGINA DANIELS"

please dont fail to update us on all her academic grades and how she WOWs in all of them
pls bros, e b like say u understand d opps post, i want ask na grown or na gownhuh
Sports › Re: Victor Moses Suffered The Murder Of His Parents At 11 by akaahs(m): 7:25pm On Nov 08, 2017
I stop reading wenger i saw ''catholic pastor''. Pls opps be specific.
Education › Re: After Years Of Graduation, Can You Still Define Your Course Of Study? by akaahs(m): 8:44pm On Nov 07, 2017
Cutehector:
Petroleum engineering is a field of engineering concerned with the activities related to the exploration production of hydrocarbons, which can be either crude oil or natural gas.
where did u hide exploitation
Romance › Re: What Do You Regret Doing With/for Your EX by akaahs(m): 9:42pm On Nov 05, 2017
Sexing her always unprotected
Romance › Re: 6 Obvious Signs To Know Someone Likes You by akaahs(m): 9:38pm On Nov 05, 2017
dollyjoy:
Some guys are generally dumb by default. Show them all the signs in the world they still wouldn't know what up. undecided
abeg try that on me na
Romance › Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by akaahs(m): 8:52pm On Oct 31, 2017
Safiaa:
And this girl should increase her knowledge. A pussy doesn't expand by the amount of intercourse she has had. I can have sex with one man 100 times and another woman can have sex with 5 men, 5 times. So do we measure the size of a vagina by the amount of men, or the amount of times? It's absolute bullshiit. The vagina is a muscle, it retracts back to its original size even after childbirth. Not trying to promote 'oloshoism', but this mentality is ridiculous.

But I do agree with everything else she said.
I don't know where u got this info from but let me tell u even science prove it that a material being over stretch can never go back to its original form again.
Crime › Re: 70 Teenagers Arrested In Yenagoa During Raid. See What Police Will Do To Them by akaahs(m): 8:31pm On Oct 31, 2017
CEEcey:
undecided

I still dont get what people gain from taking hard drugs and smoking


Where are the parents?
It seems everyone is just giving birth with no means of taking care of the child

Most especially d fathers, d kind of irresponsible fathers we have dis days is alarming.

Parent of this days are failing in their responsibility.
Education › Re: Some Facts About Nigeria You Never Knew by akaahs(m): 7:42pm On Oct 30, 2017
RIPEnglish:
Op, how will this went to change the presently current hardships we are faced in the country? angry .
u have now know that anambra waxbill bird and that bird from jos plateau state are only found in nigeria so go catch them nd export them
Family › Re: Parents Crying At The Double Wedding Of Their Twin Daughters In Lagos (Photos) by akaahs(m): 7:29pm On Oct 30, 2017
pyyxxaro:
grin Tears of Joy grin

And also imaging what these bad guys wud be doing to their daughters at night cry cry


Especially the dark guy , e go wicked well well for room cry
ur head dey their, exactly my thought especially d father
Career › Re: My Former Employer Is About To Cheat Me, Please Help by akaahs(m): 7:23pm On Oct 30, 2017
Allsmyles:
Thank you. But i tell you she is trying to play smart. I dont need the money but the excuses she is giving is just what is paining me
oga u just said d small money can buy u something and u are now saying is d smartness that is paining u, which one do u what us to believe?
Romance › Re: .. by akaahs(m): 4:41pm On Oct 27, 2017
Samsimple:
So commiting suicide is the solution abi. just drink sniper, help me greet God for heaven
U have a hand in that brother death, just b ready to answer or accept ur punishment
Politics › Re: Victor Omoregie, Vanguard Manager Dies In His Lagos Office After Slumping by akaahs(m): 8:57pm On Oct 26, 2017
If u work for a living y would u kill urself while working?
Rip to d death
Career › Re: Pic. Meet The First Nigerian Woman To Serve As A Lieutenant In The Israeli Army. by akaahs(m): 8:53pm On Oct 26, 2017
Pidgin2:
Requirements
(1) The following are ways to gain citizenship in Nigeria
By Birth
By Registration
By Naturalisation
By birth-namely- (a) Every person born in Nigeria after the date of independence (October 1, 1960), either of whose parents or any of whose grandparents belongs or belonged to a community indigenous to Nigeria;
Provided that a person shall not become a citizen of Nigeria by virtue of this section if neither of his parents nor any of his grandparents was born in Nigeria.
(b) Every person born outside Nigeria either of whose parents is a citizen of Nigeria.
(2) In this section, "the date of independence" means the 1st day of October 1960.
By registration: 26. (1) Subject to the provisions of section 28 of this Constitution, a person to whom the provisions of this section apply may be registered as a citizen of Nigeria, if the President is satisfied that -
(a) He is a person of good character; t

wo people to testify to that which one should a Religious minister...
(b) He has shown a clear intention of his desire to be domiciled in Nigeria; and
(c) He has taken the Oath of Allegiance prescribed in the Seventh Schedule to this Constitution.
(2) The provisions of this section shall apply to-
(a) Any woman who is or has been married to a citizen of Nigeria or every person of full age and capacity born outside Nigeria any of whose grandparents is a citizen of Nigeria.
By naturalization: 27. (1) Subject to the provisions of section 28 of this Constitution, any person who is qualified in accordance with the provisions of this section may apply to the President for the same of a certificate of naturalisation.
Weldon can come up with a big text book like this?? Anyway thanks
Career › Re: Pic. Meet The First Nigerian Woman To Serve As A Lieutenant In The Israeli Army. by akaahs(m): 4:10pm On Oct 26, 2017
Biko, I wana know how she take be a Nigerian knowing fully her father is an Israeli
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Hit Me With A Sudden News by akaahs(m): 10:12pm On Oct 25, 2017
Philosophia:
Thanks Rokia2, wristbangle, freepop, danladi7, fayded and ilekokonit and others that commented before.

You guys have really saved a life tonight. I'm so glad I brought this here. God bless you all. Thank you all for your advices. I feel better but I have to sleep on it.

My head aches and my vision is blurry but my heart is less heavy.
I will still fast and do whatever prayers I can if not for revelation, atleast to put the situation into God's hands. I don't think God is a God of injustice and I will not be guilty of not doing what she has advised me to do. Since she said she did it, I need to as well.

Thank you all. I will update you as things progress.
Just hope u are posting this from ur heart nd not pretending. Pls do everything within ur power to channel ya energy towards a meaningful venture instead of crying nd wincing like a small baby over woman matter. Be strong bro u ll be just fine trust me, o was there.
Romance › Re: How Can I Win Her Heart Back? by akaahs(m): 9:15pm On Oct 24, 2017
Biko Bros move on, I know is not gona b easy but d Lord is ur strength. Talking out of experience
Crime › Re: Give Me Dollars, Naira Does Not Have Value: Policeman Seeking Bribe by akaahs(m): 11:03am On Oct 23, 2017
Nbote:
One of d greatest lies ever told in dis country is dat
1. D police is ur friend
2. D police is not corrupt..

Oh dats even 2...

https://www.nairaland.com/4132515/e-book-scams-expose
U forget to asd "bail is free"
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Pentecostals Believe That Catholic Church Is Not A Bible Believing Church by akaahs(m): 8:12pm On Oct 22, 2017
amunkita:
No book in d bible instruct we make supplication via Mary...
All generation ll call her blessed, go read ur bible itk
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Pentecostals Believe That Catholic Church Is Not A Bible Believing Church by akaahs(m): 8:09pm On Oct 22, 2017
HungerBAD:
The Catholic right?

I am a Christian, and attend a Pentecostal Church. Churches, just like Christianity, is open to individual definition on how they see it and it has no one clear definition. so your question on why people consider the Catholic something else, will get you a lot of different answers, even if majority will be shrouded in ambiguity.

The Catholic Church did not start getting heat today from people. It started from the time the Church deviated from the Bible, and became a POLITICAL PARTY in the 14th and 15th Century.

The Catholic Church became too powerful.

There was a time in Europe, the Catholic Church had their hands in the choosing of Monarchs, and was heavily into financial racketeering. And it is on record that most Pope from that Era were Closet/Open Gays, who liked little boys, and that problem still persists with the amount the Catholic Church around the World keep paying money yearly to little boys molested by Catholic Priests.

And that is why Martin Luther lead the revolt, that nearly saw the collapse of the Catholic. God bless him.

As an individual, my problem with the Catholic has to do with the way they worship, as it is almost idolatry. Why can't i as a Christian pray to God directly?why do i need one statue, picture or something to intercede for me?why do i need to be calling the name of this Saint or that Saint to intercede on my behalf?

Why do i need to confess my sins in a Booth to another man(Reverend Father) when i can talk to God directly?is the Reverend Father now a gate keeper to God or Heaven?

But all these pale in comparison to one SIN i will never forgive the Catholic for. And that SIN is to make ABLE MEN with WORKING PRIVATE PARTS not be able to MAKE LOVE, or have babies just because they want to be Catholic Priests. Who made that DAMN LAW? God put a D--K on a man's body for a reason, but the Catholic, who in some way are claiming GOD are forcing MEN not to use it, because they want to serve God.

God, when he created MAN in the Garden of EDEN noticed after some days he had KONJI. And so he created EVE to be his helper,both in that Department(KONJI) and other Departments. So why is the Catholic Church reversing God's law?


Most u write a book to answer a simple question? I don't understand d Catholic church reversing Gods law? Is it not the same bible that about either u marry or stay single?
Romance › Re: I Am So Sick: My Man Is Tired Of My Attitude by akaahs(m): 4:44pm On Oct 21, 2017
chinedubrazil:
Op, when i was reading your epistle, i was wanting to get more hints on what you did, but all i was read looks eulogy for guy.

buh i have a suggestion, if you had begged him severally and he refused, sister he doesn't love u.
take heart and move on with ur life, there is someone who can please you like he did. he is not the only apple on the tree dear.
a guy who is adamant to forgive a fellow being, is more likely to be deserted, why? he could cause u pain when u truely trust him. as in in the unforgiving part. humans are not perfect!
sis take heart! and move on.
so u didn't read d part that she was rude, mean, unserious about him abi, na guy u thing say d cause pain for d op. That time that she was giving him attitude no pain the guy abi.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by akaahs(m): 6:16pm On Oct 19, 2017
Anoda script writer don show, d producer don get something to shot, d marketers don get product to sale, d viewers don get story to talk about.
Business › Re: What They Never Told Us About Working Hard In This Present Age by akaahs(m): 2:43pm On Oct 19, 2017
Amberon11:
And this mentality keeps killing us and has placed us light years behind civilization. Why do we feel too entitled? Black americas are the same, they are the poorest group in america because they sit at home do nothing and complain that the govt is racist against them, meanwhile blacks from everywhere else go there and become successful.

You do not need any connections to be successful, Not at all. Your success is not tied to anyone. All that you need to succeed are within your power. Look at ALL the wealthiest people of the world, they had goals and were determined to stop at nothing to achieve it.

There are so many sectors of our economy which are dead. Everyone mustn't have white collar jobs. There are agencies that are willing to assist people in agriculture for just a meagre sum. You can even lease a plot of land for about N10k yearly. Seeds cost less than N5k for a start.The only other things you will need are security and a tank for water supply on the farm and you're good to go.
Pls can u mention d agencies or organisation that are looking to offer loan to farmers?
Politics › Re: We Will Soon Tell Nigerians Names Of All Suspected Looters – FG by akaahs(m): 2:26pm On Oct 19, 2017
OGACLO:
That will make a good reference material for research purposes


Happy to be alive to witness this administration
Shame on u, if u still believe in this administration.
Politics › Re: 2019: No Credible Candidate Besides Buhari – Ortom by akaahs(m): 9:03pm On Oct 17, 2017
bedspread:
With All due Respect,a COMPREHENSIVE CHECK should be carried out immediately in Governor Ortom Of Benue State.. I suspect Some of our leaders are on Hard Drugs..

How does a Man whose people are being Slaughtered without control daily by Fulani Herdsmen utter such

Only a Wicked and Heartless fellow will utter such words...

People are Really Wicked
biko, remove d due respect bcause such a person wit that kind of heart can't b respected by me
Romance › Re: I Broke Up With My Girlfriend - I Need Your Advice [photo] by akaahs(m): 10:21pm On Oct 16, 2017
Go hug a transformer or electric cable
Politics › Re: Plateau Villagers Seeking Refuge Attacked And Killed by akaahs(m): 5:31pm On Oct 16, 2017
coluka:
Funny thing is some of these people that were killed were among those celebrating the murder of innocent unarmed Biafrans in the south east. When will Christians in Nigeria stand with one voice to condemn the incessant killing of Christians in this country. When it happens to fellow Christians in the east or south south, you will see Northern and south west Christians celebrating the murder of their fellow Christians just because they are from another tribe. Christians in Nigeria are some of the most foolish Christians I've ever seen. The Buhari government with their Jan.jaweed army in collaboration with these Fulani herdsmen are sthealthly carrying out a jihad against Christians in this country and the same Christians especially those from The southwest are busy playing tribal politics and celebrating the murder of their fellow Christians. Why do you think the Buhari government is refusing to term these herdsmen as terrorists? The governor of Kaduna rather went to pay them some money. The same government is quick to declare unarmed Biafran agitators as terrorists but these armed murderous herdsmen are just mere criminals. Christians in this country can continue allowing themselves to be divided by tribe and politics while their enemies with one mind continue to wipe them out systematically.
Bros, I can authoritatively tell u no Christian in north is happy with what happened in d south east so pls channel ur to meaningful venture
Education › Re: 200 UNILAG Law Students Barred From Writing Exam Over Class Attendance by akaahs(m): 11:44am On Oct 14, 2017
D Useless student is even comparing himself nd d lecturer who missess lectures. How can u not know 75% attentance? There own is even reduce to 65%
Celebrities › Re: Tekno And Lola Rae Break Up Again, Unfollow Each Other On Instagram by akaahs(m): 10:59am On Oct 14, 2017
Me too, i broke up with my bae, i unfollow her on Facebook nd IG. I hope i make it on front page. Mechwwwwwwwwwwws
Career › Re: For About 2 Years Now, I Get Paid For Doing No Work. I Need Advice by akaahs(m): 2:54pm On Oct 13, 2017
PrecisionFx:
Get another job because firing u won't be difficult.

Meanwhile that company is a fraud, there are making money in illegal ways u don't understand.

No private company can pay u for 2 years without work.
bros, no b all coy b fraudsters. Some coy keep their workforce while hustling for new contract. So don't b suprise when u see a coy doing that.
Career › Re: For About 2 Years Now, I Get Paid For Doing No Work. I Need Advice by akaahs(m): 2:50pm On Oct 13, 2017
chyima:
this issue is particular is related to engineering firm,got a relative who works in one and they haven't done any project for close to 8months,
all they do in the morning resume and they just do personal things till 5 pm and close for the day ,month end they receive their salaries.
he goes to work with movie series to fight boredom.
yeah, bcause they wana use their workforce nd plant equipment to get new contract.

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