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darfur:
selfish thing

lol, its quite unlikely though.

How can they work together after all these months of attack and counter-attack? They have always claimed to disagree. Does Clinton now want to change her ideology?

I didnt think that was funny.

Besides Jonah's 'abscence' from heaven is not in the bible so she is not supposed to believe it!

Uche2nna:
Can we know officially start writing Hillary's political obituary

Not so fast bro, Clinton says she's open to vice presidential spot if it would help Democrats win White House.

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/C/CLINTON?SITE=WIJAN&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

http://www.boston.com/news/politics/politicalintelligence/2008/06/carter_to_forma.html

Former President Jimmy Carter plans to endorse Barack Obama after the polls close tonight in Montana and South Dakota, the Associated Press is reporting this afternoon.

"The fact is the Obama people already know they have my vote when the polls close tonight," Carter told the AP.

There is no one. Your friend is absoultely wrong and has taken scripture out of context.

olabowale:
I did not see this thread as Christian only thread.

Olabowale I wish you were a christian but the poster was very specific:

TO ALL CHRISTIAN NAIRALANDERS

Also, when the bible talks about the heart, it does not refer to your physical heart. Its talking about your spiritual heart. This may be hard to understand but thats the fact.

For instance, the bible says that out of the abundance of the heart, the mouth speaks. If this is so (and it is), why do some good christians die of heart failure?

I for say

**Praiseworship, fast and slow songs respectively. Whereas they mean entirely different things.

tosinadeda:
what do u mean ehn?
dnt u know your mate again?
i was there when they born u

dem born you well?

Esss:
you people should stop it o, are my your mate?

No, you senior us.

true to God, sleep is catching and I'm not joking.

Nice hanging y'all.

Sleep tight!!

Put the bible under your pillow to chase away evil spirits

my mummy said I should not eat outside

[size=15pt]WEE-WEE AND POO-POO[/size]


Traffic jam= Go slow or Hold Up

I will blow you, referring to a punch

Isnt it = SHEBI,

tosinadeda:
wooooo sleep is catching me o

tosinadeda?
tosinadeda?
tosinadeda?

How many times did I call your name?




_duh??

tosinadeda:
seller : oya pay 1500
buyer : ahn ahn 1000 nko
seller : oya e san wo
buyer: 700 nko
seller : ko gba o
buyer : ahn ahn kilode
seller:oya e san wo_{murmuring offcourse}
buyer: 150 nko!!!!!!!!
seller: oloriburuku, oniranu, lorun loma ba ti yin je

lmao from 1500 to 150!!!! omo d person be real poor man oh! me i dey pity some of those market pple when i dey price,


Flaks instead of flask

Cooler (for food etc) = stay warm


Boarding house= bodin ouse

When youre going to bodin ouse, your parent(s) told you "do not forget the son/daughter of who you are"!!!

Your parent(s) most likely told you that they were the best in their class because you were failing

"Look at that boy scoring 90%, does he have two heads"?

henry007:
although my humour is rather dead 2day but who thinkg its annoying when pant's (verbally) being used instead of undepants and it seems there's no going 4ward on that one because come 2moro pants would remain underpants. imagine calling 'g-string' pant

Note that pants, meaning trousers is AMERICAN English. We speak try to speak British English.

Instead of 'move', "dress" or "shift"

"Press my clot" instead of "iron my clothes"

Every suit is a jacket

"Fine thank you" is the cliched answer to "how are you"

When you were younger every boy/girl you called your friend was thought to be your boy/girl friend, esp by those adults,

On the Umbrella.

On the light

Off the tap

on the gas (cooker)

lmao, "open the TV" even when the tv uses remote,

tosinadeda:
a committee has been set up to look into the matter

power sector probe panel
telecomms probe panel
deregulation of the down stream oil sector

oputa panel
7 point agenda
*****says these with whole-hearted optimism for Nigeria*****


You have a head ache but your "head is paining you"!

Sachet water= 'Pure' Water

[size=14pt]WAKA SHEGE DANGOWORO BANZA[/size]

"SHUT UP YOUR DIRTY STINKING MOUTH THAT YOU HAVE NEVER WASHED SINCE YOU WERE BORN; FULL STOP _{*your name goes here*}

tha good ol' primary school dayz,

tosinadeda:
doctor : are the husband
man: yes
doctor: congrats your wife just delivered a baby boy(instead of your has been delivered of a baby boy)


[quote author=sheniqua link=topic=138822.msg2323383#msg2323383 date=1212365941]Chei,I missed this one.
maybe in the west some call it Beichroom in Igboland it's "baite room" when they want to go a step higher than baffroom

with all the book wey them read
seven good years in sch plus carry over join[/quote]LMAO!!! Honestly Ive never even heard the correct thing to show you how bad it is!
Yes oh, some pple say beichroom for west,

Which reminds me of the 'h factor', peculiar to yorubas e.g. ow is (h)everytin? _{how is everything?}





*Light bulb= GLOBE
Cold Water= Ice water
Every malted drink= Malt
Glass= Tumbler

tosinadeda:
lmfao




by the time am through with u ehn, hmmm by the time am through u will see!

*Instead of "what's the time", "what [b]says [/b]the time"?

Abi Aba boys don invent speaking clock?

*Mobile phone is called "set".

sheniqua:
In the baffroom?

No, in the [size=14pt]Beich[/size]room

*Whenever you come back from a trip, especially long trips, the first thing they ask u is what did you bring"?


_{And you diplomatically answer "joy and peace +any other virtue that comes to your head"}

Esss:
And every type of transparent cooking oil is groundnut oil (be it sunflower oil, olive oil, vegetable oil, e.t.c)

And every bottle of olive oil is 'anointing' oil

Emma4dfuture:
Take dis1:What goes up,but never comes down?

Old skool

olabowale:
The prophet said of the heart: There is a piece of Muscle under the cage of the breast. If it is sound (spiritually healthy), the whole body is sound (as in true belief). However when it is deseased (as in disbelief or wrong belief), the whole body is sick (as in giving in to evil and disbelief).

He also said that when a person accumulates sins, the heart gets dark as a result of the sins being dark spots on the heart. When one makes repentance and it is accepted by God, the darkness of the heart begins to disappear.

The hear is very important in the spiritual consciousness of man.

No offence but you didnt answer the question in its context.

@poster youre new, if you had not been viewing the board frequently as a guest.

Word of advice: Many of the 'hottest' threads are arguments. Threads like this that only discuss a particular subject without any arguments are usually found boring by most n'landers

Hope you get some good responses though

[quote author=e_samfor2 link=topic=137357.msg2321185#msg2321185 date=1212323704]Still expecting responses

Thanks[/quote]Arent they self explanatory

funkybaby:
He replaces the razor after four days? That is what he is doing wrong.

Four days is more than enough time for germs, bacteria, fungi and the whole lot to have accumulated on the razor.

Tell your friend to use a NEW stainless steel razor FOR EACH shave . He should dispose the razor as soon as he is done shaving with it.

He should also apply mild antiseptic using cotton wool (i recommend TCP) after he shaves.

Thanks a lot, I'll get back to him. I forgot to add that he cleans with methylated spirit after each shave.

Hello,
       I have a young male friend who has started to grow facial hair around his chin i.e. a beard. However this 'beard' is turning out as a sore sight because of razor bumps.

      I need your help for my friend. I'll describe his shaving process as he described it to me and if there's anything he should/should not be doing, please say so. He shaves with a manual razor; the ones you have to replace into a permanent casing. He replaces the razor every four days. It is as follows:

-Rinses blade and casing in warm dilute antiseptic solution (water + a drop of dettol)
-Rinses face with same solution
-Rubs shaving cream on to face (intensa)
-Waits for about 3 mins and shaves, light strokes downwards only
-Rinses face with warm water
-Applies intensa after shave lotion after bath.



Please, what is my friend doing/not doing? Thanks.