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CrimeRe: Nigerian Fraud Suspect Extradited To U.S. Over Alleged $148,000 Scam - Photos by Albertone(m): 5:43pm On Apr 27, 2022
Jeon:
“If people like you qualified for what people call ‘handsome’ trust me, the earth will be filled with single ladies.”
Whoever is supplying you pickup lines is a clown.

If all ladies resemble you,I'd rather date a goat.
Atleast a goat is wiser and finer than you.
CareerRe: What Are The Requirements To Apply For A Bank Job by Albertone(m): 5:40pm On Apr 27, 2022
Jeon:
“Someone once told me people who say hurtful things have mental issues, please see a therapist at once and have your brain evaluated before it goes out of hand.” or visit the nearest surgeon to reconstruct you fugly face since GOD did you dirty in both appearance and character..

DEVIL HAVE MERCY ON YOU.
Your fulani herdsman husband is not as fine as I am.

When God regretted ever creating humans,it was when he started creating your lineage that made him regret.
Factory defect!
CareerRe: What Are The Requirements To Apply For A Bank Job by Albertone(m): 5:11pm On Apr 27, 2022
BigDawsNet:
shocked

God
Connections
First class
Luck

Follow by the basics requirements
But you dey educated pass these ones na.
Is it not the basic requirements that is more important?But you refuse to mention it.

I don see jeon brother lol
CrimeRe: Nigerian Fraud Suspect Extradited To U.S. Over Alleged $148,000 Scam - Photos by Albertone(m): 5:03pm On Apr 27, 2022
Jeon:
with this attitude of your's I still can't find the name of Albertone in Guinness world record..
Omo you st*pid oo.

What's my biz with guinness record?Is your own name there?

So you're not only ugly, you're stüpid too.The monkey in Ibadan zoo is wiser than you.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Fraud Suspect Extradited To U.S. Over Alleged $148,000 Scam - Photos by Albertone(m): 3:13pm On Apr 27, 2022
Jeon:
Albertone come pick up ur grand uncle that is disgracing Nigerians across the universal.
Across the "universal"?

Go take English classes before quoting me.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Fraud Suspect Extradited To U.S. Over Alleged $148,000 Scam - Photos by Albertone(m): 3:12pm On Apr 27, 2022
All these people like to be hiding under yoruba name!
Flatinoes have taken over all crimes so...
FamilyRe: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by Albertone(m): 3:10pm On Apr 27, 2022
jkuvira:
Because I'm an introvert I have to keep mute in class? Keep silent even though I have the answer? If that is one of the major criterion for introversion I'd have to do some extra reading. Introversion isn't inhibition, mine doesn't inhibit me. If you do not want to talk in class you won't, be it you're an introvert, extrovert or ambivert. Besides we humans in general have the reasons why we talk or don't talk in class.
Introverts don't like to be in the spotlight.
Introverts are ALWAYS quiet except when with the few they are close to.

Everyone know introverts to be quiet almost always.
RomanceRe: How A Married Man Left Me With Black Eyes Because I Complimented His Wife by Albertone(m): 3:07pm On Apr 27, 2022
Jeon:
this is the best treatment that should be given to Albertone because of the fugliness of his characters and appearance that can not be photoshopped..

If brain cells had value, you'd be broke.albertone
How do you know I have an ugly appearance without seeing me?
I am the one that can call you ugly cos I've seen your "orangubaboon" face.
RomanceRe: Is It Possible To Relocate The US For My Music Career? by Albertone(m): 1:56pm On Apr 27, 2022
Lol

If your music is US style,upload it to soundcloud,boomplay,audiomack, spotify.

Promote it in the international community.
RomanceRe: Yul Edochie Has A Second Wife And Child (photo)?????!!!!! by Albertone(m): 1:54pm On Apr 27, 2022
siofra:
Men will disgrace you angry
Did your dad disgrace you?
RomanceRe: by Albertone(m): 1:53pm On Apr 27, 2022
I can't say for others but I sure know jeon is depressed.I mean,you can't be broke,ugly and not be frustrated!
RomanceRe: Who Are Your Celebrity Crush? by Albertone(m): 1:50pm On Apr 27, 2022
Yovanne:
Rihanna is a good chick)) And a lot of people would like her)) But I personally like those Asian girls that look like a type from anime and manga)) You can look at real photos if you go to the site. Has anyone seen these girls up close in real life? Sometimes it seems to me that this is just a fantasy .. but then I watch tiktok and understand that they still exist)
Lol

RomanceRe: Who Are Your Celebrity Crush? by Albertone(m): 1:48pm On Apr 27, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked


Anthony Joshua , Frederick Leonard and Drake
They don't do hoes.
RomanceRe: Who Are Your Celebrity Crush? by Albertone(m): 1:47pm On Apr 27, 2022
Jeon:
wink





GOING RAINBOW .
Are you turning lesbian because no man is approaching you?
Oh!I forgot it's only fulani herdsmen that are wooing you.

If you turn lesbian, lesbians won't be proud to associate with you.Fugly thing.
CelebritiesRe: Nigerians React To Portable’s Shirtless Picture In London by Albertone(m): 12:08pm On Apr 27, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked


The soap were dis niggar use baf no de dis planet.
Please stop using that prostitution's picture to seek attention.
She is based abroad while you are based in a Village here.
RomanceRe: I Like Him, But I Don’t Know How To Tell Him I Do by Albertone(m): 12:06pm On Apr 27, 2022
Medianna:
God forbid.. I reject it in Jesus name.
I'm not judging you.

We have ladies who have high sex drive and are not satisfied by one dick.It's normal.

So, how are your boyfriendsssss doing?
CrimeRe: Two Missing After Visiting Online Girlfriend In Calabar by Albertone(m): 12:04pm On Apr 27, 2022
Hmmm TheFutureIsFemale
RomanceRe: Help! I Can't Stop Masturbating To Pictures Of My Ex by Albertone(m): 12:01pm On Apr 27, 2022
Ifeanyicosta:
I don't know if am the only one that know to the logical way of stopping masturbation.it took me more than 10 years to discover that.for men only
So that men will now be quoting you asking for it abi?
Why not type it out?

Keep your nonsense solution.
RomanceRe: Help! I Can't Stop Masturbating To Pictures Of My Ex by Albertone(m): 11:55am On Apr 27, 2022
Jeon:
KEEP MASTURBATING IT'S GOOD FOR THE HEALTH.
I would have been shocked if you typed something sensible.
RomanceRe: I Like Him, But I Don’t Know How To Tell Him I Do by Albertone(m): 11:52am On Apr 27, 2022
Medianna:
Oga don't confuse us.
I've lost count is an expression of speech here.
It means l can't remember all. It doesn't mean I have lost my memory please.

Excuse me. What exactly are you trying to prove??
You've seen more dicks that porn actresses grin
RomanceRe: How Much Do You Weigh In KG And Is Your Partner Happy About It? by Albertone(m): 10:23am On Apr 27, 2022
Jeon:
yesterday I told you to go home, earth is filled up.. Pls do us the favor and go home.
As I woke up today to continue, I'll wake up tomorrow to continue.I ain't going nowhere.

You have to stop being fugly.It's a disease.
How are your fulani herdsmen toasters?
RomanceRe: How Much Do You Weigh In KG And Is Your Partner Happy About It? by Albertone(m): 10:17am On Apr 27, 2022
Jeon:
YOU LOOK GOOD..
PLS BABY TAKE DOWN THIS PIC.. BEFORE NL TROLL SAVE IT.
Albertone don teach you lesson grin
Post your pic again let me see another shade of your ugliness cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: How Much Do You Weigh In KG And Is Your Partner Happy About It? by Albertone(m): 10:15am On Apr 27, 2022
Jeon:
I weigh 60kg ..@5'10 and my waist is 25 inches when I did my bmi ,they told me I was underweight because of my height and my waist..
So you're underweight and still fugly!
Horrible combo.
PoliticsRe: Opunimi Akinkugbe Walks Son Down The Aisle On His Wedding Day (Photos, Video) by Albertone(m): 9:37am On Apr 27, 2022
FutureIsFemale:
Thank God you said *wanted*.
So when God punishes them,your man too will be affected.
PoliticsRe: Opunimi Akinkugbe Walks Son Down The Aisle On His Wedding Day (Photos, Video) by Albertone(m): 9:24am On Apr 27, 2022
FutureIsFemale:
God please bless me with a good husband.
But you wanted God to punish all men na.
RomanceRe: I Like Him, But I Don’t Know How To Tell Him I Do by Albertone(m): 9:13am On Apr 27, 2022
labake1:
The day you tell a naija guy that you like him, that's when he starts misbehaving angry
Tell him or risk losing him.
RomanceRe: I Like Him, But I Don’t Know How To Tell Him I Do by Albertone(m): 9:11am On Apr 27, 2022
Medianna:
For your mind now want to seduce me with your pim-pim
Growing up I've lost count of how many pim-pim I see and throway head and pass.

My second the the last experience was 2 year back.
If you're familiar with Abj
I was going to old CBN junction to board a car home from Hajj house just beside War College.
Something I for just trek jeje and get there. A man offered me a lift to the junction oo.
I accepted.
We got talking, Just before Nicon hotel to make a U-turn the man has brought out his whole dick out. I couldn't believe my eye at first so I looked again and laugh in my mind but didn't react about it.
Toh me nothing concern me oo if he like he should can be naked for all I care as for as he did not touch me. I was relating it to my guy that evening. I don't know why una gender are like that..
That was not my first nor the last experience.

On a good day I'll just ignore you. But next time you see medianna.
No hawking!
No waiting!
Keep moving!
At first,you lost count.
Then you proceeded to mention your second and last experience meaning, you had just two experiences.
Later you claimed it wasn't your first nor last experience.Meaning you had more than two.

Fear God with this your confusion o.
RomanceRe: What Can I Do To This Feeling? by Albertone(op): 5:57pm On Apr 26, 2022
anslemarinze52:
Guy breakfast no be yur mate??
You fee cope with Ham?
We go experience am 1 day.
RomanceRe: What Can I Do To This Feeling? by Albertone(op): 5:56pm On Apr 26, 2022
Jeon:
Through a process called photosynthesis, leaves pull in carbon dioxide and water and use the energy of the sun to convert this into chemical compounds such as sugars that feed the tree. But as a by- product of that chemical reaction oxygen is produced and released by the tree



Light travels faster than sound which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.
Nice googling grin

My last reply to you on this thread.
If I come across you on another thread, I'll fire you cheesy
RomanceRe: What Can I Do To This Feeling? by Albertone(op): 5:54pm On Apr 26, 2022
Jeon:
I’d slap you but I don’t want to make your face look any better...

FUGLY GREEN QUASIMUDO THE HUNCHBACK OF NORTE DAME.
Childish comebacks.

Even my neighbor's 3 year old son has better comebacks than you.
RomanceRe: What Can I Do To This Feeling? by Albertone(op): 5:52pm On Apr 26, 2022
Jeon:
You’re like the end pieces of a loaf of bread. Everyone touches you, but nobody wants you.

Somewhere out there, there’s a tree working very hard to produce oxygen so that you can breathe. I think you should go and apologize to it.


JUST SHOW RESPECT TO THE TREE IF YOU GOT NO RESPECT FOR HUMANS.
So tree produces oxygen? grin grin grin grin grin
Your mental derailment is serious than I thought.

I will never forget a baboon once told me that tree produces oxygen.

Psycho cheesy
RomanceRe: What Can I Do To This Feeling? by Albertone(op): 5:48pm On Apr 26, 2022
Jeon:
do you know that your face makes onions cry.apart from that you can’t Photoshop your ugly personality...


HOW MISFORTUNED
1.Have you seen my face?
2.I had no idea the onions of you baboons do cry.

Mentallo cheesy

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