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Romance › Re: Small Pennis Wahala by Albertone(m): 10:17pm On Jun 22, 2021

ChoCho54:
The reason you want to make money is to be able to sex any woman of your choice, truth or false.
The first real money wey enter your hand now, you no go remember your mama. Na correct kpeku you go buy first.

Nah!
Just to be able to secure my future and ensure my future family gets the best out of life.
I don't need money to straff.My looks alone got me covered.

I love the seas

Technology Market › Re: Altigo Power Bank (strong Battery) by Albertone(m): 8:21pm On Jun 22, 2021

nurex01:
yes, sure. But did you purchase it from this same guy?

No I didn't purchase from him.
But I have the same type.
Thanks!

Crime › Re: Doctor Jane Ofoma, Ex-Soldier Ibrahim Musa Arrested For Drugged Cookies, Cocaine by Albertone(m): 6:40pm On Jun 22, 2021

CHIOMA

Hmmmmmm

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Crime › Re: 7-Year-Old Boy's Hand Cut Off In Kwara By A Suspected Ritualist (Graphic Photo) by Albertone(m): 6:34pm On Jun 22, 2021

Lewisjohnson:
Ewedu nd Amala at it again,
Its her handwork

So Kwara is an "Ewedu and Amala" state? undecided

See the type of people I share NL with.TBH,registration on NL should be by IQ!

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Technology Market › Re: Altigo Power Bank (strong Battery) by Albertone(m): 6:16pm On Jun 22, 2021

nurex01:
Tested & trusted. I was scared firstly when I wanted to send him money but the guy delivered it. Ashhakawi is Legit, patronise him. I can Vouch for him. Thanks once again, Chief Ashhakawi. Picture attached.

Are you still using it?

I'm having issues with mine here.

Crime › Re: El Chapo's Cartel Tortures And Publicly Hangs 2 Rival Gang Members In Mexico by Albertone(m): 2:29pm On Jun 22, 2021

AdaSunshine:
Gangsterism!
One problem we have to be thankful Nigeria is not notorious for.

Mexico has taken over from Colombia as the world's most dangerous country ravaged by drug cartels.

How about cultists??

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Politics › Re: Osinbajo: Social Media Won’t Transform Lives, Join Politics by Albertone(m): 2:26pm On Jun 22, 2021

babyfaceafrica:
politics is a dirty game everywhere, don't let American suits decieve you

Do American politicians use cultists to attack their opposition supporters?
Do they shed blood on election day like Nigeria?
Do they have to belong to one occult group or the other to be able to win elections?
Do they go to shrine seeking diabolic means of empowerment?

If you are close to politicians, you'd understand.Even if it is local government level.

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Politics › Re: Osinbajo: Social Media Won’t Transform Lives, Join Politics by Albertone(m): 12:10pm On Jun 22, 2021

TheRareGem1:
The thing is, youths are always unwilling to accept the truth. If you want to make real change, join politics and stop the noise making. Simple

If you live in Nigeria,you should know that politics here is a dirty game.It is not who we want that wins but rather,who "they" want!

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Politics › Re: Osinbajo: Social Media Won’t Transform Lives, Join Politics by Albertone(m): 12:07pm On Jun 22, 2021

Jhayphil:
Its a pity you understand nothing.

Tell me how?

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Romance › Re: Small Pennis Wahala by Albertone(m): 12:02pm On Jun 22, 2021

siofra:
Why do you love the seas?

Why do you want to know?

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Politics › Re: Osinbajo: Social Media Won’t Transform Lives, Join Politics by Albertone(m): 3:50am On Jun 22, 2021

okefranci:
I beg who dey say potopoto ? She na you who no use your medulla Oblongata while talking or who? Foolish

Why e dey pain you?
Na your papa?

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Crime › Re: 40-Year-Old Man Rapes 60-Year-Old Woman In Ogun (Photos) by Albertone(m): 3:49am On Jun 22, 2021

ELKHALIFAISIS:
When ever I see rape on nairaland.com I need not to check because I knw it must be Afonja... these people their pricks no get boundary they can shift any pants even dead people in the mortuary are not spared.... Afonja Amaka

Whenever I see kidnapping news,I know it must be arewa herders and bandits.

Whenever I see drug pushing news,I know it must be the flat headed IPOBS!

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Crime › Re: 40-Year-Old Man Rapes 60-Year-Old Woman In Ogun (Photos) by Albertone(m): 3:46am On Jun 22, 2021

[quote author= post=102953370]OGUN: Man, 40, in Police trouble for raping 60-year-old woman

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/06/ogun-man-40-in-police-net-for-allegedly-raping-60-year-old-woman/?amp=1[/quote]The mümü still hold his D.You even get time to remember your D....

Maybe our dear oloshos should start broadcasting their commercials on radio and TV to create awareness.They should also discount regular customers,give bonuses like free BJ,give free kpekus for the first 5 people to patronize them etc
Maybe men will patronize them more and stop raping...

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Family › Re: My Dad Abandoned Us In The Hospital - Nigerian Lady by Albertone(m): 3:34am On Jun 22, 2021

Why using your hand to cover since you don't want to dress sensibly?
The father is an OG to have sensed it was a future farm tool his wife was carrying in the womb and gave birth to.He shouldn't have beaten the woman tho.
Sir,you deserve a crate of chilled beer..

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PS:

Why are people wicked?
Someone said it was the proceeds of hoeing that bought her the dress.And the car is for one of her numerous customers.

That's too extreme fam!

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Travel › Re: Petrol Tanker Explosion In Okene, Kogi State (Photos, Video) by Albertone(m): 3:28am On Jun 22, 2021

tiremi2:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHV3Cj7uoAg

Why are you showing us farm tools? angry

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Travel › Re: Petrol Tanker Explosion In Okene, Kogi State (Photos, Video) by Albertone(m): 3:27am On Jun 22, 2021

vedaxcool:
But if it happens in US or beerfraud it is succeeding state right?

The rate at which it happens here,is it the same with the rate at which it happens there?

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Politics › Re: Buhari Appoints Ekpungu EFCC Secretary, Names Board Members by Albertone(m): 3:25am On Jun 22, 2021

truthfulparrot:
Nice one PMB! Keep it up

If Buhari wants to go for a third term,it is people like you that will support him.
If you are a northerner,fine!If you are not,e don be for you be that o.

Thank God the baba did not fill the posts with his fellow herders.

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Politics › Re: Osinbajo: Social Media Won’t Transform Lives, Join Politics by Albertone(m): 3:20am On Jun 22, 2021

Make potopoto dey commot for VP mouth!
No be shame be that?A whole vp, professor and pastor!

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Education › Re: Akwa Ibom Uni Expels Ekpo Iniobong For Facebook Post About Governor Udom by Albertone(m): 3:17am On Jun 22, 2021

There is nothing wrong with what the guy said.
That is why you shouldn't expose your details publicly.His university was traced because the publicized it!

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Education › Re: Ekpo Iniobong Threatens To Sue Akwa Ibom University Over His Expulsion by Albertone(m): 3:13am On Jun 22, 2021

Sabi boy.E no dull at all!

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Food › Re: Honeywell Spaghetti Releases “Mini” Version As Food Prices Increase (Photos) by Albertone(m): 3:11am On Jun 22, 2021

Abi ki n salo ni

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Romance › Re: Why I Stopped Sex-chatting Ladies by Albertone(m): 11:10pm On Jun 21, 2021

SanctifiedSista:
. [center][/center] LadyRosa, Another one ..
Albertine, u wld say such becos u are his fellow comrade, it's Ok. Heed to the advice and u will go far in life

It's fine if you think I support him because of whatever reason you gave.

The earlier you realize you can't be always right,the better.

Romance › Re: Small Pennis Wahala by Albertone(m): 10:58pm On Jun 21, 2021

Why are y'all talking about sex huh

Go make money!

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Romance › Re: Ibadan Woman Dies During Sex Romp With Lover Who Drank 'Man Power' by Albertone(m): 10:57pm On Jun 21, 2021

Nigerian men only knows how to have sex and multiply in poverty!

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Romance › Re: Why I Stopped Sex-chatting Ladies by Albertone(m): 10:52pm On Jun 21, 2021

Savedday:
9ja girls are out to add more burden to your life instead of softening it.

In mosdii voice: They are all useless..... All of them!

Very soon,we will see your pre wedding pictures with a Nigerian girl.Who is deceiving who? grin

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Romance › Re: Why I Stopped Sex-chatting Ladies by Albertone(m): 10:50pm On Jun 21, 2021

SanctifiedSista:
LadyRosa, see one of them ..u are right ooo..lol..but prayer can turn anyone,I will continue
Free spirited, I don't claim to preach, I am recommending what works , Jesus Christ is ur example so don't look for perfection in me..

He might have typed in a rather rude manner.But there is sense in what he typed.

Romance › Re: Why I Stopped Sex-chatting Ladies by Albertone(m): 10:46pm On Jun 21, 2021

Ishilove:
This generation and sex.

T for tufia!!

Like say una no dey gbensh angry

Travel › Re: If I Gave You A MAGIC WAND Which Country Would You Move To? by Albertone(m): 8:02pm On Jun 21, 2021

Glozanne:
Hey nairalanders,

Naija is hot now.. Many people are seeking ways to #japa . If you have a magic wand which country would you want to move to?

I heard people saying #CANADA . I heard you loud and clear. There are steps to follow and guess what you can apply yourself nice and easy.

Don't pay a consultant except you are busy. I am a Nigerian based in Canada and I love to talk about How to settle and move over. Check my YouTube channel @brownsugar tv and let me know if you have questions I am always happy to help.
https://youtube.com/c/BrownSugarChannel

Again, I am not advertising I really wanna help.

God bless.

Gloria

Germany!!

Ich liebe Deutschland!!
mein Lieblingsland!!

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Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Albertone(m): 7:28pm On Jun 21, 2021

olalekan9320:
What else is there to investigate ?

You PM'ed me.
I don't have access to my mail..
How can I be of help?

Celebrities › Re: Regina Daniels Celebrates Her Husband, Ned Nwoko On Father's Day (video) by Albertone(m): 8:11am On Jun 21, 2021

Venlony:
He is not bleaching,that's effect of too much intake of alcohol.

If that were to be true,only a little percentage of nigerian men should be dark skinned.

Politics › Re: Fathers Day: Phillip Shaibu Leads Altar Boys During Celebration by Albertone(m): 12:19am On Jun 21, 2021

oshozondii:
PHOTO NEWS: Edo State deputy governor, Phillip Shaibu, leads other Altar Boys during the Father's Day celebration at St Paul's Catholic Church in Benin City, Edo State, on Sunday.

https://twitter.com/LeadershipNGA/status/1406617480831905792?s=19[/quote]Abeg shey altar boys go dey kpansh or them no fit?

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