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bedfordng:
this shouldn't be an excuse as there are laptops you can get for less. some people can buy a phone of 70k and they would tell you they can't afford a laptop even when that 70k can get them one if they go for fairly use.

you have to start small. the irony here is that some of us buys high end phone that could have been used to buy laptop without even taking note of that

Thanks.You are right to some extent.

But I want you to understand that there are people whose standard of living is way below yours.

Will I be able to save for a laptop if I am still looking for money to feed?

Rolexjerry:
Are u sure you are well-versed in all these languages? You even mentioned JavaScript.
Na so one guy dey boast for my area, I gave him a small homework on extending classes and overriding methods in JS. He failed woefully. Bros calm down ooo

You quoted the wrong person.

But then,you keep on learning js.You can't learn all in a day.You happen to know more than that guy doesn't mean he doesn't know js,he has just not gotten to your level of knowledge

coconat:
SOAPY DEY BRING BAD LUCK O... I SAY IT AGAIN. E DEY BRING BAD LUCK.... DONT B DECEIVED FOR ANY REASON PLS.

E give You badluck?

seanwilliam:
I remember u . How things brotherly . God no go shame us o

Everything just dey anyhow but we go survive.

Happy sunday bro

chatinent:
We all have experiences!

Why were you tortured, slapped or beaten to a pulp?


Crime?


Answering a call by their checkpoints?

Dating sb they want?


Power pass power?

Mine: when I went for the training, a female soldier met me and said “kai, my side crush.. kai, you dey do as if you no dey hear me baa..you come here to do fine boy shey? For my hand you go buy job tire as I don see say you go turn white fowl.“


I stood at ease in submission.


I waited for a while before moving so she wouldn't say I was disrespectful.


I moved when she threw her first leg to move.

Na so she ordered me to come back.

She begin chawwoos me dey yarn me say so I no know wetin I suppose talk before I move.

I was like abi is it yes or no I'll say or what. If I said yes now, she'll think I responded to her question that I didn't know what to say. If I said no, she'd still think it's the no-response to this question...with her forgettiing the discussion we earlier had had no question.

Mehn. I come say “permission to carry on, ma.” She replied: “as what na? Sweetheart, you don enter my parade.”

Nna eh. (But sha, later later, the lady was really into me sha)

Na so she call her regular say she caught me staring at her hips, say I come dey chyke am.


OMG!

I no fit talk.

I wan cry.


Baba say I don buy job.

Rest is history.




Please share your experiences.

Clown!
You don't address a female soldier as "Ma".Rather,you say "Sir".

By the way,your story is made up.No female soldier will show she is into you except when off duty and outside the duty post.She fit con use style toast you like a civilian without the punishment threat.

seanwilliam:
lol ye, I don piss for body. This guy u no well Atall .. which one be brainless bat


Anyway I really don’t believe in this bad luck of a thing .. but I believe in coincidence ..

2days ago I fhuck a girl , she left , my two phones charger burnt , laptop charger burnt , new expensive charger I bought self lost that same day ..


Lost so much on bad investment that same day .

I begin Dey think say na the girl carry Ill luck give me.. it was this morning I realized that the power voltage was so high that it spoiled my neighbors things too from their fridge to filter to tv.


And I didn’t know cos the bulb I’m using na all this designer bulb Wey u no go know if him full.


About the bad investment , person told me about something on WhatsApp and I didn’t bother to make further research I just put money , gbam! Naso all the money gone .




Everything is now my fault to Be honest.

But I don use it as game on the girl by telling her I’m going through depression ( God forbid ) so that she no go find me come house ( I’m not chasing her , I’m not just ready for commitment )..



So most things that happened to us are most due to bad plannings or poor observation



If I mastubate , I will never have a productive day cos I will just be so weak and sleeping all days ..



So all those things no mean jare ..


Im not denying if spirit exists or not. I’m talking for myself

Egbon sean,na you be this?E don tey wey I don hear from you o.You fit no remember me but if you check your mail,we don yarn before.

Egbon show your boy love na.Sapa wan murder me

SegFault:
I'm a pro in C and C# though c#'s new features are making my skills a bit outdated, and I hate MVC like die, I'm well versed in C++, html, css and javascript plus bootstrap too, I fucking love bootstrap like die, before the laptop I was using got taken by the owner I was messing with operating system development and was working on a small compiler (llvm was going to do the dirty job of assembly code translation)

Nice one.

You don't have a niche?

hmmmm

SegFault:
What about funds to buy laptop, I'm just tired of this programming horseshit, going back to writing.

Lol we are in same boat.

How far have you gone with programming?

You forgot access to laptop/computer.

I stopped coding because I couldn't have access to a laptop anymore.And I have passed the stage of using phone to code.
The zeal is still in me sha...

Omogelle:
This one travel pass buba

buba and sooro.

thatthickgurl:
I'm learning web development, to an extent, I Know HTML and CSS, but it's like every time I look, there's always something I'm yet to learn. I feel like it'll take me up to 10 years to be proficient.

I checked a thread and I was seeing strange languages; ReactJs, Native, Kotlin,e.t.c

lol

It's one step at a time.Html and css is just for structure of a web page and styling.You will still need javascript for interactiveness of the web page.You see that reactjs,It is a framework bulit on javascript.There are other frameworks too that makes coding javascript easier.We have vuejs,angularjs etc.You don't need to know all.
With all these,you're done basically with frontend.

Now backend,this is the sever side in which all underground work is done.You need any programming language:Ruby on rails,php,python,java,nodejs(a javascript framework for backend) etc.Just pick one.
You also need to know dababases:Mysql,mongodb etc.

So basically frontend:Html,css,javascript,any javascript framework.
backend:Any programming language(they all have pros and cons,so pick wisely).The most common is php and nodejs....pick a database language.
You can learn all these in a year,provided you learn and practice for hours everyday.

As a web developer,learning never ends.Why?
Because technologies are changing and you have to be up to date,you will take on tasks that will require more than what you know,you will discover that something is lacking and you need to know it(as you gain more experience).

thatthickgurl:
I fee like I'm doing the wrong thing, I am so overwhelmed

We Don't know your mind.Tell us what is going on.

tot:
Haha..exactly. now you get my point.

shush!

And You felt the insult was a nice reply.What type of introvert are you guys?Y'all are too serious for my liking.

Rushna27:
both ain't needed ooooo �����

Rushna27:
Lesson for dose who are ready to learn cos not all dat glitter is gold.... assurance yaff finish niyen oooo

Please be my baby mama.
I will give you insurance join with assurance.

saphiere:
It will never be well with Davido if he does not do the needful.

This is for every girl out there to learn a lesson


Davido has daughters. May this he has done to Chioma and many more be upon his daughters in Jesus name I pray Amen.

Davido, I redraw peace from you wherever you are. You shall have no peace until you do the needful.

You are cursing a well know frat boy.Let his sympathizers map you out.

una no dey fear?Hian!

Idiko1:
Why would the EFCC and CBN arrest anybody for what he\she does with hard earned money? Once the currency is in circulation, it cease the protective leverage it enjoyed under the custody of CBN.

This is why when nigerians go abroad,there is a lot to be unlearned.

You can't even fold a usd bill into two,let alone squeezing.

udemzyudex:
There isn't much?

Funny you, don't say what you don't know.

Obviously,he can't even do a basic reading with a multimeter.He thinks it's all about replacing screen,ram,thermal paste,processor etc.

Tell him to draw 5 volt from a capacitor to power a cooling fan,draw 3 volt to power the screen backlight(or fuse it) and he will fry the whole motherboard.

joefelin2345:
A point of correction pls, it was only Zik that was most likely tipped off probably by Ifeajuna . His Personal Physician attest to the trip upon trip that they had until when he had to abandon him when Zik going to Haiti after Merry go marrying round the globe. Okpara was at Enugu to see off Archbishop Macarious of Cyprus who decided to pay a visit to Enugu after the Commonwealth Conference on Southern Rhodesia now Zimbabwe in Jan 1966 in Lagos. Zik was to later return to Nigeria quietly.

The person you quote died in 2019

mutter:
Wooh!
It's a pity.
I just wanted to step in...

But the shut up from poster hs sent me back into my shell.

Hallo.Wie geht's?

The5DME:
[s]All your potential helpers,you have cancelled their comments lol

Feel free to cancel this one too,if that's what will ma[/s]

You're irredeemable

The5DME:
I'm really tired of this life. I'm tired of this abject poverty I was born into. I have literally no one to help me here. No aunty, no uncle, no family member to help me, no father too. You don't know what it feels like to not have most of the things you really wanted as a kid. It sucks, trust me.

I really want to learn how to code but the main obstacle has been how to get a Laptop. It's really frustrating to see that some people can just ask their parents for whatever they need and it's done. Mine is a different case: my parents never have enough to get me what I want. Sometimes I really wonder why I was born into poverty.

All I need in this life at the moment is just a LAPTOP, that's all. Even if God were to ask me what I need right now, I'll tell him I need a laptop. But the issue here is that I can't afford one by myself. I know some people will say why can't I go and get a job but trust me, this year alone; I've submitted and gone for interviews for 5 jobs, but the pay is always the issue. I don search for job so try me sef don tire to search again.

I presently work at a job where I earn 13k per month excluding transportation and feeding and other things. How do I save at least 50k from this meager salary to save for a laptop? The jobs I got, when I subtract transportation and feeding, the remaining amount is not even up to what I earn at my present job. The reason I need this Laptop is to learn this coding, be good at it and start earning from it as it's very lucrative.
Please, help me in any way you can. Even if you have a dead laptop I can repair and use or anything, please help me. I'm in my knees begging.
I don know who to turn to anymore. My single mother just a petty trader who can help me. I have no father. Please, this is not a scam. If you can't help me, at least if you can help me with a job, I'll appreciate it. I've begged a lot of prominent nairalanders but got rejection from them all. Some even totally ignored me. I know they don't owe me anything but please, I beg you with God. I don have anyone else to turn to aside this place. I'm just a teenager who refused to do fraud.
Ive even begged some famous celebrities before.

In goin to attach a pic of my account balance. That money is all I have to take care of myself for this month including transport and feeding and other things. How do I save from this ?

This is genuine. I'm not a scammer. I can provide any proof you need to prove my authenticity.

All your potential helpers,you have cancelled their comments lol

Feel free to cancel this one too,if that's what will make you stop crying and begging.

doggedfighter:
Hi, dearie.

What's up with you?

iamyemiakins:
How you go even expect make she post am.

Guy! You sef!

You think I too can post my picture just cos a random person asked?
Life no serious reach all these level oo

tot:
Yeah right!

Happy Sunday to you too.

After every every,you still no later post am.

tot:
Why you no post your own pic now, abi you no get?

No one asked for it

Happy sunday

flokii:
My own tips..
1) Attend lectures and avoid back seats.

2) Read and write or jot things down as you read.. it's okay to read a single page over and over again till you grasp something.

3) Avoid distractions from opposite sex during classes, library, tests or exams. E get why!

4) Attend evening classes by the gurus and Ajes wey sabi. it will help you.

5) Shun cultism.

Oluwa ma wa pelu yin o.

But what causes forgetfulness of what one has read.After grasping and understanding,by the time I am revising on another day,it will be as If I'm reading for the first time

[quote author=iamyemiakins post=100268904][/quote]Till jesus come,una no fit see her pic

nosagold:
Thanks!

No, it’s the syntax for a ternary operator in JavaScript and it evaluates thus

condition ? execute if condition true : execute if condition false;

Okay thanks

tot:

tot:
What is going on here? Abi you people have shacked Hennessey before coming online

Lerrus see how you look like