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RomanceRe: This Girl Is Bugging My Life. What Should I Do? by alizma: 10:47am On Dec 13, 2022
Thebest12:
There is a girl I asked to be my girlfriend. She said no to me. But she keeps disturbing me. Chatting me up everyday. I have tried to snub her several times but she keeps sending messages.

Pls what does she want and how do I get this girl out of my life . I want to block her, if I do so am I not overreacting?
Invite her to visit you, the picture will become more clearer from there.
PropertiesRe: My Landlady And Her Daughter Want To Finish Me! by alizma: 5:37pm On Dec 12, 2022
Oberhiri141:
Ever since i packed into my new house, my landlady and her daughter have been disturbing my life one way or the other.

One day, I gave my landlady 10kg of mama gold rice which was given to me at my place of work and then the following morning she called me and asked me to lend her 10k.

I think she has taken my kindness for weakness and as for her daughter, her own inordinate request for money is unbearable. If it's not meatpie today then it's recharge card or even hair cream.

Please, Elders in the house, how can I cope with this burden?
I understand your situation, I does happens but now that you can't cope with it, you have to break the yoke, form sickness for two days, tell them you even need to go to hospital and the moment after that, any request that comes, use the money you spent on your health as excuse, continue like that until they find alternative or adjust to the level you want them to adjust
PoliticsRe: Debt Servicing To Gulp 123% Of 2023 Revenue by alizma: 7:36am On Dec 12, 2022
More reason why Tinubu is needed before it's too late
PoliticsRe: Thank You Tinubu, Lagos State Ranked The Best City To Live In Africa by alizma: 11:19pm On Dec 11, 2022
One question will solve the problem, if Lagos is the worst city to live, why is it that some people and their family members will do everything to get to Lagos through night buses? In fact they can commit suicide if you deny them entry to Lagos.
Una dey deceive una village people
CrimeRe: With One Year Left To Live And Spend 8 Billion , Yahoo Boy Becomes Apprehensive by alizma: 11:46am On Dec 11, 2022
seanwilliam:
grin Lol. Una sabi believe nonsense. Which ritual go give you 8b
The guy is only using that as a cover up, he must have stolen someone's money or someone somewhere is using him to hide some reasonable amount of money.
Christianity EtcRe: I Was Tempted In The Church $$, And I Did This. by alizma: 12:34pm On Dec 10, 2022
Oyiboman69:
Dollar in a naira environment....
Na so una take talk say Buhari promised una $1 to #1.
All through the message, E get anytime wey op take mentioned naira envelope? But you choose to invent that for yourself, ok continue.
Forum GamesRe: Can You Provide The Correct Answer To This Puzzle? Photo by alizma: 12:04pm On Dec 10, 2022
Skylord247:
Any other answer apart from 23 is wrong. Please use your BODMAS
Can you show us your working? I want to learn
Forum GamesRe: Can You Provide The Correct Answer To This Puzzle? Photo by alizma: 12:00pm On Dec 10, 2022
Solofresh2:
Let me try grin
Answer is 23
The answer is 13,
The wine glasses are half full, making both of them equal to 2, recall that one full wine glass is 2, so half full wine glass is 1. But in the equation we have two half full wine glasses. If you agree with the above explanation, then apply your BODMAS and you will have these calculations below
3+2x5
3+(2x5)
=3+10
=13
Forum GamesRe: Can You Provide The Correct Answer To This Puzzle? Photo by alizma: 11:57am On Dec 10, 2022
Promzy99:
What happened to BODMAS?
He forget am for school
PoliticsRe: Ifeoma Nwankwo Knees To Greet Tinubu At Chatham House (Photos) by alizma: 7:20am On Dec 10, 2022
Nice one, it's our culture, it's our way, don't try to steal it from us. Keep it up our darling mother, sister, wife and daughter.
PoliticsRe: How NNPC Raised Crude Oil Production From 900,000bpd To 1.6mbpd (Video) by alizma: 5:22pm On Dec 08, 2022
God1000:
And yet there's fuel scarcity right now in different parts of the country.


This government is a big joke.

Affliction will not rise the second time, vote Peter Obi for president
Do you know the lead time?
FamilyRe: I Have Arrested My Wife by alizma: 7:24pm On Dec 07, 2022
co787:
My wife and daughter traveled to her village in August for 3weeks and they were supposed to be back before the school resumption but she changed her mind saying her mother was seriously ill that she has to extend her stay which was fine by me and when they returned back I noticed that she has lost so much weight which I asked her why she said it was due to the stress of caring for her sick mother which is normal.

She is her only daughter and oldest of 4 her younger ones are boys so they cannot take care of their mother better than her. Here is the reason I got her arrested, during her stay in the village, her 14 years old brother raped my daughter. This is one of the reason she overstayed in the village. She didn't tell me anything about my daughter being raped she and her mother had decided to give her treatment and cover the idiot that repeatedly raped her and when she came bck she didn't say anything to me but she confided in her prophetess which in her turn has started spreading news until it came to my ears that my own daughter was raped and her own mother has kept quiet and I can imagine if it was a member of my family that did the abominable acts the whole world would have heard it and she would have done everything in her power to put in prison.

But because it is her own brother, she has decided to keep quiet and not knowing the world is small and not secret is hidden forever. I took my daughter to the hospital the result has confirmed she was tampered i was devasted she has been the best wife to me and she has helped me and my sisters to reconciled in the past but what she has done to me it is unforgivable and I have arrested her and when I bail her I will divorce her and take custody of my daughter.

I don't know if I need advice or not but your input and suggestion are welcome I will be reading all your comments.
Putting myself in your shoes, I can understand how bad you feel, not just that your daughter was raped but that her own mother, your wife could deny your daughter justice and denied you the knowledge of what had happened to your daughter. However, I want to plead that temper justice with mercy by not going for divorce except something in addition to this gives you the go ahead. My reason is that by the time you go for her bail, I expect that she should have understood the gravity of her offense. So please , except for any additional or further reasons, do not go for divorce. Your wife actually felt bad too but blood they say is thicker than water.
PoliticsRe: 2 Teleprompters As Tinubu Spoke At Chatham House - Jaafar Shares Photo by alizma: 11:38pm On Dec 06, 2022
Slawomirr:
Damnnn niggar

Tinubu can never be our president
Be dreaming there, you should first ask yourself why do they produce teleprompters if not to be used. What is difference between having your point written down in a paper and using a teleprompter?
RomanceRe: She Is Threatening To Leak His Nudes by alizma: 4:09pm On Dec 06, 2022
Wizzyonyxphoenix:
I didn't realise some females could be this wicked until my cousin called me up yesterday, and told me that one of his female friends, whom he invited for a hook up, had recorded a video of him naked and was threatening to post it online if he didn't pay her 50k.

She gave him a deadline, which is next week Monday actually. According to him, they had just finished doing the do, and the girl had started flashing her phone light, while he moved around naked (the room is pretty dark) so he felt she was helping him see clearly, not knowing that she had recorded not one but TWO videos of him stark naked.

Now he's crying profusely and running around like a headless chicken. What is he supposed to do guys? He tried calling her bluff but the girl in question seems pretty intent on ruining his life if he doesn't pay that money. He also has the option of giving her his phone, peradventure he doesn't get the money.

Honestly, I feel sorry for the guy, but that's what he gets for not being able to keep it in his pants. What would you advice him to do in this situation guys? His reputation is at stake here oooo....
Your guy no think fast, him for just tell the babe where she no notice the camera above the bed when she entered, the him for tell her make she post am make them see the one wey go trend pass.
CrimeRe: RRS Recovers Suspicious Car In Lagos (Photo) by alizma: 4:02pm On Dec 06, 2022
beautyhd:
Hope it’s not a case of kidnap gone wrong?

Kudos to them.

They shouldn’t frame innocent people, I don’t trust these guys a bit.
Or the guy dey one corner dey do something with a girl. After I watched prank video of a girl that wrote a short note requesting guys to have sex with her and the way the guys literally dropped everything they were doing and followed her, I gave up on some guys
PoliticsRe: Video Shows Tinubu Getting Help With A Teleprompter In Chatham House by alizma: 12:05pm On Dec 06, 2022
foleskay:
grin
Very useless African leaders everywhere. Inferiority complex has damaged their physce.

How many European or American leaders come to Nigeria or Africa for presidential debates?? Are the electorates who will vote for tinubu base in UK?? Will Nigerian in diaspora vote?? And yet some people still keep defending all these absurdities by our shameless leaders.

Even South Africa presidential candidates don't go to Europe for debates,but the so called,auio giant of Africa keeps displaying it's foolery to other people of d world.
Tinubu refuses to speak to the masses on his plan for them,but flies and junckets to europe who doesn't give a fvcck to our development to start speaking to d air and his cohorts that be brought along. We are watching!
If you are not useless to your society you should have noticed the hand not to be that of a 70 years old man. If that is Tinubu's hand, then he must be in his early 50.
Some of you are just so dumb such that anything can pass into your heads.
PoliticsRe: He's My Elder, We Are Just After The Same Customers: Peter Obi On Atiku Abubakar by alizma: 11:51am On Dec 06, 2022
Lol, customers indeed. And his supporters are clapping for him, Obi had made it known on several occasions that he is in no way different from Atiku, he just compared himself with a boy who had gone to learn a trade and Atiku is his Master, according to him. Before you attack me, buy data to watch the video for yourself.
PoliticsRe: See What Continuity And Administrative Stability Has Done To Lagos by alizma: 11:46am On Dec 06, 2022
Bonesbreaker:
The formal capital of Nigeria that has not witness any formal war yet it has no formal water system can lagos compete with world cities like Dubai like China like Tokyo etc giant of Africa yet cape town of SA is more developed than lagos and Abuja combined. undecided taah! Shut up Op
Tell us the city that your State is competing favourably with
PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole Spotted Listening To Tinubu At Chatham House With Rapt Attention by alizma: 11:34am On Dec 06, 2022
BloomingDale:
These our politicians are just so shameless. I wonder if the British politicians come to Nigeria to give their political speeches.
Nigeria didn't colonize the British, put your thinking cap on.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu: Why I Delegated El-Rufai, Others To Answer Questions At Chatham House by alizma: 8:32am On Dec 06, 2022
KingOfAmebo:
Children everywhere, just imagine you comparing the job of a president with that of a student answering question.








I want to quickly proof to nairalanders that the above urchins are indeed senseless

Question: When you are given a question paper in an exam hall and instead of you answering the questions you pass the question to someone else to answer for you, What do you call that?

((A) Delegation of authority

((B) Team-ship

(C) Cheating

Oya, make una bring una coconut head...
PoliticsRe: Tinubu: Why I Delegated El-Rufai, Others To Answer Questions At Chatham House by alizma: 7:43am On Dec 06, 2022
aviara:
Most of the people defending this new low are yorubas. Its a pity that we can go this low. Imagine someone going for a job interview for the post of a manager and goes along with other people to answer questions on his behalf. You can only start talking about teamship after getting the job. You don't put the cart before the horse. Why are some Yoruba people turning everything upside down just because Tinubu must become president. Must the ambition of one man turn the rest of us into morons?
Unfortunately you don't understand the job of a president, you are still thinking within your regular understanding of interview. If dangote if going to borrow money from an international bank for investment in automobile production today, do you think dangote will go to the meeting alone or choose to answer all the questions? Your answer should give you a clue to what the job of a president is all about. You guys are talking as if he got there sat down somewhere and asked people to speak for him, sincerely in your mind, do you think Tinubu of all people has nothing or no nothing to say about those three areas? I mean you actually think Tinubu do not know what to say when a question on finance/economy was thrown at him or that of the security and question on oil theft? If I don't know much of his knowledge on oil theft, I definitely know he has something to say about economy and security and I know must of you understand that but you just choose to be political in your reaction
PoliticsRe: Tinubu: Why I Delegated El-Rufai, Others To Answer Questions At Chatham House by alizma: 7:31am On Dec 06, 2022
babajero:
what is the difference between what he did and what buhari is currently doing?
One of the difference is that Buhari didn't assign questions to his team while he was campaigning, did he? That is the difference you are looking for.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu: Why I Delegated El-Rufai, Others To Answer Questions At Chatham House by alizma: 7:04pm On Dec 05, 2022
That is his own style of governance and it has been working for him. Some unfortunate Nigerians will definitely have every issue with that.
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Alake & El-Rufai Answering Questions For Tinubu At The Chatham House by alizma: 6:39pm On Dec 05, 2022
Reinaldo:
It is now clear why he has been avoiding debates. If this man should be President. Una go too suffer. grin
You can leave Nigeria when he becomes president.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Speaks On His Academic, Professional Records And Date Of Birth (Video) by alizma: 5:38pm On Dec 05, 2022
Thortp:
When he knows probably they can't verify it.
Oluwole certification.
And what about his childhood pictures Sir?
Go arrange one na make you take enter Harvard University or University of Oxford
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Delegates El-Rufai, Dele Alake, Edun To Answer Questions At Chatham House by alizma: 5:16pm On Dec 05, 2022
Massiveglory:
grin
International embarasssment in ultra HD.
Comedians both foreign and in Nigeria have gotten materials to entertain their audience.

But seriously, no matter who you are , whether Apc or not, if you are still rooting for this man, you are not well.
Calm down, there is nothing wrong with what he has done, you will be deceiving yourself to think that Atiku or Peter Obi, if given a chance to lead Nigeria, will provide all the solution needed alone, it takes a team work. The 3 candidates at the front have business out there, have they been managing those businesses alone, the answer is capital no.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Speaks On His Academic, Professional Records And Date Of Birth (Video) by alizma: 5:11pm On Dec 05, 2022
Bodmum:
without pry and secondary certs?
Mental challenge is when you believe that a university admitted someone without secondary school certificate or it's equivalent.
PoliticsRe: Aerial View Of Atiku's Presidential Rally In Lagos (Pictures) by alizma: 4:14pm On Dec 05, 2022
Opintiwa:
Fake news is what your party men is known for even if you don't like it .

Real photo below.

I am obident
Still the same thing with what op post na, we can see the empty space behind
CelebritiesRe: Cynthia Morgan Abandons Her Lifelong Grammy Ambition To Become A Prophetess by alizma: 1:15pm On Dec 05, 2022
I wish her well
RomanceRe: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by alizma: 11:44am On Dec 05, 2022
Some people can be very annoying when it comes to this, moaning is good but there is limit to everything. This remind me of my neighbor during my service year. Once she and her man starts, I just move out, this one be say them go start in the afternoon and even those in the next building will be like, no be your friend we dey hear her voice so?
PoliticsRe: Bauchi, Gombe Fight Over New Oil Wells by alizma:
fuckJones:
Atiku: I will make education compulsory and affordable.

Kwankwaso to Atiku - Reduce your private University school fees first.
Obi- I will make sure we move from consumption to production.

Me to Obi- Start producing the tomato paste you are selling in Nigeria first.

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