₦airaland Forum

Survival of the fittest

[quote author=Okete001 post=128794280]Hehehe

You are not desperate to be the president but you were caught begging YES DADDY with your feminine cracked voice.

You are not desperate but you have suddenly become a condolence PRO on social media and keep fooling yourself on issues you are ignorant of just to score cheap political points

Shebi people are killing their only sons now because they ate their last meals and selling their children for 50k, it would have been worse if you were the president.

They packaged you this fraud for us just to achieve their evil agenda.

Àwon olóríburúkú fé fi pònmó gba Turkey lówó wa

[/quote hope u are still drinking the gari u collected from apc,

Who no fit afford gari na him u won collect 75k from

For this reason u will know obi has something to offer,every stomacativist will like to use obi name to stay relevant or bring traffic to their blog

OnknownSoldier:
Obiendients are essentially political illiterates but some of them have good intentions.

it's the political litrate with experience that is putting nigerians in the sham u are in now

1.I like that it's an international style,the way all those igbo people dey prefer building high roof house when as if they have a room inside where they hide secret things
2.I will even prefer that like decking so it will be like a balcony

Where are the it will favour me and my family apc fools,u will still adjust ur drinking of water

Peter obi message is clear that it is a shame for Nigeria that a country which Nigeria has more fertile land than even in a war aftermath still have enough food to send to a lazy president country,isn't that a shame mumu apc

This is why I like obi,he knows when u are whyning him,so umahi his saying all this so tinubu will be happy he has worked in south east

He wants to collect everything 🤔I swear if the security and stable power of this country is ok,foreign investors will be jumping into the country anyhow

DevilsEqual:


If not for the huge population of Obidients aka The wailing wailers, that are never happy, we should be in the top3 of this wonderful list

If u belong to the Obidient group and also think that the result of this survey is wrong but your own myopic opinion under one detached roof, in a particular hollow street in Aba should be taken seriously instead, then u are the least Man on Nairaland

In fact, your education is a waste if u think we should discard a sample result from a well detailed anaylysis for your shallow and illogical opinion

u still dey see gari ijebu and kulikuli drink

When tinubu said na statistics we go chop,all u agbadorians where laffing,una Neva see hunger shege

This news is giving kizz Daniel and the bodyguard more traffic

I pray financial miracles comes ur way soon,but if u are among people who voted or argued tinubu apc is the hope I no pity u

Greedy people,the main ingredient for pure water is free,they should not add money to alum o

Elon musk is still the richest,u can't compare family who through monarchical power conerd country resources to an individual who huzzle his way up their

The govt is the cause of all this,I don't know why unteil yet they have not created tax force on price control, anybody who sale beyond stated agreed price goods will be auction to the public immediately when caught,this will make a long impact

Retailers are deliberately hiking the price ,how can u buy a bag for #300 with 20pieces inside and u are selling 3 for #100

diesel dealers association of Nigeria should be closely watched

Clairvoyancy:
OP you didn't buy 300 beans, what you bought is Beans 150, Water 100, and Palm Oil 50.


Try look for Garri 200 to sandfill that thing, else don't go out today o, cos if you do, you go branch like 3 fast food or bank just to defecate before you finally get to work, even when you finally get to work, just tell your colleagues to leave one particular toilet for you, cos running stomach and watery poo will make you privatise it that you will spend about 4 out of the 6 working hours you have in that toilet... If you like no follow my advice, your eye go clear.

Tinubu I hail thee, you really do this one

He needs to sandfill that swamp

Make una dey smile dey collect,they will recover that money from one person head when dey gbab u like a monkey🤣🤣🤣😁🤔

When the hunger reach una neck even olopa go follow carry placards

Hope their oga oga name is on the list

I think the is loneliness,it's hard a girl got admirers everybody come,even the black guyz are looking for oyinbo,so if as a Nigerian girl u manage get one u go behave well

[quote author=Supremedrizzy post=128460252]Women can be really funny at times and take frivolous things serious. My girlfriend came around to stay with me for a while, so she was kinda of expecting that we would celebrate Val or stuff but unfortunately I am low on funds cos I just settled some bills earlier this month.

After work today, I just bought only 1k palm wine because we enjoy taking it together, but I observed she was a bit moody. I just faced my front cos I had just 5k on me and I still have about 2weeks to go till the next pay day so I am being very prudent with it.

She kept making side comments about how other ladies would be receiving gifts from their boyfriends by now and other sarcastic talks. She lager opened up this night about how today is her worst val ever and it's more of a haters day for her. I told her to calm down, after all we have celebrated Val for the past two years very well so she shouldn't be upset about us not going out today. She insisted that it's not about us going out but I couldn't even get her fish or meat, I simply told her that I can't afford anything now and she's been giving me the cold shoulder.[/quote u should have asked her what is the meaning why are they celebrating Valentine,so she no dey see fish chop all this while

raphretle:
8 cups make up 1 mudu

8 cups of milk tin or derica

How does it taste?to those who have nack oyinbo pkekus before

Trueigbo:
He did it in Lagos, he will do it in Nigeria.

Did Lagos suffer like this before things turn around?

Which area is he doing well ??

has things turn around in lagos

They are still playing, when time come Dem no dey tell person

Moringo should borrow him his format

Watching it on ur 3d smart tv is far more better than being their,she only want the experience and want to go and snap pictures,she should collect her cooperative saving and go and watch it na

The people who for promote this protest have money to buy food