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Nairaland GeneralRe: My Experience At A Wedding Affected My View On Gender Equality by Almunjid: 4:12pm On Jul 26, 2020
30naira:
But ladies can raise their hands on a man?
Gender equality is a scam!
PoliticsRe: Imam Of Peace Calls For Arrest Of Buhari Over Repentant Boko Haram Terrorists by Almunjid:
This Imam of peace is more current and concerned about things happening in Nigeria than Nigerians are.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Lai Mohammed Orders NBC To Stop BBN Over COVID-19 – The Cable by Almunjid: 12:38pm On Jul 25, 2020
Amotolongbo:
The last time I checked, the Ondo and Edo State primary elections held, the participants were more than 22, unlike the BBN which has 20 housemates and few few people. The primaries were not halted.

The gubernatorial elections will still hold in these states and the pandemic won’t be considered an excuse to postpone the elections.

Many precautions were put in place before starting this edition of BBN and the participants well all tested before being admitted into the house. The precautions still continue.

If Mr Lai Mohammed has any issue or reservations for the show or Multichoice, he can please come out explicitly to tell us and stop citing in inexcusable reason of pandemic.
CHAI! Some ladies are already in severe pain. May God bless lai for this good news grin
PoliticsRe: Aisha Yesufu Blasts Buhari: Our No 1 Travel Blogger/Vlogger Is Back In Business by Almunjid: 7:20pm On Jul 24, 2020
jugger:
Buhari ran for the presidency to fulfil his globetrotting fantasy, governance is of no concern to him, it ain't like he is up to the task anyway.


In other news,

Girl will be doing the lord's work by easing boys' konji level in the hood, you will just come from nowhere and try to privatise the public commodity by trying to put a ring on it.
Later you will start crying that she is cheating on you.

Captain Save A Hoe, as you monopolised the hood's public property, shey e good for your own eyes?


That is embezzlement of public property and such selfish acts should be punishable by death or infidelity.
Give me ur mother's phone number because she's also a public property.
PoliticsRe: Senate Seeks Extension Of Free Education To Senior Secondary Schools. by Almunjid: 8:52pm On Jul 22, 2020
mrvitalis:
I rather have 20% fully educated population
Than 100% half backed graduates like we do today
Ur preference can't change anything only u can. If u want Nigeria to run a world class secondary school, be the change u want to see in Nigeria. Join politics and when u rise to the right position, make our educational standard ur priority. Majority of our leaders aren't there for that purpose. However, base on the fact that we're still a developing country, I'll prefer a rise in our literacy level, we can't spend our fortune to build a world class school on a sand without a good foundation.
Would u prefer to have 20% of our population extremely rich while 80% languish in eternal impoverishment? Free basic education is like poverty alleviation scheme.
U need to review ur stand on our literacy level. The saner climes u want us to emulate started by working on their literacy level. One step at a time buddy.



Peace!
PoliticsRe: Senate Seeks Extension Of Free Education To Senior Secondary Schools. by Almunjid: 8:06pm On Jul 22, 2020
mrvitalis:
It would take u over 50 million a year to run a world class secondary school can our government afford that ? ? Can they

If u don't want to keep producing people like buhari and our chief judge ...we need to fund it well
Since they can't run a world class secondary school, would u rather prefer they use all they have to run a half way world class secondary for 20% leaving 80% in illiteracy? Half bread they said is better than none. It's the same half baked educational system that u graduated from. I'm not sure ur parent could afford the world class secondary sch you're talking about.
If not for free universal free basic education, most Nigerians can't read nor write.
Let's worry about our literacy level first b4 we worry about world class standard, we'll eventually get there some day.
RomanceRe: My Past Memories Is Making Me Hate Her And I Want To End It Now by Almunjid:
proxillin:
She has been mounting pressure on me to follow her to meet her parents. We have been in this relationship for a year now. Although she is not the only one I am dating. I am not sure of the other lady, but atleast this one is ready to marry me.

I am not sure if I genuinely love her or not, but a part of me love her..A part of me want to treat her bad, whenever I remember what she did to me in the past.

3 years ago, I started noticing and showing interest in her being my junior sister’s friend. I discussed with my sister who encouraged me to approach her that she had no boyfriend. We were on talking terms before which was an opportunity. So I leveraged on that to get closer to her. When she noticed I was getting closer, she started giving me attitudes, stopped talking to me. Finally she stopped coming to our house. She would give my sister thousands of excuses why she was not chanced to come to our house.

We met at a friends birthday party, to my surprized, she warmed up to me, greeted me. I though she must have repented. While the party was on, I asked her to come to my table and spend sometimes with me, she said “ok”. I waited for hours, she didn’t come. I later saw her in the room with the celibrant. I jokingly said to her “You dey whine me abi”. She just went off, started ranting, she said I should say whatever I want to say now infront of everyone..infront of her friends. “Why do you want me to come and sit with you?” say it now “let the whole world hear”. It was so embarrasing for me. I just said to myself “whats there..are they not aldult?..dem never toast all of them before”.

My sister was there, got angry and left us. She had already warned me to leave her alone. That I am interfering with their friendship. On my birthday, she replied to my whatsapp pictures with love and kiss icons. She went to facebook to like all my birthday pix. Facebook was alerting me as she was clicking. She finally sent me happy birthday..where is my cake..we started gisting again. She apologized for what she did that day, that she was not in a good mood that day (someone who met, joked and laugh with me, even agreed to come sit with me on my table).

We continued chattin for weeks, I made sure I didn’t get intimate with her. One day, my sister was playing with my phone, then saw our chats, read through our chats. She was mad at me. She confronted me and nearly slapped her for disrespect. She later calm down and explain to me that if I knew what this girl said about me on group chat, that I would shoot her if I have a gun. She said she didn’t tell me so that I wont feel bad.
She then show me their caucaus group chat discussing me. Tears was just coming out of my eyes. I felt cold. They were just laughing at me. My sister was just fighting for me shutting them off.

This lady said “how come some men behave like he goat. Why can’t he leave me alone?” “am I the only girl on the planet? Oh God I hate that idiot.” “Gosh, I can never be close to such person talkless of dating him” ANOTHER girl said “That’s how those guys are…you need to disgrace him more next time he try something stupid with you. Blahblah.

That’s when I closed her chapter. Blocked her on facebook, whatsapp, instagram. I moved on. My sister did photoshoot for her birthday and some of her friends came. I saw her and just greeted her, minding my business. Then I was dating another girl then, so it’s a win win for all. She stayed behind, when everyone left, she asked my sister to help her beg me. She knelt infront of me started telling me “she was sorry..she was being childish” This was someone that was in her 24 when I was chasing her. I said I forgave due to pressure from my sister. Since then, she will come to my apartment, do my laundary, cook soup inside my freezer. When she is coming from work, she will branch at my place prepare food on my table. At times she offered to sleep overnite, that she cooked till late in the night, which I will refuse.

But one thing led to another, one day, we had sex. And that changed everything. I couldn’t resist her again. But a part of me still hate her whenever I remember those disgraceful moments. Now she is 26, she want us get married. If I marry her, I may treat her bad.

In a dilema seriously and its giving me headache.
Leave that which makes u doubt for that which does not make u doubt.
PoliticsRe: Senate Seeks Extension Of Free Education To Senior Secondary Schools. by Almunjid: 6:53pm On Jul 22, 2020
mrvitalis:
This is crazy ...free education got us to this useless point we are

This is the awolowo policy we adopted that brought us the low quality of graduates

Education is never for everyone that's the sad reality ....it's better to have one well educated graduate to having 10 half baked graduate

Make education expensive then mandate multinational to train smart people which certain level of scores and if they maintain it

Imagine if we paid 200k as school fees to government per term ...we won't all take rubbish quality na ...

In terms of education I'm with Zik ...people should pay to get educated , communities should come together to train the best brains they have ...our output would be bigger in the long run
It's secondary not tertiary institutions 0oo. U mean communities should come together to train the best brain to secondary schools?
Free basic education has increased Nigeria's literacy level.
PhonesRe: I Keep Receiving strange Bank Alerts On My New Sim by Almunjid: 6:23pm On Jul 22, 2020
dozeman:
After doing so, whether they rectify the issue or not never use the line again, fortunately you haven't used the line for too long. Break it and get a virgin line.

We should also learn to avoid buying recycled line......
Do we still have virgin lines? Most of the lines we use were recycled. grin
IslamRe: Kano Suspends Eid-el-kabir Festivities Over COVID-19 by Almunjid:
uruego:
So why moderate for Muslims alone?
Moderating Christian thread is needless, because Muslims do not hurl insults at Christians in their threads. There's difference between equality and justice. The latter (justice) is the best.


Peace!

CrimeRe: Hushpuppi Denied Bail In America by Almunjid: 6:26pm On Jul 14, 2020
SmartProf:
Pls don't grant him any bail for now, even if he tells u guys he wants to use the time to contact Gucci to make his prisoner uniform...his likely surety (HushMagu) is also being detained for corruption allegations here in Naija.
HushMagu grin
PoliticsRe: 602 Repentant Boko Haram Members Swear Oath Of Allegiance To Nigeria by Almunjid: 10:10pm On Jul 13, 2020
What happens to their previous oath of allegiance to Boko haram?
They will still kill for Book haram if they have the opportunity to do so. Y do we like recycling criminals in our country?
BusinessRe: World Trade Center Abuja On Fire (Photos, Video) by Almunjid: 2:52pm On Jul 13, 2020
yusufu16:
Terrorist attack
7/13 terrorist attack grin
FoodRe: Fisherman Kills Sea Lion With Spear In Adada, Rivers State (Pictures) by Almunjid: 10:46pm On Jul 11, 2020
decatalyst:

Majority are hungry and careless about animal rights
grin grin
Animal rights? The plants and crops u eat don't have right? grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 774,000 Jobs: Beneficiaries Salary Is N60,000 Monthly - Festus Keyamo by Almunjid: 8:03am On Jul 07, 2020
gentlestdude:
government of chop everything
We don't have a government in Nigeria 0oo, some groups of GunMen overthrew our government and established a GunMent.
PoliticsRe: Where Is Iara Oshiomhole? - Punch by Almunjid: 8:54am On Jul 05, 2020
It's probably a one or two years marriage contract. grin
Christianity EtcRe: Where Is Almunjid The Curser Who Cursed Otem In The Name Of Allah? by Almunjid: 5:49pm On Jul 04, 2020
OtemAtum:
Almunjid was a guy who cursed me in May last year. It's just like yesterday, lol. He said that I will search for him to lift the curse which he placed in the name of his god Allah who is currently in a spiritual cage, but lo and behold, Otem is here Hale, hearty as usual and ready to scutinise the claims and professions of Almunjid the chief Curser.

I do stuffs like this so that in the future, our descendants will not be thinking that all the false cursed and prophecies flying here and there by religious people came to pass.

For example, the Bible is filled with cursing prophecies which did not come to pass, but because humans have been conditioned to fall into fallacies, they will take all the curses of Isaiah, Jeremiah, Ezekiel, Zephaniah etc as if they came to pass. That's what is making people fear religion today. If I do not debunk this, watch how Muslims in the future will jejely find one sickness for me in their articles and write that Otem died of Stroke or Cancer as a result of the curse of Almunjid. Christians do such stuffs even better. From claiming that Titanic sank because someone cursed their god to claiming that all atheists on their dying bed accepted their god.

Now back to the topic, Almunjid, why did your curse not work on me Otem, the Lord of Allah your god? Or is it because you didn't do the curse while sitting on the 'leather'? Or because the curse is as weak as your imprisoned god Allah? I need a response pls.
(Inevitable) cometh (to pass) The Command of Allah: Seek ye not then To hasten it : glory to Him, And far is He above Having the partners They ascribe unto Him!...

...They ask : When will This promise be (fulfilled) ?— If ye are telling The truth.

Say: “ As to the knowledge Of the time, it is With Allah alone : I am (sent) only To warn plainly in public. ”

At length, when they See it close at hand, Grieved will be the faces Of the Unbelievers, And it will be said (To them): “ This is (the promise fulfilled), Which ye were calling for! ”
PoliticsRe: FG Lifts Ban On Interstate Travels by Almunjid: 5:54pm On Jun 29, 2020
This news go pain police officers well well 0oo.
Now, they'll not be collecting interstate travel bribe again. grin
EducationRe: FG Okays “Safe Reopening” Of Schools by Almunjid: 5:24pm On Jun 29, 2020
CzarChris:
Why do I see this as a very bad idea, especially with announcement of 3 new mutated strains of the Covid-19 in Nigeria.
Make una think am well o!
Mtcheeeew!
Christianity EtcRe: 'It Is About Microchips' – Chris Oyakhilome On Black Lives Matter Protests by Almunjid: 10:32am On Jun 28, 2020
Keep quiet oh ye hypocrites!
What's the difference between a conspiracy theorist and a person who believes that Covid-19 is a Scam?
FoodRe: Never Knew There Was Meat In My Compound During This Lockdown by Almunjid: 2:58pm On Jun 26, 2020
slyfox35:
Final outcome
Lala food is ready
Lala is not impressed. He prefers Snake meat. grin
FamilyRe: Bulldog: If My Daughter Wants To Be A Prostitue At 18, I Won't Discourage Her by Almunjid: 12:31pm On Jun 26, 2020
Neddstark:
Seems Ghanaians are morally bankrupt
PoliticsRe: John Abah Is Dead! Kogi Lawmaker Dies by Almunjid: 3:40pm On Jun 24, 2020
Artiiclebeast:
Yeye Bello said there's no COVID in Kogi. Let's just hope so.
Oga there's no Covid-419 Scamdemic in Kogi state. Do u want Yahya Bello to lie to u.
Christianity EtcRe: If A Baby Dies Will He/She Go To Heaven Or Hell? by Almunjid: 8:27pm On Jun 21, 2020
CyberEBOLA:
Well, belief can be powerful, reminds me of the placebo effect.
Unfortunately, believing that heaven and hell exists doesnt actually make it exist.
U talk like Seun the imam of NL confused Atheists. grin
Well, the fact that I don't believe that both of u exist doesn't mean that u don't actually exist.
HealthRe: COVID-19: FG Receives $22 Million Supplies From UN, EU. by Almunjid: 12:52pm On Jun 21, 2020
janedonez:
Hope it will utilized well
Utilize wetin? The money wey dey don share finish?
That's y NCDC will continue to lie to us, so that money will be coming from abroad for them to share grin
Covid-419 Scamdemic!
Christianity EtcRe: If A Baby Dies Will He/She Go To Heaven Or Hell? by Almunjid:
CyberEBOLA:
NOBODY IS GOING TO HELL OR HEAVEN!
WAKE UP!


Anyway, where were you before your parents had sex?
That should answer the question.

At death, we simply stop existing!
U will cease to exist after ur death but others who believed, their souls will exist till eternity.
Believe is very strong.
Moons ago many people died of HIV/AIDs because they believed that once u contract it your life has come to an end. But today many are alive because they believe that HIV/AIDs is not a death sentence. A man here on NL once said that he started experiencing HIV symptoms when he believed he has contracted it because he had unprotected sex with HIV patient. After series of test, he discovered that he doesn't have it and all the symptoms disappeared.
For the sick, if u believe with utmost conviction that the sickness or disease will lead to ur death, you'll surely die, no drug or doctor can save u.

Belief is powerful. That's y Jesus said if u have faith or believe u can tell mountain to move and it will. If u believe in God with utmost conviction and u prayed to him and have faith, ur prayers would be answered and all/some of ur heart desires shall come to pass. And if u don't believe, it's either u stop existing after ur death or you'll spend ur eternity in hell.
It's better to believe in God, because u have nothing to lose if u die and u discovered that God doesn't exist, but if he exists and u didn't believe and u meet him, you'll surely rot in Hell.

By the way, a newborn baby who has not commit any sin will not be punished in the day of recompense for what he/she knows nothing about, and won't be rewarded for what he/she never did.


They indeed are losers who deny the meeting with God.


Peace!
PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole Remains Suspended - Oshawo Stephen, Ward Chairman Insists by Almunjid:
Oshomole ended up falling inside the pit he dug for Obaseki. grin
EducationRe: 2019 UTME: Seven Schools That Violated Admission Process by Almunjid: 2:41pm On Jun 20, 2020
baib45:
police academy my school, I am proud to be a member
Bribery academy. grin
PoliticsRe: Shehu Sani Advises Obaseki: 'Return Not To Egypt Where Thee Art Called Obasek' by Almunjid: 3:23pm On Jun 19, 2020
Kriss216:
O ye Obaseki, let not thy heart be troubled. The Egyptians you see today, ye shall see them no more.

Thus saith the Lord of host.
Ye: (archaic) You (the people being addressed).
second-person plural.
Thee: (archaic) Objective case of thou.
Thou: (archaic) you singular nominative case.

Therefore, the correct sentence is "O thou obasek..."
Christianity EtcRe: I Have Made Up My Mind To Leave Religion, It's Not Worth It. by Almunjid: 1:42pm On Jun 19, 2020
Kenplay:
With my personal Experience, Observation and inner conviction, I think I dont want to be part of any religion again. This thing is truely an opium of illusion meant for people who cant take their destiny in their hands and for a sheeple masses.

Despite withdrawing from religion I found myself even having a better moral compass which I cant explain. We are throwing away common sense, hardwork and universal principles to leave in illusion. At the end of my observation I have come to the conclusion that its what you do for yourself that counts more.

When I see poor people dying of hungry in a country which have the capacity to be the global industrial hub I know we have throw away common sense, Nigeria biggest investment to South Africa is Religious buildings (Church) while here in Nigeria the South Africans brought us MTN, DSTV, SHOP RITE e.t.c which employs thousands of people and gives profit to our Investors inventing in the stocks and shares of those companies I realise religion is lack of common sense.

No amount of religion can make you succesful without application of common sense.
No amount of religion can make your marriage succesful without application of common sense and consideration for your partner.
No amount of religion can a nation grow and prosper without application of common sense, productivity and good policies.

At the end of it I think am leaving religion, its not worth it. Even uprightness and moral comes from a person inner conviction and not because of religion.
Hogwash!
Christianity EtcRe: I Have Made Up My Mind To Leave Religion, It's Not Worth It. by Almunjid:
omoiyamayor:
A white man is living his heaven on earth and tells blackman to wait to die before going to heaven. We are brainwashed.
The same white men that brainwashed Africans to believe in religion also brainwashed u to become an atheist. Atheists lack sense.
If u had left Abrahamic religion for African traditional religion that would have justified ur claim. Atheism originated from the same white men dick heads. U knew about atheism after reading their books.

Don't bother to quote me, because I don't believe in ur existence. I don't reply blank quotes from unreasonable unexisting animals.

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