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Crime › Re: My Wife Lied That I Defiled My Daughters- Ondo Welder. by Almunjid: 7:20pm On May 26, 2020

eni4real:
Your response to that guy is epic!

But, hold on, are you saying women are Properties??

The word "property" wasn't mentioned in my comment. Perhaps that's what u deciphered from my illustrative example. The similitude I presented was not the appropriate representation or comparison, it was only meant to illustrate a point. Women are our companions, life partners and soul mates.

Peace!

Crime › Re: My Wife Lied That I Defiled My Daughters- Ondo Welder. by Almunjid: 10:26am On May 26, 2020

Naija246:
This is what happens when you forfeit your freedom to a woman all in the name of marriage.

I will keep preaching this;men are doing Women a huge favor by marrying them.
The benefits of single life to a man outweighs any pros marriage offers.

We live in a world where sex is so cheap and readily available so I don't know why a full grown man will open his two eyes and decide to be a woman's workhorse ... slaving away at some job that he probably hates while she sleeps at home eating, getting fat and watching TV

This man is probably innocent!

A product of one-night stand will never see any usefulness in marriage.

Sex is all that matters to u in ur life. No love, responsibility, commitment and companionship. U just impregnate women and leave them with babies. Perhaps that's what ur Dad did to ur Mum. U have a girlfriend, calculate how much u spend on her in a month or the amount u spend for prostitutes, isn't it better to have ur own woman.

A man without a good woman in his life is like a man that built a house without a toilet. U will receive sense after contracting a deadly disease.

Y do we buy a car instead of using Taxi even when taxi is cheap, y do we build our own houses instead of living in a rented apartment etc. Yet there is no need to get a private toilet, using a public toilet is the best way of life to u. U need to review ur useless mentality and be responsible for once.
The fact that there are many bad women out there does not mean that there're no good ones.

Marriage is not slavery. It's a companionship. Get a good life partner that understands the definition of marriage and u won't have problems. But we need to marry for the right reason. Marriages does not last because most of us marry for the wrong reasons.

Peace!

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Crime › Re: Ugandan Student Who Refused To Go Home For Lockdown Dies In Boyfriend's House by Almunjid: 11:48pm On May 24, 2020

Just few days ago, a product of one-night stand said that marriage has outlived it's usefulness and that people can have sex as much as they like no need for marriage because there's a contraceptive available to stop ladies from getting pregnant.

Marriage is one of the characteristics of humans, without marriage, humans will be roaming about like lower animals, jumping on any opposite sex, leaving the females with pregnancy after such encounter, no responsibility or commitment. We're becoming more animalistic than the lower animals.

Many ladies had died because of poor upbringing. Many died during abortions, some flushed away their wombs during abortion, yet the guys that got them pregnant will move on and still get another girlfriend to ruin her life again. Women have all been reduced to sex objects and they're pleased with it.

I'm not saying that all of us must be righteous but we shouldn't support a sin or waywardness. We're guilty and sinful and we should work towards repentance and not always trying to justify what's wrong.

Many can't do without Sex, sex is pleasurable. 5-10 minutes pleasure has led to the death of millions while some are battling with a life threatening STDs.

If she had gotten pregnant for her husband she won't be thinking of abortion. Hypocrisy... If she had married early they'll say she's too young for marriage but she's not too young to have sex or give birth. If she had married at 18 many people would say that her parents ruined her life, now she has ruined her own life instead. She died because of an irresponsible man who can't feed a fly or he isn't ready for a responsibility or commitment.

The world is corrupt beyond redemption, we can't change it but we can change ourselves. We can be the change we want to see in the world. Give ur children good upbringing, help them make right decisions, don't let them make the same mistakes u made. Let them be the better version of u.

The more we (mankind) think we're knowledgeable and wise, the more ignorant and foolish we look.

Ladies don't open ur legs for an irresponsible man who's not ready for a responsibility, commitment, companionship and marriage. U may end up with abortions that may later claim ur life or an unwanted child (bastard) with psychological and emotional problems that will be terrorizing people without any human sympathy because you had them when you're not ready to be a mother.

A product of one-night stand will never see any usefulness in marriage.

Peace!

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Christianity Etc › Re: Why Has Pre-marital Sex Become A Norm In Our Society Today? by Almunjid: 10:01am On May 23, 2020

Bacteriologist:
Whatever happened in the past should stay there. So does sex automatically and suddenly become something sacred because of marriage (which is merely a certificate with two names and signature and few people invited to a feast)?,

The idea of premarital sex was to reduce the rate of unwanted pregnancies and to guilt trip people into getting married before having sex. Unwanted pregnancies can be abolished by using contraceptives and adequate sexual education. And marriage in all sincerity has outlived it's usefulness.

So "premarital sex" doesn't have command much fear as it used to. And this may not change soon. Sorry.

A product of one-night stand will never see any usefulness in Marriage.

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Family › Re: The Biggest Mistake In Marriage Right Now For A Woman by Almunjid: 8:08am On May 23, 2020*

Alero3Arubi:
The biggest mistake would be to marry at all.
The biggest mistake would be to not marry at all.
The biggest mistake would bw to do as others are doing.
Just do what works for you.
But lucky is the one who was never born.

Eeya! Old hag has given up on marriage already. When responsible men were coming u pushed them away. Now u don enter evening market. Marriage is like higher institution, it's not for people that failed waec, neco etc. grin

Ur parents married b4 giving birth to u I think. But ur case is different. May end up a baby Mama to one irresponsible man who's running away from responsibility and commitment.

Marriage is all about responsibility, commitment and companionship.

This life is Fvcked already. I wish u a happy marriage life in ur next life. It's like you're not destined to experience marriage in ur life time. If there's no marriage is ur horoscope, u won't believe in it much less get married, and even if u tried to get married u may not find any suitable life partner. U are not alone in this. Many people are like u.

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Islam › Re: Millions Of Kano Muslims Ignore Social Distancing At Friday Prayers by Almunjid: 7:24pm On May 22, 2020

ProfAmaben:
I don't dispute the fact that Christians like bashing other religions, I'm an atheist and I even receive death threats in my email .

Islam, Christianity and atheism are all beliefs. It's either u believe in the existence of a spiritual being known as God or Allah or u don't. Whatever ur believe may be, it's ur life and ur choice. But it's very important that we respect other people's beliefs too.

Islam › Re: Millions Of Kano Muslims Ignore Social Distancing At Friday Prayers by Almunjid: 7:01pm On May 22, 2020

ProfAmaben:
But you don't take oaths to quote Christians or atheists, isn't this double standard?

The fifth basic right from the Islamic perspective is the right to equal protection of the law. What this simply means is that, in the eyes of the law all human beings are created equal and therefore all of them must be protected equally by the law.

Have u ever seen any Muslim insulting Jesus, Jehovah or any prophet mentioned in the Bible in Christian threads? But when Christians join Muslim thread they'll start to insult Muslims and their religion. If u don't believe in it, don't even join the thread much less quoting any one in the thread. U have right to join any thread of ur choice but u don't have the right to hurt other people's feelings.

Islam › Re: Millions Of Kano Muslims Ignore Social Distancing At Friday Prayers by Almunjid: 5:34pm On May 22, 2020

ProfAmaben:
My dear Nairalanders, how do I remove this "there's no other God but Allah" from my profile, I accidentally pressed it, any help is appreciated.

Everyone must take an oath that he/she is a Muslim b4 he/she can quote u. Very funny. grin

E be like say u enter Muslim thread go find trouble. Na God catch u. grin

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Christianity Etc › Re: Prophet Joshua Iginla Remarries After Divorcing Yemisi Iginla by Almunjid: 9:28am On May 21, 2020

Emmanuelcann:
Not true! Study your Bible! A Bishop must be the husband of one wife. Read the books of Timothy and Titus for the qualifications to pastoral office!

Lol, what's the point of having one wife with 3 girlfriends. The 3 girlfriends are even getting better treatment than the wife at home. Hypocrisy!

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Politics › Re: FEC Approves N623m For Customs To Buy Computers by Almunjid: 5:41pm On May 20, 2020

623.7 million? Na super computer dem won buy for them?

Health › Re: 338 New COVID-19 Cases, 122 Discharged And 6 Deaths On May 17 (1375 Tested) by Almunjid: 1:38pm On May 18, 2020

MrNipplesLover:
I am aware that the virus has spread far and wide already.

but, the daily reports from NCDC, I don't trust them.

there is probably inflation in DAILY REPORTS, not the number of infected people in Nigeria.

even, death records, I doubt, are genuine. NCDC can't tell me that all death records in Nigeria are 100% from the virus.

I won't take that.

Health › Re: 338 New COVID-19 Cases, 122 Discharged And 6 Deaths On May 17 (1375 Tested) by Almunjid: 1:35pm On May 18, 2020

I don't know y I don't believe in NCDC's Corona cases results.

Islam › Re: Islam's Prophet Muhammad's 'Timeless' Pandemic Advice Goes Viral In 2020 by Almunjid: 10:30am On May 15, 2020

Hadith of Prophet Muhammad ﷺ
COVID-19

1) QUARANTINE is a Prophetic ﷺ advice.*

_“Run away from the leper (the one with contagious ailment) as you would run away from a lion.”_
(Bukhari Volume 7, Book 71, Number 608)

2) SOCIAL DISTANCING is a Prophetic ﷺ command.

_"Those with contagious diseases should be kept away from those who are healthy."_
Bukhaari (6771) and Muslim (2221)

3) TRAVEL BAN is a Prophetic ﷺ teaching.

_"Do not enter a land where the plague (contagious ailment) has broken out ; don’t leave from where it has broken out”_
Bukhaari (5739) and Muslim (2219)

4) DON'T HARM OTHERS, if you have symptoms.

_The Prophet ﷺ said: “Do not cause harm or return harm.”_
Sunan Ibn Mājah (2340)

5) STAYING HOME is a Prophetic teaching

_“Those who stay at home to protect themselves and others are under the protection of Allah.”_
Musnad Ahmed, Saheeh

6) If necessary, HOUSE IS A MASJID.

_The Prophet ﷺ said: “The entire earth has been made a Masjid, except graveyards and washrooms.”_
Tirmidhi (al-Salaah, 291)

7) THERE'S CURE ; patience is the virtue

_The Prophet ﷺ said “There is no disease that Allah sent without sending for it a cure.“_
Bukhari (Volume 7, Book 71, Number 582)

cool

Let’s TREAT; ALLAH WILL CURE

_The Prophet ﷺ said: “Every disease has a cure. If a cure is applied to the disease, it is relieved by the permission of Allah.”_
Muslim (2204)

9) FACE MASKING is a Prophetic ﷺ teaching

_Prophet (ﷺ) while sneezing, would cover his face with his hand or with his garment,”_
Abu Dawud; Tirmidhi (Book 43, Hadith 2969), Sahih

10) WASH HANDS every time you enter home.

_The Prophet ﷺ said: “Cleanliness is half of faith.”_
Muslim (223)

11) HOME QUARANTINE is a Prophetic advice

_“The plague (contagion) patient who remains in his home with patience and expectation of reward, knowing that nothing will befall him other than Allah’s decree will attain the reward of a martyr“_
Musnad Aḥmad, Sahih
also Bukhaari (2829) and Muslim (1914)

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Properties › Re: Lord's Chosen Enugu Church Building’s Collapse Imminent As Flood Wreaks Havoc by Almunjid: 5:42pm On May 13, 2020

Biafra don turn Erosion land. They're been marginalized by their gods, let Cownu lead them to another planet. grin

Romance › Re: I Would Have Spent All My Money On This Girl by Almunjid: 1:45pm On May 13, 2020

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr! How many times will i advise my niggarzz about issues like this
Isoright
Bros op Be a real niggarrr
Let me give you the code. Huzzle your money and don't do girlfriend for now

Just see girls as swimming pool for now
Real niggarrrz don't do girl friend
Real niggarrrz huzzle some dope money, drink some beer, smoke some weed And real niggarrr bang enough pussies because they see women as swimming pool
They don't give a fuckkkkk if the swimming pool have never been used
They don't give a fuckkk who have been swimming before they started swimming
They don't give a fuckkkkk who will swim after they are done swimming their own
And they don't give a fuckkkkk who is even swimming with them as they are swimming
They just swim their own sharpely and move on.

Bros op always Swim your own and move on!

This is the most useless comment I've ever seen on NL.
If ur Father was a swimmer that's how he'll only swim and left ur mother with a bastard, running away from responsibility and commitment.

If ur father was a swimmer he must have contracted a deadly disease while swimming in different pools. He would've died from STD b4 u were born.

Live like a human being not like an animal. Get a good private pool and swim, when u break up with her as a result of misunderstanding between u, get a better one. Continue to try until u end up with the best life partner.

Avoid public pools it's the easiest way to cut ur life short.
For ur comfortability u built ur own house, buy ur own personal cars, private jets, phones etc but u ended up sharing public toilets (whôres) because u don't have one in the house u built, can u count urself among the wise?.

Building ur life without a good woman as a wife or fiancée is like building a house without a toilet. A wise man will not share toilets with others.

Stop offering useless advice. It's like telling him to give up. No matter how bad some women are today, there are good ones out there, keep searching and you'll get a good life partner.

Women are not sex objects but our life partners.

Peace!

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Politics › Re: Kaduna Realises N1.9m From Lockdown Violators In 2 Days by Almunjid: 11:24am On May 12, 2020

ignis:
~~Wike~~ Wiked should come and learn.

Wicked

Education › Re: FG Warns Vice-Chancellors Against Reopening Universities by Almunjid: 10:37am On May 11, 2020

AdaoraJoy:
I won't be graduating this year ...It's now dawn to me

...Dawn on me

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Phones › Re: Samsung Galaxy A51 Review After 3 Months Of Use by Almunjid: 5:53am On May 10, 2020

Blyzz:
129k, main while I've been applying for job for decades. This earth doesn't have pity on people sometimes. It cheap anyway, but I need technical job. Who can connect me, lagos, Delta or pH?

Don't worry too much. Life is not fair, but Africans are not fair to themselves. The level of poverty in Africa don pass be careful, yet na we dey buy expensive gadgets and exotic cars pass. A typical African can use more than two-third of his/her savings to buy a gadget just to show off and feel good that he/she's using expensive things and be drinking Gary day and night. I no know who do us like this.

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Politics › Re: Governor Ayade And His Colourful Face Masks (Photos) by Almunjid: 3:59pm On Apr 25, 2020

Ogegeodey:
If you hear him speak you will think he is brilliant, these are few among other words that describe the governor. Dude is lazy, cunning, wicked, clueless and destructive.

He is also a thief and a scamer.

Lol, all these adjectives for Ben Ayade? U didn't even leave anything for Yeye Bello. grin

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Christianity Etc › Re: Should I Pay Tithe From My 20k Stimulus I Got From Government? by Almunjid: 10:00am On Apr 19, 2020

No, u need the tithe more. Don't give ur money to pastors in the name of tithe. Identify some poor people in ur locality and give it to them.
Pastors will be against that because the main purpose of church these days is to indoctrinate and brainwash their congregation and collect tithes from them, it's now a business.

Peace!

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Politics › Re: Abba Kyari: Was Kemi Olunloyo Right About Death In Aso Rock? by Almunjid: 8:17am On Apr 18, 2020

Who knows? Maybe if they had improved our healthcare system instead of running abroad for Medicals he may still be alive.
I pray make Corona attack our governors, senators, corrupt polythiefcains and all our unrepentant looters, so that dem go receive sense.

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Business › Re: Fire Outbreak Around UBA Building Dugbe, Ibadan (Video) by Almunjid: 3:37pm On Apr 15, 2020

Some Nigerians are using this Covid 19 period to steal and destroy any evidence against them. grin

Health › Re: 63-Year-Old Man Dies Of Coronavirus In Lagos. The Seventh COVID-19 Death by Almunjid: 1:08pm On Apr 15, 2020

Who would have thought that the letter C would destroy this year and ruin our lives?
Coronavirus (C) Covid-19 (C) Case (C) Confirmed (C) Confinement (C) Contamination (C) Curfew (C) The most serious is: Cemetery (C) The possible drug is: Chloroquine (C) What is annoying is that it's from: China (C) cry

But the real cure is our CREATOR (C).

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Car Talk › Re: 11 Things You Should Check In Your Car Regularly by Almunjid: 11:30am On Apr 13, 2020

*CRITICAL QUESTION*

*A driver saw a woman selling bush meat by the road side.*
*They talked about the price and the driver told the woman to put the meat in the car boot and come for her money.*
*The woman went to the car boot but didn't put the meat in the car and just closed the boot..when the driver heard that the boot was closed he just sped off...*

*Who is a thief❓�*
*A. Driver*
*B. Woman*

Christianity Etc › Re: How Big Brands Are Celebrating Easter Using Creative Designs by Almunjid: 2:43pm On Apr 12, 2020

Emmaomotob:
A god that came to die like a mere criminal after doing some dubious miracles in an age of idiocy. I would rather worship the Sun as the giver of life than a mere human being within unverified mental health.

The spirit that possessed Seun is speaking through u.
Seun come and carry ur brother from here 0oo. grin

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Health › Re: Chinese Doctors In Nigeria On 14-Day Isolation by Almunjid: 6:24pm On Apr 09, 2020

Y dem no dey do social distancing?
So, social distancing no be for doctors abi? grin

Politics › Re: Geoffery Onyeama: Why Foreigners Are Leaving Nigeria Over COVID-19 by Almunjid: 6:56am On Apr 04, 2020

*Musa*: With schools closed and hospitals opened, can we now conclude our Junior High School debate........ *A Doctor and a Teacher, who is more important ?*

*Nuhu*: The teacher is more important, that is why the President said they should stay at home and be safe. The doctors can die. Teachers will train new doctors. grin

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Romance › Re: Reno Omokri: "Never Marry A Woman You Have Not Seen Without Makeup" (Photos) by Almunjid: 10:14pm On Apr 03, 2020*

ALCOHOLKILLS:
who's even thinking of marriage I have a cute son and a daughter, what more do I need from a wore call woman...... I guess their filthy pussy to satisfy my Dickson

It was a whôre that gave birth to u, and it was a wore that's the mother of the 2 bâstards u call children. Ur cute boy shall soon become a pîmp like u and ur daughter shall soon grow up to become a whôre too. Mind ur choice of word, u winded up insulting ur mother.

At the mention of marriage, if the only thing that comes to ur mind is sex, then u need to have ur brain checked, because marriage is far more than just sex.

It's ur type that impregnate ladies and abandon them, or provide them only money as if that's all the child needs. The child needs proper up bringing not just ur money, that's y we're having morally bankrupt bastards everywhere (with emotional and psychological problems) terrorizing people today as cultists, robbers etc because they have fathers like u. U need to change this useless mind set of urs.

Continue to shy away from responsibility and commitment, u will regret it later in life.

The first gift every responsible man should give to his children b4 they're born is a good mother.
It's a pity that it's a whôre that's the mother of ur children.

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Politics › Re: Coronavirus: Abba Kyari’s Medical Records Obtained From UK Hospital by Almunjid: 3:21pm On Mar 25, 2020

Abba Kyari the Corona Ambassador to Nigeria. grin

Health › Re: Coronavirus: FG Orders Closure Of Varsities, Schools Nationwide by Almunjid: 9:29pm On Mar 19, 2020

*Sincerely speaking the best time to marry is now, no reception, no invitation, just you and your spouse, parents and siblings. Dear bachelor hurry up before the Corona Marriage Promo ends*

grin

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Celebrities › Re: Daddy Showkey Celebrates Son On 23rd Birthday With Epic Pictures by Almunjid: 6:34pm On Mar 17, 2020

Sonnobax15:
What made showkey a celebrity is still like a mystery to me..any way,hbd to d young lad.

U won't know what made him a celebrity because u were born in the year 2010. grin

Crime › Re: Food Vendor 'Mama Aroma' Burnt To Death In Delta For Cooking With Mortuary Water by Almunjid: 8:08pm On Mar 03, 2020

Sikay19:

Oh my Africans. Large percentage of our problems lives within us. Heart is desperately wicked. As in how could a sane person perpetrates such maleficient act. Our leaders are just direct reflections of who we are. Spits!

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