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Forum GamesRe: Is This Cat Going Up Or Down? by Amazo: 2:31pm On Apr 09, 2015
dejt4u:
Shut up.. Einstein is nt jst a physicist.. He is also a philosopher.. Btw, m a physicist nd I understand what I wrote wella.. STHU
You couldn't answer a simple high-school-level aptitude question correctly, yet you have the repugnant audacity to claim to be a physicisthuh You should bury your head in shame if you're indeed a physicist, which obviously can't be true and must be a bogus claim because thoroughbred physicists are usually very smart, which is something you seem to lack. Did I denounce Einstein being a philosopher? No! He is partly a philosopher. However, you stated "Relativity", which obviously alludes to Einstein's theory of relativity, and this is not a philosophy, has nothing to do with philosophy but is a proven postulation of scientific laws that is calculable and can be mathematically expressed. You claim to understand what you wrote, yet what you wrote is complete rubbish. And to imagine some people actually liked your comment, which makes me wonder what their level of IQ is. One of the primary functions of a cat's tail is to attain its balance during motion. The subject of the question itself was the cat, and not the stairs. The positioning of the stairs and other aspects of the frame of reference upon which the cat is pictured is irrelevant in this case. Does a cat ever run up a stairs with its tail up? No, never! Its tail will be down. But running down the stairs, its tail will be up to keep its body's center of gravity stable due to the forces in play as it races down. Any real physicist knows this. It's either you're a sham physicist or you're a dunce. Now, come back and talk to me when you have a brain that works or STFU !!!
Forum GamesRe: Is This Cat Going Up Or Down? by Amazo: 7:41am On Apr 09, 2015
dejt4u:
All depends on your reference frame..


looking at it very well, the cat is really going up.

this is what the man Albert Einstein called 'Relativity' in physics
Please don't quote the great Einstein when you clearly don't understand physics in this context grin

This picture has nothing to do with reference frame and everything to do with common sense! UP is...the wrong answer.
Forum GamesRe: Is This Cat Going Up Or Down? by Amazo: 7:36am On Apr 09, 2015
EverestdeBliu:
Puzzled!
Sideways because girls are now searching for the right guys on EBay grin


In other news, the real answer is DOWN. How do i know this? Simple! LOOK AT THE CAT'S TAIL. The cat's tail can never be so positioned if the cat was going up. If a cat is running down a stairs, its tail will definitely be UP.
RomanceRe: The Right Way To Compliment A Girl That Will Make Her Smile by Amazo: 10:54pm On Apr 08, 2015
clovislouis:
how do I get ur ebook?
Talk to the OP - CharlesNneji1
PoliticsRe: PDP Queries Buhari ‘indifference’ To Burning National Issues by Amazo: 10:43pm On Apr 08, 2015
folay66:
The Peoples Democratic Party has expressed deep concerns over the “apparent indifference” of the President-elect, General Muhammadu Buhari (retd.), to what it described as burning national issues threatening the unity and stability of the country.

PDP National Publicity Secretary, Mr. Olisa Metuh, in a statement in Abuja on Wednesday said “while well-meaning Nigerians and the international community are celebrating the peace fostered by the patriotic action of President Goodluck Jonathan in conceding defeat, Buhari and his party, the APC, have been moving around the country instigating division, engineering crisis and heightening tension in the polity.

“Whereas Buhari had assured Nigerians that he would be the President of the entire nation and not of a political party, his actions in the last one week show otherwise as he has continued to display sectionalism and insensitivity to matters inimical to the survival of our democracy and well-being of Nigerians.

“Instead of settling down to plan a smooth transition and design ways of deepening democracy in appreciation of the mandate given to him, General Buhari has tacitly encouraged his men to foment crisis and cause panic in the bid to muzzle personal freedom and impose a reign of terror in the land.”

For instance, Metuh alleged that Buhari has remained indifferent to the crisis in Ekiti where majority of the lawmakers who are all members of the APC have been planning to impeach Governor Ayodele Fayose.

Metuh added that, “APC’s ambition in Ekiti coupled with its odious triumphalism in the aftermath of the Presidential election have led to avoidable confrontations and near breakdown of law and order in the state as the people rise to defend the mandate freely given to the PDP.

“It is indeed unfortunate that while his men are causing crisis and threatening Nigerians, General Buhari, instead of calling them to order, displays his insensitivity by jetting around the country campaigning for his party.

“If this sort of insensitivity and arrogance of victory are foretaste of what to expect in a Buhari presidency, then our dear nation and its people are headed for a long trek in the wilderness.”

Meanwhile, Metuh in reaction to reports of defection from its fold described the defectors as political trojans, who from within have ceaselessly worked against the interest of the party and now fear that they would face sanctions for their actions.


http://www.punchng.com/news/pdp-queries-buharis-indifference-to-burning-national-issues/
What a senseless accusation devoid of any iota of merit for any sensible consideration. Isn't Jonathan still the president? Buhari still has till May 29th to officially become the beloved President of Nigeria, and he has his work cut out for him, which are no easy tasks whatsoever - he has to clean-up Jonathan's mess of 6years, coupled with the effects of other previous inclusive 10yrs of PDP's mismanagement of federal power. PDP should go to school, this is not how an opposition party is expected to function. An opposition party makes sensible criticism, not baseless irrational chatter that lacks content value and equates to noisemaking. I think the PDP should ask Jonathan about his indifference in about 6yrs to Bokoharam's reign of terror in the North; his indifference to the kidnapping of the Chibok girls and many other legal law-abiding citizens unaccounted for; his indifference to the sufferings of the masses; his indifference to uncountable corruption of his government; his indifference to the voice of the people... It didn't matter to President i-don't-give-a-damn-what-Nigerians-think until the elections were around the corner and it was glaring he would lose. That was when he suddenly wanted to become a magician. Reduced fuel price, allowed other countries militaries fight and subdue Bokoharam; started a spending spree to his supporters...but he still lost at the end because Nigerians are not fools anymore.


Whatever is left of PDP should just shut up already. The only opposition party that will keep the APC-Buhari presidency on its toes for excellent performance is we patriotic Nigerian citizens that voted them to power. If they mess up, we'll vote them out in 2019. But as for PDP, we have had enough of this failed party. Kindly RIP and leave Nigeria alone
RomanceRe: The Right Way To Compliment A Girl That Will Make Her Smile by Amazo: 8:36pm On Apr 08, 2015
CharlesNneji1:
What I’m about to show you here, right now, is the reason most “players” are called “sweet mouths”. This one “secret” is the main reason girls love players’ compliment, while they take the compliments of other guys less seriously.

I’ve been getting a lot of emails from guys who have been following my articles. And one question that kept coming up is - weather it is right to even compliment a girl at all.

The anwser is yes.

Girls, like every other human being, love compliments and there is nothing wrong in giving it to them.

BUT THERE IS A RIGHT WAY TO GO ABOUT IT so as to get the desired result
Follow these “right ways” I’m about to show you and girls would always love to have you around them. Infact, this right ways will make any girl addicted to your compliments if you do it right.

THE TWO KEY POINTS ABOUT COMPLIMENTING GIRLS IS THIS:

#1. How specific and true is it?
#2. The frequency matters.

Let us take these points one by one.

#1 HOW SPECIFIC AND TRUE IS IT?

One problem about complimenting girls is that it makes them feel good JUST with THEMSELVES .
And why is this a problem?

This is why:

A guy compliments a girl so that girl will feel good and then like him in exchange.

That is; you don’t compliment her just so she go feel herself. You do it so she go feel you join. But when she go feel herself because of your sweet words, she no come feel you – the compliment becomes a waste.

The right thing is not just to compliment her but to do it in a way that will make her like you for the compliment.

HOW CAN YOU DO THIS?

Simple – by using a direct compliment and not a general one.

What is the difference?
Let me give you examples.

Just saying: “You are beautiful” – is too general, every guy says that.
“I like your nose, our kids go cute die” – is specific. Or you could even go like: “Nice hair, let me steal this picture and ask my baby sister to make it”.

ANOTHER ONE:

“Nice smile” is general. “The way your lower lip curve when you smile tho” - is specific.

Are you getting the gist?

The more specific your compliment is the more it doesn’t sound like wash, and the more it makes her really really not just feel good about herself, But also, feel good about you for complimenting her.

And the formula is to make your compliment direct, followed by a little teasing.

More examples: “You are sexy” is general.

“This your hips sha, if I dream about it I will bite your lips” is specific (No go use this one for pastor pikin o, she will vex for you).

The reason this works is that>>>>

One; it makes your compliment appear real and not just something you’ve said JUST to be nice.
Two; it makes her to feel good ABOUT HERSELF and the same time; GOOD ABOUT YOU.

#THE FREQUENCY OF YOUR COMPLIMENTS MATTERS

Too much of everything is bad. You should know that.
When you compliment a girl too often your compliments becomes too common and less powerful. Be sparse with it, you are not her ego booster, your job is not to make her feel good about herself. If you must compliment a girl make sure she has earned it. It should be a reward from you to her.

Guys compliment girls just so she will reward her with her attention.

Wrong Wrong Wrong Wrong. Very wrong.

Your compliment should only be given when she really deserves it. You are the boss. You should be in-charge.

If she wears something you don’t like, don’t compliment it. Last time I checked the devil is the father of all liars.
If you don’t think her lips are cute don’t say it.
She should just get your compliments when she really deserves it.

Here is my facebook page: www.facebook.com/attractbabes . If you've read my ebook, feel free to drop your experiences with the ebook on the page.

Have an awesome night, bro.

See you in my next article
RomanceRe: Help!!!-they Have Been Dating For Over Six Years But He Hasn't Kissed Her! by Amazo: 8:00pm On Apr 08, 2015
kingstylo01:
lmao! grin please don't allow ma friend read this, or else he go give you E-punch... Hahaha..

Buh on a serious note, he beleives she isn't pretending.. Several test has been carried out by him to prove her worth, and she passed them all.
From what i can see, seems like your friend is truly in love with her, hence his reason for putting up with her refusal for kissing for so long. But herein lies the point i'm trying to make, that same LOVE likely will have "blinded" your friend and he's not seeing things the way they really are. I mean common here, we're talking about 6 years, not 6 days or weeks. Something is definitely not right. Maybe she's a saint as your friend thinks she is but that's in the 0.00000000000001% possibility; if i were him, i would really be examining the other 99.99999999999999% possibility that something's up her sleeves. I have had it where a "nice Church girl" would tell her so-called guy on phone she is at a relatives place, but here she was missionary style enjoying my d; and the same girl might be denying the poor guy sex. So truth is sh1t happens. Any man that trusts a woman completely does so at his own peril.
PoliticsRe: Ayirimi Emami defects to APC in Delta by Amazo: 7:31pm On Apr 08, 2015
gearcoin:
Abeg who help me to see d following:
Barcanista
Temitemi
Tit
Chukuwudi44
Firefire
I hope they did not commit suicide?
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Oba Is Right, APC Can Make Life Unbearable For Igbos In Lagos - Okorocha by Amazo: 6:34pm On Apr 08, 2015
gistyinka:
**APC is the party that has protected Igbo people's lives and properties over these years. - Okorocha.
**Lagos APC government has the power to make life unbearable for all Igbo traders and resident in Lagos if they so wish.

The Imo state Governor, Owelle Rochas Okorocha has thrown his support for the Oba of Lagos, who threatened Igbos residing in Lagos of Death inside Lagoon if they fail to vote the APC Lagos Governorship candidate, Ambode, whom he claimed he hand picked for the position.

Okorocha speaking to the press in Imo state capital, Owerri, after Buhari's visit defended the Oba of Lagos and pointed out that the Oba of Lagos was not totally wrong in insisting that Igbos must vote Ambode .

He went further to echo that "Igbos should not portray themselves as ungrateful people, the only way they can show appreciation is by massively voting for APC the party that has protected their lives and properties over these years.

"The Lagos state government led by APC has the capacity to make life unbearable for all Igbo traders and resident in Lagos if they so wish. So you see, the Oba was figurative in his speech not necessarily that Igbos will be drowned in Lagoons" the governor added.

http://gistyinka.net/obas-of-lagos-threat-to-igbos-igbos-are-ungrateful-to-lagos-gov-rochas-okorocha/
If ever the ibo tribe stand a chance of presidency in Nigeria, Rochas Okorocha is the man for the job. A man filled with common sense in an uncommon way and is among the few un-tribalistic Nigerian elite politicians that is not blinded by the prevalent hate and extreme tribalism common to his region. This man has my vote of confidence. Unfortunately, the proverbial statement "a prophet is not without honor, except in his own city and among his own people" is the case with this illustrious achiever. His people do not appreciate what they have until they lose him. Rochas should please just change his tribe. The South West and North need more remarkable leaders like this.
RomanceRe: See (photo) And Describe This In One Word. by Amazo: 3:53pm On Apr 08, 2015
danielayodele16:
I can't believe my friend is doing this on a Monday morning....could this be love or something else? please share your view..
I see two women grin
RomanceRe: Help!!!-they Have Been Dating For Over Six Years But He Hasn't Kissed Her! by Amazo: 3:24pm On Apr 08, 2015
kingstylo01:
this ain't no joke.. Its a serious case. She's this church type that hardly leaves home. Am surprised when he told me she spent a night with him.
Many so-called "Church girls" are usually hypocrites and deceivers. I won't be surprised if her pussyometer is already reading 58,000miles grin
RomanceRe: Bruhhhh LMAOOOOOO, Does Ur Wife or woman Do This by Amazo: 2:58pm On Apr 08, 2015
hilaryiwens05:
https://scontent-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/s480x480/11062111_10153204987208750_5224784313836973934_n.jpg?oh=44a84ce9ce111712bd88de1ee18587cb&oe=55AD3649
Pretty much happens when you're doing it raw and she made up her mind to hook you with a baby angry. That's why it pays to have a big long schlong and be a beast in bed. If you're doing it the missionary way, drill the v-jay hard and fast without mercy, and she'll spread her legs wide apart like two like-pole magnets repelling eachother. It always works for me grin
RomanceRe: You Pay The Rent, Unknowingly To U, Ur Wife Owns The Building. by Amazo: 2:30pm On Apr 08, 2015
Kindycute:
Your family lives in a rented apartment, You pay like 120 thousand a year for rent, unknowingly to you, your wife owns the building, she has been keeping it as a secret and decided to tell you after 5 years. What will you do after she told you?
I will unknowingly collect my money back grin
RomanceRe: Help!!!-they Have Been Dating For Over Six Years But He Hasn't Kissed Her! by Amazo: 2:19pm On Apr 08, 2015
kingstylo01:
Dear romancelanders, a close friend of mine called me this morning (8th) and was complaing bitterly about his girlfriend.
This is the summary of his complain:


"he loves her so much and she loves him too. he's been dating her for over six years but she doesn't allow him kiss her. Anytime he makes a move, she'll tell him to wait for the right time, (wedding day, which he doesn't know if he'll be her husband).
Fast foward to yesterday(7th), he was a lucky guy because she paid him a suprise visit and decided to pass the night with him.
Everything spoiled because she kept rejecting his moves. Although she allowed him kiss her on her forehead, arms, cheeks, and other parts, she fasten her lips together and wouldn't allow him kiss her lips, despite applying all his badt boi methods he could think of..
It even came to a point where it looked as if he was trying to rape her and she burst into tears which made him angry and made him quarrel with her."

(don't think he is a learner because he is a baddo!)

i asked him to calm down and take everything easy.

What advice should i give him? Should he comply with her or breakup?
(I don't want to jump into conclusion for fear of ruining his 6yr+ old relationship. At this point i know he will take any advice from me, that's why i decided to bring it up here).


NOTE: This is not a cooked up story. Matured response please.
No lip biting for 6 years shocked ...and your friend calls that a "relationship"? Please come back and tell me another joke...hahahahahahaha grin
PoliticsRe: Army Tells Amaechi “parade Has Changed Gear” by Amazo: 12:33pm On Apr 08, 2015
lalasticlala:
http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2015/04/08/army-tells-amaechi-parade-has-changed-gear/
And gear has changed cloth too because the millions of ghosts planning to vote PDP in the upcoming governorship elections in Rivers State have flown to Uranus to vote for the Aliens grin
PoliticsRe: REVEALED: The Men and Woman Who Convinced Jonathan To Concede Defeat. by Amazo: 11:47am On Apr 08, 2015
Equalizer:
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/180750-revealed-the-men-and-woman-who-pressured-jonathan-to-concede-defeat.html
Tales by moonlight grin

To mention a few, under his presidential watch, there was reckless unmitigated institutionalized un-penalized corruption in government; callous negligence of duty as the C-I-C of the armed forces to quell an insurgency that would later claim (and still claiming) the lives of thousands of innocent citizens, arguably displaced millions more with loss of assets, livelihood of unquantifiable value; unprecendented enrichment of criminal elements within the country, whereas unprecedented economic hardship for the masses; the Chibok girls are still missing... No, history will not be kind to Jonathan - never! angry
PoliticsRe: How Jega Defeated Jonathan For Buhari By Femi Aribisala by Amazo: 9:08am On Apr 08, 2015
collinspro:
http://dailypost.ng/2015/04/07/femi-aribisala-how-jega-defeated-jonathan-for-buhari-in-the-election/
This man is so pained by Buhari's win that he has resorted to writing nonsense nobody cares about grin

Anyway, GEJ till May 28th wink
PoliticsRe: APC Wins 214 House Of Reps’ Seats by Amazo: 8:06am On Apr 08, 2015
MuguliciousMUGU:
The All Progressives Congress will firmly be in control of the 8th House of Representatives as the majority party with over 214 members.

There are a total of 360 seats in the second chamber of the National Assembly.
Figures emerging from the outcome of the March 28 National Assembly poll, show that APC members are now 214, against the Peoples Democratic Party, which has 125 lawmakers.

The statistics gives a gap of 89 between the APC and the PDP in favour of the former.

The figures, whichThe PUNCHobtained on Tuesday, exclude the 11 federal constituency seats in Jigawa State, where election has yet to be conducted by the Independent National Electoral Commission.

When elections for the 11 seats are conducted, the APC will possibly get additional seats, meaning that its numerical strength in the House may be well above 214 at inauguration on June 6.

Three other political parties, Labour Party, the All Progressives Grand Alliance and Accord Party, share the balance of 10 seats, bringing the total to 360.

The distribution of the figures shows that the APC has the highest membership haul from the North-West with 81 lawmakers, as against the PDP’s zero score for now.

It is followed by the South-West, where it won 47 seats compared to the PDP’s 20.

In the North-Central, the party got 41 seats and left eight for the PDP.
The APC’s performance in the North-East was 40 as against the seven seats won by the PDP.

The PDP’s strongest zone is the South-South, where it produced 52 members, compared to the APC’s three. The three seats came from Edo State.

The current majority party won 38 seats in the South-East, leaving only three for the APC in Imo State.

A further breakdown indicates that the APC did not win any seat in Ebonyi, Anambra, Enugu and Abia states.

Same goes for the South-South states of Rivers, Delta, Akwa Ibom, Cross Rivers and Bayelsa, where it did not produce any lawmaker.
However, the APC took all the seats in Kano, Katsina, Kaduna, Zamfara, Sokoto and Kebbi in the North-West.

In its second strongest zone (South-West), it got 19 seats out of 24 in Lagos; 12 in Oyo State; seven in Osun; five in Ondo and four in Ogun.

The PDP cleared all the six seats in Ekiti State.
In the North-Central axis, APC won all seats in Kogi, Kwara and Niger states. It won eight out of 11 in Benue; six out of eight in Plateau; and two out of five in Nasarawa State.

Similarly, it amassed all the seats in Bauchi and Borno states.
But, in Adamawa, the APC has seven, the PDP (one); Gombe, the APC has four, PDP (two); Taraba, APC two, PDP (three); and Yobe, APC five, PDP (one).

At the inauguration of the 7th Assembly on June 6, 2011, the PDP was in clear majority with around 208 lawmakers. The defunct Action Congress of Nigeria had about 70 members, followed by the then Congress for Progressive Change, which had around 40 lawmakers.

Following the historic merger in 2013 between the ACN, CPC and the All Nigerian Peoples Party to form the APC, the PDP began rapidly to lose its control of the House.

In December of the same year, 37 PDP members moved in one day to the APC. More defections followed in the run up to the last elections.

It was capped on October 28, 2014, with the defection of the Speaker, Mr. Aminu Tambuwal, a PDP lawmaker, to the APC.

By the time the two parties went for the March 28 polls, the APC’s membership in the House had risen to above 180, while the PDP fell to between 158 and 160.
The outcome of the polls further confirmed the APC’s control of the House and positioned it to produce the Speaker, Deputy Speaker, Majority Leader, Chief Whip and Deputy Majority Leader of the in-coming 8th Assembly.
This will turn the table against the PDP, now demoted to minority or the main opposition party.

Commenting on the turn of events on Tuesday, the outgoing Deputy Majority Leader, Mr. Leo Ogor, described it as “democracy at play,” though he assured Nigerians that the PDP would bounce back.

http://www.punchng.com/news/apc-wins-214-house-of-reps-seats/
Elections hath no fury like Nigerian citizens scorned for 16yrs grin . As you can see from the results of the current elections so far, during historic moments, the SE + SS deliberately chooses to be on the losing side of Nigerian history yet again. Pitiful!
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Presents Soludo As Finance Minister, Tinubu Kicks by Amazo: 6:18pm On Apr 06, 2015
Dragonking:
http://dailypost.ng/2015/04/06/tinubu-kicks-as-obasanjo-suggests-soludo-to-buhari-as-finance-minister/
Oby Ezekwesili cool comes to mind as a competent choice. She's paid her dues. I hope the incoming Buhari administration will utilize her immense expertise in the financial sector of his government.
PoliticsRe: Agbaje Or Ambode - Online Polls by Amazo: 1:25pm On Apr 06, 2015
gorkypark:
Fellow Nigerians, judging from the results of the May 28th General Elections, this will stand as a test for the likelihood for the Lagos Gubernatorial Results

HIT LIKE FOR JIMI AGBAJE



HIT SHARE FOR AKINWUNMI AMBODE

Moderators, front page please!
So the massacre Kano, Katsina and Kaduna electorates did to the PDP is not enough grin? Only a sophisticated party should rule a sophisticated State like Lagos. PDP is a failed party, and a failed party can never rule Lagos angry. APC is not perfect, but so far, it seems the worst of APC is far better than the best of PDP. Jimi Agbaje pitched his tent in the wrong party. I think the Naira has a better chance becoming the global reserve currency than PDP winning the governorship elections in Lagos - and the Naira can never be a global reserve currency, get my point grin. And this is where Jonathan deserves to be thanked: he was able to destroy PDP, the acclaimed largest political party in Africa, within six years grin. When Jonathan took over the presidency, gradually but surely, he transformed the PDP from being a national party to being a SS and SE party, just like he did with his presidency, he took leave from being the President of Nigeria and conducted his rule and administration as President of the SS and SE only, harassing and alienating the rest of the country. Who's laughing now tongue undecided?

#Governor_Ambode_2015
RomanceRe: Trapped In An Elevator by Amazo: 11:21am On Apr 06, 2015
Psammyst:
to the guys, if you were trapped in an elevator with Nikky Minaj, Christina Hendricks and Kim Kardashian what would you do?

and to the girls if you were trapped in an elevator with Cristiano Ronaldo, James bond and Brad Pitt, what would you do? cool
Trapped in an elevator with Nikky Minaj shocked. She will just rape me grin
FamilyRe: He Caught His Wife With Another Man Having Sex On Their Matrimonial Bed. by Amazo: 9:41am On Apr 06, 2015
MayorNaija:
Fellow Nairalanders,a problem shared they say is a problem half solved,on that faithful morning,my friend left for work in a hurry cuz he was already late,after about thirty minutes he discovered that he was not with his tablet"phone",he had no choice but to go back home to get his phone,on getting home the first thing he discovered was that the door was locked which is unusual at that time of the day as his wife was supposed to be busy preparing the children for school before going to her shop,he rang the door bell but it took sometime for his wife to get the door,even when she did she wasn't her usual self and that raised his suspicion because of what neighbors have been telling him about his wife but he chosed not to believe.
He told his wife that he came back because he forgot his phone,his wife offered to fetch the handset but he followed her inside,the children who ought to hv taken their bath were still sleeping,since it was a room and parlor the guy entered the bedroom and behold the intruder was hiding beside their wardrobe.
without making any trouble he asked the guy to leave his house which he did.
My friend left for work but have not returned to his house till date,my friend always complained of his wife starving him of sex,he also told me that for the five yrs of his marriage his wife has never for once initiated sex,anytime he makes the move she always have one excuse or the other.their marriage is blessed with two kids,a boy and a girl,he has been sending money for the children's upkeep but now his mum and family members are sueing for peace,he said he left his house for the woman because of his children whom he said ll be better taken care of by their mother since they are still very young,he has also vowed never to marry again but now his mother is mounting pressure on him to forgive his wife and go back home,what should he do?go back to his wife or go ahead and get another apartment for himself?the woman in question said it was the devil that pushed her into it but have not shown deep remorse for her action,each time she calls my friend its always about the money for the children's wellfair.
Nairalanders the ball is now in your court,pls matured advice if needed.
Unfortunately, your friend married an A-class h0e. The likely reason she's still sticking with him is that her lover(s) is/are poorer than he is. If it weren't so, she would have left your friend since. So she's staying for financial security. Also, your friend might be promising financially and she's sticking around for him to make it big, then poison his food, he dies a fool, she inherits his wealth, and she and her lover(s) enjoy it. He had better take his kids from her if he is truly interested in their well-being, and learn how to become an alpha male before getting a new wife. Beg your wife for sexhuh OMG, who does this crazy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit? Maybe a fool angry. If your wife starts telling you "NO", then she's already be on "YES" with outside niggas, simple!
RomanceRe: Could This Be An Invitation For Sex??? by Amazo: 10:03pm On Apr 05, 2015
forkadict:
Flogged ke? ?? Or charged to the International Criminal Court, The Hague for crimes against WOMANITY.

Mtscheeeew!
grin
RomanceRe: Could This Be An Invitation For Sex??? by Amazo: 2:24am On Apr 05, 2015
Emperoradrian:
I was rushing to my school bus stand to enter the bus before it fills up,then suddenly i hit my left leg against a stone,i now made the sign of the cross and continued my journey,then this girl walked up to me,and asked why i was making the sign of the cross,i replied her "the bible says we should pray at all time".she just laughed and we parted ways....a week later,i went to buy petrol at the station in my street,i had my earpiece stuffed in my ears,enjoying my highlife by osadebe,....i got to the station,bought the fuel,then on my return journey,someone tapped me and said.."oboy person d call u",when i turned,lo and behold,it was same gal i had met in school,i crossed to the other side of the road to meet her,i didn't know she was the one until she helped me recall....she was with plenty bags,and i inquired what she was doing with all those bags,she said she's just returning from Ph,that she saw me when i passed,and called me but i didnt answer her... I apologized,and asked her if she had any goody for me ,she said i should follow her to her house if i needed one....i declined cos i was rushing home to watch UEFA match,and told her i'd come for it another day,after which i collected her number and rushed off.......on friday that week,i went for a friend's birthday party,and slept over,when i was coming back on saturday evening,i met this same girl on the road,and she said i've been reluctant about coming to visit her,that i must follow her to her lodge that nite,i agreed,when we got to her house,it was a self con room,nice,i loved d paintings on her wall,i was admiring the room,while she was packing her cloths she washed earlier inside,after that,the next thing,she started undressing herself,leaving only her panties and bra on,after which she used her towel to cover herself before entering the bathroom,all this while,i just kept my cool,pressing my fone....she finally came out of the bathroom,and layed down on her bed with only her towel,we talked a few more minutes,before i told her that i'd love to take my leave now....when i got home,she sent me a whatsapp message saying i didn't ask her to offer me anything....i need ur opinions here,was she sending me GREEN LITES or was it normalhuh?
Just look at this buffoon shocked. She gave you RAINBOW lights grin. She was h0rny af and she wanted the d. You should be flogged angry
CareerRe: She Asked Me To Carry Her Hand Bag, I Refused And She Fired Me. by Amazo:
klark3:
I was employed as an architect in a medium size architectural firm, my boss happens to be a lady.

I hitched a ride in her car after a meeting with a client on site, It's was even my first time of hitching a ride in her car, as I have always eschewed it, on getting to the office she asked me to carry her hand bag along, but I turned deaf ear to her request and swiftly went straight to the office, but she came to my office and gave me a sullen glare.

I thought the malice won't last long, but unfortunately for me, she fired me this morning for a no cogent reason.

I'm downcast and bewildered, she's just privilege to be the manager because it's her dad firm, she's my contemporary, and I was on the verge of supervising a gigantic project.

Was I wrong?
Not only were you wrong, your action reflects complete stupidity and mental shallowness. I would have fired you on the spot. "She's just privileged" you say, which shows you're likely also the rude, arrogant, and ill-mannered type who is lacking in proper upbringing. Why don't you claim your own privileges by going to work in your own father's company, or set up your own. Serve today and be served tomorrow, that's how life works.
PoliticsRe: Ijaw Youths To Meet On Outcome Of Presidential Poll by Amazo: 8:11am On Apr 03, 2015
nwadiuko1:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/04/ijaw-youths-to-meet-on-outcome-of-presidential-poll/
Please can somebody define "Ijaw youths"? I can't find it in my Webster's dictionary grin
PoliticsRe: The Behind The Scene Drama In Aso Rock By Okah Ewah Edede by Amazo: 11:10pm On Apr 02, 2015
helinues:
When Orubebe took to the floor yesterday to disrupt proceedings at the Collation centre, I feared for the worst. Just imagine what would have happened if one or two of the security men had forcefully tried to remove him. He would have fought them off, the other PDP agents would have come to his defense and the police would have been called in to remove everyone using teargas.

That would have been the end of it. In the ensuing melee, the result sheets would have disappeared and all hell would have broke loose.

State of emergency would have been declared and we would be talking about elections in two years time or more depending on how subsequent events panned out.

I don't even want to imagine the pogroms that would have ensued? In 1962, the case of disruption of proceedings in the Western Region House of Assembly led to the state of emergency which led to the January 1966 coup and this lead to the northern counter-coup and eventually the tragic civil war.

Yesterday, Godsday Orubebe nearly threw Nigeria into such a turmoil again but President Goodluck Jonathan averted it.

What transpired in the Presidential Villa was this: when the outcome of the election began to turn against President Goodluck Jonathan, many Hawks in government and in PDP started pressurizing him to step in and turn the tide via manipulation and State power. He refused.

I know someone who knelt down with tearful eyes asking him to act like an African President and jettison this European idea of gentlemanism. PGEJ refused to intervene.

When President Jonathan's attention was drawn to what Orubebe was doing on TV, he quickly asked one of his aide to get him General Buhari immediately on the phone. Contrary to reports that GEJ was watching the programme, the man left others to watch it and went to sleep. The trending picture of him with Abdusalami purportedly watching the event is a big hoax. That picture was taken during the peace-accord drive of Gen. Abdulsalami before the election.

President Jonathan quickly called Gen. Buhari to congratulate him even before the collation officially ended because he wanted to pull the sail on the antics of his Hawkish supporters. If he hadn't done that they would have used his influence to do something foolish. It was Okonjo Iweala that called President Jonathan to intimate him of Orubebe's actions.

I have been battling tears ever since I learnt what happened. If only Nigerians knew that many Hawkish PDP stalwart and top government officers stormed out angrily on this humble President when they learnt he had called Gen. Buhari to concede defeat, claiming that he betrayed them. One Northern ally of his even called him weak. That call was what saved the day. Orubebe was told of the call and he quietly walked away, allowing collation proceedings to continue.

GEJ made that call to Buhari around 16:15 hours.

Only the Doves remained with President Jonathan. Many of the Hawks are still not speaking to him even now.

General Abdulsalami and other African Statesmen were still pondering how to douse the expected mayhem and they placed a call to Gen. Buhari to plead with him to restrain his supporters and to tell him they were preparing to go and meet President Jonathan to call his Hawkish associates to order when Gen. Buhari told them not to bother that PGEJ has already called him and conceded defeat. Everyone was stunned beyond word.

Source: http://www.gbam.tv/latest-news/articles?aid=5997&title=A%20MUST%20READ!!!!THE%20BEHIND%20THE%20SCENE%20DRAMA%20IN%20ASO%20ROCK%20BY%20OKAH%20EWAH%20EDEDE
Story for the aliens undecided ! Jonathan lost and there was nothing, i repeat, nothing he could do to stop it without ending up being Gbagboed to prison. He wisely chose to retire to Otuoke and enjoy his loot. So what's the big deal in all this? All this noise making is just another PDP propaganda. Will PDP just give this shiiiiiit up already. angry
PoliticsRe: Atiku Congratulates Buhari In Abuja Yesterday by Amazo: 9:03pm On Apr 02, 2015
klem93:
The former VP met with the president-elect yesterday in Abuja to congratulate him on winning the presidential election. http://www.maxgist.com/2015/04/photos-atiku-abubakar-meets-buhari-in.html#more
Wow, just look at my tall, brown and handsome people's general President Buhari cool. Even Atiku looks short besides him grin
PoliticsRe: Who Do You Want As Head Of The Economic And Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC)? by Amazo: 8:49pm On Apr 02, 2015
IbnSultaan:
Who do you want as head of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC)?

He/She will be in charge of the war on corruption in Nigeria
I'll go with whoever the anti-corruption President Buhari chooses cool
PoliticsRe: Gani Adams Praises Buhari, Says He’s Nigeria’s Abraham Lincoln by Amazo: 8:40pm On Apr 02, 2015
kyrios:
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/180464-gani-adams-praises-buhari-says-hes-nigerias-abraham-lincoln.html
What a sharp guy! OPC saw a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to scam the dunce PDP presidency and they took it. Jonathan-led PDP bought 6 million votes from OPC, only to later discover after elections by INEC that they were imaginary votes, and unfortunately there is no refund grin.

But let all these public funds leeches aka militants that fed fat under the PDP presidency be warned, whether organizations (OPC, MASSOB etc) or individuals alike (Dokubo and co.). The time for free lunch is over angry. All awarded security contracts by GEJ presidency will surely be cancelled by the Buhari presidency. Enough of the daylight robbery of our national treasury. Everybody must know their place under the people's general administration. Protection of our waterways, pipelines, oil fields, and whatever government assets or interests under the Nigerian territory belongs to our gallant security forces agencies, institutions and ministries that were practically crippled in efficiency and completely rubbished under the GEJ-led PDP presidency within the last 6 years. Militants must also know that their place is prison or the grave, if they refuse to turn a new leaf and abandon their criminality. Yes, for all criminal militant groups in the North, West, East or South that want to make war against the Nigerian people and the Buhari led government, the only free lunch you will get is speedy death grin. No more toleration of nonsensical nonsense angry from worthless criminal nonentities hitherto holding our nation to ransom and politically machinated by the defunct PDP presidency to be a permanent source of calamity and national-resources-depleting viruses in the country. Buhari will reform our military, police, judiciary etc and they in turn reform all the notorious criminals gangs within our shores with swift efficiency of arrest, prosecution and merciless judgment.

This is the dawn of a NEW NIGERIA people, a Nigeria that works. The Buhari presidency is gladly more than capable to put anybody opposed to this glorious change on the one-way elevator straight down to hell. We want a better country, a better present and future; and that is what this change is all about, and nothing or no one can stop us now. God bless Nigeria and all patriotic Nigerians.
RomanceRe: Who Is The Most Beautifull{female] And Handsome{male] Nairalander As At Now? by Amazo: 5:21pm On Apr 02, 2015
oluwasunshine:
I give mine to two people because i am highly confused,rokiatu and farano because i don't know who to choose but as for male,i don't know them because they don't upload their pics. What of yours my fellow romancelander,type their name and also post their pics.
shocked Rokiatu and Farano huh lipsrsealed

Whahahahahahahahahaahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...you're too funny grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin.
Please tell me another joke undecided

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