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RomanceRe: My Uncle Caught Me Masturbating! by AndroidAI(m): 9:04pm On Jul 25, 2022
Another unpaid creative writer cheesy
RomanceRe: My Secondary School Re-union Experience by AndroidAI(m): 7:40pm On Jul 24, 2022
blaquebelle:
And for God's sake, y'all should stop quoting long posts on NL angry

Seun please can you add a feature where quoted posts only show the first few lines with a 'Read more' option to spread the message optionally.

Mods please help us table this with your Oga. Cc Lalasticlala, Mynd44
You'll wait till eternity. That lazy modafuka couldn't even add a simple block button, what makes you think he will do this? Instead he'd rather spend his entire day on Twitter exposing his tribalistic nature.
PhonesRe: Iphone 13 Pro Max Or Samsung Galaxy S22 Ultra by AndroidAI(m): 6:49pm On Jul 24, 2022
Basically the same. But iPhone offers more, which is class. People will treat you differently because you're using an iPhone, than an Android. When you're climbing the ladder of life, you will appreciate that class
CareerRe: How Do People Survive On 30k Per Month Salary In Nigeria by AndroidAI(m): 6:38pm On Jul 23, 2022
Diligent1:
It is not easy, especially for us that have children, my daughters can still drink water to endure for sometime but my son can't hide his hunger he will be shouting from outside that he is hungry
You deserve it. I wish all your children will come out, and shout that they are hungry for the whole world to see. What was your plan? To keep giving birth without any reasonable income? Don't you know that you're suffering these innocent kids, and that you don't deserve to be a mother because you can't take care of them? Instead of changing your financial situation, you decided to open your legs to bring forth innocent kids to suffer. You deserve your suffering.
RomanceRe: Ladies What Do You Think About This Trending Brazilian Hairstyle (photos) by AndroidAI(m): 8:32am On Jul 23, 2022
VenumX:
That grey shirt male is g@y as fvCk.
Seems he has mount you before comrade grin
RomanceRe: 7 Things That Will Happen To Men Who Don't Get Married by AndroidAI(m): 7:39pm On Jul 22, 2022
teegrams:
And for a norm they ask their single friends why ain’t they married yet grin
Misery loves company.
CrimeRe: 37 Suspected Yahoo Boys Arrested In Asaba by AndroidAI(m): 7:07pm On Jul 22, 2022
I don't condone fraud, but cars, laptops and phones aren't incriminating materials. Does that mean any young dude driving a car and owning a laptop and an iPhone is a yahoo boy? We need proof that they were carrying fraudulent transactions, to avoid branding a freelancer earning legitimate money online as a yahoo boy.
CrimeRe: Woman Left Disfigured After Her Pitbull Attacked Her And Began Eating Her Alive by AndroidAI(m): 8:04am On Jul 22, 2022
Humans have been killing each other for years. So let's not condemn innocent dogs due to the action of this werey dog. But Pitbull is not for kids to be honest. You must have experience and skill before you even think of coming close. German Shepherd will always be my favourite.
Car TalkRe: I Finally Bought The Car I Went To Lagos To Buy. Now In PH With The Car by AndroidAI(m): 11:48am On Jul 21, 2022
I belong to lots of car groups, and I weep for op when I see clean cars like Honda Accord 2012 going for 2.6M. This is daylight robbery!

RomanceRe: What Is The Most Stupid Thing You Have Ever Imagined? by AndroidAI(m): 4:42pm On Jul 19, 2022
Getting fvcked by a big black man.

Being dominated, and forced to suck that D.

To finally give up control.

Unfortunately, most Nigerian boys are close-minded cry

But they think twice when money is offered grin
RomanceRe: Should l Succumb To Pressure And Marry This Girl? by AndroidAI(m): 1:10pm On Jul 19, 2022
There's no rule that immediately you marry, you must start giving birth. You can go for introduction, even marry her, then work together to achieve whatever goal you have before finally having kids. Unless the girl doesn't have something doing and cannot contribute in any way, then don't.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Called Me A Coward Because Of This. by AndroidAI(m): 1:02pm On Jul 19, 2022
Those guys were probably pranksters, and, unfortunately, you fell for it. The best thing you would have done in this situation is to hasten your step, and avoid interacting with them in any way. If anything, just smile a little and see them walk away. The moment you start defending yourself on what you don't know, they have gotten you. You were too scared to be calm, and that made you a caricature to those guys cause they'll go home and laugh their as @$$ off. Next time, don't stop, keep moving.
PoliticsRe: Atiku Shops For Campaign DG, Seeks Obasanjo’s Endorsement by AndroidAI(m): 12:41pm On Jul 17, 2022
post=114818634:
God will never forgive me if i support Atiku.........Obasanjo.

The money Atiku stole

If God were men........


"The Money Atiku Abubakar Stole when He was My Vice is Enough to Feed 300 Million People for 400 Years"............Obasanjo


So it was the OP that came up with that and wrote that?!
That is why you are attacking him right?
Even despite reading who said the words.
Someone that is supposed to use his God-given brain to understand an issue is the one here castigating and abusing another member obviously more wiser and brilliant than him.
Welcome to Nairaland.
Troll detected!

How much are you been paid?

Say hello to your other associates.

Man must chop!
EducationRe: Why Would The Worlds Smartest Man Give This Wicked Advice Before He Died by AndroidAI(m): 9:24am On Jul 17, 2022
Smartness is subjective, and humans are far from ever being infallible. It's only a foolish man that will hold another man in high esteem, and expect him to constantly spew wisdom as if he's a god.

You have a lot of growing to do. You depict some traits of someone stuck in infancy by your lack of cognitive reasoning.

Please take no offence; I'm merely trying to find a suitable interpretation to understand why an incredible multicellular organism like you can be far from intelligence.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Can You Do This Job For =N=2.4m/annum? by AndroidAI(m): 6:35pm On Jul 16, 2022
Threesha:
what type of business do you do?
Copywriting
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Can You Do This Job For =N=2.4m/annum? by AndroidAI(m): 6:19pm On Jul 16, 2022
Wow...

I make 2M monthly without doing half of these.

This is slavery!
CareerRe: Can I Sue My Employer For This?? by AndroidAI(m): 5:43pm On Jul 16, 2022
post=114453650:
Out of $20 salary per month,
They ended up giving you $12!!

This is the height of it.
Lord save Nigeria.
People are working tirelessly to earn $20 a month, and I just ordered a dilldo worth $59 cry
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend's Dad Is Homeless by AndroidAI(m): 5:16pm On Jul 16, 2022
Manna4Gurls:
That is more reason he should help no because of his woman. Even if the relationship doesn't work as anticipated, the deed he did to him can be reciprocated. Men have this spirit of remembering who once helped them in a difficult time, like this.
Stop helping people with hope that they'll help you tomorrow. That's not a good reason to give.
FamilyRe: I Am Not Lucky With A Husband. by AndroidAI(m): 12:16pm On Jul 16, 2022
Out of 2 million Nairalanders, 87% are bots/trolls.

Suen knows what I'm talking about, cause he's the enforcer, getting paid by agencies to allow these bots to strive.

What they do is cook up different stories to stir up your emotions, spread misinformation, and sway your beliefs.

This forum is yet to be exposed for what it is, and that's because most of us are not well educated to identify these cheap manipulative tactics.

For example, this very thread was created by a hot!
TravelRe: Why Do African Brothers Abroad Discourage Others From Moving Abroad Too? by AndroidAI(m): 3:21pm On Jul 15, 2022
xandy84:
Prerequisite of being a Nigerian is an attitude of entitlement. I hand a street bro 100k 5 years ago for traveling runz, He called 2 months later to let me know the runz did not click but the agent has a sure one for 1 million naira. This is someone I did not even know his last name.... I reconnect with an secondary school friend that I had not seen for 20 years, after talking for a week, he told me he just lost his job. I grab a phone, call him to sympathize with him and only for him to ask me some send him a car that he will find money for clearing....wow...
Nothing surprises me anymore.

Send him the car, you'll also end up clearing it.

Then later, you'll send more when repairs emerge.

If you later bail, they will talk about how you wickedly sent them a car without adequate money to maintain it.

My brother, since I stopped caring about what people think or say about me, I've been living in peace.

I can't help an average Nigerian and I don't care if they see me as wicked or whatever.

Experience, they say, is the best teacher, and I've learned.
TravelRe: Why Do African Brothers Abroad Discourage Others From Moving Abroad Too? by AndroidAI(m): 2:54pm On Jul 15, 2022
Raregem9000:
Find his own way? Remember, we rise by lifting others up. I experienced same thing the poster was saying three years ago. I have a cousin who lives abroad. He has been there for a decade now and i only asked him to just help with an invite while i pay for every money that will be spent and i will work things out when i get there. Note: I'm paying for everything. This my cousin kept on giving me stories like it's not easy there that i shouldn't come. He even said i should use the money i had with me to start a business in Nigeria instead of coming there. I was like why are you still there if it's not easy? I just bone him and block him on every social platforms. A year after, i went to an agent to help on a Canadian Visa but i was duped. I'm looking forward to doing all by myself when i'm ready to go on the adventure again without involving any agent and when the soup is done, i would unblock that my cousin, so that he can see that what he failed to help me with has been achieved.
Nobody owes you anything young man. You sound so entitled. That said, have you considered what it will take this so called cousin to invite you over?

How is your relationship with this so called cousin? How often do you relate with each other?

For your cousin to invite you over, it will cost him a few bucks, and he might need to take a leave from work so he could process your coming.

A lot of things are involved, and it's nothing but inconvenience for the one inviting you. It's not about having money to pay everything, will you also pay for his transport and loss of wages should he leave work to process the documents?

Only someone you have an amiable relationship with will be kind enough to help you.

Unfortunately many of you have no solid relationships until e hook una for neck. Your best bet is through an agency, or do it yourself. Google is there!
PropertiesRe: Help Me Get A Place To Stay In Abuja - Sefcon by AndroidAI(op): 2:19pm On Jul 08, 2022
amechispeaks:
I chuckled when all he said he has for rent is 300k per annum, and he wants a decent house in ABJ with constant light and water!

It's like bla bla bla smeared with horsesh*t!
E pain am cheesy
Literature/Writing AdsRe: My Top 5 Lessons Learned As A Freelance Writer - By Amechi Okoli by AndroidAI(m): 10:50am On Jul 07, 2022
I chuckled when he said he's yet to meet a Nigerian writer that's better.

This is a clear case of self delusion if you ask me. While I respect the intentions, I can't overlook the apparent cheap chest beat.

It's like baking delicious cookies and smearing them with a big pile of horseshit.

No!
Car TalkRe: Advise Needed Urgently Between Lexus ES 350 Vs Hyundai Sonata by AndroidAI(m): 10:32pm On Jun 28, 2022
Prayfortheworld:
Mumu wey dy collect salary wan dy compare me to him papa bastard you go answer person sir till you die.
With your dirty wife (harlot) that looks a sacrifice wasted sperm with his ugly hoe.
You picked the wrong nigga i get time chairman
You lost this round, sir
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals 2020 ➜ ➜ ➜ by AndroidAI(m): 8:26pm On May 30, 2022
Nairalandboss:
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