₦airaland Forum

Ella is kool, I shoulda bleeped but oh well.

Delusional, coming from a local champion.

See my hood , nvigwe no even far from that side

prof800:
Just for attempting sexual assault on a stripper who could have been lying to frame him up.
Sad.

No smoke without fire

Product manager , a friend of mine spent 6+ years at google , he works at amazon now as a senior product manager

Buying premium fuel doesn't make a difference. Lol if ur car is rated for minimum 91 Octane anything below that and ur reducing your output

It's always a good time to buy bitcoin

MrTAnonymous:
@ the bolded, not everybody is motivated by hunger and gluttony, I just love the taste of bushmeat, that is the reason why I eat it.




Incase you don't know na me talk

That's not even bust meat, I saw some one cooking lizard the other day on here, it's purely hunger and ignorance.

When I was younger bush meat was cutting grass. Those look like some of lynx or wild cats and the rest are just rats. My country

Sonnobax15:
Sorry to shock you,all the qualities you mentioned above doesn't matter any more in today's politics so long you're loyal to a course and a godfather (s)...

we used to have a LGA chairman back then here in Delta State whose english always stirred people into laughter...he was also a thug but because he was loyal and also from a renowned family,he was hand-picked and made the chairman.....
we also have a similar case presently in the Delta State house of assembly as I type..

This is main reason the south south will always be backwards

frankyychiji:
I wasn't scared at all. They didn't exude the aura of dangerous boys, so I had to make them feel relaxed by accepting the cigarette. A typical guy, robber or not would think twice before hitting a lady who he just offered a smoke, or the robbers think of raping me. I had to act like I endorsed their lifestyle so they don't see the lady in me and get ideas.

Nice , i bet ur hubby is always thrilled when u tell him the story

frankyychiji:
Lol.. I'm married now with babies but still forming Voltron.

Is Enugu your home?

One of my "homes" i could just imagine them giving you cigar and you smoking it lol. Its well , may God bless your wedlock and family

frankyychiji:
I can't lie you I'm not a typical bad girl, but I'm street smart.
The story has been edited and would be continued. Check it out.

Lol when reading ur story I could just imagine all the sights , sounds and smell. Street smart > . Hope ur bf knows he has a ride or die.

There's there's wrong with bad girls

Bleep i miss home

molbic:
this one Na one of the Nairaland ancestors

We don dey here since. Funny how nairaland hasen't changed but at one point it was almost in competition with facebook.

Kinematics:
If you are looking for rest from the hustle and bustle of life, you'll enjoy Cali more than Lagos and PH. But give yourself like 1 month when the relaxation mood is over then you'll want to run back to Lagos and PH.

For sure, I like ph more than lag now tho. Lagos is just stress I dont need. From the moment you land lag is wahala.

I miss home m when I brought my girl to naija she enjoyed cali even more than lag and ph

Not making any claims but when i did NYSC on camp its was mostly yoruba folks i saw doing this. First day of camp was smoking a joint in the bush. My bunk mate spotted me and came by making a comment "this looks like a nice place to shit". I told him not to do it when we have toilets

Week 3 i wake up to commotion at 2 am. The same person was caught in the same place taking a shit, the soldiers beat him senseless that morning. Twas the last time i saw dude on camp

most of the money will be useable

You can hear the bird in the background, Bleep i miss home

solmus:
Go to Rashidiya and Jabel Ali Metro Station Dubai first and you might understand why you should never include Dubai Metro in your comparison non of our international airports match their metro or train station lol. Even American tourist snap pics in amazement

Goto metros in Joburg and see real difference, never used Metro in Kigali as I only once had stop over but please Kigali isn't on that level of mediocre

The one I would had fought you over is if you had compared this to anything in Qatar or Abudhabi


Think of Dubai Metro stations as underground mall, with toilet that flushes automatically with sensors, ATMs, automated vending machine, automated metro card unit loader, elevators and escalators... Everywhere has sound system to notify you of arrival and departure, fully air-conditioned with sweet smell

I have never seen any Patriotic Nigerian who arrived Dubai, Abudhabi, or Doha who won't curse Nigeria and it's leaders for a week



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How have you contributed to Nigeria? i know your the type that travels over seas but at flimhouse during a movie you will be gisting and making calls, not sure why ya'll do it as efizy. As if some one will eat air conditioner or automatic toilets.

This is progress but i want to see people on that train first

OVB123:
Who will use the airport at the end, the people that are selling gala on the major street in many cities in Nigeria.

You are right , the priority should be rail. But its still a welcomed development

Dear God, why should children be working in the first place?

Lol that's a deep kiss? Una dey learn work

classicfrank4u:
Continue dreaming.. u probably think this is nollywood where someone gets poor overnight...

Lol people get poor all the time. In fact it's harder to hold on to wealth than to keep it. Most nigerian "billionaires" are highly leveraged and now that oil and naira are trash more people will be exposed like a certain Festus Fadeyi. Everything was roses just a few months ago

daddytime:
I hope say this man invest him money solidly because him spending suppose get better income to wedge am oh.

Billions wey nothing dey enter dey quick deplete oh.

Modified:

As for the dimmys quoting me to spew trash, it an open secret that he made his billions from his percentage of the Abacha loot recovery as a lawyer.

A fool and his money are soon parted ways. Once time come its regina that will be the architect of his demise.

oluseyiforjesus:
White people will always be sincere
She can't obey someone who is her last born mate na

My question is:
God created Adam n Eve white, where did we now see dis black skin dat has reflect in our heart

If we have answer to ds question let's start solving our problems from there.....

Jush cause you have data dosent mean you should be spewing rubbish. If you hate ur skin you can always do the needful.

Trumptweet:
Please help me. I am in medical school. My cousin and his wife (both living in USA) introduced a girl to me. They want me to come over.

From my understanding the two families are friends.

According to my cousin, "she is a good girl from a good family "

I have already started chatting with her, she seems cool, apparently.

But I need unbiased views from those with experience please.

Put yourself in my position and advise me.

she's 27. She is doing her masters .im 29, finishing next yr.


Thank you.

Fake news

only way this will work proper it with a rail line

Every one is a billionarie now cause the naira is shit she their head

Righteousness89:
I Weep For this Generation..

It's so Hurting to see My Generation Heading For Destruction

It's so Hurting to See My Generation Blinded to what's about to Happen..

It's so Hurting to see My Generation Rejecting the Free Gift of Salvation and Engrossing themselves with things that have No Positive Effect on Their soul and Eternity..

For those who are Willing to Hear!

Listen! The KING of Glory is about to Decend From the Sky.

Let's Repent and Make Amends where Neccessary..

Look over the Universe and see that There is No More Time..

Im all for salvation , but people are living their lives

There are good people in nigeria too. Once i has missed me flight and was stranded at the international airport in Lagos with very little funds. Some dude at the airport helped me out by securing my luggage and taking me to an internet cafe after he finished his shift (This was long before cell phone data). I was able to send emails to my family about flight changes and so on. He didnt ask for a single kobo. Till date ive never seen that dude again.