₦airaland Forum

k2kay:
If Jonathan was clueless, what do we call the incumbent?

Maga-Clueless raised to power gazillion.

Buhari has not disappointed me. Because we predicted that all we are seeing now would happen.

The only little surprise is the sheer accuracy of our predictions.

Alex is a part of photographic presidency now.

These kids will be told they are the future. We were told same. Yet till now, we are still called youths.
In Nigeria even Obama's and David Cameron's agemates are made Youth leaders in political parties.

This SGF Lawal, as long as he can breath, will still be clinging to political offices when these kids' own children are already in secondary school.
Ask Jerry Gana & Tony Anenih.

seXytOhbAd:
I shake my head for Nigeria. What this means is that the Federal Government will have to pay salaries for more people. Out government will go broke soon. Na me talk am.

Gbam!
And they say no money yet more bureaucracy. Why not incorporate it into NYSC? Why create more quango that cannot be funded properly?

Na wa o.

Is it religion that makes Nigerians so superstitious?

I have seen accidents worse & similar in developed countries with good roads, good lighting, cars checked periodically for road worthiness & properly trained drivers.

Our biggest problem is mental & orientation.

Far & wide no emergency services/ambulance, how will people survive?

See how they are manhandling that lady, when she should be kept still to avoid any possible spinal injury worsening, and those unconscious given CPR if applicable/possible. Is it witches that also caused all that?

We fail to do things right like other serious people do & we go superstitious.

Quick recovery to the injured & RIP to the departed.

FortunateOsahon:
See kettle calling pot black. Person wey go Quranic school sef dey talk.

Koranic school students who are naturally bright nko? I'm not a bigot to condemn Koranic school students.

So you you cannot think that "to" missing is an error? Many of us actually have a job. And posting here is in between doing that.

I stand by my statement because a good friend used to be a lecturer in that school that your Kemi attended.

If anybody was coming abroad to study, chose a better university. Her getting to whatever position in Nigeria is further evidence of mediocrity in high places.

Please car sellers, do not sell this young lady a lemon. Put yourself in her position. Money and profit is not everything.

Chai! No wonder recession is only a word in her book.
Somebody who went a decent school cannot utter such.

Ok

Bjmotor is not the only robotic car seller here. In years, I have never got a reply from Duke. He posts almost same thing about every car.
Some of them are simply pathetic. Maybe they are mechanics with car sale as a side job.

Chai! Jungle just dey cast all over Aflica, Na wa o.

lomprico:
The ones whey dem tif never do them? U con dey give them another bronze head.

I am telling you my brother. Though this is a modern copy.

Except pun intended: una thief our artifacts comot, abi? Look we sabi make many more.

But our leaders head nor correct reach like that.

Abeg make dem nor come turn our people to ogogoro drinker o. I wonder when dem go bring Land rover or a pharmaceutical plant come.

Na wa o. Na that kain thing he go learn for Amelika Yunifasiti, bah?

dingbang:
Our future is also a function of the person we choose to spend the rest of our lives with

BIG time. Lifespan even.

Na wa o. Orisirisi.

How did we deserve these people at the top sef?

It is not good to envy the rich. Nobody knows what some of them do to have their money.

Hmmmmm. Na wa o.

OBJ is saying this because Buhari is blaming 16 years of PDP rule for our woes. If Buhari just sticks to GEJ only, OBJ would be fine with all our current economic woes. OBJ is just extricating himself. Dazall.

MilitaryMinded:
Nobody is disputing the fact that she is telling the truth. That children of the elite usually marry themselves is not something that happens only in Nigeria but everywhere. The problem is she is making too big of an issue out of it that its making it look as tho she is jealous (maybe she is). OK now that we have gotten the message what next? Is it a new message? Or what exactly can we do about it

I gave examples of famous people abroad who married a nanny and a waitress. Tigre Woods and OJ Simpson, here yesterday. She said the trend of intra elite marriages has now continued in 9ja for years.

She has started a more robust debate about the matter. That we are discussing here is already important.

You may not see it so but it is a clear warning to the elite that the public are keenly watching how they are consolidating their wealth and political influence. Now Indimi can guarantee renewal of his oil blocks coming up next. He first got from IBB and gave his daughter to IBB's son.

When chaos and revolution engulf countries, it is because the elite ignored years and decades of public discontent and carried on with impunity.

Berbierklaus:
Preek and to-to matter

[b]When a man cannot satisfy the sexual urge of his wife,this is the result.

@ the lady stabbed The effect of ameboism

the niccur above the niccur above me is a tribal bigot,some give him E-Slaps please[/b]

Very funny that women always find excuses for adultery.

If a woman always claim headache to refuse sex, or lies like a log in bed and has no bed skills, and the man goes out, do women accept it is the woman's fault? No. Women still always find ways to blame the man.

If a man naturally has a modest-sized mannliness, they blame him for not satisfying the woman with it. But if a woman has a punany the size of Dallas Freeway, who do we blame for it?

At least like we have known for years, women will now at least accept that they far outdo men in infidelity takes.

I wrote here yesterday of how many people/men I know who found out via paternity test needed by High Commission that their kids in 9ja are not their biological kids.

The lady is correct.

Nigerians never listen to the message but instead stone the messenger.

Truth is a very scarce commodity.

Awwwwww. Very touching story.
But my dear, I will advise you to wait. Gather up to about 500k or more. You might miss the December wedding anniversary but I know they will still appreciate it whenever you can next year.

Get them like a Toyota Camry that most mechanics can fix.

Maintenance is a major issue in 9ja. So do not buy just any car or brand. Do not put too much extra financial strain on them or yourself.

Very kind of you.

9ja sha.

Wetin person nor go hear?

Orisirisi everywhere.

Miles300:
What is the work of the ministry of finance ?

Which ministry? The one they put that girl with phonair??

Hahahaha! You think FM is a place for rookies?

We have no finance ministry or economic team at the moment.

We are literally on own own. Jungle don cast.

Stephendinma:
Hello could pls tell me more about plaintain plantation
I have 4acers of land in delta asaba,2 each in diffrent places
I have about 20 thousand pounds to invest,
Could you give me ur experiences as a plaintain farmer
Every single detail and cost break down please

Thanks

Dude plantain farming is fairly easy. Especially if you can monitor it yourself. Soil in many parts of Delta is likely to retain moisture even in dry season, so good for plantain. From my little experience, it is best to farm it on forest land, more nutrients. But clearing costs more money. So most now use bushland.

Ensure good soil. Clear bush & get good quality suckers and plant by May latest. Though many plant even in August or later even.
Space ideally 3m x 2 (IITA standard) or 2.5m x 2.5m. Some do 3 x 3m if inter-cropping. Depending on spacing an acre should take about 650 suckers. Although some squeeze in up to 1000 suckers.
Check for bad suckers and replace by around July (when it will be evident they are not growing well).

Control weed. Mellon can be used to do that partly. We have used both weedicide & manual weeding.
Keep an eye on disease.
We have never used fertilisers.

Never used irrigation. But I think it would be really helpful around January/February, but for the costs/logistics.

Heavy winds can be a challenge at times.

Harvest is modest in first year. Year 2 is the real deal.

henrydadon:


good move from the goverment.. meanwhile this guy just commit mass rape

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nice goal

esuLAAROYE:
Men of Man like Papa Iron Oritsejafor are prisonEr in their own freedom. I am no surprise to see the picture of the bling bling 2pac shakur Pastor on this tread.

Looking at his golden throne like that of Sultan of Sokoto is enough to criticize him and his ministry.

Yet he will tell his church memebers to cover their selves with the blood of Jesus while he soak himself in the midst of Armed Mobile Police. Anyway, they always have a verse in the bible to back up their wrong doings.

Hahahaha! Na fine babe like you carry sharp mouth like this? Like some waffi area girl. Area!

hmmm

Do you provide a similar service in Ondo State & in Benin City?

Hehehe.

Agreement na agreement na. You have to pay up dude.

This one wey jungle cast & everybody eye red so.

I hope this will remind our pseudo feminists who parrot Oyinbo's idiocy that African women are oppressed & were always. Africa has always produced great women. Like Moremi, Idia, Amina, Efunroye (Tinubu) and many more lost to history now.

For our independence struggle we have Funmilayo, Eniola (Soyinka), Margret (Ekpo), Mary (Okezie), Hajia Gambo Sawaba, etc.

I deliberately use their first name because I think they ought to be popular and household names and be instantly recognisable even by first name. The name they were called playing around & growing up as little girls. Much like Beyonce is known everywhere even by just first name.

davidif:
And you know this how again?

Because she has been beautiful before 2015 and we never heard of her. That is life. Success has many uncles aunties, padi padi, daddy, mummy, nephews, neighbours, etc. Also if Buhari was not President, Idimi would have no need of his 150 cows!

But now Buhari has the power to renew oil Wells allocation coming up soon. Same way IBB was useful to Idimi in the past and gave his daughter to IBB's son. They all know what they are doing.

Elites do not always marry themselves in advanced countries. Even in Africa. OJ Simpson's late wife was a waiter when they met. Tiger Wood's ex was a nanny from Sweden.

datgoaldigger:
I actually don't get ...it says the man is the son of a billionaire so it's Nt like he's after Zahra's fathers wealth plus i'v seen this girl's picture on IG she is stunning...for me being the daughter of Buhari has nothing to do with it...my nigga just found a beautiful and well educated young lady...

The point she's making is not obvious to most. They take it literally.

But she has a point. She's not saying girls with averagely wealthy parents do not marry. It is just the mad scramble to marry the kids of politically influential people.
Who knew about Zahra until late in last election campaign? If Buhari had lost, she'd be long off the radar.

The same Indimi's daughter married Babangida's son, the marriage has now hit the rock of course. Indimi's daughter was even recently petitioning Buhari, her brother's future father-in-law to intervene in dealing with Mohammed Babangida.

The rich marry the rich/influential. Their right of course but it shows a society that is fiercely elitist.