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Foreign Affairs › Re: Donald Trump Acquited As US Senate Ends Impeachment Trial by armyofone(m): 11:23pm On Feb 05, 2020
Yet what Clinton was impeached for was nothing
compared to the one we recently witnessed.

Times have changed!

Atigba:
The most partisan impeachment in US history
Foreign Affairs › Re: Donald Trump Acquited As US Senate Ends Impeachment Trial by armyofone(m): 11:12pm On Feb 05, 2020
I don't know which is worst or warranted impeachment:

What Clinton did or what Trump did.

Trump has impeachment to his name forever just as Clinton.
Family › Re: How Can I Stop My Ex From Visiting My Matrimonial Home? by armyofone(m): 10:48pm On Feb 02, 2020
The usual Nigerian entitlement ish!!
Don't open the door for him next time!! Abi he get spare key ? undecided
Celebrities › Re: Chioma And Davido Storm Dubai Club by armyofone(m): 8:44pm On Feb 02, 2020
grin she is trying! Na small small to get there. A skimpy dress would have helped the shaking grin
Hopefully ogbologbo not take over grin

Dominatrix:
Damn, she's struggling with it. Just stick to breastfeeding and nursing... Babies are amazing! angry
Family › Re: Pls Time To Remember Our Old Fellow Nairalanders by armyofone(m): 7:58pm On Jan 31, 2020
grin tinko and mangala - I'm sure Pataki loves awa home food. That him study go dey smell one kin.
He knows the best suya and tinko joint in London.
The London guys were real rockers o. NL in those days!
American ones dey school 7 - 5 and work 9 to 11pm - no time grin


ifyalways:
cheesy cheesy cheesy
While you drink your English tea, i'll be munching my well spiced Tinko.
Family › Re: Spitting Blood After Been Punched By Husband by armyofone(m): 9:30pm On Jan 29, 2020
Punched you in the stomach and you haven't found your way to gather some policemen or agberos and pay them to teach him a good lesson?
He should not have punched you a pregnant wifey just because his phone was thrown away.
Family › Re: Pls Time To Remember Our Old Fellow Nairalanders by armyofone(m): 7:14pm On Jan 29, 2020
I can't imagine eating amala wrap in London - na! awon Londoner guys must pay or Romeo must die! grin acting all posh is our portion in 2020 and beyond grin
I like my steak mignon well done!
Pataki go host us - him study will be loaded with English teas!

ifyalways:
Onye army happy new year kiss

Pataki go host us ke? Thats if we are not left stranded @Heathrow. London Nld boys are not to be trusted cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy I will be coming with my amala from Ogbomoso as back up. cheesy
Family › Re: Why Are Village People So Wicked? by armyofone(m): 5:58am On Jan 29, 2020
grin grin grin

Offpoint:
Alaye baby snakes are born (hatched) with their fangs and venom fully developed.

Make your research properly, thank you.
Family › Re: Why Are Village People So Wicked? by armyofone(m): 5:05pm On Jan 28, 2020
Who are the village people? Your tribes men, clansmen, people in your villages, your enemies, people who don't know you but just don't like you, residents which one now etc?
Travel › Re: A Visit To Abuja National Park & Zoo by armyofone(m): 7:08am On Jan 28, 2020
grin grin so where should a goat be ? In your stew pot ? grin
I know nig is a funny place grin world standard should only be read in a book. What a country!!

Gucciboy1:
that zoo is soooo dead.
It's so sad that the government cant invest in it an grow it to world standard. Imagine seeing goats in a zoo? Are you kidding me ��
Family › Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by armyofone(m): 8:27pm On Jan 27, 2020
Smh! grin You are something else! Tormenter!!

crackkhaus:
No guy should ever be content with having a tiny schlong, I'm of the school of thought that women should be tormented during sex until they are begging for their lives...and tiny cannot torment cheesy

I was just making a case for the guy in the OP. I believe if the lady was a virgin, it would hardly matter if he was small - not like anyone here knows that he actually is. grin
Family › Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by armyofone(m): 5:48pm On Jan 27, 2020
crackkhaus:
There you go cheesy

So it doesn't matter how small a man is IF the woman is a virgin.
See you - be telling ya guys to be content with tiny grin
When he should be doing surgery to update and upgrade the thing grin
Family › Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by armyofone(m): 5:59am On Jan 27, 2020
You know too much. The thing is:
For a man with tiny, navigating the area is the most important thing not the width or length.
grin

crackkhaus:
Well that's possible too, but I have one question...you know its not everything I can know.. grin

For a man with tiny, will a virgin puna still be too wide for him?
Family › Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by armyofone(m): 9:26pm On Jan 26, 2020
Maybe the man deceived her with his tiny ? You know their reversed psychology thing plenty for there. He go say na the woman own too big whereas na him own too small grin

crackkhaus:
She didn't do that probably because she has figured out it won't be easy finding another man she can easily deceive into marrying her... grin
Even her own kinsmen don't have a good report of her.



There's nothing worse than having a bad reputation among those who should naturally defend you.
Family › Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by armyofone(m): 6:54am On Jan 26, 2020
So they are still in the stage of holding wifey hands and dragging her back to her father's house? smh
In some yonder land, she would have gladly told him 'be gone with tiny' and go rent or buy her own place!
What a cave land!
Family › Re: Nwanneni, Explain This Post Of Yours by armyofone(m): 4:13pm On Jan 25, 2020
Yangami:
It baffles me how people reason. You marry early na war. Marry late na still war. So a 32yr old cant have 4 kids? ‘shakes head’
Na so o
Health › Re: Preventing Gas Explosions At Homes And Plants by armyofone(m): 4:06pm On Jan 25, 2020
Do you think they put it indoors because of thieves?

mulante:
Are you aware that gas cylinder sitting inside your kitchen is a bomb that can explode at any given time?

I know you'll say God forbid and Jesus gat me. Same thing my guy must have thought before gas explosion in his kitchen killed him and his baby girl.

Please keep your gas cylinder outside. Drill a hole through the wall and pass the pipe. That way your home is protected from an explosion.

But then you can always say God forbid to this advice and test your luck.
Foreign Affairs › Re: How The British Press Reported On Meghan And Harry by armyofone(m): 5:48am On Jan 24, 2020
Ha! Crackhaus!
crackkhaus:
Not this kind of torture abeg. If she was torturing me sexually, I might have chosen to enjoy it. grin

That thing up there was like iron sponge scrubbing my eyeballs.
Family › Re: Pls Time To Remember Our Old Fellow Nairalanders by armyofone(m): 5:35am On Jan 24, 2020
Happy new year ifyalways nwa mamam!

Make we start saving small small for the London Edinburgh party. Pataki go host us with better London amala.

ifyalways:
Blue moon today cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Family › Re: Pls Time To Remember Our Old Fellow Nairalanders by armyofone(m): 12:07am On Jan 23, 2020
shocked out of the blue!! Where have you been?
Faithful to the end!! SemperFi!!!
How are you?

Pataki:
Hauwaaaaaaa!

Semper fi! cool
Foreign Affairs › Re: How The British Press Reported On Meghan And Harry by armyofone(m): 10:35pm On Jan 22, 2020
Torture is good! grin please enjoy!

crackkhaus:
Please type in your native language next time.
This was torture.
Foreign Affairs › Re: How The British Press Reported On Meghan And Harry by armyofone(m):
Hopefully the media will leave them alone and after the one year rest, they go back playing their roles in support of the queen and then his father -prince Charles.
I think prince William being against the relationship from the beginning didn't help matter.
Anyway hmmmm cheesy @ their new home pix! My dream home!!
Family › Re: My Wife's 22yrs Old Niece Is Seriously Tempting Me . (she Like's Being Nude) by armyofone(m): 12:39am On Jan 21, 2020
grin grin oh Mr. Lactite please leave Ms. Lactate alone!

kingdiamond:
My wife never meant to offend me . And this her niece has been living with us for the past 6 month's . And as an intelligent adult she can decode most thing's that happen's around her . My wife just told her playfully one day when she was spilling the breast milk . That if Diamond catche's her spilling the breast milk that she is not sure that i will forgive her . That i am a Lactite .
Family › Re: My Wife's 22yrs Old Niece Is Seriously Tempting Me . (she Like's Being Nude) by armyofone(m): 12:23am On Jan 21, 2020
Your likes my friend gringrin
kingdiamond:
My dear , What is a Mermaid husband ?
Family › Re: My Wife's 22yrs Old Niece Is Seriously Tempting Me . (she Like's Being Nude) by armyofone(m): 3:12am On Jan 19, 2020
Op, you are the one tempting her!! E be like say your Johnny dey scratch you no be small!!
Which kind mermaid husband is this ? undecided undecided
Best get your act together and behave yourself around big and small girls!

kingdiamond:
Since 2013 i have not slept with any lady except my wife . I am a very reserved person & my wife does'nt joke with me . She trust me so much . Just that i am a Lactite . [ quote author=sisisioge post=85889357] grin grin grin grin

You mean you dont already know what to do? Well, you will get in real trouble soon if you can't lay simple rules in your house. Soon, she will have your third child.
Family › Re: Is It Right To Flush Your Spouse's Poo/feaces??? by armyofone(m): 9:38pm On Jan 17, 2020
Yes, if you are pressed - flush and take care of your biz.
I will tease him sha grin grin grin

Oh, it is Nigeria setting and no water em em undecided
Oga make sure there is water before you off load na grin
Family › Re: Correction: Nairalanders And Their Sense Of Entitlement! by armyofone(m): 8:34pm On Jan 17, 2020
That recommendation from Tpia for you to sleep on the floor and leave the bed for the woman (i hope that was what she meant sha) was a really good one! grin
Crackhaus, this is 2020- empower your woman!! tongue grin

crackkhaus:
And I'm here to let Tpiar know she's a beautiful woman. grin
Thank you ! Now you are showing support!
Family › Re: Correction: Nairalanders And Their Sense Of Entitlement! by armyofone(m): 4:00am On Jan 17, 2020
I'm just here to laugh grin grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Rocks Her New Low Cut Hairstyle (photos) by armyofone(m): 1:22am On Jan 13, 2020
Yes, very nice. Any idea the name of the style?

Netanya:
The hairstyle is nice actually
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by armyofone(m): 10:58pm On Jan 11, 2020
The whole thing is interesting. I feel for them and hope they still maintain ties with their families. I think his brother doesn't like Meghan. Even though they are trying to act like all is well, they don't like the idea that spotlights favor them when they are not the future king/queen. Same goes with the press. I think they were asked to reduce their presence etc might have caused the whole problem.
They whole thing is wow! but we may never know what is going on.

cococandy:
I am.

They were bullying his wife for many reasons (some of them being her minority and feminist status). he being the perfect man that he is decided to give up his place on the royal court to live a private life with her.
Where they follow their true beliefs without the eye service that is required of senior members of the court.

Couldn’t be prouder of him. He’s a true son of his mother .
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by armyofone(m): 5:29am On Jan 11, 2020
Wait, what's going on with harry and Meghan? So sad they are stepping down.

Cococandy, are you following the news ?
Car Talk › Re: Young Men Who Own Cars Have More Sex – Study Reveals by armyofone(m): 5:16am On Jan 06, 2020
Car is now something to fall for ?? Having a car equate to more sex shocked
Damn!! I must be in another planet!

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