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Op, high risk road at something flimsy! Forget this one!
Never be violent because it doesn't make you a man.

luminouz:


I see Nlanders comments and shake my head. Are these guys not seeing what I'm seeing?


Red fuqin flags everywhere.

1. Proud, provoking stance
2. Initiates sex first stance

Verdict:

She loves conflict, she thrives on it...it stimulates her and when it gets to a crescendo, she must have sex to have a mind blowing release. Women like that have deep psyche issues. They desire being rough handled, roughhoused, even beaten so as to have some measure of self-worth and to respect you as a man. She likely grew up in a home where her dad beat her mum or was broken in by a violent, slugfest loving guy who dominated her for years. This led to a Stockholm syndrome type of disorder that made her love those who torment her and derive sexual pleasure from such violent acts.

Solution:
1. Divorce her....you will need to be violent at intervals to win her respect and even her love. She is wired that way. No amount of useless counselling or prayers will change shiit. If you deny her sex for awhile and she meets a violent mudafvcker outside, the marriage is as good as over.

2. Be Violent: You are likely a nice guy for you to come online to seek opinions but if you want to have her respect. Be rough with her....when she ails you, beat her or dominate her roughly. That's how she respects you. It is wrong for me but it is what it is. Nothing else would work. Once you discipline her roughly, have sex with her and be rough at it. Then watch her do your biddings with a silly smile on her face. When next she fuqs up, repeat the dosage. That's her cure.

N.B: Your kids are all boys and trust me mudafvcker, they are watching. If you choose option 2, their future wives are in trouble because they will think all women love being beaten. And the Violent Circle Continues....

#Luminouznuggets#

He just doesn't get it... give that nakid cheeks some tap while saying you no dey hear word darling, I'm going to give it to you!!! Whoseeeee your daddyyyyy ? Next morning ask questions after you've made a great breakfast. Everything no supposed be war and winners!

bukatyne:
Very true.

Since that is the only time the wife wants to communicate.

From there, he can insist they trash their issues with sexual mind games.

So you self like love stories see as he binds abi bonded her in the spiritual realm because she no gree go into the future with him...
..mtchewwww

crackhaus:
Here I was jejely using my three eyes to concentrate on the story and hoping the antagonist & protagonist were finally going to end up together.
What an anticlimactic end to this saga. Mtcheeeeeew...

Nonsense and flexibility

Very visibly educated!! Amala, kpomo and gbegiri English. She have very very tried

We learn every day. Soon now he will go marry and that's the end for their properties. Op, may clean hands be your fortune.
She trained you meaning she has done you well - so make sure you do well to her children by leaving all their properties for them.

baby124:
I hope those reading are learning from all these stories. Always ensure that your children are trained in the family business, have knowledge about assets and raised to be responsible. Spoiling your child is not for their benefit at all. They will be vulnerable to people like OP if anything happens to you. How can a 20yr old even sit down and allow OP to adopt her or even go this far?

So sure their mother did not even give him access to the properties, but if we check well he discovered all the properties from the gullible 20yr old! He probably adopted them after this and thinks because he is their “parent” now, he has certain rights to the property. OP is a scheming and opportunistic relative.

If another relative who has good intentions should find out about OP and his intentions, I am sure all his plans will be scattered.

Sigh! His greedy heart is already scheming and wanting to reap what he didn't sow! Typical!
@op, please leave the property for her children.
Manage your life as deem fit -get a job and take care of the children and leave all their mama properties for them.
She dey look you.

cococandy:
We all know how this is going to end.

Poor children

That UK road isn't a major road whereas the Nigerian road is a major road. Not comparable anyway.
That road is Nigeria Freeway named after Babangida.
What a joke of a shit hole!!

Lol and i miss Tpia too with those swear "se won se epe fun e ni"
and sentences twisting

ifyalways:
Pataki still comes around . . .
I miss AJ baby and i hope she shows face this december..
You forgot Becomrich and Kobojunkie

One can't forget nl of yonder years so easy bo.
Pataki, ngbo ? Where are thou?
AJ, hope you dey kampe gidigbagba!
Pass the snail stew my way o.

Na red light now abi so how you fit see if cockroaches dey that soup ?

Iogobenz:
Late dinner.
I ate twice today.I don't know why I get so hungry these days.
Got to the place,was eating my food and a lady waiter kept interrupting
Dem no dey use eye see OG for PH
Mtcheew!
Anyways food...
Semo,bitterleaf soup(very bitter.actually tastes like nivaquin),goat meat and all...
I didn't like it at all.
Name of the place withheld before someone here that knows someone arranges for the sack of that otondo hooker masquerading as a bartender.

:-XGood thing she shrugged it off! I mean she and the children eat, wash plates and pots. Whatever is left, save for tomorrow.
You best stop the habit. Lead by example to your children especially to the little man in your life.

PerfectView:
My dad used to do that a lot to my mum anytime he was angry with her when I was with my parents. I found out that I would also do it to them whenever any of them scolded me or I was just angry with them. I would eat out and ignore eating at home for days until I got my dad or mum's attention. Now that I am married with kids, I don't even live in Africa. I find myself doing it to my wife. It has got into my subconsciousness...eaten deep to the extent that I don't see anything bad with it. I see my first son taking after me already too...it is a crazy habit, I know but it has come to be in our family. Thank God my wife understands and she is just being indifferent.

I thought habanero is more common here. Let me look up Carolina reaper

sassysure:
I even got the name wrong. Carolina reaper.
Origin is USA.

I really need to, honestly. Nobody told me na
I thought it was imported from Cameroon and I love, love , love nsukka pepper

@yuneehk, don't mind me. I have been thinking on what to do with the one I have since I got it.
I have some ground pepper. Guess i will mix them together. There are some things I have here that I don't know their names and what I should do with them.
They just enter market and pack everything for me.

Lol - Toshmann, David, Debosky, omoeko, Pataki, Nferyn, mamaput, all the AA posters - life innit!
Nl was fun then
AJ you are missed! Hope you dey kampe!
Osisi hope you too dey kampe!
Ifyalways, your post sef na bomb and dey make person laugh hard no be small!

ifyalways:
Dem don shyte for church

I miss Omo Ibo and Toshmann the most.

How time flies!!!

No more London guys....eyaaaa NIN just took over !

There is nothing like using someone for money and gets rich from it! Emancipate your mind from mental slavery!
They have the DNA for the medical condition their child has.

omlueh:
Don't mind the useless Man and all the Females in the Family, they are all bunch of idiot, after using the innocent Young Man for MONEY RITUALS they are all globe throttling leaving their Source of Wealth behind. Awon ode ma se a n fani eda Dede.

Only in Nigeria/Africa do people disallow growth-be it good or bad - they want human to remain the same! Where is your sense of personal pursuit of happiness?
What you called change is she is - doing what makes her happy!
Change for the better, great. Change for the worst, alright as long as you take responsibility for your actions. If anyone can't put up, they move forward in their own pursuit of happiness.

Nothing my brother- just chop and mess

Iogobenz:
#Insidelife.
Wetin man go do?

A huge fan of Rupaul! So nice and awesome to see them having great time!

Few years ago, I asked my mom to send me native pot through a friend. Funny thing- I wasn't able to use it as i was on college meal plan i think i can use it for masa.
How many cups of rice for boiling and soaking and what amount of yeast ? Please o don't tell me to use my ogbon o or be a youtuber o

sassysure:
U are indeed very excited
Soak ur basmati or jasmine for some hrs. 3 to whenever is ok. Before u soak, remove small and boil till very soft.
Sieve and put in your blender, add small onions, ginger, sugar,salt, anything u feel want to add and blend with the cooked one in water. Add baking powder and yeast, turn and cover for an hr or more. And fry.
I used traditional masa pot.
Baked some. Actually prefer the baked one. Less oil.
U can use pancake pan. Very ideal.

Check YouTube.

I'm so craving masa - please share your recipe here! I have basmati and jasmine rice, native pot etc ready
Nagode in advance

sassysure:
Angelicbeing, i forgot what i promised you
Didn't snap. Was so tired by the time I finished.
Prepared my chicken suya and masa.
Used basmati rice. Didn't add sugar. Ginger, onions and little salt.
I tell you, it was sumptuous.

Everybody enjoyed it.

U don't stay around me, would have packaged some and send to you.
Do quick and marry pls.

It is so sad!! Happens only in shi.thole like Nigeria where you can get way with it just because you spent chicken fee cents!
I hope that woman leaves and get some thugs to give it back to him in same vain!!

Wickedtruths:
Na so.

Poverty has a way of taking someone's rights away.

Maybe if she could afford to fend for herself and not be a parasite, she won't be whipped.

Still nobody has the right or entitlement to beat another human being in such disgraceful manner. But its Nigeria -anything goes!

donbachi:
After opening a boutique for her by her husband....she get mind go open her husband boutique for another man....dis is pure wickedness.

You continue to make her go through such pains for your selfish pleasure just because she is scared of complaining to you and stand her ground!
Do vasectomy and enjoy your raws- its minimal!

Shebi to be a man is not a day's job eh ?

You should buy a notebook and pencils and start recording her periods for one year!

Very terrible mentality! He doesn't even know if the said uncle prefers to be buried in his adopted home very beautiful burial grounds paved with white picket fences.

Eze, you need to hear his story and hold no grudges for his choices in life.

iammiracle1:
Terrible mentality, what of if you die ist? Let go and become way big yourself that you don't have to bank on andestral land to pepper" a perceived enemy.

Ifyalways, you won't kill somebody with laughter!!

Olasty:
Do you know how the inside of the collapsed building was, how will I get pix of me sitting ,standing, flying in the house when I lost everything

you get mouth sha

When asking for help, humbleness getting your problem across goes a long way.

Olasty:
Even nobody help from nairaland no offense because nobody owes me anything but to set the record straight I will post my pix with same cloth
I understand you oh but if I just decide to keep quiet and let it go they will come out and say scammer bursted

you should be jumping up in huge excitement when you get your lady to squirt instead of sniffing and replacing sheet

crackhaus:
That thing na fountain, piss is an understatement

Are you inferring the 'thing' is pissing during the action? It isn't piss but ejaculatory stuff

crackhaus:
I'm not talking about the one that is sticky/snow white oo