₦airaland Forum

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Why not the actors have Alakijas support ?
No, once there is little money, they sow wild oats and carry small small chicks and side chicks up and down all over the place. May we all live and learn.

therajah:
The actresses have the 'atikus' support!!

Puzzling - why is it so ?
May he rest in peace.

happney65:
The Men are always bed ridden and poor while the ladies are always buying cars and houses here and there..But what do I know?

May his soul rest in peace..A legend is gone!

Grand Canyon of all post why you come post man mi Prestonn tattooed hand with calabash na
You guys won't kill girl mi with laughter this Sunday!!

LadySwitz:
Sip this and drown your bile and bitterness.




Photo C: Prestonn
Whose hand? Preston's Magical Hand.I adore it

Poverty mentality! It saddens me that in this age, many Nigerians, including handsomejok and many like him are still this backward!!

cococandy:
Sigh. Women are the easiest scapegoats whenever anything happens out of the ordinary

Can you imagine?
Exactly!! When things aren't going on well, instead of deep critical thinking, Nigerians resort to attacking old person/women in the family or the other woman as in wifey or neighbors. If not his mama, it will be his wife - smh
The reason why I wish every Nigeria girl should not marry until they have their own job. If the woman is working, he won't open his mouth to insult her this way.
He spent his earnings taking care of families frivolously and now blaming someone else for life's hassles- what a planet!

cococandy:
Only in the ignorant minds.

Your thinking this way is a sign of depression and weak mind.
It can only get worse if you continue in this path of witchcraft thinking - because soon they will start asking you to visit church, alufa or palm readers, babalawos etc
And sooner than later, some will ask you to bring her head on a tray.
Free your self by seeing this experience as life - it is unpredictable and survival of the fittest!
The blame is on you who didn't save enough for the future. You use your money to take care of multitude of people and didn't save now you are blaming your wife ?
Please tell her so she can get away from you the real witch!

Handsomejok:
Before marrying my wife, my business was moving well. I had an appliances big shop with full of things. I made a lots of money monthly and was able to pay all my bills and take care of my single mother and siblings without fail.

Bbut since we got married, just two months and 5 days after our marriage, my shop caught fire. I have lost almost everything only managed to save some few things, had to pay for all the damages to my landlord (the shop owner ) I’m still owning him money and I’m now renting a small shop but things are not working.

I have so much debts to pay to so many people including my previous shop landlord, can’t afford a 3 square meals, can’t afford to pay house rent, can’t afford to pay my shop rent and we have moved to my parents house.

My wife is pregnant and due in April, we haven’t bought anything for the baby. I wish never met her in my life cos she has completely destroyed my life and I have nothing left. She is evil. Haven’t confronted her cos of her condition, don’t want to add more stress to her and am waiting for her to put to bed then I will confront her and chase her away. I will keep the baby with me so she can go with her child she had before we met. I just hate her so much and I want nothing to do with her anymore.

Please what do you suggest I do?

Show your mom how to do her own laundry if using the machine. She is not supposed to do yours.
Omugwo whatever- take care of your child yourself and stop slaving your mom!! Or asking someone to slave for her!!

Thank you man mi now is the time to eat like a native and a villager.
Btw - give us measures na please. Looks like many here could use the measurements.

Prestonn:
HOW TO MAKE WAFFLE

Ingredients

Milk
Butter, melted
Vegetable oil optional
Vanilla extract
Plain flour
Eggs
Baking powder
Sugar
Salt
maple syrup, wipe cream or berries, to serve Any topping of your choice.

Instruction

1.....First preheat waffles iron according to instructions if using waffles maker.

2......In a large bowl, mix together flour, baking powder, salt and sugar then set aside.

3......In a separate bowl, beat the eggs. Put in your milk, butter, vanilla, vegetable oil and stir. Pour the milk mixture into the flour mixture; beat until blended.

4.......Fill your heated waffle iron with the batter and Cook the waffles until golden and crisp. Serve hot.

And don't forget to anoint that pretty with some Maple syrup while hot. Enjoy

NOTE :: You can also use a waffles shaped pan if you don't have waffle maker (machine)

Everything in that country is "keep quiet and juju things - that's how they bring down all their smart, intelligent and progressive people by killing them off to keep people quiet - leaving the country with walking dead!

Please spread the news of Nigeria decay all over the media. Post on Twitter Facebook etc.
Don't let anyone intimidate you to not speaking up!

money121:
Wetin this one dey talk

The jumping shit part got me - why do people shi.t just anywhere in Lagos ?
Eat, sh.it, play, crime etc in just one place

Man mi, can i have your recipe for the waffle please (just the waffle)

Prestonn:
Good advice.

I have really find rest of mind in the other section

Thanks Mami.

African locust - eat small and copulate!

Maxymilliano:
So after the locusts landed in her fields and ate their way through her sorghum, millet and lentils, they still had time to copulate ?

Both of you should go to a reputable hospital and do DNA test. If you are both not 99% related, go ahead @ original poster.

Healthy food- wild salmon, cod fish etc are expensive but I go for them rather than farmed fishes.
Organic food are expensive- i rather eat those instead of GMOs oh Lordy help ya daughter.
I love kinky twist 250 bucks!! I'm going to shave and afaried my head this month!
Fine dining! Ruth Chris stop hiking the price of steak na!

Where is my mallam mai kudi sef ring up the bills jare!
Broke bobos, biko get behind me

Have you thought about the stresses you both going through ? Have both of you made efforts exercising daily and eating right ? Are both of you doing something fun together? Some times, stress is not only when you are going through hard time. Take a look at your environmental stressors...family stressors etc
Building a home is stressful! Trying to have a fashion store can be stressful. Staying at home with no job is stressful You might have been channeling that stress into emotional sex...wanting it so badly it stresses you out. Her own is draining her of that emotional connection.
Who fit make love for this Nigeria sef

Rapecase:
I had to stop telling her I love her because for three years ( before I stopped ) it was me doing it all. Until I couldn't buy her gifts as often as I would wish because we are trying to build our own house, I ensure I buy her stuffs. All I get in return is, won ti gba e ( they don scam you ).

For this Anni, heaven bears me witness ( I had to say this just cos of the kids on here who will say I am lying ) my initial plan was to buy her a car before I decided that 1. She doesn't deserve it 2. I really can't afford another car if I do not want out project to suffer.

I have given my call. Got rid of people for her sake, worked extra hard to ensure we always have what we needed. But none has worked.

eziokwu! Ezigbo mmadu!!

crackkhaus:
Asking oo, begging oo ..same thing.. it means my lips will be moving..
That's too much talk on top sex that I will still do the most work, abeg I no fit.

My own is to make moves physically, do all the usual totori and if she doesn't respond...then that's that.

Once or twice another time/day is enough to try again, but when it becomes a regular occurrence for her to always turn down my physical sexual advances, I know what time it is. Side-chic loading...

To open my mouth to ask? Mbanu.

Asking for is not the same as begging now. No harm in asking- babes, can we do it today or you in the mood of some ....etc
I think he has to meet with his woman in the middle. Not the "I want it 3 times a week" style.

crackkhaus:
Maybe this can happen ONLY on valentine's day.

But to beg for access? Crackhaus no sabi dat one even if it will save my life, no jokes.

That picture fit him na wayo alufa Male bros dey do

Na crackhaus type dey full tub with roses and scented oil to get access.
I agree with him minus the looking outside for sex part.

sassysure:
So u won't beg your woman for sex?

But you want her to beg you?

Iffahia

( I no get strength o)

He should run away to Lagos!
Sent them a truck loaded with fowl -
Chicken gizzard is big deal ? All those awa hungry elders sef!

Christmasdon:
He ate anything he was served as meat unknown to him was the local chicken gizzard meant for the elders. now he was asked to provide a full live chicken as fine.

Akamu and peak milk and Akara/yaji
I don't like plain akamu...you piss all morning.

Teach your little ones how to ride a bike. At her age, she should be using her bike (w/ helmet) to school if they are having transportation problems.
No helmet on mama's head no helmet on daughter's head

How can you tell someone going to shop for goods for her shop not to go ??
You are supposed to show positive support in this kind Nigeria economy! So you would have preferred she stayed at home gloating over what just happened? Isn't the profits to be made for the family?

Please leave the poor woman and show her love.

I was wondering too...five children in this economy! Anyway, op you guys should move out. Beginning of no peace.

sisisioge:
Whew! You are so insensitive!

Firstly, you and your husband decided to be breeding children like rats since the cost of rent has been taken off your expenses right under the roof of the ones that housed you. Poor woman would die inside each time you pop out another baby like a rabbit while she keeps waiting unto the Lord...how insensitive of you.

Now she has lost her baby and using yours to console herself but nah...mama fruitful couldn't bear to share...whew!

If na me be her o...I will kuku tell my husband say seeing all these kids in the house is breaking my heart...you guys should give us space for a while...won't you guys just wonder if I'm wrong .
Iranu!

No atom of decency! Just because you were born with a roaring dic.k doesn't mean you should overuse it

The typical nig cake I miss eating - I'm sure its nut meggy too

Neoteny:
Breaks.

I wondered why governments are yet to destroy all those eyesores called homes and living area in Nigeria!
About time!!

DirtyGold:
Good job mister... keep the flag flying high.

I love the neatness, ambience and quality of the background... it is in a place like this that you will find it easy to properly think of productive things that will benefit mankind.

Not the type we have here that is spiced with poverty hence the inspiration for scheming of various scams.

What's tha business?

But some women are super woman na - they could do both - manufacture brakes and engineering their home/kitchen/ bedroom

sassysure:
Yes o
Not women that are busy with " This is my kitchen" etc.
When u are busy, who has time for kitchen?

Kudos adanne

Just provide enabling environment and see wonders in this country.

Will greed and laziness allow them.

When the only thing an average northerner want is to conquer us.
Their brother Buhari couldn't even be secretive about that.

The most important thing is to be upfront when you are coming and leaving. I think it is because of staying longer than necessary that's causing the problem.
Really, it can be inconvenience both financially and emotionally to visit unplanned or staying long. You just have to be thoughtful of the other person.

Same bros that will be managing concoction rice with palm oil going back for over feeding spree! Eh, see awful and free things good.
Cook certain amount of food, everyone eats and you wash pot!

Why do guests have to go back to the kitchen for food after eating is what i don't know. Some people are just troublesome.

I miss Ibadan - post pictures na.

SaintLucia:
Maybe under Ajimobi cos Ibadan is dirty now under Seyi Makinde.

PDPGuy:
Work to defeat Trump, and take back the Senate in November