₦airaland Forum

It can't be urine now- urine isn't sticky/snow white

crackhaus:
Lol, no wonder

The quantity of that liquid is usually too much to be something else other than urine, but weirdly enough it still does not smell like urine.

My very kind of woman!!
She should be given an award!!
Next time he will respect his mouth and hands!

Need to give this woman a good sneaker and gym clothes for easy flexibility in giving it to him real good next time he messes up.
I hate wifey beating.

Complaining against a pregnant wife ?? You think carrying a baby is a day's job?
Haba Mr. Husband!!
What happened to your cleaning your home on Saturday and Sunday? Don't tell me you went to chill with awon guys!!
Please leave the poor woman alone and give her 1st class treatment henceforth!

It is even worst when a lady is willing to be second wife or accept to be the other wife/sidechick/concubine etc! About time ladies stop accepting shit! It's one thing to live in sh@ithole and another thing to accept s@hit!!
Parents, have smaller number of children!!

ifyalways:
The society is riddled with:
Lazy and jobless ladies who will accept and live with anything so long as their bills are paid and they are addressed as Mrs.

Failed Parents of the ladies above.

Retired guymen masquerading as Pastors/marriage counsellors who tell wives of cheating husbands to go on 21 days fasting .

I was just watching the agege bread docu last night and just shaking my head at the dirty bread people are happy to consume! How that alone won't kill person?
Ecoli, salmonella, germs all over the place--- what a country!!

redsun:
Pollution and toxic environment. You can taste it in the air in mega slums like Lagos, even down to small slums like Asaba.

There nothing in place to measure or check the level of pollution on the streets and in the foods that people consume in that rogue country

Amen...for them. Instead of them targeting a guy with inability to stick to one gal they are busy cursing her...smh!

cococandy:
Make God grant all of you sense

i doubt I'd eat akpu now but l used to loved eating it with better dried fish and native herbs soups. Akpu goes well with native soup with plenty bonga, mangala and tinko lol.
Thank you mom and grandma!

Iogobenz:
I dey tell you. No smell,very smooth and white too.
I love fufu ehn,plus I've got a medical condition that makes me steer clear off grainy foods,hence my phobia for garri.
If I eat it,you might meet a dead man on the floor.
N.a. the dry fish i dey enjoy pass for the food walahi.

That na ezigbo akpu! My grandmother washed hers at the big village river so no smell at all.

Iogobenz:
Wow just had some lovely food.
Smooth fufu,okro soup,plenty dry fish(i love dryfish,my mom and i dey always fight when i visit her cos i eat all the fish in her kitchen) and cow head.
The only thing I don't like is that the cook cuts the okro too big.I no even know if na okro or vegetable soup I dey chop again.
Please ladies always make your okro soupy for people like us.

Quantitative or qualitative? How many is healthy dose ?
Per week, month, year, day etc. Make it more clear for suffering guys now

Belafonte:
O course, there is also the option of never having sex unless she initiates but you don’t know what intervals those would be. If you can handle that and not get it elsewhere, much respect. Personally, my sex life cannot be held hostage by any human in earth. I expect a healthy dose of sex from my spouse and if she suddenly turns cold after tying the knot, too bad.

I think it's best to dissolve the marriage instead of just going or stepping outside for booty.

crackhaus:
Depending on the ages of the kids, it's normal for a woman to give more attention to them.
However, once the children are able to handle basic things like feeding themselves, cleaning after themselves, sleeping on their own in separate rooms etc, and the woman is still hoarding her goodies?
Then it's time to have a conversation as a first step... But should this fail, I am 1000% in support of any man that wants to step out to go get the boóty from one of the available masses, and these are my reasons below:

1. Husbands can't force sex, woke people call it rape and it's a crime... so this is out of it.
2. Begging for sex from your wife or even any woman for that matter is against every law and code, this is also a crime.

Monica is always trying to leap when all she has to do is crawl! Another Avenue to show off her new clothing
*Shrugs*

Exactly!

midnighter:
That may be a good idea... and take the kids with you...let him be married to his friend... rubbish

If na me, i go jejely take temp break go rent a place till you let me know where you stand or which side you are!
I don cook finish, go take food oga say i must do it ?
Eh? I gave you permission to do it yourself-still na wahala? Oh boy!!

midnighter:
Yeah, she said she hides inside the room when she comes back from work,. I do agree that it may be a financial thing though because of the small accommodation...how can you bring a guest when you dont even have space...

I think your husband is financially stressed up and indirectly showing or telling you.
Do you work ?

Sitting down with my spoon!

Prestonn:
Village kitchen

Catfish pepper soup.

Plantain amala right ?
Send that dark brownie my way!

Manaan:
Amala dudu with efo. Well-done foodlanders..

Jewessgratitude:
It seems like these days, the only reason people get married is just to have sex.

Think with your brain. Not your dick.

Wondering too...let the woman say no and see side chic up and down!
I have said it, orgasms is not for relaxation and stress relief!!

Lazy sperm? You mean the ones that can't swim and tanda for one place or the crawling ones ?
Just imagining catapulting sperm!

midnighter:
He would have said the OP is lucky he doesnt have lazy sperm...this thread is just unbelievable

Well then they will continue to go in circle because nobody wants to carry family work load alone.

So they want women to contribute financially, do the household work alone, mind the children alone ?
Good for Europeans!
Not in this part of the world!!

Stop acting big girl sis. Give him your own list of needs and wants. You should have asked first!
Now go make Christmas shopping list and send it to him asap.

rockstarB:
I met this new guy. It's long distance and we say we want to make things work. He will visit soon according to him. But he is asking for financial help barely after one week. Last week I sent him 2k for fuel, now he is asking for another money. He said he will bring it when coming next week. I am disappointed.
This is the reality women now has to face, how come it's during the time we met you're suddenly broke? Yet it is the women that are gold diggers. He isn't the first person, more women just need to speak out as much as the guys are complaining about girl asking for financial help barely into a new relationship.
Update; now begging for sub money I don't know what is wrong with some guys of nowadays. No dignity
Friday morning rants

Bia ify, where all those Londoners dey ?
Pataki sef just go hide abi kilode
I can imagine him turning akamu for baby him tie for back. That's how i roll disco dancing time don pass.
Dayo sef go dey make amala ijebu and pupuru for dinner. He try sneak come put jara for foreign politics section when bomboy dey sleep.
Saga Alimony don big so he is working extended hours and OT i guess....
Any end of year party this year? I promise to come this time

oh the good old days!!
Hahaha...Saga just disappeared!! Alimony payment take the whole money. Saga if you are reading, greetings

ifyalways:
Onye army. Udo di excess. The forum is beyond resurrection and redemption now. Maybe a scandal involving one or two old timers will do the magic

Ifyalways caught pants down in a london hotel with Sagamite and Alhaji Ornicus.

You mistakenly break one small part. You do minor surgery by using paper to hold it and put that side by your bed only for smoke and fiam fire!!
Mama be like so you don broke am again ?

please father forgive us for we have eaten
This is our 1st food since our last food.
Go and eat no more!

FloraEC:
I'm going for confession. My mind won't put me to trouble.

I'm not thinking anything

Prestonn:
Village kitchen

Coconut Rice

Don't leave just yet. Put efforts in making your marriage work. Dont make it look like you took advantage of her -like her marriage was a sham after all, you knew what you were getting into.
If you decide to divorce after much efforts, make sure you so it legally, amicably etc and you both signed the paperwork.
No vex too much divorce the woman who brought you to where you are now. Unless ofc you get funny intentions before before

They look like mobs!
Educated men just turned to something else all because of money they will die and leave behind one day- it's a long tale!

TheShopKeeper:
...a close pic of messers parnas and fruman with treasontrump and rudy...

...a mug shot of the investors...

So what ?
Who are you to judge his life ?
Love your neighbor!

Alexgeneration:
This nigga is obviously gay.

Pure hypocrisy!! How are they going to get money to do the check when they are busy looking for money to buy ice fish and okro/ujuju to make soup?
Ajo nmadu !
Bunch of do nothing! Trying to show off meeting wrapper and clothes

Oh no dadi!!
I'm coming over!!

Prestonn:
Very sorry Mami, gonna take it down

Sure you can, enough to go round. Thanks

Car key in hand- waiting for address. Fish! The best thing ever! Now send me the location address please.
Beautifully done!!

Prestonn:
Village kitchen

Invited some friends for dinner.

The forum don resurrects tire.
How are you Nwanem ?

ifyalways:
None. Nld is dead already