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Politics › Re: Photos Of How Nigerian Prisoners Sleep And Enjoy Their Life by armyofone(m): 1:25am On Jul 06, 2013
Thanks for posting that Beautiful Norway prison.
Well made bed too grin kiss
from watching their reality shows, American prison is not bad, they all looked well fed and strong grin

I used to hear that in Nig prison, they feed them weevil filled beans with oil swimming on top.

Stay out of trouble and be good.
Health › Re: Benefits Of Cold Water Showers. by armyofone(m): 8:09pm On Jul 05, 2013
I so much missed the cold water bath in Nigeria.
There is nothing like cold water bath here even in the summer, tried it once and headache nearly fired me.
Family › Re: Legalize Polygamy! By Jillian Keenan A Feminist by armyofone(m): 2:23am On Jul 04, 2013
legalization must be both ways.
what is fair for D should also be fair for the V.
Properties › Re: Why Do Nigerians Fence Their Houses? by armyofone(m): 7:17pm On Jul 03, 2013
lol at OP, the fear of thieves/ghost with guns is the beginning of wisdom.
you have to see the windows of many homes in nig even with the fences.
barb wire upon barb wire, the thing scared the heck out of me grin
hope to see the day when there will be uniformity in Nig estates and homes.
Christianity Etc › Re: Deeper Life Suspends Kumuyi’s Son, Daughter-in-law by armyofone(m): 8:53pm On Jul 02, 2013
I wonder!
The Lord is looking at a man's heart not how sad, sober or solemn you look/looked on your wedding day.

slimyem: Mtcheeeeeew. Rubbish!!
Pray and seek forgiveness for doing what?
Na John and Love get time sha. undecided
Being a lawyer should also be considered worldly right?

Look at how the Oyinbo who brought Christianity to Africa dress to churh, jeans, short and slipper hammering Hillsong like Christ is coming today.
John and his wife get time true true.
Family › Re: In Death, Nigerian's Secret Life In Syracuse Is Slowly Revealed by armyofone(m): 6:11pm On Jul 02, 2013
What a sad story.
Shocking, living as someone else for so long? Maybe that was why he stayed away from other people.
May he rest in peace.
Celebrities › Re: Omotola Poses For THISDAY Style Photoshoot by armyofone(m): 10:13pm On Jul 01, 2013
Lovely lady. waiting to watch her Hollywood movie.
Family › Re: by armyofone(m): 2:36am On Jul 01, 2013
Question: what would you do if he doesn't propose? Stop the test driving and playing wifey grin.

I told mine from the get go, I'm not in this to play or to be played. Get your act together sweety. if you are not ready for a serious relationship, let me face my books and get my boot and gun.
Family › Re: Security Tips For Ladies. by armyofone(m): 9:30pm On Jun 29, 2013
the same Obadiah that quotes the bible to kingdom come. I think he is on a long tin when typing.

Ishilove: I'm just realising that you are a wicked person, obadiah. I am also sure you won't be asking for a video of the beating for your viewing pleasure if it was a woman related to you by marriage or blood. angry
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Black hearted knave! angry
Politics › Re: We Should All Be Feminists- Chimamanda Adichie by armyofone(m): 9:01pm On Jun 29, 2013
haven't we turned into men already? Women are doing much more than frying African chicken and pooping out babies every 9month/every moon, look around you. I'm sure you have the latest Ipod/Ipad grin

Horus: Feminism subtly is turning women into men. This is often manifesting itself in the form of Lesbianism or women who focus too much on money.
The latter are women who [b]become very materialistic [/b]and tend to buy luxury items. Feminism is the granddaughter of capitalism.
Politics › Re: Shoprite Opens In Ibadan by armyofone(m): 8:53pm On Jun 29, 2013
good thing kiss. I like shopping with cart instead of holding my groceries.
where is the store located please?
can I use GPS to get there?
Family › Re: Security Tips For Ladies. by armyofone(m): 7:04pm On Jun 29, 2013
whopping husband azz is different from knowing how to fight intruders.
always make sure you have dried ata we we in your kitchen. have pepper spray around you.
Earlier this week, CNN showed a black guy (intruder) beating a white woman in front of her little kid. The lady's Nanny cam recorded everything. I was terrified watching all blows and real beating the lady received. So sad cry

obadiah777: SOUND TO ME LIKE WE MEN ARE THE ONE WHO NEED SECURITY TIPS. WASNT A WOMAN WHIPPING HER HUSBANDS AZZ ON THE FRONTPAGE YESTERDAY ?
Family › Re: What Will You Be Doing This Friday Evening? by armyofone(m): 9:31pm On Jun 28, 2013
Do some research for my project and if the gals call will join them for chicks night out.
so hungry for Oyster so I might rec we go to an Oyster joint.
Fashion › Re: Men Deceiving Ladies With Fake Six-Pack Abs by armyofone(m): 2:11am On Jun 28, 2013
I saw chest pack here. Where the 6packs now?

yuzedo: Bro, dis wot [size=14pt]23hrs 79mins[/size] of had work evryday in side my banana iceland undergrand jim can do. cool Maybe one day u can be like me if u work had. wink Ladys are free to hola. wink tenk.
Family › Re: Woman, 85, Lay Dead In Her Flat For FIVE YEARS Before Anyone Noticed. by armyofone(m): 6:17pm On Jun 25, 2013
so sad . . . I wonder why the pub and store closed to her didn't perceive any smell.
she wasn't living in a country home but in the city shocked and the building looked like a condo, everyone is so busy and forget to smell the roses.
RIP.
Family › Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by armyofone(m): 8:27pm On Jun 24, 2013
You mean during rapture grin knowing you both going to heaven eh, oh that day, I remember that day, I will never forget that day....singing/humming I will never forget that day grin

babyosisi: Let the trumpet not sound while you people are testing o
Armyofone take note grin
Family › Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by armyofone(m): 8:14pm On Jun 24, 2013
thanks for your timely explanation abi intervention grin.
abeg bring home real fat bacon without which nothing is important, not your huge or ever standing abunna.
when life hardship catch crayfish, crayfish no go remember say the thing is ever standing or huge.


coogar: the transition from öral sex to intercöurse!
Family › Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by armyofone(m): 8:00pm On Jun 24, 2013
what is falling and rising again?
Coogar, can you help explain better, i'm confused.

babyosisi: Thank you my sister
I like sincere and real people living in a real world
I was celibate also for a cool 18 months or so,clutching unto my King James Bible
Then a man of God came around and we decided to marry
And we fell and rose again
Fell and rose again
Each time falling unto a bed kwa o grin grin
Fell fell fell fell and rose rose rose rose
Chei!!
Health › Re: 16-Year-Old Girl With Lipodystrophy That Makes Her Look 60 by armyofone(m): 7:56pm On Jun 24, 2013
why? he doesn't need green card.

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]They really need to keep an eye on that boy[/quote]
Family › Re: Rolling Dollar’s Children May Drop-out Of School Soon by armyofone(m): 7:46pm On Jun 24, 2013
Having too many children is why most homes are in a mess in Nig. I wonder why a woman would open her eyes and marry an older man with children. Why do some people like suffering? Anna Nicole anyone? that is sense grin Not the one falling for rice and stew.
Eat the rice and stew and offer him condom/request for one if you must use se.x to say thank you for rice and stew.
They should sell his jeep and use the money to send the children to learn handwork.
Family › Re: Is This Done Delibrately?? What'd You Think? by armyofone(m): 5:58pm On Jun 21, 2013
good thing they did the pix all over. I hope the photographer learnt a lesson: Group pix is group pix.
Such a lovely boy. I pray he stays charming in this insensitive world we live in.
Wonderful parents too, advocating for him and paying attention to little detail kiss.
I can imagine some parents using their scissors already undecided because someone missed his way.
Family › Re: Pastor Kumuyi's Son Ties The Knot (PHOTO) by armyofone(m): 10:10pm On Jun 20, 2013
the blogger's analysis funny grin grin
maybe she got flexible because the wedding took place in Jamaica like someone said,
maybe she is not very deep into DL?
Family › Re: My Husband Is Too Dirty. I Want A Seperate Room by armyofone(m):
You are welcome wink
Family › Re: L Live In A Sexless And Loveless Marriage...would Divorce Be The Best Option by armyofone(m): 5:02pm On Jun 20, 2013
why are you preventing me from doing my assignment as a doc assistant? please work with me here, the report is necessary.
biting ko? They have the barking ones on QVC tongue

coogar: waiting for what?
why you are always highly interested in this kinda exercise, huh? armygirl, be careful......some trousersnakes do bite and if they do, you would carry a big bump for nine months!
Family › Re: L Live In A Sexless And Loveless Marriage...would Divorce Be The Best Option by armyofone(m): 3:49pm On Jun 20, 2013
I'm here, Sisi where are you now? i have the blue gloves ready.
dayo and cougar are waiting, hurry up.

jennykadry: Start with dayo and Coogar. Those two are mouth makers and I don't trust them. I won't be surprised if they don't live up to expectation. cool

Sisi and hauwa, oya pull their pants down and confirm my suspicion


@ile

I am only a concerned citizen cheesy
Family › Re: Baby Found In Moremi Female Hostel Toilet In OAU by armyofone(m): 3:16pm On Jun 20, 2013
wow, see men doing their own PMSing.

grin grin
Family › Re: American Based Families Only. by armyofone(m): 5:42am On Jun 20, 2013
Just read your last post and edited mine.
Family › Re: Baby Found In Moremi Female Hostel Toilet In OAU by armyofone(m):
No I don't, I was just curious.

dayokanu: Do you know any of these guys?

I dont think anyone of them is doing anything important with his life

I even heard Obesere aka Obe-surutu a prominent SCAPITE who was also expelled in 1995 but reinstated later in 2003 joined the Obasanjo 3rd term campaign train back in 2006
I thought so. Those toughy at Nig Uni don't amount to anything. can you imagine, so sad.
Family › Re: My Husband Is Too Dirty. I Want A Seperate Room by armyofone(m):
Yeah it's me grin
any clean mallam mai kudi for me?

babyosisi: Is this Hauwa?
Family › Re: Pastor Kumuyi's Son Ties The Knot (PHOTO) by armyofone(m): 1:55am On Jun 20, 2013
funnyx: I attended deeper life for 6 years, I left when I became convinced that their doctrines are nothing but putting one in perpetual bondage, I like their Bible study though. The last straw was when my brother was heavily criticised for using a gulder key holder.
lol,
where the mercy of the Lord is there is freedom
where the mercy of the Lord is there is freedom
Freedom reigns in this place, showers of mercies and grace,
falling on every face, there is freedom.
Family › Re: My Husband Is Too Dirty. I Want A Seperate Room by armyofone(m): 1:36am On Jun 20, 2013
Some people are good at throwing saliva about like pregnant woman. I so hate that part of using their middle teeth for a very long/short spitting. Very common in Nigeria.

r231: Hmmmm........

Is that possible, in your own house undecided undecided
OP, Some people are like that, I think it is a psychological problem. You have to place sanctions on him.
Family › Re: Baby Found In Moremi Female Hostel Toilet In OAU by armyofone(m): 12:33am On Jun 20, 2013
@ Dayokanu:

I'm curious of who they are today? they should be giving speech around campuses in Nigeria if their lives turned around.
So where are they today?


Who are these DSM guys without mentioning Tony Fash, Saint, Legacy, Tomi, Burkina, Maxwell etc

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