₦airaland Forum

Such a shame!
29years old high school dropout, hired by Booze A as contractor to work for CIA and earning $200,000 a year?
I know that being a veteran might have given him an edge but serious for real America?
I hope he is hunted too. A very stu.pid thing to do.
Going to China to hide is laughable.

Exactly. I thank God for my parents also. Their being strict really helped us grounded. At some point, he wanted me go to the convent and my brothers seminary Dating was prohibited.
Even though i came here alone, it was like he was standing on my shoulder with riffles
Parents just need to be careful so their male/female child don't bring a child into this world they are not ready for.


[quote author=baby_123]I think mostly, the father's are relieved and happy to confirm that their boys like girls and are doing some "manly" rite. Some even take their sons to ashawo if the "coming out" is taking too long. I don't think they expect the girl's not to like men or there is any fear of them being too "wimpy", so they can wait. And be the pious, little perfect girl. While their boys are the manly men. My dad will smile at my brother's conquests, but sweat blocks at any boyfriend. God rest his soul. I thank God sha, because I did not make any mistake I regret today.[/quote]

naija men take se.x outside marriage to the next level, they won't let young ladies rest. they will toast forever. if A says no, they go to B, on and on. An average nig guy libido is way out of this planet... se.x is not food. Go make money and make plenty. Stop using se.x as stress reliever There are other way to cure being Hot and idleness, I mean get involve in your community, reach out, volunteer. You have a wife and still go after anything in skirt. If only she poured the acid on her husband's third leg.
you want a job, oya bring it
you want admission into school, bring it
you are sick, show me what you have before I give you that Tylenol
you are in church, same thing
go to party, same thing

common men!!

ile and cougar, you both cracked me up this Saturday evening.
Maybe it is this Bacardi but I'm laughing so hard.
I pray to not have girls to be honest.

That protection is good. I enjoyed being protected
imagine being protected by your real soldier dad


[quote author=Sisi_Kill]If all girls became "well trained" who are the guys, whose relationship status change we are celebrating and oh so happy for, dating?

If the girls who aren't well trained are the ones who date guys, why are we happy for the guys?

If we have faith in our sons because we have talked to them about being well behaved why don't we have the same faith in our girls and allow them to date?

I don't advocate locking up your kids and forbiding them from dating, Teen dating is a reality we would be silly to ignore but not ignoring it/accepting that reality does not mean we have to celebrate it either.

In my opinion, if you can't open a thread for your teenage daughter dating....you shouldn't open one for your teen son.

On a personal and funny note, Baba Oyo reminds me of my older brothers...I have 3 of them and 1 younger brother (whom I am 3 years older than....3 years oh! 3 Freaking years!!). The day some guy called our house to speak to me, you shoulda seen the expression on my oldest brother's face. He acted like he didn't hear right and when he finally handed me the phone, you could almost hear him going "What the whaaa?" in his head. I took the phone and dude would not leave, he stood their all attention like one of Queen Elizabeth's Royal's guards.

I don't remember what my friend said because I was in a haste to get off the phone. As soon as I hung up, the questions started - Who is that? Why is he calling you? How did it get your number? He has guts oh! Calling you at home blah blah blah...all that righteous indignation from the same dude who was patted my younger brother (whom I am 3 years older than. 3 years oh! 3 freaking years) on the head after his first date.

All four of them had this moment..."oh, their younger brother don growed up". Yet my own dating became such an issue because good girls don't date. So one day, I asked if good girls don't date...why are you dating bad girls? Why do you want to be associated with filth? How do you love someone like that?! Why doncha have any respect yourself? What did I get in return...ehm, ehm, ehm. Yeah that's what I thought https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/29.gif

Anyhoo, while I understand Baba Oyo's excitement..."his little boy don growed up" ! I'd advice against labeling girls who do date because these are the girls whom your son/brother/nephew...ya know the Awon Big boiz you are happy for, are dating. I mean if those girls are easy, sluts, bad etc...why is getting them something to be proud of?!![/quote]

Thank goodness for little mercy hope it has not shrivel from too much chopulation .

coogar: i did not impregnate any of them!
so cough till your GP diagnoses tuberculosis. having sēx is not irresponsible, producing unwanted babies everywhere is the height of irresponsibility!



not having séx? your parents should have chopped off your genitäls then in your teenage years. having sëx is a natural process. only a dunce would argue otherwise!!!

common now how can it be? there is no smoke without fire. I don't think women just wake up one day and initiate divorce for the fun and freedom of it. Most abused women take advantage of the system. Parents should learn to be civil with their separation, work together even if they are no longer married.

coogar: how do you blame both parents when women initiate 7 out of 10 divorces/separation. the kid stays with the mother so if the kid turns out bad, how is it the father's fault?

statistics have also proven kids that stay with their single dads tend to do better than the ones that stay with single mums. there's so little mothers can do especially if the kid is a boy.

so mothers take all the blame in my own opinion! does it not worry you that the 2 michaels in the woolwich murder are products of a broken home that stayed with their mothers? huh?

fathers can still be involved in their children's lives after divorce, pay their share of child support, stay with each parents during the year, get updates etc at least that's what I see among white parents.

50calibre: Useful pictures to use in the parenting. Allahu Akbar!

Bin Laden encouraged his children to go to Europe and America to get an education, live a better life and don't do what he did.

Yes and also the time to talk con.dom in case of Agro let me borrow Dayo's word.
Don't forget to take the bible or Koran with you when chatting him up.
Quote chapter and verses too and preach abstinence.

greatgod2012: Baba oyo, baba oyo, baba oyo, how many times did i call you


This is the time to be closer and friendlier with the guy.
May God help you, hm and all of us. Amen.

White men know their boundary. They know what to do and don't expect you to do everything. A white guy will be at the barber shop, meet some old pal, chat a bit and exchange phone numbers/byes.
Our brothers are different ball game . Go barb your hair, chat up old friends you just met, they will talk till tomorrow , they will continue the chat at the bar right after.

[quote author=ShyM-X]That's not western civilisation; it's madness. I don't see white men running home like that, so why should black men be treated like kids because the system favours women?

Anyway, I definitely won't let that happen to me. Any girl that tries that with me, will have to go back to wherever she came from. I don't have time for time wasters.[/quote]

She taught the staff a lesson too , don't meddle when dealing with a black brother I'm helping sistahs around the world.

babyosisi: Could it be the woman is doing immiga papers for him
What is the reason man would still hang with a woman like that
It may be be for papers ( Akwukwo ndu)
Chai
A nigerian man is reduced to nothingness

The woman beat him up in public o not even inside the bedroom behind closed doors
Inside a hotel lobby with people watching sotay[b] a hotel staff came to rescue him[/b]

lol, that's how they do it in the west. It is western civilization.
But come to think of it, they are married and should be responsible.
There are dinner to help wifey with, dish to wash, kids to play with and wifey to spend time with. Why wouldn't you run home? I'd like to get a bell myself. I mean gring gring bobo comes running. What a wonderful life

[quote author=ShyM-X]Sis, every time I go to the barbers on weekends. I hear married men complain all the time about their wives. They don't even know I understand pigeon and Yoruba; but I know how their wives are frustrating their lives at home.

Perhaps, you need to come to my barbers on a weekend. It's always packed and I'm sure you'll understand what I'm talking about. It's the same everywhere.[/quote]

Keep up the good work dear
One day one day, they will know how to treat a black sistah

[quote author=Subomi-luv]Am done for the night. Can't keep rambling on about the same redundant ish. Goodluck cotton and sakura[/quote]

he even held the hand tighter like his life depended on it
that's what antibiotic chicken/roast beef and mash potatoes change our brothers into

babyosisi: That is the one o cannot understand
He is holding hands with the fighter bomber
Chei
Is this how they will return Chinedu in a coffin one day
Chukwu Aju!!

They said Ijebu people do juju too much and are very wicked.
Nigerians and stereotype

jidegirl12: Abeg what's wrong with ijebu peeps, I'm gonna call & ask Dad on this

soccer mom, she got power to beat 2 men. if it were to be a black woman, that man would have beaten her black, blue and red . Our brothers fear our Oyinbo sistah I tell ya
Now that's how to treat a lady , no touching.


[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]You must be joking....chic looks like a stay at home stressed out soccer mom.
Be serious [/quote]

only God knows what she does at home
After feeding our brother some canned spaghetti/meatballs/OJ for dinner.

I think Akpu and ofe oziza is missing in his life. An akpu fed man will not take nonsense

Shakslayer: Please, what is 'Abunna'? Is it a kind of soup too?

it is a kind of meaty meat chili soup some people use to quench hunger.

The first thing you serve is fufu and soup before water. In the North everything is on a tray before serving. Maybe wifey tried to make a statement by first setting fufu without soup , took time to bring the morning fresh (what's that?). Or maybe the soup wasn't done yet.
Maybe something else bugging her.

what is Konji?

dayokanu: You dont know how bad Konji is?

Konji dey hold the OP badly he cant wait for the traditional wedding so he can unleash his full tank on the bride

OP I read it earlier .
God saved you that you repented early

you have been absolved by Fada Peter. Don't forget to say 5 Pater Noster and Ten Ave Maria.
Next time, don't kiss and tell us or tell us how many places you put poor johnny.

wow, such missile flying around

Coogar
I thought you are cool as cucumber.
LMAO

Dayo, you are so on point with the bolded.
So sad

dayokanu: Most of the crime are as a result of dysfunctional families.

Stats say 73 per cent of black babies are born outside marriage

53 per cent of of Latino babies are born outside marriage
29 per cent of white babies are born outside marriage


If you check the jail stats it would almost mirror the percentage of kids born outside wedlock

Having kids outside marriage tend to contribute to poverty and growing up with little guidance and makes them live a life of crime and end up in jail.

Its not the Govt that make three - quarters of Black women have kids outside of marriage

When you are with cops especially white cops, don't make mouth or do the usual black drama.
I heard from college friends from Texas that Jasper is not a cool place.
Be careful, play/stay safe.

OP, You have been told. Open your eyes and do the right thing. Don't marry and bring wifey to live with your family. Go rent face me I face ya and grow from there. Why una too like unnecessary hassle sef for Nigeria?

chaircover: face me face you is worst case scenario. . . lets also not forget that Its human beings like me and you live in places like this through no fault of their own. Also The people you will meet in face me i face you are not your family members and it is a temp situation with people you may never even meet again in your life once you move out and move on. On the other hand family squabbles may last a life time and its not worth getting into them if they can be avoided from the onset. Basically what I am saying is that you can start small and work your way up the housing ladder.

LOL you mind them. How backward can one be?
Ewooo Nigerians!!! Grandma is a winch indeed.
Fast forward to few moons to come, she will be old too.
Karma is a big bi.tch.
What goes around....the real preacher says "comes around"

coogar: 2 catridges
sawn-off shotgun
get a head shot and a chest shot

may her soul RIP!

Those so call men of God are evil she should run as fast as she can from them. They read the bible brought to them by the White ones backward. Men of gods indeed.

Oh poor grandma instead of her to be loving, hugging, helping and cherishing her grandma she is tormenting herself and the poor old woman.

Please tell her a grandma fan is begging her not to hurt the poor helpless old woman who should be resting and enjoying her old age.

Men of God in Nigeria aren't really men of God.

Jesus take the wheel and help grandma.

says who?
let me help you: it's the basic standard you would expect from anybody from age 12.

coogar: the op is just fibbing!
there's no way a wife would be useless in domestic chores. it's the basic standard you would expect from any man or woman from age 12. if she was useless like the op is painting her then how did he miss these lazy attributes in their courtship? it seems op is looking for cheap excuses to cheat.......

the last part was well said.

not fair now, posting pix and making posters belle growl

Fhemmmy: I am sure Nairaland wont mind oh . . . so post more.

Fhemmmy: No speaking Yoruba Yoruba oh . . . speak english jare . . .Ojoro

don't let Ebony release her fangs on you

Grab a Krispy/creepy cream burger dear
[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]Lol Mo ma se loola, pada wa sibi ko wa wo aworan ewa ati plantain mi
Omoge, I'm unfollowing this thread until I've eaten o[/quote]

hahahaha, cracking me up. Well, ummm

Fhemmmy: What kinda thanking is this one without sharing . . . God dey oh

You are being funny
That's why i don't post my food I could turn NL into something else

Fhemmmy: Yummy

Very Yummyish, thanks.