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Jisos holy son of immaculate Mary she you want me to be jumping up for acquiring ducky bird wey go soon catch fire before launching?
God bless America, the Drone Nation .

solomon111: Take this "God bless america" nonsense out of here.
And would you mind telling us which of those pictures above is not a drone.

Even the villages that oil didn't screw up, many left for Lagos like people left Detroit.
As a little kid visiting grand parents, I have some memories of my mom's village just like the pix above: very clean river bank with whitish sand, clear water, quiet and beautiful homes etc. I was told it is no longer like that now as almost everyone left.
It is really no longer at ease in Nigeria.
Uwa di egwu.

cough, cough

not any bird flying in the sky is a drone. hopefully it doesn't fall on bar beetch.

God bless America.

I just like this guy and wondering how he takes care of his hair from year to year:
does he use hair cream?
does his hair breaks/thin?
Shower cap when showering?
net when about to sleep?
Happy birthday Mr. Soyinka.

OP, make sure he comes apologizing at your mama home with white co.ck, she goat, white rabbit, basket filled with native chalk and uda, hand written apology of 'I will never lay my hands on you again no matter what' etc. You should give him condition such as next time he put his hands on you, that will be the end.
Don't take beating lightly or else you are in for a goner.
Happy marriage

Now i'm laughing so hard
An hungry man is an angry man

Dantedasz: Yes ooo. It is very important ooo.
The roles are suddenly reversed, last year the husband was the weakling pleading for a little taste of his wifes honey pot,while this year the man has suddenly transformed in to a raging Mike Tyson who smashes jer head into house hold appliances and tots condoms as his badge of honour.

I think it is naturally sweet. It has some type of honey/sweety taste. No artificial sugar added. My dad's friend from Chad brought them for us. I saw it in the store here and bought it, still sweet.

Lilimax: I tasted it recently but the taste was as if artificial sugar was added?
The skin is very dry ...Is it really nutritious

yes, many health benefits.

OP already did her part, that was how she noticed the problem with the generator. Not that she was lying watching Nollywood making calls to her hubby oh. she tried before calling him.
this should be case by case and don't generalize. Do you expect her to fix the problem only to make it worst? What if she doesn't know how to do it? call tech at night? Was she wrong calling her hubby to help? I would have fixed it if it were me, I can't blame OP for not doing it herself. Yet I expect you the head of the household not tail oh to make sure things are alright in the house not in the kitchen oh, be at home in the evenings with your woman instead of hopping around with condom.

Anyway, welcome back.

coogar: i'm sure a real man is also expected to make sure his wife wipes her bum cleanly after using the toilet. comments like this make men think women are unintelligent beings that cannot reason and take good care of themselves.

according to the feminists, this man is not more intelligent than his wife. if the generator is not working, she should get to work and fix it. if it's too technical for her, she should call a mechanic to fix it.




she provoked a very angry man....
i cannot justify any marital violence. by the same token, i cannot condone any sort of marital abuse. my point still stands - she should apologise to her hubby and stop moaning!

lol my mom too.
You will hear them:

Dad: Dear
Mom: Sir
Mom: Dear
Dad: Yes

we the children grew up answering sir to my dad.
I stopped answering sir when I left naija. When I visit and he calls me, hauwa, I say yes dad

kulyie: As long as it is mutual,that's cool.whenever my dad calls my mon,she says sir and whenever my mom calls my dad,he says ma.its only when its not mutual and the respect is not mutual that I will have a problem with

Odikwa serious oh. she has to apologize, go into the kitchen to fry dodo and make his favorite snail stew with hot ata rodo for him, then kneel down and apologize again while hubby stoke his bear bear and wait for se.x to round off the issue? a whole married man not setting his home in order (a real man must make sure generator is working) before going to hang out with awon boyz and discuss the latest condom sample?
ummm, odiegwu.

coogar: apologise to your hubby and stop whinging!

did you read all the beating she got? For verbal abuse?
George Zimmerman is not guilty for killing Martin because Martin knocked his head on concrete!

bad boy as always .
No thanks, I don't like being hurt.

dayokanu: You wan talk say you no like domination and b-D--s-M

eye ran instead of he ran

dayokanu: EYE-RAQ instead of HE-RAQ(Iraq)

OP didn't say she has children for the cheater and beater husband. We will assume no kids yet all the reason why she should scamper now.
I so much hate battering marriages. Carry belt dey flog your wife, hehehe, dem neva born that man reach.

funny

ooo instead of 000

Exactly! Peggy, please file for separation. Violent marriage is very bad and no woman should stay in a marriage where she is being beaten (slapped, kicked, belt/shoe whipped, head knocking on walls/stabilizer). By now you should be at your parents home while searching for your own apartment.

ileobatojo: He has progressed from slapping to beating you up. Now that he has tasted the full thing and has seen how it 'successfully controlled' the situation do you think he's going to stop now? Who stops doing something that's working? After beating you up, it sha stopped you from nagging right? Success!!

He slammed your head against the stabilizer and you don't know what to do? Ok o.

You were of course right to confront him when you found a condom, his reaction was because he had been caught. Please wake up and stop trying to find a way to blame yourself.

Nobody. Play cat and dog at work and don't give anything away.

ATM/Bank account.

*coughing*
*coughing*

That's Date like someone already mentioned.
Very sweet and nutritious.
In the North, we eat it with groundnut.

Kulyie, thanks dear.
Don, you understand?
good.

kulyie: mean ing we are in 21st century and we have acess to phone calls,pinging,sending a tect etc we are not in stone age when we didnt have acess to all that hence just bumping into others unannounced.civility,decorum,self respect and respect for others should tell you to call before comming.what if they have their own itinerary for that they and they have no plans whatsoever to entertain an inlaw or not even expecting the inlaw,is that not inconvenience.or if i am on my way to work and someone came from the blues to come and greet me or i have an emmergency meeting to attend to and if its saturday,i just want to be alone and if it is the case of a couple they just want to be alone,how do you think they will feel just bumping into them because you are their relative.its a bush man/womans behaviour

Wait let me get done eating this steak Gongonzola

donchris9999: So, visiting my brother is incoveniencing him and him visiting me too when i dont even go everyday? Because of his wife and my wife? Care to expantiate? 2013?

Capital Yeah. We are in 2013. You should call ahead to even your unmarried sister/brother before visiting.

That's the right thing to do. Don't inconvenient anyone.

donchris9999: Chai! I should let my brother know that i want to visit him before i go visiting him. My own brother same papa same mama, choi! Mehn, the world has changed oo. So before my brother comes to visit me, he should let me know first because of my wife. My brother same mama same papa. I wish you lots teach your children all this things you all post on nairaland oo. Choi! Instead of people to be balanced in giving advice they just tend to be one-sided, because, its not their children. Imagine me calling my brother or my brother calling me before a visit because of my wife. Choi! When i dont even give a damn how many time my wife's siblings visit, when, they are siblings and not strangers. Welcome to nairaland the land of naira!

brother inviting him for kini? come wash his clothes, gist, clean the house?

OP tell him you are quite busy. Make your stopping by rare and always call ahead.

dayokanu: But the brother invited him so he shouldnt honor his brothers invite again because of another intolerant wife?

I know, lol

Congrat sistah and happy cooking.
If you need help in the kitchen, lemme know

ibkaye: I'm married now so I have no choice

Loved the break fasting time

Ramadan Kareem to y'all. Fast with all your hearts. Go to Allah with a clean heart.

why?

why you don't hate cooking anymore Ibkaye?

ibkaye: I don't hate it anymore so it's ok now lol

Time for 5mins break, I can hear the instructor saying 'please be on seat at 10:25am'. I'm not going out but day dreaming of Nigerian students on strike and what it feels like to be struggling. I'm also not going to the cafeteria for lunch
God bless you all.

True, he should also make himself scarce. Just waltzing in during meal time is not funny

If I were the guy, I'd say 'oh I just got done eating, thanks'.



[quote author=Efemena_xy]Not necessarily.

Presentation is everything. The way you present and conduct yourself in the presence of others determines how they'll treat you.

He's coming across as a grossly, dissatisfied in-law not happy with the quality and quantity of meat / fish served him and chose to report her 'bad' behaviour to her husband. What was he hoping to achieve?

Interfering in-law.[/quote]

Lol, you guys just cracked me up OP, by now you should have the clue meaning visit once a year or once in two years. You will be served hefty meat then.

Calling to say hello is enough. Respect your uncle and his family and stop visiting during meal time

Okotie should stop this yeye thing now and face his music. Carrying/marrying/dieforcing women up and down is not one of the spiritual characteristics/features of a real man of God.

I mean he should just focus on his husbandry roles and music. The good book said don't marry after you divorce. Which bible is he using self? The book according to Chris? sigh. I went to his service once with my parents, ummm that place na real fashion house .

now this is hilarious

all4naija: Lol... The stress in Africa is unmentionable.

When Americans see Africans looking like apes they think it's a laughing matter. Now she has to see for herself. She hasn't seen the worst cases though. Her eyes will probably shed enough tears at the end.

I quite pity the poor guy more. ile, his situation is a disorder/born this way right?

ileobatojo: Baby, the fluid that comes out as sperm or seminal fluid comes from different contributions (it is a mixture of fluids/nutrients and materials from different sources). Most of it comes from the seminal vesicles which is located in the pelvis beside the bladder, so right there you can see that even without testes, there can be ejaculate produced. It just will not contain spermatozoa. As the semen flows through the reproductive tract, it collects contributions from other glands and the testes including the spermatozoa (if any). So these get added on to the fluid to make it the complete package. But yes, it can come out, just missing some parts, that's all. Oh and the part that comes from the seminal vesicles (which is the bulk of it) is not clear in color. So that may not help differentiate much.

As to what the doctors can do in this case? Not much. Beyond a miracle, he simple does not have viable spermatozoa producing cells anymore.