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lol, very delish
pele, mo le fax beans ati dodo.
fun mi ni fax # e
Yeah, i try to make Beans on some Sat.
I have been reading so much about the benefits so girl gotta force herself


[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]wow, se o dun?
ebi n pa mi sha
ibise ni mo wa, se o moh
Obirin yii, o fe pa mi[/quote]

my lunch last Saturday.

ekenedegreat: She was a good lady during courtship dat was why I married her.

you should have added the above to the 1st post. Have you communicated the changes/latest development with her?

Me too . I made beans for our students club. The foil plate was emptied before the burger joint. i was like eh. if you eat my bean eh, not for talk. I think adding a nice amount of onions to beans is important. No purge with my bean too. Have you tried ewa ati eko? Lol. I learnt eating ewa ati eko/akamu. Ewa with garri to kon (sour garri is nice on a very hot day.

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]I cook good beans, but I don't cook it all the time. Takes too long, jare. Aint no one got time for that.

I remembered the first I cook beans for African student organization, they won't let me rest, asking me to cook food constantly


My beans are delightful, that's the second best dish I learned to cook, after obe ata.[/quote]

Not a fan of bean but I like eating a well cooked beans. My grandma add crayfish to her bean so yummy.
Her moi moi is not complete without Mackerel fish soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo yummish/delicious.

I like Northern Bean. We call it Kwaruru. It has big eyes I mean the tiny black part is so huge. The bean is big itself and very delicious but long time to cook. I saw it at the African store here, good memories growing up in the North.

Any Kwaruru bean fan here?

lol, oh no! very funny.

I have tuwo de miyan yakwa for you

[quote author=Sisi_Kill]Rotflmao!

You don't wanna be banged that way....trust me.


Hauwa....Plantain Amala?!!

Is that for real or is that a sly way to punish Pataki? [/quote]

ileobatojo: I don't perform ashewo spells jo. Ask Coogar, I only do mgbeke feminist, ultra modern, man eschewing, misandrist, angry black female related spells. Thank you.

Madam Cleo at work I need that please. How can I contact you for those?
I think Coogar has been assimilated, but ogbemi hates women so much his blood boils all the time.
I'm wondering if some baby mamaz in Texas did their work on him

You know, I owe you nice egusi soup with bushmeat and plantain amala for dinner.

Pataki: I think it is wrong for newly married couples to be hosting family relatives in their house for a long period of time. It is maritally unhealthy and goes a long way in making couples not having the perfect bond and true understanding to themselves fully.

This is not about being wracked with guilt. It is about doing the right and most appropriate thing as a couple. Spend time together devoid of family ties. Unfortunately, even if the sister of the husband is angel michael, she is still in the way of this couple.

the gal should have left to their parents home immediately after the wedding. You can apply for jobs from Owerri now, then come back if called for interview.

Girls, we too like free thing .
OP is she contributing to the bills? Why are you unable to take a stand?
You dey fear your sister? Give her 6months deadline to get her acts together and that's it. you have tried, 8years is a very long time.
Tell wifey she will be there for another 6months time frame to get a job and a place of her own.

lol, baby prayer miracle in Nigeria I can reach mt kilimanjaro tonight with my mountain bike

ummm, this thread is for real business.

continue reading...

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]Stolen blackberry.......................strip

Stolen phone............................strip

Stolen jewelry...........................strip

Stolen alubosa ........................strip

Young innocent boys/girls in the neighborhood .............strip

Every solution is strip, parade, burn and kill.
Where is Africa going?
Shebi you want to advance............advance go where with your neanderthal mentality?
Seriously, where where the women in these area when the girl was stripped naked?



What da heck is this thread doing in fashion? What is fashionable about this crime?[/quote]so sad, I guess it is lack of good home training/poor upbringing. i saw the other thread where a granny was being beaten by some guys, one was pulling and opening her legs and looking into where he came out from. So repulsive how young African men behave.
What a continent! So ever backward with dark mindset!!
Thank God for the great USA, some of them are improving.

ileobatojo: Okay, sorry there are plenty of safety concerns. As you can see from that picture that the nuvaring has sharp claws set to deploy once the 'tool' comes in contact with it. In fact, it only releases the claws only whatever gets caught in between is completely mangled.

Will you allow OP's thread to proceed in peace now?

Lordy Lordy
laughing sooo hard. You bad

@ ileoba, I heard it will make one gain weight. Is it true?
Really all the fancy name scares the hell out of me. I fear even tampon.
With all the yaz lawsuit you see on tv, I wonder if in the future such will have the same fate?

i'm thinking in the line of having all my kids with less space and then get mine tied or removed.

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debrief08: Wow, so the Nigerian Married Man has degraded himself so much that he can't be trusted with any woman within 6 feet, lol, and the insecure Nigerian wife who has the personal responsibility of guarding a grown man so he won't be "tempted", you gatta love our "marriages"

hahaha.
don't throw bone to dogs and expect them not to wag their tails, eat
Most Nig guys are randy and can toast/always toasting for life.
Stay in hotel and enjoy your trip. Stop by during the day or when she is home.

[quote author=amir_99]Ka sha weewee ne? Wani shegen forgive? Kawai a bar wannan magana[/quote]Tau, ba ne de dongo Magana.
Nagode.

To Whom It May Concern:

Sorry, I can't check your PM. I forgot my password and that email account no longer exist.

Thanks.

Hauwa.

true, very nice and natural.
But I don't like that plantain leaf style. Leaf I use for my moinmoin and ukpo?
Western people are really playful.

naijathings: I like this.. very pure

Paddy mi, gege bi aiye lo o.

Singing
have you been to Jesus for the cleansing power, are you washed in the blood of the Lamb?

Omoge don see the light, come and see the light o amen amen..

Plaetton, forgiveness bringeth forth healing. Forgive an adulteress wife.
To sin is human, to forgive is divine.

Pataki: Pastor Hauwa.....lol.

Army, Marines or Navy.

plaetton: Biggest f.... bullcrap.
Would give such stupid advise to your own brother?

Jesus said to the Pharisees, let him that has no sin first cast the stone.
And they left one by one.

not normal at all at all.
there should be a way to start the fire.
Is she doing all the cooking and cleaning?
what? that's so wrong. He should be in the kitchen too.

Obowummi, are you the same guy that used to post some funky stuff on that Yoruba thread?
There used to be a poster posting an erec.ted kini in a casket, or one in a gourd
Being washed in the blood of the Lamb is good

@ Pataki

what are you doing here instead of marinating and setting the charcoal grill? Your oremis oremis are coming
Where is the keg and funnel? I asked you to help pour the p-juice into empty bottles.
where are the buns?
no ewedu and amala today but hotdog, hamburger and some good beer.

Pataki: How do you know she is endowed ehn?

O beautiful for spacious skies,
For amber waves of grain,
For purple mountain majesties
Above the fruited plain!
America! America!
God shed his grace on thee
And crown thy good with brotherhood
From sea to shining sea!

O beautiful for pilgrim feet
Whose stern impassioned stress
A thoroughfare of freedom beat
Across the wilderness!
America! America!
God mend thine every flaw,
Confirm thy soul in self-control,
Thy liberty in law!

O beautiful for heroes proved
In liberating strife.
Who more than self their country loved
And mercy more than life!
America! America!
May God thy gold refine
Till all success be nobleness
And every gain divine!

O beautiful for patriot dream
That sees beyond the years
Thine alabaster cities gleam
Undimmed by human tears!
America! America!
God shed his grace on thee
And crown thy good with brotherhood
From sea to shining sea!

O beautiful for halcyon skies,
For amber waves of grain,
For purple mountain majesties
Above the enameled plain!
America! America!
God shed his grace on thee
Till souls wax fair as earth and air
And music-hearted sea!

O beautiful for pilgrims feet,
Whose stem impassioned stress
A thoroughfare for freedom beat
Across the wilderness!
America! America!
God shed his grace on thee
Till paths be wrought through
wilds of thought
By pilgrim foot and knee!

O beautiful for glory-tale
Of liberating strife
When once and twice,
for man's avail
Men lavished precious life!
America! America!
God shed his grace on thee
Till selfish gain no longer stain
The banner of the free!

O beautiful for patriot dream
That sees beyond the years
Thine alabaster cities gleam
Undimmed by human tears!
America! America!
God shed his grace on thee
Till nobler men keep once again
Thy whiter jubilee!

God bless America
God bless our Troops.

Yes, forgive.

The good book said: He who hath no sin should first cast the stone and the pharises left one by one.

damiso and Mmotimo, you both are so right.
I think parents should try sending their children to some good private schools. Many are very strict and load their students with homework. Unfortunately you don't see many Black in private schools. Not sure why.
Live in good area so you have opportunity to send them to good public school.
Make sure they have after school lessons for maths, English and science. In home tutors too.
No divorce except in cases of extreme domestic abuse. If divorce, make sure you are still playimg your fatherly/motherly roles. . .100%.
But then, where will Nig parents building houses back home or carry extended family responsibilities have the extra money for such? Let's start setting our priorities right.
I learn a lot from my internship last year. If only we will set our head in the right place. If only....

damiso: Gbam.Its scary to be honest this parenting thing especially in the west.I feel soooo sad when i hear these naija names on the news being connected to criminality.

Me and my mum still had an argument about one of the causes of this.Nigerian or rather immigrants have this double expectation and that puts alot of pressure on us to achieve more financially.You want to have a good standard of living where you are and everyone(sometimes yourself sef)is hassling you about stuff you need to do back home.Haa iya lagbaja daughter has 5 houses in Lagos.You have to buy an expensive SUV that you drive once a year when you go home in an expensive 6 bedroom house that is shut most of the time for people to accept that you are 'successful' or 'doing well'.Add aso ebi,lavish parties plus flash cars to the mix as well.

Unfortunately some sacrifices have to be made to achieve this status quo especially if you are not lucky to have a high paying job(how many people even the natives themselves earn over 200,000 pounds a year) so for most its crime or working long ungodly hours.Even with this sometimes 'doing well' is still elusive.Add competition amongst couples,inlaws meddling,irresponsible parents(yes both mums and dads) you find the victims in this sacrifices are often the kids.

Set up the business for her.
Simple matter.

very good looking and happy. We need to mix up the world jare. Keep it up Akim. We want to see brothers looking all packed not some akpu belle and emu drinking guys. Nig guys should learn from him and hit the gym

Gator, ttyl

Thanks, hopefully not those dumped snails from Florida
[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]Gosh.... No, I don't.
I miss those huge snails that come out to play during harsh Ekiti raining periods
See mutant meatttttttttttttt
Nigeria is truly blessed with natural protein. cheiii

Try Cuban/Latin/Ethnic stores. They also sell African food.[/quote][quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]lmaoooooo

No vex. That's why i respect you and REALITY to a degree. Keeping us safe [/quote]I love you too

Oh I see, alright bros. Won't order then.

2legit2qwt: I wouldn't do it, i don't trust Nigerians as much

Go to Peckham for suya, you can get anything indigenous to Nigeria there ....corruption included

, thanks.