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It is SemperFI
A beautiful word, meaning much more. Protecting you so that you have freedom to shower werepe on NL

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]Thanks for letting me know pe o wa ni Tx.
Mo ma wa e ri o.

Semper Faint! [/quote]

lol, girl you are funny
do you know where I can get some good snails and plantain flour for my Amala?

hungry of some good igbin.

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]I made that last night lol.
Plantian fufu tho
Hmm yum yum


If we're still speaking English, where can I find him/her shop in Tx?[/quote]

Let me check that suya website, hope I can order online without anyone jacking my checking account sha.

wo, the free ones from the mallams mai kudi falafala are more tasty.

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]Free ones?
Girl yii, ma se ojoro fun mi. Connect me na[/quote]

lol, I miss plantain amala. I like it with nice fresh lightly cooked okra and stew with plenty of atarodo and tatashe.

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]This girl, what is all these foreign name you're typing?
Ki lo sele so amala, eba, iyan, etc?

Is Dayo starving you again? [/quote].

Oh I miss that Sabo suya, the free ones o


[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]Why don't you just take me to a All-You-Can-Eat-Suya buffet?

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eating my mom's food.
Mom, one uncrowned chef
miss ofe onugbu . . . freshly washed bitter leaf soup
Nigerian spinach soup, ukpo oka, ogede and iji.

Thank you mom.
miss some good friends I made while at UI.

CuteAngel: Got this from a bbm broadcast VERY FUNNY, YET FULL OF MORAL LESSONS:There was a group of women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband.The women were asked, 'How many of you love your husbands?'All the women raised their hands.Then they were asked, 'When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?'Some women answered today, some yesterday, some didn't remember..The women were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective husband: I love you, sweetheart.Then the women were told to exchange phones and read the responding text messages.Here are some of the replies:1. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick?2. What now? Did you crash the car again?3. I don't understand what you mean?4. What did you do now? I won't forgive you this time!!! 5. ?!? 6. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need? 7. Am I dreaming? ? 8. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today...!!! 9. I asked you not to drink anymore!! and the best one 10. WHO IS THIS?

LMAO

obadiah777: BUT YOU DO ERR. YOU DONT KNOW THE LORD. YOU ONLY KNOW THE FAIRYTALE LORD THEY PREACH IN CHURCHES. THIS HERE IS THE REAL LORD >>>>>> EXODUS 15 VS 3 The LORD is a man of war: the LORD is his name

REVELATION 19 VS 11 And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.

AMOS 3 VS 6 shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it? <<<< WHAT HAPPENED IN WOOLWICH WAS EVIL. HOWEVER THE LORD DOTH DO EVIL IN RIGHTEOUSNESS. ITS CALLED REVENGE AND RETRIBUTION. AND HE HAS DEATH ANGELS WHO CARRY OUT THESE DEEDS. I SUSPECT THE ARMY GUY HAS DONE ALOT OF BRUTAL MURDERS IN THE ARMY.

shaking head, you high?

girl, I didn't know
LOL, you know the next preaching from him made me fall down and worship, I must have been touched
*bursted into laughter again*

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]Omoge, dont mind that one. Na joker like yuzedi, okija and mad cow.[/quote]

obadiah777: WHY IS HIS LIFE WASTED ? HE CAME INTO THE WORLD AND DID WHAT THE LORD ORDAINED HIM TO DO. HE IS A DEATH ANGEL. OR YOU THINK EVERYONE WALKING ON TWO LEGS IS A HUMAN ? THE LORD HAS DEATH ANGELS WALKING AROUND AMONGST US. HE FULFILLED HIS PURPOSE.

oh Lord, very funny. The Lord ordained him to hit and slash someone?

which Burukutu brand you dey drinketh by the way? I'd like to try it.

lol, lmao @ pe.nises is not a ticket to respect

MMotimo: How many families living in Naija have only one income?

How many of the abused women have no income?

abi o, you hardly find a home where a woman is not working in Nigeria, selling pepper is work too.
yet those women are still being abused and cheated on.
Nig males are from another planet.

so sad, what a wasted life

Don't you agree that they are helping Nigerian women/ladies to see the light and creating awareness?
there should be an overhaul in the NiN style of marriage/relationship.
Not asking for a perfect relationship, but something near perfection is not bad for our mothers/sisters.

maclatunji: A factual woman. I am tired of women who pretend so much on Nairaland. The best way to uplift women is to admit there is a problem and that there is no set of wonder-women anywhere who are immune. That deceptive marketing of super independent "wonder-women" is leading to younger ladies entering miserable marriages faster than I can type- "Jack Robinson". The are so sure of their "special" status before marriage but when they enter they receive the shock of their lives!

I am only reacting to the reactions of some women here to the video.

Thank you.

CAMEROONPRIDE: [img]http://3.bp..com/_5aumgLlZ7iE/SOY6Z61rKAI/AAAAAAAAAZY/vmEQ9K0-rzQ/s1600/IMG_0099.jpg[/img]
Nigerians Jihadists

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Nigerians Jihadists worshiping their Arab masters

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These are not just pictures of simple religious ceremonies, these are pictures of organised paramilitary forces, yet another arsenal of human ignorance at the disposal of Arab Islamists for their global ambitions. This is how small terror groups become terror movements.


I'm not surprised that a Nigerian is involved....people should wake the fck up or get ready to serve under the new worldwide caliphate





@ sweetlemon is right, Europe is a no no for African..America is 100% Better than Europe...this is the sad truth

The pictures you posted are just too sad seeing my brothers
Nigerians?? I can't believe it. I thought we are good at going to school, working and making money.
I don't know why they are carrying Arabs headache, are they being paid?

divided attention

coogar: explain this bit, abeg! how's dating a married man different from dating a single man?

Since you want to move on with your life peacefully, oga move to Austria with your wife. With your work experience, getting a job will not be hard. Your ex is not happy, neither will you or anyone (including your children).
May you all find peace.

new marriage and so stressful already. Two miscarriages and a scorned ex?
I'm not sure how she will win this. Games men play
The ex is doing her own thing now, wait till the 4 children start their own drama.
We don't always like someone with our father unless our own mother.

Idi oti



[quote author=Sisi_Kill]You interview a few women and come up with your ALL Nigerian women conclusion yet you have the audacity to question someone who dispel you baseless conclusion by giving an example of his own experience?!!

How do you spell Eejit?!! [/quote]

What do you call a guy who frogs around from one girl to the other?
This guy with all his money is a
I thought he will be proposing to Naomi, but then

FedEx flight ticket please.
must arrive just in time to make plans (buy text/notebooks, pencil and eraser).

coogar: you know the way to my crib - come alone around 10pm. the tutorial would take about 8 hours. there would be a break of one hour in between.

cougar,


show me how to do the gif. I don't mind being your student.

yeah from someone named bootlelegaz? right, the joke is on ya, paddy
keep it up letting American cops who are your best friend aware you are top educated Nigerian.

bootlegaz: Read between the lines. Not using *is* when you suppose to use*was* in reverse . Ghetto slangs or better still ebonics.

lol, but you can't start lecturing a full loaded police officer that you are an educated black man and knows your right, God. By the time you are done talking, they are already doing CPR on you. Dead people talk no tales. Really, talking to police officers when no question was asked only get you into trouble.

bootlegaz: It's not about been rude to them but letting them know that you are an educated black man in a polite way. There are numerous incidents of officers been shot at a random stop so they have to be alert (nothing new). High way 5 was were I got a speeding ticket while driving to Los Angeles for an event. I was going over the speed limit and the nice, white officer reduced the citation limit to 85 instead of 110 that was showing on his radar. He was very friendly at first encounter and I had to apologize . As a guy that is fresh from the Boat, make sure you attend a university though. Bunch of Naijas in LA area are cut up with the Hollywood fake life and forgetting their purpose in the states. Gotta go.....Enjoy bruv

There was a program I watched yesterday about a restaurant now offering Lion meat burger and fries.
Lion meat patties can be bought and shipped to you for memorial day weekend the guy said.

The king of the jungle is now becoming meat for exotic taste buds.

All this animal abuse must be stopped.

Monkeys are my fav pet. I hope they guy plead guilty.