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stopping by unexpectedly and expecting you to offer them some of that nice stew you are making (common among students)

The salesgirl missed a big commission.

I liked what Julia Robert did to the sales girl in Pretty Woman. After she reported to Richard that the expensive store sent her out, he wrote her a fat check and she went shopping then dropped by at the same store to show off

doesn't matter whether the person is rich or poor, just give her/customer the bag to admire, maybe ask for financing as they do in the USA if we don't call it racism, then it is discrimination against the poor which is very bad too.

doesn't matter whether the person is rich or poor, just give her/customer the bag to admire, maybe ask for financing as they do in the USA

Not true, it has been in Africa before the white ones came. It is just that now they can speak out
they know they are not alone
There are bigger and bitter problems spoiling your land that you guys should be afraid/worried about. Not the sexua.l orientation of the other person. At least the white man chop belleful now. Nigeria and misplaced priority sef.

[quote author=Ms_Steph]Homosexuality in africa is caused by mostly pple who went to d "white man's " land nd came bck to spoil our land... Very soon transsexuals will soon come to nigeria nd sum pple will say let's not judge dem[/quote]

OP
Don't go if you don't want!! Going to churches to seek the fruit of the womb is a waste of time. Go to church to pray and hear preaching is enough. You go to God yourself not through sinning pastors or Italian olive oil.
Tell mama you BOTH did family planning in order to prep financially for the children.

OP
I need proof that you have some hefty handsome studs with loaded pocket please.

Capital YES, very OK

You have a good heart Kanwulia.

Kanwulia: I would marry him or her in a jiffy and ADOPT!!!
They can try just once and take the 1:4 chance and the odds might favor them!

Love is like death. . . . You only do it ONCE!

I would marry and adopt maybe do other procedures.
Life itself is risky.
Yesterday on Yahoo news, I was reading of the 2years best man that died of cancer.
Our world will never be perfect.

Even if people go to the police, they don't have everything it takes to do crime scene investigations, complete autopsy etc People don't get away with crimes in the West. RIght now, my cell phone is being bombarded with Amber alert for a kidnapped person and I said to myself, this is just so wonderful and I'm on the look out for the car while driving lol!. That's how far they have gone in the west.
Nigeria is truly backward.

ireneidiva: Because, people like you who have suspicions about a certain persons death; don't go to the police to make a report but come to nairaland to bore us.

the frequency is high? I think there is medication/therapy for it.

Sealord,
whose responsibility is it if you cant afford to buy expensive kodum?

Banjo and second hand kondum dey leak, you've been warned. Prayer will not help you.
Now get ready to be a father. Don't neglect your wife and baby, ugly or not.

OP should forget/ignore wifey words *I don't need help*. Just go ahead and help anyway.
Two or more times weekly, get your children into the bathroom and get them ready for the night.
Do other things to help such as helping with washing as she cooks, help with sorting/folding clothes after laundry etc
There are so many things you can do when you are back from work. Join hands, it is your home.
Do it more often and don't calculate how often you do it oh.

for real Davidylan?
Nigerian guys want to marry a woman who is neat, we all know that.
I once had dinner with a good friend who told me he dumped the girl he was planning to marry because the kitchen is always dirty eg after cooking, she doesn't clean up.
They want to marry a Christian lady, preferably born again.
Now you are saying those qualities aren't important if her hubby intimate desires are not met?
odikwa serious.

Anyway, how are you doing nwa mama.

davidylan: All that is useless if the marriage relationship is not growing. A smarter woman would outsource most of this work to a house-help so she can focus some of her energies on pleasing her husband. What is the point in keeping a spotless kitchen when your man hasnt had intimate knowledge of his wife in months? Didnt the same bible she is reading tell her not to deprive her man of her body?

He should be thankful and help out more. While madam is cooking dinner, help out with the kids (bath them, pick toys, arrange their rooms and play place) etc

Chillisauce: Fvck apology! Who are you apologizing to. As far as am concerned, Nigeria Men need iron hand to tackle issue. Stop all this medemende and hit the nail on the head.


Upon all the wife is giving him, working, taking care of kids etc, he is still complaining, even if she is a great lover in bed, he will still want to try something else,

Nigerian Men change o!

I read somewhere that women who decided not to have children are selfish and self centered.
anyway, if there is correlation between not having children to being intelligent, then we can rightly say those who don't want to have kids till they are done with college, made enough money, or matured enough are highly intelligent.
Yet @ 27, we keep hearing 'your biological clock is ticking'

coogar: i thought satoshi kanazawa was sacked when his findings showed black women are less attractive than their counterparts - seems he's back again with his controversial researches.....

if intelligent women are less likely to have kids then may God save our planet cos after a while, only the less intelligent ones would populate the earth with their progenies. i hope to be in a better place by then....

just contribute your own high intelligent tadpoles and leave the rest to the mighty one.
So make sure your tadpoles are smart and special not just some tail less swimmers

with those oyinbo looking, I doubt it . They are even pitying the kid, thinking dad can't afford extra sweet
the dad was so embarrassed

r231:

I will beat that kid he will hate sweet for the rest of his life

I laughed so hard esp at the second one

husbandy wanted good time and some more, wifey was too tired to continue after anchoring all week, husbandy wanted it by fire or by force. Wifey gave him the defensive tactical fight she learnt from 'how to deal with a r.apist'

bukatyne: Was the couple involved in a fight or did the wife beat the hubby?

sexua.l demand maybe
midnight beating kwa

slimyem: The man must have provoked her. I pity her.

Now I know what those white folks are writing after hitting a parked car .

I will never laugh about it not even after 3years .

patient? husband is playing games with his pregnant wife and you are asking her to be patient?

Aryourkunlay: i will give the most noble advice, "JUST BE PATIENT", there's always a way

out, ma'am..

@Pdude,
your post made me laugh. But come that withdrawal wey you dey do fit give you wetin you dey run for.
The time you commot am, wifey neva reach mount Kilimanjaro now how she no go vex

@bootlegaz, Naija guys dey fear clipping due to misinformation e.g when you do clipping, you will no longer reach big O.

I'm hoping for when guys will start swallowing BC pills or take BC injection.

Are you in need of personal connection?


Ejindu, who tax records show makes $150,000 a year running the clinic, branched out last year to provide addiction counseling at seven middle and high schools in the Pomona Unified School District.

dayokanu: Do you know these people personally?

This is so sad. The horrible part is that they go back home to flaunt their evil gotten wealth. Can we ever be in the news for something good for a long time? When it comes to money, Nigerians no dey hear word. They try to use loopholes in the American system to get rich or die. But not yet uhuru .
There is pride in flipping burger at Burger King/Wendy/MacDonald oh.

InvertedHammer: /
Just drove past the office in Pomona. It remains closed.

I heard that one of the notable guys in Los Angeles is also out on bail.
His office in Long Beach was also raided.

We are watching to see how this develops.

For sure, people will be going to jail for a long time

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ummm, from cab driver crook in NY, to Soc Sec/accident fraud in Texas now it is CA huh?

Get rich or die trying sons of the soil.

kandiikane: All this hediotic pretenders! As if you've not ask your girlfriends or wives to let you insert your pee-pee in their a-hole. Undercover homos!

I mean loaded financially .
I will sha have ma Igbale ewedu with me , just in case.

Pataki: Lol! Pataki will not dissapoint!



Is your friend also resident in the US? I have friend coming from the US to marry a UK resident dude. You never know.....

I am loaded upstairs, middle-stairs and importantly downstairs. So oya, dey come na!

Thanks Solomon but I can never eat at a naija restaurant. A great cook like me? nah, will pass
English eateries will do, thanks. Give me a list of some cool Steak and Seafood joint please. I love Oyster, Wild Salmon, Clam, Mussel etc etc

[quote author=k-solo2013]armyofone when u come london come down south i go take u to 805 naija eating joint[/quote]

I will,
I have gay and lesbian friends, will gladly attend their wedding. Gay guys are funny lots (the way they walk is sweet)

I watched "A girl like me the Gwen Araujo story" and I cried like a baby

Capital Yes!

what is the baby going to eat, wear etc? Basic things for her sustenance nko?

hi baby girl, how are you. you dey fine I don see my child finish and off he goes? Not enough.

OP, send stuff and money for the baby through the person you saw her pix with.

dayokanu: He needs to provide financial support if he has Income.

But without the financial support that still shouldnt stop him from being the father of his child.

Does income determine fatherhood?

dawadawa de miyan yakwa or kerikeshi with tuwon masara

Lustig: dadawa da miyan kuka with tuwon dawa

thanks paddy. I'm loving the idea and dreaming already !!

coogar: there are millions of restaurants. when you get to heathrow, talk to siri on your iphone.....

there are very good parks around too. we even have blackpool - the las vegas of UK if you are into casino things....