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i'm coming for a friend's wedding, will take time to play .
Look, make sure you are loaded.
I don't do food shopping and kitchen thing so don't dream of taking me to food stores.

Pataki: Are you getting married soon?

When are you coming, let Pataki delight you with some English delicacy......

Yeah indeed! His name is Tyrone Minde.

biolabee: Na so dem be na

If hin do well, na American or worst Nigerian-American

But if na criminal, na Nigerian

See yesterday at the Diamond League Anniversary Games, Christine Ohuruogu a british lady ...

But if she is found to be doping, she will be come a nigerian sharperly

May he rots in jail!

it is not like all you can do in UK is shopping and cooking
cougar, answer my question on page 8 cuz I will coming over soon.
Oh, where are the best places I can play (roller coasters/rides)?

wow!!

so how much is breakfast cereal (hot or cold cereal)?
what about eating out? how is it like eating out in UK?

any good restaurant where you can eat some great sandwich ( hands up for my Dibella submarine), great steak, ribs, seafood, Italian, Indian, Mediterranean, Japanese etc

I said town crier and not some gulterish dorty.
careful don't let me call ile for you o .

strolling in with my pina colanda.
Sipping and looking around for Pataki and cougar, the town criers .

@ at the various issues that cropped up I can only say ummm, didn't know Nigerian guys hated feminism this much. Feminism is good, they fight for our mothers, sisters and wifey's right.
We were given the sch auditorium for the yearly Vagin.a Monologue and you guys are here complaining when we all know that feminists are working hard for the betterment of women worldwide.
Whoa is all I can say Still a long way to go for LIN (Ladies in Nigeria).

Lady Shollypopz, kudos

what is a feminist?
what is fem-nazi?

i'm confused oh.

ummmm, Ekiti ko lon shele??

Ileki idi will use koboko wire you o oya ma te te ma lo

Babcock looks good.

Bless you and your lady. May you both weather the stormy weathers.

God bless our troops.
God bless America.

People should learn to put their family first, above money. In this situation, the happiness of his wife and children should come first.
If your family is happy in the UK and wifey is making enough money for the family with you bringing something to the table with the little job you do while looking for a more steady job, why jeopardize your family life?
Why can't he be stay at home dad till something comes up?
I see the joneses at work.

some men who are married to women with higher financial standing look for way to belittle them.
He may be feeling insecure and being verbally abusive gives him that king kongish feelings.

Can't wait to see it!!

I hope I can rent it on Netflix. I don't like keeping movies.

@ Efe

How to catch a cheater 101

Mini and advance way to catch a cheating wifey ko

[quote author=Efemena_xy]Cheii!!



Actually, can I ask why you won't be needing 'all those'? Afterall, you do want to know whether or not your wifey is cheating, abi?

Additionally, that's what the title of this thread of yours implies: Is This Not Infidelity??

One more thing, while you're at it, be sure to hire a Private Investigator to trail her movements when she's out of the house. A good PI would be sure to send you photographs of everyone she communicates with, and would tape her conversations on the outside too. All you need to do is secure that undetectable microphone on her buba / Iro blouse...[/quote].

The heavy work is too much for Mav.
To be a Maverick is no joke, ask John McCain

Allow him to drive you guys there. At least you have someone holding the baby while you have fun and dance ndi Nwanyin dance, catch up with the latest village and household gossip/gist.

Alrighty, Try reminding her of the agreement- if it was signed by both of you, bring the paper to refresh her memories.

Mavrick2012: I tink i need to clerify somtin here.when we were about to marry,i and my wife actualy agreed no opposit-sex-friend,ie i willnt keep female friends and mywife willnt keep male friends.my concience can confirm it that i have no female friend

Efe, you are right but they can do that at some eatery, not in their home.
Nobody knows what madam and Amos chatted about and I doubt madam would want to go into it now that Mav already came off as "possessive"
He should let it go or get to know who Amos is.

I don't like it when ladies call another guy 'uncle' when he is not related to you. Just say Amos, a friend of mine.

OP, you don't speak to your female friends?

You should have said, who is Amos? Let's invite him to dinner.
I think you should apologize to your wife. I'm sorry Alleri for what happened yesterday. Please let's invite him over for dinner.

sighs smh, I can't believe cougar is here, smh again.

*no more news channel for me. CNN is giving me migraine with their Will and Kate + One. Thank goodness they showed something different (Andrea Yates).

Back to LMN.

coogar: stop blaspheming!!!!

A girl child should be in school learning how to read and write.

CAMEROONPRIDE: all this long epistle for a tight hole? ...those underage Pu-C must b something else.
tufia.

very repulsive!!
I shuddered after reading some of the things he said.

if she is really bleaching, it must be really expensive trying to keep it up.
We should be getting our aso ready for her wedding day, that gal will paint the country red .

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]List them.......
And post their pictures.

You know that aki and pawpaw are now bleaching right? [/quote]

lol, nah I love my tight jeans alone. Do you want the gele to mess up my nicely done hair?
Yes you can, in the bedroom with oyinbo heat on.

Pataki: Don't fall my hand oh Hauwa! You must rock that gele for me!!!

Which kain question be that na? Can you wear singlet and t-shirt alone during winter?

ileobatojo:
Please enlighten me wise one, at what blood alcohol level threshold are you likely to believe that a woman who claims she was raped was truly raped.

that guy is something else. Untapped entertainer
Thank goodness he is not charging me. I would have asked for refund.

Divepen: A Court in Dubai has sentenced a 24 year oldNorwegian to 16 months in jail for being raped according to news report from the United Arab Emirates.
The court defined the rape as sex outside marriage and also found her guilty of perjury and of drinking alcohol.
Marte Deborah Dalelv, 24 was on march 6, 2013 raped while in the emirate on buisness and immediately she reported the gruesome tale, Local authorities arrested her for four days and had her documents and money confiscated.
However Norwegian diplomats secured her release after four days to the local Norwegian Seamen's Church to wait for the justice to be served.
The Norwegian Department of Foreign Affairs said Thursday that the verdict "flies in the face of our notion of justice" and was "highly problematic" in terms of Western human rights.
For a rape conviction, United Arab Emirates law requires either a confession or four adult male witnesses to the attack.
The case was not reported in the two major English-language newspapers in the United Arab Emirates, The National and The Khaleej Times.
Similar cases involving foreigners and Emirati women have been reported in the past few years.
In December, a 28-year-old British woman who reported being kidnapped and gang-raped by three men in Dubai was found guilty of drinking alcohol without a license. Shewas fined $257.
Three years ago, an Abu Dhabi court sentenced an 18-year-old Emirati woman to a year in prison for illicit sex after she reported that six men had gang-raped her.
In 2008, an Australian woman managing a United Arab Emirates resort reported being brutally gang-raped while unconscious because she had been drugged. She was convicted of illegal sex outside marriage and sentenced to 11 months in prison, in addition to one month for drinking alcohol

Coogar!
did you see that? Why would they have se.x with an unconscious person?
It shouldn't be about feminists but saying something is wrong when it is wrong no matter what gender.
There are some things we should not support.

I have no problem with them finding her guilty of drinking alcohol.
They should also find the guys guilty of molestation. Letting the guys go scot free is just like saying, a job well done to the guys! Such nonsense.
Oh, it happened in an Arab country, *whistling*

I hate their make believe se.x or love making scenes. Always the time to FF for me.
Such scenes should be smooth like they do it in Hollywood
Not like you are fighting/spitting all over/roughing the other person.
sigh

Ola, nice native wears. I'm not a fan of gele but I like yours.

I'm wondering if you will dress like that in the winter.

[quote author=Efemena_xy]^^

How d'you know he wasn't suffering from from pre-examination nerves??



Agama lizards sleep at night. They ain't nocturnal creatures...[/quote]Efe, i'm not surprised. Maybe herbalist asked them to do that.
when it comes to health related problems, ignorance is a big problem in many African countries.

chuks is a guy's name.

coogar: the op is a woman.

he was dreaming of cougar the explorer .

dayokanu: Whom among these family section posters did you dream of?

I suspect you were shining someones Kongo in your dream

@ Efe,

trust naija with superstitions. Maybe to jolt the person when he is about to pee.

Exactly, people are making the world too segregated, we should be marrying from Asia, Western and Eastern Europe, South and North America, outside your own tribes etc. I wouldn't listen to my parents if it were me. What counts is intoxicating love.

coogar: cultural differences, language barrier, easier to trace the family history of the spouse and so on and so forth. in a way, it makes sense for the traditionalists but i ain't choosing any partner from a small group of women - why limit my options when there are billions of pretty women across the globe.

[quote author=tpia@]why dont you give more detail, this is too sketchy.

explain more, how do you and your husband have s.ex, which positions, how does he insert the thing, do both of you enter by various routes in your body, etc etc.[/quote]Tpia, you are very funny