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Family › Re: **ee by armyofone(m): 3:57pm On Jun 19, 2013
So to solve the problem, just give me your ATM card whenever. Put is where I can see it. When you come home with any cash, leave it where I can see it. Don't complain of insufficient fund. Be happy of any amount I take after all Jah loves a cheerful giver grin. Stop hiding money because you can't go to heaven with it grin

Michky: Interesting. So we should be the ones to pay for what God has done to you abi? Honestly, if it were for only the reasons you mentioned, i dont really mind giving the extra. But why lie?! Why steal?! Why cheat?! Why cause problem between my siblings and i, just because you must have your way all the time?! Look, you better stop this your i i i attitude before you cause more damage than you've done already.
Family › Re: Baby Found In Moremi Female Hostel Toilet In OAU by armyofone(m): 3:28pm On Jun 19, 2013
don't mind them. Tell them to abstain, na no no because na food for poor man. tell them to use condom they no go gree because they want to feel the skin like say na shaki. Poverty is bad, say no to se.x until after school.

babyosisi: I suppose the baby was found alive
Something good came out of this
I have some empathy for the mother sha
Imagine hiding a pregnancy for 9 whole months,the pain and torture of being all alone in this struggle
SHe needs counseling not condemnation or jail time
I commend her for not doing an abortion at least
We have a live baby that will most likely be adopted by a loving home

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Many of you men pointing fingers may have abandoned and denied women you put in a family way so just sharap all of you!!![/size]
Family › Re: Nigerian Oil Tycoon Loses £17.5m Divorce Battle by armyofone(m): 2:46pm On Jun 19, 2013
help him with treatment for his sore, kiss him, love him, great meals for him, great s.ex after his fights any style . . . many more to do grin

dayokanu: This is Samuel Peters in his line of duty making money.

How much support of this does Mrs Peter support him to deserve half of his wealth

[img]http://thebluecorner.files./2008/11/samuelpeter1.jpg[/img]

Or Mr Vargas below

https://www.latinosportslegends.com/images/vargas_mosley_lefteye_shut.jpg
Travel › Re: Stunning Photos Taken From Plane’s Cockpit by armyofone(m): 4:34am On Jun 19, 2013
Well not bad having somebody pay your flight, who no like free thing. Abeg David buy my ticket to Dubai now. I promise to make a good ofe nsala soup for you

grin

davidylan: because you cant go yourself abi? grin Or are you looking for some mugu to take you in the name of loff?
Family › Re: **ee by armyofone(m): 11:27pm On Jun 18, 2013
lol, grin grin the way niaja guy dey treat their wifey na another level. Imagine your own wife a thief eyaaa I sorry for the wife.
na only small tori him tell us o by the way. maybe money hard for the poor woman self.

Ishilove: Which one is Dfew? huh

Dfew ko, Bird flu ni.

Is too late ni, asiri e titu. You can't edit your post because the original post has been quoted over and over again, so if we need to atch up, all we have to do is scroll down and read people's comments. Dazall!# grin
Family › Re: L Live In A Sexless And Loveless Marriage...would Divorce Be The Best Option by armyofone(m): 8:36pm On Jun 18, 2013
No hormones necessary, didn't you read where it says slap the iroko? you don't need a female scent. One good hot slap all the way to a very happy day.

coogar: the veins don't appear until there's a strong smell of female hormones closeby.....
Family › Re: L Live In A Sexless And Loveless Marriage...would Divorce Be The Best Option by armyofone(m): 8:08pm On Jun 18, 2013
oh I see then, I hope you found more veins and had smug looks on your face grin. Hopefully no angry vein ready to pop out.

coogar: just speechless....
i had to examine myself to be sure jenny was talking about what i thought she was talking about.
Family › Re: L Live In A Sexless And Loveless Marriage...would Divorce Be The Best Option by armyofone(m): 7:59pm On Jun 18, 2013
Family › Re: **ee by armyofone(m): 7:50pm On Jun 18, 2013
I hope you are not Alaroro. Grilled her? Laughing so damn hard. Is she now a pig ribs to be grilled? or Chicken?
Please stop grilling her and be happy she is spending your money.
Ewooo, grill me for taking your chicken change or atm card? Which century are you from? Please free the woman and don't pinch or grill her for kobo change from the 50grand.
The good book says Blessed are those who give/allow wifey to take (the meek) for they shall inherit the earth (wealth).


hectortex: I have got this little problem. Am a cash person, i carry much cash around more than i might need at a time.
At first i blamed my sister for the shortages i encounter because she used to do that way before i got married until she swore to me she dosent have access to my money with my wife around. my wife has also been privy to my decision to cut her allowances on several occassions cos of this same issue. until this morning, i discovered yet another shortage and due to a mild fever last nite, i was practically in our room the whole nite. so there was no question of anybody else taking anything in my absence. Ok i was very mad so i grilled her and threatened to make things difficult if i didnt get the money all the while hoping i was wrong about her.
this evening she opened up on how she did it and has been doing it for a while.
my problem is not like she hasnt got money, i make sure of that. she got access to about 50grand right inside our room but couldnt take her hands off my wallet.
i dont know how to handle this; am thinking of pulling a plug on all her allowances except the very basic ones and keeping my wallet far above her reach. I just dont know if its a right move.
If you were in my shoes,what would you do??

N.B: mod please i would want this to remain here in the family section
Nairaland General › Re: 20 Killed In Renewed Benin City Cult War by armyofone(m): 9:29pm On Jun 17, 2013
so cultist is also fraternity? Odikwa serious. Here frat means trying to get 4.0 gpa and dress in toga and party.
Everything in Nigeria is always twisted, twisted and twisted. I'm sure Alora or whatever it is called will be carrying guns tomorrow. Stay in school and study. No fight, no Fxck. Fxck and fight with your books.


xykms101: it's a pity you've failed woefully to see the light coz that would have helped you in your career as a play boy. Alora don't fight but drink and fvck. They are called fine boy and this why other frat do beef them.
Family › Re: Inspirational Interview Of A Single Mother With Three Special Needs Children by armyofone(m): 8:59pm On Jun 17, 2013
Sniper, a real Sweet Mother wink.
Continue to stay strong and be blessed.
Hugs and love to you and the kids.
Family › Re: Is There A Happy Polygamous Home? by armyofone(m): 8:52pm On Jun 17, 2013
CNN had a docu movie yesterday "Girl Rising"

I'm looking forward to the day when ladies will take a firm stand and say no to a man wanting to make them 2nd, 3rd, 4th etc wife.
Family › Re: What Can Make You Disown Your Child? by armyofone(m): 3:06am On Jun 16, 2013
I have 6packs of Heineken for you.


coogar: why not?
no one has to put up with any form of abuse. i would definitely write off my child if he's abusive and if he displays all the characters you listed above.

he smokes, drinks, womanises and he's not even doing anything in school? his mates at 18/19 are defending the honour of their respective countries in war-torn areas and this irresponsible boy is bent on dragging his family name in mud.

to hell with such child.....
i would grass him, i would personally pay soldiers to ship his arsë to a military camp where he can learn responsibility. errrrrrrrrrrrr, lest i forget, where's the boy's father?
Family › Re: Man Catches Wife Committing Adultery In Jos by armyofone(m): 7:31pm On Jun 14, 2013
biolabee: Go in peace... Your sins are forgiven thee grin grin
kai grin walahi na hutu cheesy

odikwa funny. cheesy

The thread get him own level and hilarious.
Family › Re: Is There A Happy Polygamous Home? by armyofone(m): 8:27pm On Jun 13, 2013
That was then, it was easy and the norm in those days. Ladies today and polygamy? I doubt it. They will be getting the own grove on somewhere.

dayokanu: I think it depends on the mentality and culture

There are some people brought up to believe its the only way and its God ordained.

I believe their would be some Moslem and mormon ladies who would argue fervently in support of Polygamy

Fights happen even in monogamous families with some siblings never talking to each other for decades

My grandfather had 2 wives and it was my grandmom who went to their town to choose the second wife for him, She chose the young girl she could handle and wont become a problem for her and brought her to the husband
Family › Re: The Foolish Mistakes Women Make in marriage by armyofone(m): 4:27pm On Jun 13, 2013
so funny of you coogar grin grin grin but since 2005. That's a very long time when he is not in Afghanistan to wait for your husband now, don't you think so?

coogar: if his papers are yet to be sorted, he would not come home to his wife. i really don't understand you women. when nigerian men abandon their partners in nigeria to get married to white women, you call them cruel and heartless....

when nigerian men sweat it out to follow the legal process of naturalization, you blame them for abandoning their partners in nigeria. what exactly do you people want? has the woman in your office complained she's unhappy?
Family › Re: Is There A Happy Polygamous Home? by armyofone(m): 4:01pm On Jun 13, 2013
Wait, are you polygamous? shocked grin

coogar: and you know it's stressful for polygamous men because you have a dangling 3rd leg between your thighs?david, abraham, jacob, moses are all greedy, aren't they?

armybabe, a woman of one thing can also enjoy 12 things. if you don't believe me, ask the pröstitutes @ kuramo beach. tongue
Family › Re: Is There A Happy Polygamous Home? by armyofone(m): 3:51pm On Jun 13, 2013
Not fair at all. How can a guy with only one thing enjoys four things?
how do they have the strength to do it? I think it is stressful for them.
I think men that marry more than one wife or sleep with someone outside marriage are just greedy.
Family › Re: The Foolish Mistakes Women Make in marriage by armyofone(m): 8:00pm On Jun 12, 2013
grin grin

CFCfan: Abeg, u fit mail me some egusi, ogbono and oha soup? tongue cheesy
Family › Re: The Foolish Mistakes Women Make in marriage by armyofone(m): 7:42pm On Jun 12, 2013
grin I agree about the food part. Nig guys in America don't play with home food. I told my roommate at college, if you open the door for them, please don't come tell me my African brother is here. After tasting the food I made for the students club, na so dem come dey disturb me for one equation solution or the other.


Chinwem: Nice thread

Most men want 'home bred' so they can enjoy Naija cuisine and the likes
But a good one won't be looking to make her a slave

That being said a bad person is a bad person
A wife beater is a wife beater......wether in Naija, in US or on the moon
Family › Re: The Foolish Mistakes Women Make in marriage by armyofone(m): 7:24pm On Jun 12, 2013
Exactly, both deceiving themselves. As soon as they arrive, the men complain they grew wings grin
cunny man die, cunny man burial him. Nigerian men still go hunting for wives in Nigeria. They proudly tell anyone who cares to listen like it's an achievement. There are many Nigerian girls in the US and UK but no they prefer the ones that's not open eyes wink.

[quote author=baby_123]Well nothing is free. They wanted to travel to America, he wanted a wife. Both probably deceiving themselves in one way or the other. No real chick will follow a man she doesnt know to America. Except she get long throat. Wetin sweet dey kill.[/quote]
Family › Re: Ignore @ Your Own Peril. by armyofone(m): 5:47pm On Jun 12, 2013
eyaah cry cry cry
Family › Re: The Foolish Mistakes Women Make in marriage by armyofone(m): 4:43pm On Jun 12, 2013
@ Osisi,
The lady in your first post who confided in you, why is she not going back to school? In America? She can do it. I have this funny pix in my head of a classmate who brought her daughter in car seat to class. The auditorium is big and she sits at the back with her baby. Some colleges here have daycare for both staff and students. She can still go back to school. We read all the time of grannies going back to school in the US.
Politics › Re: President Jonathan Inaugurates National Space Council by armyofone(m): 3:14am On Jun 12, 2013
hehehehehehe, this is a cute development. If only donkeys can dream. NIG NASA. This is good news. I remember visiting grandpa in the village and he will show us the moon and a woman sitting inside pounding yam and cook oziza soup.

He should ask Obama how to run a country, I mean a real country not a country of the blind.
SemperFI
Crime › Re: Baby’s Eyes, Private Part Removed In Hospital by armyofone(m): 2:56am On Jun 12, 2013
When will Nigerians get it into their head that you can't use human parts for money making, that it is not real but wickedness??
What kind of society are naija people living in 21st century? Baby eyes for money making? Why not use fish/cow/sheep/goat eyes, because you know it is not real but just being wicked and evil.
When will they start advert on Nigeria tv/social media that that stuff is not real?

This is just sickening.
Politics › Re: Oshiomhole Bans Okada In Benin City by armyofone(m):
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Gaming › Re: PS4 Launched By Sony by armyofone(m): 2:39pm On Jun 11, 2013
will have to decide this box or a nice coach bag I have been eyeing.
same price range.
a bulky xbox or a nice bag, *eyes in the cloud*
Celebrities › Re: Dakore Egbuson-Akande Got A Nose Job (pics) by armyofone(m): 11:41pm On Jun 10, 2013
Maybe her man loves her looking this way.
but wait, what happened to her nice dreadlock?

IIIIxRoyalxIIII: I guess she got her "hair" contoured as well......

The hair that magically changed forms simultaneously with the Reshaped Nose as well..

That's one Magical Makeup Artist
wink
Family › Re: Identical Twin Sisters Die In Car Crash After Leaving Nightclub [photos] by armyofone(m): 6:48pm On Jun 10, 2013
You have to see me walking the tunnel at school even @ 6pm grin

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]LOL you funny die o.
I understand staying out till 11:30pm, but you're O.Y.O with 8pm[/quote]
Family › Re: Identical Twin Sisters Die In Car Crash After Leaving Nightclub [photos] by armyofone(m): 6:36pm On Jun 10, 2013
Reality of life around the world my sister. With guns flying around and drunk driver all about in America? If you are not in the lab, library java cave doing that hard homework, home watching reality show and food channel, where else should you be at 8pm - 4am? At home sleeping.

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]lol ah ahnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Omoge, you don old o[/quote]
Family › Re: ... by armyofone(m): 6:28pm On Jun 10, 2013
haha, umm fighting for your husband eh grin very funny how I'm picturing it.
Just put some fire into their relationship and move on.
Coogar already gave her a good idea.


onila: DONT LET HIM GO

Fight for your husband
Family › Re: Identical Twin Sisters Die In Car Crash After Leaving Nightclub [photos] by armyofone(m): 6:04pm On Jun 10, 2013
Being out so late is not always good. Be at home not later than 8pm.

Rest in Peace.

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