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hahahaha,
Saga, you no dey tire sef?
i asked how are you

oh common pal, i know where you are already
do you know a fancy and good resturant in forth worth? any idea dayo?

Sagamite, where have you been?
long time i read cretins/f--tards-morons
sanu de zuwa
welcome back

davidylan: na wa o. women are really suffering. Instead of them to marry good men like me...

good men, eh kwa Nwa mama.

the grass is sure greener outside.
after them marry "you" finish, the story go come get K-Leg abi.

moi, i wouldn't take any nonsense from any son of Adam with red blood running in his vein.

Neil Armstrong first word on the moon was "one step for mankind yeah that's one small step for man one giant leap for mankind" women driving ba, one giant step for womankind

Nice, i hope they have them all over nigeria. no need for someone in Kano coming for excursion to see the blessed mall of lagos/abuja.

it is abt time we stop road side sales for stuff like meat and fresh edibles. Typhoid anyone?
i look to the day when there will be less roadside shops all around nigeria.
imagine markets, shops etc all over the place in Ibadan

and how does that feed you a nice starbuck white chocolate mocha? how is it ya god damned business if i am omni centered?
phew, bruv don't make me miss playing my humvee simulation game.
Now, enjoy the rest of the day. gal gotta go for training

singing and hummming ''the potter's hand''

luckgames: You sound very self centered
ME,ME type of person

lol, which one is hurting you or electrifying ya nerves now?
you said yours, i said mine so why the name calling?

i think you forgot to take your medication bruv johnny
if you would need oshuka to carry the case on ya head, ya lenge lenge neck not withstanding, let me know i can fedex one to you.

relax oh boy! relax, life is fun.

luckgames: Dumb ass
How can somebody treat a self center person like you Right----ME,ME,ME selfish
I am working very hard right now and playing---Blessed
I am sure I can pay for your wedding 2 million Nigerian naira easily
But will I do it NO
Sorry I have lot of things to do with my money now
So B

ummmm contribute 80% for my own wedding? na me dey marry you

odikwa risky

work hard for the money and stop complaining
work hard for the money and damn treat her right.

luckgames: Thief
You want it all dumb B

Dayo stop complaining, kini?
pay or forever remain single

You should see the current bride price and dowry for my head
but Nkem is joyous a man should be able to do everything without eyeing his lady's wallet . after marriage, yes, before marriage, nah!
OP, this guy na future kata kata, watch out.

He that findeth a good lady, findeth joy from the Lord.
i forget the chapter and v, no ask me.

i think that girl lack food/nutrients. 10years old looking like 3years old? she is not eating well.
i think she should be taken from grandma as she does not have the means to care for her.
Ify, can the organization do something about her case?

Moremi, don't go yet. we need ya financial assistance jo.

ummmm,
Ada throway salutu.
unu still dey here?
uwa di egwu .
ify kedu maka umuaka?

presi elect, presido1, toshmann, agaba,etc
good ol' time.

carry on, nothing do unu.

now i know all those witch craft/curse dropped dead/etc
were as a result of some smart babalawo/dibia harvesting plant/chemicals from the wood/forest.
nothing like juju but some various form of aspergillus quadrilineatus.
if only they could use their witchery to better Nigeria
oyinbo use their own invent melecine.
africa man use him own kill person wey him no like
let the rat race continue.

echi di ime.

now this is the problem! Mind your business and leave her that way?
common! at least chip in a good word of someone reaching out to the old woman the lil girl stays with.

this little girl can easily fall prey to pedo/child molestors/ra.pist.

moremi2008: I think you should mind your business. This child may by malnourished and unkempt, but she is NOT an abandoned child. The child is obviously trying to go after her mother but she'll soon get over it and return back to the old lady. Why do people like to create trouble and drama when there is none? Why don't you focus your energies on the hundreds of babies that are truly abandoned around Lagos every year? When last did you visit an orphanage? Please mind your business and leave the child alone; I hope the end result of this is not trouble for you and your family because I have seen situations where the child's family turns around and accuses the good samaritan of trying to steal the child.

being malnourished and unkept calls for others to be their neigbor's keepers don't you think so?

I think this is ok. Housing is a big problem in nigeria. he should add supermarket gas station with convenient stores to it. i mean people can get job there and have roof over their head.

imagine if all the political thieves we have in nigeria are doing the same thing...thief and return to the people.

Chapagne na sin?
Just making sure I keep this thread alive .
I will need your help soon, don't go too far.

sauer: Okay, I'll help with the maths, not the champagne! I wish I could with the champagne sha. No problem. I hope pay will come later, cos I still charge 5000grand . Ronke has done something up there already. Isn't that sufficient? Lemme know what other help you need. . .

i'm good thanks. just want a sweet champagne for the evening.
ahn ahn, give me an example with calculation. at least do something before asking for pay.
joke aside, help a sister now

sauer: Doing fine, armyofone. and u? Sure, anytime. But you do know I charge $5000 per session!? well, just for your info

thanks Instructor Ronkulus. I appreaciate the walk thru.
i wish i can crack calculations the way i crack my guns and mil ammunitions.
Hugs.

how are ya Sauer, will need your help.

CC where is your shop in Ibadan?

Pass Mark

attention needed here:

https://www.nairaland.com/886908/pls-need-help-solving-this/3

Thank you blank
I'm trying to make my own Binomial:

Chance of 5 student contining their education after associate degree increases 50% if their parents went to college.

any idea how to calculate this?

Ronkulus, please after you don draw the salty tadpoles (add atarodo too) finish, draw near the Math thread. I posted question for yonder.

i can't imagine having that in one's mouth.

the thot of swimming tadpoles alone, you should see them jumping in the microscope. i saw one the tail cut off, some disfiqured.
miraclous!

ronkebp: Don't worry i will check tonight, to know what it smells like,...i can tell you the taste though!!!! salty!! FYI

maybe nasal congestion
you no fit draw plenty for ya side and smell am ni?

abeg do and tell us. me sef wan know so that i fit keep my oga to be under check
i go just put funnel for my nose to absorb am.

ronkebp: How does sper.m.. smell abeg i don't know how it smells oooo, abi i have smelling issues ni?