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Righteousness2:
A taste of what will be on Earth after the Rapture of the Bride of Christ.
Folks, Repent and Believe the Gospel of JESUS Christ.
There is no more time.

You never fail to disappoint.

destinychidi:
i married my husband out of pity

But head over heels in love with him now... it do happens.

Sakobaba:
Where is the damn niggar! Guy. his dissapearance on nl these days calls for concern. Abi na him dislike for davido no let am dey comment ni

Slawomir... where are you o

samdolad:
I have dated a lady with such attitude before and I decided not to call or text her, for weeks I received no call or text from her and that was how the relationship ended, she didn't bother calling to know if am alive or not, I just called one day and told her all her wrongs, she just said her mind was not even with me before.

Her audacity no be chaiz o. This one weak me.
Things dey occur, ah swear.

Ogbeni... this one wey your liver fail you on the 1st attempt, no go stammer for pulpit next week sunday o!

Abi you think say Kizz Daniel wey sing, "No go dey do pass yourself" no get sense b4 him release that hit track eh?

ChiefSosa:
What about garri and sugar?

Na my nightmare be that o.

Johnbosco77:
Some humans are more poisonous than this creature

Lmao ... ah swear down.

faithy29:
I wish him well.

Gracias

The Legend returns

Sorry bro but mine is the reverse. I'm 31 yrs but i don't look like someone that's up to 25 yrs.

Sonnobax15:

The same thing is currently happening to my uncle..To the extent that he even wanted to sell one of his duplex but his children and wife collaborated and even had to beat my uncle to coma....... imagine father wey send all him four out of 5 sons to go and study for the U.K.......
My uncle is currently filing for divorce at this moment,but the woman dey vow say if my uncle venture leave her,say my uncle go see pepper....

This your uncle matter na serious gbedu o! See pepper in this context is going extreme and even diabolical if need be.

Illumined9933:
The redpill should help you live happily by yourself, until you find a woman who WANTS to be in your life.

So, I'd advise you stay on those hustles that would improve your life,and at the same time talk to women you like. The right woman who is desirous of you will at some point be in your life.

This woman will break her rules for you, she will give you one hundred. I'm closing in on 30, and I tell you - It is better to be by yourself than be with a woman who doesn't see you as the prize.

So much wisdom.
Na man you be... no cap.

Sonnobax15:
gbammmmmmmm. Na online we take dey package am..But for real life,we be confirmed SIMPS

I'm a redpiller with a tad bit of common sense and it's always put me ahead of the inconveniences in life. As 4 you, you're definitely bleeped and a full fledged simp

Saintdexy1401:
Don’t say that pls

She shouldn't say that you say? If that's the penalty for him stealing, then it's fine by me because in some areas, he would definitely be beaten naked and undergo inhuman tortured or probably be burnt alive after being disgraced and pummeled by the mob which is far worse than most persons would comprehend. Atleast, I'm glad it didn't head towards jungle justice direction as it's always known to be.

DavidNative:
Yes Sir, she said she never had sex

She said? Una no go kill me 4 nairaland o!
It seems you don't really know what's going on around you since you sound like an Ajebor...

If actually you truly know what a man got to do to stay afloat in this trying times and in life couple with the immense responsibilities that associates with being the 1st child of 7 children, if a girl or even if the love of my life of 5 years broke up with me this very minute, no matter the Romeo and Juliet we don dey play ever since and frolick all these years, i go do better thanksgiving 4 church.

It's not as if i don't value or love her, but as a man, stuffs like that are to be expected and you also need to be realistic and man up to face those regular day occurrences.

NOTE: As a man, furnishing and updating your life as in what will give you an edge in our present day economy should top your priority list.

Having a girlfriend should even come at the bottom of that chain since dem no dey ever finish, they'll always flock in and be available to even submit to your charms when you least expect and that's because you're equipped and your self worth is not in question.

I've been served breakfast thrice in the entirety of my life and they were damned horrible i must say. Although, i had the opportunity of calling the shots but i wouldn't want to be held accountable for anyone committing suicide because of being in love, that's why i'm unshakeable in terms of heart breaks but the way i was so calm and responded to it since I never did wrong to any of them reshaped everything and as at today, they still try to get in touch and Okafor's law is readily at play and na me sef dey even run from relationship, friendship and all the ships that are known be pleasurable to man.

So, abeg... when you're done sulking, find food chop and move on, abi the hardship 4 the country no reach your side eh? Na man you be and you're suppose to expect something far worse than this sef.

So, my specie dem plenty 4 nairaland and i thought i was given birth all alone in this mundane world.
I even thought i wasn't normal since almost everyone has got a bitter taste of my abnormal lifestyle.

Although, my mum understands me since she's an evangelist and a counselor.

Someone even recommended that i seek for help and i was like, seek 4 help say wetin happen abi na because you never come across my kind dem abi na wetin?

I've never been happier in the entirety of my existence after stumbling on your thread this morning @ Op.

Mine was not going home to see my mum and family for 3 years when i could've easily visited more than even necessary and not calling her up to 6 months.

Although, she's complained severally about me not calling as my siblings and humans normally do but I'm still not flowing. It's after seeing her incessant calls, because she knows that's what irks me, that's when I'll finally return her calls.

Atleast, I'm not alone.

You don dey think am since time immemorial and e don finally formulate and take shape inside your head... if you no ejaculate that draw draw soup from your scrotal sac, your body no go ever come down abi?
I don't quite comprehend why some persons do joke with their existence or probably, it seems you're tired of living.
The only thing that would definitely sink into your head after the dastardly act has been done is when you've crossed over to the netherworld.
Nonetheless, repose en paix in advance.
Already, we know death awaits!

DaudaTheSexyGuy:
Married women toto dey sweet no be small .

You need to try it to understand

Na sweet things dey kill faster and grace differs.
You might be going through the sexcapade smoothly and nothing happens but someone else might decide to try it out and na 6ft him go find himself via thunderbolt or probably caught in the act... or karma might decide to go on a stroll on his behalf.

All in all... that illicit affair is a no no in all spheres and it ain't something to boast about.

yoged:
My level adviser was so cruel. Everyone usually avoid her. Instead of going to meet her for advice. Its either we send class rep or ask other lecturer. That woman is a devil incarcerate. Rabinowitch

Devil incarcerate or you probably meant Devil Incarnate?

Doughnut man should keep dreaming in fantasy land... winning CL and EPL with which leg

This one anybody that cares to sue is just suing here and there, from millions running into billions on topics gracing nairaland recently... na wetin dey occur na?
With the way the country dey nosedive, una sure say i no go follow sue...

Na so so laugh i just dey laugh here since.
It seems majority of persons here didn't finish reading up on how everything played out with her finally.
*Na from Amsterdam she go Dubai and not from this sh#t hole called Naija.
*After she's told no more work in Dubai when she finally got there, she's stranded but after series of job applications, she finally got a job after being resolute and determine and not as if she's still stranded there in Dubai.
Una no go kill person 4 Nairaland.

lkillbrokehoes:
She must be going through alot right now, I really feel for her

It seems you read and stopped halfway.

I've got no issue with the Op's girlfriend telling him about a male student sharing her room with her for a night but the relevant questions the Op should have posed to his supposed girlfriend should be,
What brought about the dude sharing a room with his girlfriend abi the dude no get where him dey stay or abi she done turn charity organisation?
How closely related are they that the she would condone sharing her exclusive space with a male apart from the Op?
Atleast, with this, we'll know how to counsel you accordingly.

@Shegxy9... The following questions above can easily help you resolve your issues within yourself without you racking and stressing your whole entity.

EmptyGarden:
Where is the bikini na? Na big black pant and bra I dey see o.

Werey

saphiere:
Men lack self-control. Men are sex addicts. Those are the reasons

My gender still dey kindergarten where your gender dey... Your gender is far worst!

Why plead "not guilty" after been interrogated, you were found culpable couple with been caught in the act plus you admitting to stealing only 290k?
Am i the only one not understanding/confused here or what?
It seems some of this culprits don't comprehend what's been read out to them in court.

ttmax09:
they are also carriers of deadly viruses, one similar to covid 19

Yet, they're still clamouring for its properties/scales. That's to show you how relevant the need for it outweighs contracting the deadly viruses due to its huge benefits to mankind/pharmaceutical world.
There's always a sacrifice to pay towards anything worthwhile.

Judolisco:
na anteater with scales na... What's d worth na wetin I dey ask bdat

I believe the worth is enormous.

Judolisco:
Anteater? How much dem dey sell am abeg make I enter forest

They are quite different although they do share few similarities but they aren't closely related.
Pangolin are known as the only scaled mammal while anteater aren't and are without scales.
They're found in savannah grassland, tropical and flooded forest while anteaters are found in rainforest.
They're kind of likened to that of the Lion and the Tiger.

I've come across the pangolin twice or thereabouts. Never knew it's far too important for its unique properties.