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RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been In Love? by awoof(m): 11:29am On Apr 26, 2007
dremoney:
bros there is love in Nigeria.
Children from rich background don't get so low as to what your sain due to security n intellectual differencies.
Wuld u sincerely after working so so hard to make your family comfortable allow your children to get married to a nonentity?(NO DIS-RESPECT INTENDED PLEASE).
maybe not, except educate me on what you mean by being a nonentity.
RomanceRe: Why Are Igbo Girls Natural Heart Breakers by awoof(m): 10:50am On Apr 26, 2007
laudate:
You need serious help. What you have just written here is totally ridiculous & the dumbest thing I have ever heard. Thank God, not all Hausa people think like you do. You have the IQ of a millet seed!

And stop talking about all your family being educated. There is nothing to support the fact that you received an education from what we can see here. A lot of Hausa who have had the benefit of an education, do not think, speak or write like you do. The Hausa folk who are educated (especially the Christians) are far more restrained and express themselves with more civility than you do. Only half-witted Almajiris talk like you. Were you one of them in your former life, perhaps?:
did you say almajiri? sure he is one wink wink wink
RomanceRe: My Parents Do Not Agree With My Relationship With A Jamaican Woman by awoof(m): 10:37am On Apr 26, 2007
sketch18:
Nigerian parents of this Generation Need to understand that its difficult to adopt the way they have been brought up to children that have been born and raised abroad , etc UK take for instance my situation MY parents with relationships they want me to :
ONE
* Marry a Nigerian
TWO
* Marry someone who is Igbo
THREE
* Marry someone from my Village
FOUR
* Marry someone that you have done your research on the FAMILY
FIVE
* Marry someone that YOUR PARENTS has TO be happy with Even tho its your happyness should be the most important issue


My girlfriend is jamaican i really do Love her But my parents make me feel like iam wasting my time!,

i don't know whether its best to just go wid the flow and in time they will just get used to her


everyone is welcome to this discussion!

Let me know your thoughts


sketch.
Go for it guy wink continue with the affair and be a man, much later your parents will see reasons and accept her.
Christianity EtcRe: Gombe Muslim Students Have Put Me In Sorrow By Killing My Friend by awoof(m): 8:24am On Apr 25, 2007
The One:
@babyosisi

I seriously doubt that. In fact, I think it's IMPOSSIBLE. I assume you do not know much about South Western Nigeria?
i agree with you
PoliticsRe: Nigeria's Image Was Badly Damaged On Oprah Today! by awoof(m): 8:15am On Apr 25, 2007
coolblue:
Firstly, the ethnic thing is a natural in any case, believe me if it was a yoruba man that was named it would have been yoruba people that would heve been credited with all the compliments the ibo are recieving on this thread. To state it clearly, for me if the nigerian federation should split to yoruba, ibo and hausa, that would not be the end instead we would look for other dividing factors like ibadan- ondo- ekiti and the like. The fact that nigerians are fraudsters is ina way true because for as many as grew up here, we think of corruption as a way of life and this is not because we are hausa or yoruba or ibo, it's because we are nigerian. How many of us if we get stopped for some legitimate traffic offence would rather follow due process? instead we think why don't we just pay the police man and go our way. If you can follow due process then you can speak but until then let us not claim to be holy yoruba or hausa of efik or anyhting else. The slander on nigerians is universal to an outsider. they wont ask if you are ibo after being nigerian, or so i think.
Ha its a lie!!! ask Germans they know the tribe that has the greatest number of fraudsters in Nigeria
PoliticsRe: Will The World Attend Yar'adua's Inauguration? by awoof(m): 8:09am On Apr 25, 2007
Sijien:
them don start to dey prepare for d inauguration

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/04/24/AR2007042402349.html
why not?  angry angry
PoliticsRe: Will The World Attend Yar'adua's Inauguration? by awoof(m): 7:35am On Apr 25, 2007
Piddo:
It is no news that the election process was marred by widespread irregularities and many unfortunate deaths. What seems certain however is that Yar'adua will be sworn in come May 29th (God help us). It would be interesting to see if thesame people who rightly condemned the election process turn around to "hail the new king".
thank you o jare Buhari ( forget about Atiku) will soon know that Nigerians no get time for do or die in politics some of the people crying blue murder together with him now must have passed their credentials to Yar'adua through the back door. Dont they say there is no permanent friend or enemy in politics, but permanent interest undecided
PoliticsRe: Yardua Should Not Rejoice Yet! Tribunals And Street Protests Ahead! by awoof(m): 7:29am On Apr 25, 2007
As for Utomi see how some Nigerians can fall from the peak of mount Everest to the pit toilet in my village, he used to be one of the up mobile young Nigerians i had respect for, but upon all his education he made that comment,  we should ask EFCC to investigate his certificates we may end up exposing another Toronto saga. Come to think of it is that guy a half caste or albino "afin onje iyo" grin grin grin grin grin (albino no dey chop salt)
PoliticsRe: Yardua Should Not Rejoice Yet! Tribunals And Street Protests Ahead! by awoof(m): 7:20am On Apr 25, 2007
Jakumo:
With the exception of their ugly wives and feral children in their respective village compounds, NOBODY in Nigeria will EVER protest on account of Ayatollah I-go-jail-you Buhari and Atiku (Ateef). 

For his multiple election losses however, Buhari must now be honored with the Golden Turd Award for being the most severely retarded cretin to ever escape from a lunatic asylum and attempt to attain respectability.

Those two BORN LOSERS have been swept neatly into the septic tank of history, from where they will only ever be dredged up to serve as the butt of jokes in beer parlours and TV comedy shows.
good talk i am with you 1 million times, may your days be long. cool cool As for Buhari he has the right to complain wether genuinely or otherwise, but definitely not that man that was given the task to oversee only one unit of the federal government operations i.e PTDF and he messed it up. and he now believes he owns Nigerian courts. the next case he will take to court is for the Supreme Court to confirm wether his name is actually Atiku or not undecided undecided undecided and because of his inordinate ambition to become the president (God forbid) of Nigeria he refused to step down for Buhari who had better credentials. Oyinbo will say he shot himself at the foot grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been In Love? by awoof(m): 3:00am On Apr 25, 2007
forget it there is nothing like love in naija. oda na why is that all the children of the rich marry one another? why will the daughter of Abiola or Okoya or Iwunaynwu or Atiku or Igbinedion or OBJ etc not marry the son of say a farmer or molue driver or brukutu seller? sebi they say love is blind. My brodas Kain dey sad sad sad
RomanceRe: Why are girls so eager for money? by awoof(m): 2:45am On Apr 25, 2007
the answer is very simple nature made them to be like that. anyway sha it depends if they are dealing with young guys they are clever not to demand because any affair with a single could end up in marriage-so they reason cheesy cheesy but if it an aristo it is money for hand, back for ground chikenna grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: 55 Ways To Make Women Happy! by awoof(m): 2:34am On Apr 25, 2007
I will assist you to reducethe long list of 55 to only three
1. spoil her well well with money
2. don't look at another womnan, and above all
3. f, k her well well

My dear "rodites" in da house try these three and post me the result
Christianity EtcRe: Sex Is Important For Spiritual Growth by awoof(m): 2:27am On Apr 25, 2007
moondust:
next time u want 2 have sex wy not invite your pastor over to watch, kolo
that is a word of wisdom, the gods are not to blame cheesy cheesy grin
Christianity EtcRe: Sex Is Important For Spiritual Growth by awoof(m): 2:23am On Apr 25, 2007
For the purpose of this forum please stop calling da act sex as per naija, apologies to Abamineda (Fela) lets call it "bend bend sleep" grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Okotie Speaks On Relationship With Satan by awoof(m): 2:13am On Apr 25, 2007
TCUBE:
Presidential candidate of Fresh Democratic Party (FDP) and Pastor of the Household of God, Rev. Chris Okotie, has disclosed that he has a relationship with the devil.

Okotie told his congregation that he never knew what he was going to be in life until satan told him he was born to be a preacher.

The man of God, who has always said that God told him he was going to replace President Olusegun Obasanjo, explained to his church members that he hears from the devil often.

Okotie also reassured members of his church who are pessimistic of his chances of replacing Obasanjo at the Aso Rock villa on 29 May after results of the presidential election started trickling in that, despite what they see or hear, he (Okotie), has been anointed by God to be sworn in on 29 May as the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

The pastor explained that he opted to remain single because his wife, Tina, wanted to live in America at all costs, when he (Okotie) wanted to live in Nigeria.

''She told me she wants to go to America and I said, you are not going anywhere. Then she said, I am not marrying you again,” he stated.


http://www.enownow.com/nigeriannews/Index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1177429849&archive=&start_from=&ucat=3&
Was it the same God the I know that told him he would replace OBJ? O.K how many votes did he score>? Maybe Atiku and Buhari want to organize riots or want the spreme court to declare Okotie the winner cheesy cheesy well tell that guy to qiut talking politics if he is tired of preaching he should go back to his village to grab his old box guitar and go and remix "i need someone" may be some of us will buy grin grin grin On his failed marriage to that beautiful damsel we have not heard the truth per adventure he no fit do grin grin grin grin abi he no see another one for his church since that one don run away? Maybe satan has not told him the one to pick cool cool
CrimeRe: Good or bad? by awoof(m): 1:55am On Apr 25, 2007
fromuk:
who ever want to cleanse nigeria must start from the top otherwise whetever we write here would not count. In the 80s there was nothing like yahoo or it was in a minimal rate why because things were ok then in 90s everything changed because situation of the country changed as well. Ppl are braging to be a yahoo guy because they have no alternative, Beleive me nobody will wake up in the morning to have the aspiration of being a fruadstar,people turned to fraud because they can;t find job and they do not want to be seen as an arm rubber hence they take to white coller rubing like our politicians.

check out how many graduates nigerian univerities produce in a year and check as well how many will get work before the next badge comes out the following year, ok what is the Govt doing to accomodate all in the labour market? i think nothing. If you happen to be the lucky one to get a job amoung your mates how will u feel when you see your fellow classmate pushing wheel barrow inside IDumota or Alaba market, i beleive you will feel sorry and drop some few bad words for the govt in power.what of those that will not like to decend so low to push wheel barrow,then they turn to yahoo to help their retired parents and folks may be in the university and their is the likelyhood that their retired pale and male are not receiveing pension talkless of the gratuity for almost 10 years. In as much as fraud is not good but i think this particular family will like to perish of hunger to make the name NIGERIA sound good in the outside world, am not in yahoo biz but i cannot sacrifice mylife for Nigeria because its not worth doing and you stellose can't either.

For yahoo and other kind of fraud that goes on in Nigeria to stop we must cleance the political katel in ABUJA otherwise sooner or letter nigerian passport will have a different entry point in all major airports of the world.

quit looking for all these bladadash you are giving as escuses to justify yahoo yahoo business in Nigeria. tell me is it only igbo boys that are jobless in Naigeria? why are they  in the majority? The moment your types will want to look for obnoxious excuses to justify criminality then Nigeria will continue to have problems. By the way can you please send me a list of how many university graduates are truck pushers in nigeria. Abi na joblesness dey cause armed robbery too? or have you not heard of armed robbers that had already made millions and yet still continued until the long  arm of the law cayght up with them, could n't they have quit the trade and set up themselves? sad sad sad sad
RomanceRe: Why Are Igbo Girls Natural Heart Breakers by awoof(m): 1:41am On Apr 25, 2007
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babyosisi:
Were you per chance,the only male with complete body parts there?

This kind aboki wey Igbo women dey die for shocked shocked huh lipsrsealed

no mind him o he wants the girls but all off dem dey pick race like Marion Jones becos they no wan catck "jeri jeri from the mallam thats all grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Why Are Igbo Girls Natural Heart Breakers by awoof(m): 1:33am On Apr 25, 2007
[quote author=YOUNGDICE$ link=topic=46154.msg1065289#msg1065289 date=1177436844]am hausa.[/quote]now i know. maybe the story is the other way round tongue most probalbly you wan date Igbo girls, but dey no gree. the naija that i know most southern girls dont want to date any Hausaman ( the reason=i no know book o lipsrsealed) unless you are a "funky mallam" or you are hyper loaded like Dangote or Dantata or Atiku etc no deal se you know? shocked
RomanceRe: Why Are Igbo Girls Natural Heart Breakers by awoof(m): 6:41am On Apr 24, 2007
laudate:
Oh mi gosh, I can't stop laughing! Na wa O! grin Na why you wan die, now?


no bi my fault in those days when eyes were still at the back of the head, na so we they call serious love affairs for our university for one place where den dey "loirin" no be unipetrol o!
PoliticsRe: Truck Bomb At INEC Headquarters by awoof(m): 6:36am On Apr 24, 2007
oyinboaja:
God punish all the people wey dey damamge Nigeria and give Nigeria bad image
amen we know them by the time we get them finish we shall cut off their arms and their watincall cheesy cheesy cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: Create a Personal Thread for Yourself Here by awoof(m): 1:31am On Apr 24, 2007
oga seun how you dey its now i am getting to know how to use nairaland forum effectively that first time i was still a jjc but i can assure you you have gotten a tirelss nairaland member see ya cool
PoliticsRe: Truck Bomb At INEC Headquarters by awoof(m): 1:49pm On Apr 23, 2007
Topsido:
I strongly suspect Atiku and Nnamani1
i agree with you
PoliticsRe: Truck Bomb At INEC Headquarters by awoof(m): 1:48pm On Apr 23, 2007
McKren:
Funny
Because nobody died or the building was not blown up that is why it is propaganda, Nigerians are so funny.
Have we not seen greater desperation in this country from the part of AC? Have we not seen people inform naija delta youths that FG is importing amunition to silence them so as to incite them against FG? did we not see the same people spearheading the boycott of last saturdays election when that failed the next day a lorry load of petrol tanker almost hit INEC office in the wee ours of the morning because supposedly the INEC materials that were to come in from South Africa will arrive there.
The same group of people are openly telling Nigerians that they tried to compel INEC to destroy the previous ballot papers they had for reasons best known to only them. And you think this is propagandahuhhuhhuh

Terrorism is no opposition, we know those in opposition in this country.
thank you ojare! we are too sentimental and foolish in that country called naija somebody like that semi illiterate called Atiku should be in jail by now. Imagine that idiot telling the whole world on BBc radio that he would take part in the election to be able to challenge it in court haba!!! he has turned the courts to his father's property, we shall see sad
RomanceRe: How Many People Have You Dated So Far? by awoof(m): 1:39pm On Apr 23, 2007
olboy at my age i will need at least 100Gb space to give you a comprehensive list. the gods are not to blame grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Where Can I Find True Love? by awoof(m): 11:27am On Apr 23, 2007
Creamish:
undecided errrmmm----have u tried Maiduguri? if u have, then try Bagudo LGA in Kebbi state--if u still no find, then your case is "SO HELP ME GOD"
i hope there is no sharia in those places otherwise they may cut your watincall o grin
PoliticsRe: Truck Bomb At INEC Headquarters by awoof(m): 11:20am On Apr 23, 2007
oyb:
let us give kudos to our police force for finally 'foiling' an arson attempt.if only they could have been so vigilant in the cases of This Day, AIT, NNPC HQ and all those other destroyed buildings. also, is anyone querying kupolokun as to why an AP tanker was utilized in the bomb 'attempt'?
wetin be Kupolokun own there? AP be NNPC? naija don come that is how we leave the issue and chase shadows
RomanceRe: Why Are Igbo Girls Natural Heart Breakers by awoof(m): 10:51am On Apr 23, 2007
na wah for nairaland people o! I spaek my mind finish somebody they ask me which "centric" i get. anyway my own centric is "i go die centric" finis
RomanceRe: Why Are Igbo Girls Natural Heart Breakers by awoof(m): 6:37am On Apr 22, 2007
my own problem is different with Igbo girls the two i have dated were two "egocentric" (ego=money) for my liking, chikenna grin
CrimeRe: Good or bad? by awoof(m): 4:39am On Apr 22, 2007
yahoo yahoo is not restricted to the igbo race, but the problem with the igbo is any thing either good or bad that any other tribe particularly yoruba is doing so far it brings money the Ibo will come in and over do it, simple but sha that thing is adding to our bad image, stop it please.
PoliticsRe: Truck Bomb At INEC Headquarters by awoof(m): 3:54am On Apr 22, 2007
this is not a joking matter. it is shameful, some of the thieves that call themselves politicians must be behind this, they are painting us black in the whole world . i have been monitoring all these on BBC radio because i no de Naija right now it is embarassing. whatever happens they will fail and there will be handing over this May
Nairaland GeneralRe: Create a Personal Thread for Yourself Here by awoof(m): 8:24am On Apr 21, 2007
hi blokes i decided to join the in-crowd despite se i be old man anyway sha nothing spoil i am Young at heart i dey one small island called East Timor it is at the end of the world i hope i will enjoy my new family in nairaland cheers

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