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PoliticsRe: Tinubu's Supporters In Lagos And Desmond Elliot Take To The Street To Celebrate by aylipple: 11:45am On Mar 01, 2023
The irony - using PSquare's song to celebrate BAT's declaration as President by INEC.
PoliticsRe: Atiku Wins Presidential Election In Osun State by aylipple: 10:33pm On Feb 26, 2023
This is what structure guarantees you far as Nigerian elections are concerned.
PoliticsRe: Kwankwaso Massive Rally In Kaduna Today(photos) by aylipple: 8:38pm On Feb 26, 2023
How far? I've been consoled oo. How about you?
PrinceOfLagos:
keep consoling yourself o grin
PoliticsRe: Wike Making Moves To Join APC Through Backdoor – Official by aylipple: 8:37pm On Feb 26, 2023
Hello, how's it going?
justtryme:
Am one of those 200,000 aids but my vote goes to Obi like wise many of my guys that are also part of the aids
PoliticsRe: Southern Kaduna Group (SOKAPU) Adopts Atiku by aylipple: 5:04pm On Feb 23, 2023
Lol. I thought Kaduna was in the bag for the structureless party? The votes they're were counting on from S/Kaduna has finally been diverted to PDP or will they say SOKAPU doesn't matter in the scheme of things?
SportsRe: Sowore Attacks Datti For Bowing To Greet Tinubu And Calling Him Uncle .. by aylipple: 12:48pm On Feb 23, 2023
I mean, how's this relevant Sowore? It's this "wokeness" & wanting to be like the "oyinbos" that has led us partly to where we are as a country where young ones who still accord respect to their elders & respect culture are sneered at or made to feel like they're local.
PoliticsRe: Benue: Fr. Alia Takes Campaign To Kwande, Drums Support For Tinubu (Pictures) by aylipple: 9:36am On Feb 23, 2023
This Reverend Father fit surprise all of us win Benue governorship oo. Man seems to be a popular candidate there; don't know how his popularity will rub off on Tinubu's Presidential quest though.
EducationRe: Proposed Maduka University Now 85% Completed (Pictures) by aylipple: 9:34am On Feb 23, 2023
This is a massive project; saw the construction work sometime in 2019 while driving past en route Akwa Ibom & was hugely impressed by the magnitude of the project. The length of the fence alone will tell you so much money has gone into the project.

Meanwhile, I thought it was a brainchild of Cosmas Maduka only to read just now that it's actually a project by the PMT founder, Sam Maduka Onyishi.
PoliticsRe: Simon Ekpa Was Paid $1M To Destroy Obi’s Chances — Ohanaeze by aylipple: 10:22am On Feb 21, 2023
Always blaming everyone else for their predicament. Please, did Simon Ekpa & his sit-at-home order start today? Better yet, did it start with the emergence of PitObi as the LP presidential candidate?

No be here we dey wey many people for southeast dey jubilate say the sit-at-home dey effective? I bet if the contest was a two-way affair between AA & BAT all the people placing bounty on Simon Ekpa & accusing him of working for an unnamed presidential candidate would've onlooked or even tacitly supported him.

Anyways, let me go back to minding my business.
CareerRe: Jumia Sacks 900 Workers To Reduce Cost Of Operation by aylipple: 8:00pm On Feb 20, 2023
Comprehension is a real problem here; either that or people just want to be deliberately ignorant of facts printed in black and white.

Yes, we may be experiencing some downturn (which is also affecting other countries even the "saner" climes) yet, the report didn't mention Nigeria. The countries mentioned were Egypt, Ghana & Senegal.

Anyways, let me go back to minding my business.
TravelRe: Superstory: The Nigerian TV Show That Got Zimbabweans Obsessed With Nollywood by aylipple: 1:29pm On Feb 20, 2023
Whoever lent their vocals to that that Super Story theme song deserves an award & lifetime of royalties. Listening to that tune just now sent shivers down my spine.
FoodRe: Expensive Jollof Rice & Chicken I Just Bought (pics) by aylipple: 7:11pm On Feb 18, 2023
Funny when Baba said "how average man on the street wan take survive?"
First of all, the "average" man won't go into an overpriced eatery & order for two portions of what ever it's they fancy when Mama Chinedu is just around one corner with fufu/garri & bitter leaf mixed with egusi & two ponmo/beef/goat meat for a little under N1,000 with free "pure water" to wash it down. Or is it Iya Barakat where three scoops of steaming amala with ewedu mixed with gbegiri & omi obe with roundabout, saki & "towel" will go down with less than N1,000?
Oga, na you carry yourself go where your pocket reach, no dey cry on behalf of "average" men & women; no be dem send you message.
Meanwhile, did that rice taste nice coz if it's by what I'm seeing, e no go sweet at all.
PoliticsRe: Bola Tinubu Arrives In Maiduguri, For APC Borno Presidential Rally (Video) by aylipple: 9:35am On Feb 18, 2023
Asiwaju has this funny way of handshake; amuses me all the time.
PoliticsRe: Datti Baba-Ahmed: Elrufai And The Other Governors Have Committed Treason by aylipple: 4:38pm On Feb 17, 2023
Well, two wrongs don't make a right otherwise, if the President can disobey the Supreme Court & heavens didn't fall, the governors as well can make counter pronouncements against what he said & the heavens won't also fall.

At the end of the day, na all man for himself, God for us all.
PoliticsRe: Remi Tinubu Gives Kano Women N2m Fare In Cash Amid Naira Scarcity by aylipple: 5:29pm On Feb 16, 2023
Can the "propaganda" be properly defined please? One moment y'all are over the place hailing CBN for the Naira redesign policy because it'll affect Tinubu significantly more than any other person; the next moment y'all are all over the place claiming he has mopped up most of the cash in circulation hence the scarcity. What type of confusion is that, ehn?

It's either Tinubu is badly affected by the redesign policy of the CBN or he isn't affected at all; it can't be both.
PoliticsRe: Buhari To Extend Validity Of Old Naira Notes Till April 10 - TheCable by aylipple: 6:26pm On Feb 15, 2023
Justbehave:
You have just asked the exact question I wanted to ask. The deed has been done already because CBN will never release those old notes we submitted to the banks and the new notes are not enough. So the problem will still continue. The only way to stop this hogwash is to print and pump more new notes into the system.
Tbh, that's the silver bullet to this whole situation; any other solutions as being bandied around by this report is only a "whitewash".
PoliticsRe: Buhari To Extend Validity Of Old Naira Notes Till April 10 - TheCable by aylipple: 6:18pm On Feb 15, 2023
sarrki:
https://www.thecable.ng/exclusive-buhari-to-extend-validity-of-old-naira-notes-till-april-10/amp
This report is conflicting; in one breath it says the old notes should be allowed to move freely in & out of the bank & in another breath, says any of the old notes that go into a bank will not be recirculated.

Pray tell, how does this help the present situation? So, business owners who make cash sales in millions of Naira ar expected to hoard them or what coz once they deposit in the bank, it's not coming out?

Or maybe I don't even understand can someone please explain this report to me? Thank you.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu: Practical Ways Forward On The CBN New Naira Notes Policy by aylipple: 8:39am On Feb 13, 2023
It's funny people think if Asiwaju had billions or even trillions of Naira, he won't be able to swap it "neatly" for the new bank notes; FYI, out of the about N2.7tn thereabouts outside the banking system (N3.23tn total in circulation), the CBN Governor in his last update on February 1, announced that they've achieved a 75% success rate of mop up (that's about N2.03tn, leaving an outstanding of N675bn as at the time he stated this).
If you believe Tinubu's purported trillions or billions of Naira isn't part of that N2.03tn already mopped up, then, you must be delusional. Likewise, if you also think that if Tinubu needs the new Naira notes he can't lay his hands on them, you must be joking. Lest we forget, the real big men don't stash Naira notes due to volume, they stash their "loot" in hard currencies.
Meanwhile, just so you know, the currency in circulation (in banking system and out of it) as at 2015 according to Emefiele was N1.4tn.
So, let's assume Tinubu was so big a thief as Lagos governor & out of office, do you honestly believe that he alone held at least 1/10 of that figure which is around N140bn? Do you?
Now, according to Emefiele, that figure (N1.4tn) more than doubled to N3.23tn as at October 2022 (just 7years after); except you believe a very high percentage of that was also stolen & held by Tinubu, then it means you're irredeemable.
TL;DR? Summary is if you believe most of Tinubu's alleged loot is stashed in Naira or that he's the most affected by this Naira redesign policy, I've an Island that has snow falling throughout the year in Kogi State that I want to sell you.
PoliticsRe: Wike Making Moves To Join APC Through Backdoor – Official by aylipple: 7:32pm On Feb 10, 2023
justtryme:
Am one of those 200,000 aids but my vote goes to Obi like wise many of my guys that are also part of the aids
Lol. You wish If you actually were, you wouldn't come up here to say so. But yeah, enjoy.
PoliticsRe: Wike Making Moves To Join APC Through Backdoor – Official by aylipple: 5:01pm On Feb 10, 2023
If the speculation that Gov. Wike is indeed working for Tinubu, that's a confirmed 200,000 votes minimum from the governor (remember the appointment of 200,000 political aides/special assistants last November?)

Now, imagine those number of aides are tasked with recruiting minimum 5 voters each, that's at least 1m votes for whoever Wike decides should have it; now, this wouldn't have made sense were the governorship election going APC or LP's way but seeing that the PDP governorship candidate is only but an appendage of Wike, those political aides will just have to play ball & dance to his dictates.

Again, this is my view; you're entitled to yours.
PoliticsRe: Council Of State Asks CBN To Print More Naira Notes Or Recirculate Old Notes by aylipple: 3:13pm On Feb 10, 2023
I'd love to read the official statement issued after this meeting because what I've just read is neither here nor there.

"Make new Naira notes available or recirculate the old notes" is hogwash.

CBN has daily insisted that it issues the new bank notes to DMBs; this claim is yet to be contradicted by the banks.

If the NL report is indeed the position of the National Council of State, the CBN can keep claiming it has made the new bank notes available & will only just step up monitoring & compliance at the banks' level; the "suffering" continues nonetheless.

It would've been more practical if the Council had proposed an extension of the validity of the "old" notes, urged the CBN through the NSPMC to print at least half of what has been mopped up from circulation and increase circulation of the unchanged lower denominations (N100, N50, N20, N10).

This scarcity from my own understanding stems from the CBN's mopping up of almost all the currency in circulation (from N5 - N1000) whilst only reprinting or allowing in circulation, a tiny fraction of what was withdrawn.
FamilyRe: Married Ex by aylipple: 12:10pm On Feb 10, 2023
Just come out clean with us; you need someone to tell you that it's okay & he means no harm by being jealous of seeing you with other male companions or sending you photos of your old self you don't even remember?

Abi no be wetin you wan hear be dat?

Ma fren, if you don't block that MF right away on all avenues he's still able to communicate with or monitor you, that'll be you courting disaster. Even if he was your first love, saw you through school or bought you a car or even paid your rent for a couple of years that doesn't give him the right to stir up old feelings now that he's married.

Remember that you'll also be married one day (if that's your desire) & you'd hate for your husband to flirt with his ex who'd be probably finer & sexier than you after one kid.

Be properly guided please.
PoliticsRe: Hausas Won’t Vote For You, Join Obi – Adebanjo Tells Tinubu In Ogun by aylipple: 10:08am On Feb 05, 2023
I don't understand? Why not allow him to test his popularity at the polls & if he's disgraced, so be it! All this withdraw and join Obi because "Hausas won't vote" for Tinubu is nothing but blackmail; since Pa Adebanjo is so sure Obi/Datti will defeat Tinubu/Shettima, there's no need for all this talk.
PoliticsRe: Atiku Has An App For Cashless Vote Buying - Femi Fani-Kayode by aylipple: 10:36pm On Feb 02, 2023
Maybe true, maybe false but you can't put it past Nigerian politicians to do the most ridiculous thing; GYB had a similar app used when he was campaigning for the APC presidential ticket.
Anyways, I love "ThinkingCaps" by Jagaban's team; you get to learn/know more about Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu and Senator Kashim Shetttima by taking the quiz in the app and winning airtime.
Combined, I claimed over N10,000 airtime of various networks last night by taking part in the quiz.
PoliticsRe: Court Sacks Umo Eno As Akwa Ibom PDP Candidate, Affirms Michael Enyong by aylipple:
E be like na OBA go eventually govern AKS like dis; assuming his conviction isn't upheld by the higher courts (Appeal & Supreme).

Which begs the question, why should a convict (pending the determination of his appeals) be on the ballot?
BusinessRe: The New 200 Naira Note Is The Most Beautiful Nigerian Currency Note by aylipple: 9:57am On Jan 28, 2023
Different strokes for different folks I guess coz I found the new N500 note the best followed by N1000 then N200 in that order.
FamilyRe: Woman Rejects Keke As Push Gift Not Knowing That A Car Gift Was Coming by aylipple: 10:16pm On Jan 27, 2023
Omo, I felt for the guy. It'll take the grace of God & real love (if ever there was one between them) to comeback from this coz wtf : shocked
PoliticsRe: New Photos Of Super Cop, Abba Kyari, Cause A Stir by aylipple: 12:32pm On Jan 25, 2023
I don't see anything in these pictures that should warrant "a stir". Accused persons in Nigeria have been known to feign life-threatening symptoms or appear unkempt in court just to curry public sympathy & most importantly, to sway the trial judge into granting them bail on medical grounds; this is no exception. If you doubt, ask Melaye, Metuh, Dasuki, et al.
Abba Kyari should just stand his trial in peace after all, many of his victims weren't allowed the simple courtesy of defending themselves in court before they were either summarily executed or thrown behind bars for crimes they may or may not have committed.
PoliticsRe: NAN Returns New Innoson Bus, Says It’s Faulty And Second Time by aylipple: 1:20pm On Jan 22, 2023
Someone's post made FP some few days ago wherein he alluded that Nigerians have a comprehension problem; reading through some of the comments on this thread, he wasn't far off the mark.
CrimeRe: EFCC Raids Yahoo Boys Scamming Australians by aylipple: 2:45pm On Jan 15, 2023
The irony of "...Ibrahim Lamorde, said to be one of the few honest policemen in Nigeria..."

Fact is there's something about the way Nigerian systems are run whereby even if you were a Saint going in, it'd take the very grace of God not to be tainted.
PoliticsRe: Kwankwaso Massive Rally In Kaduna Today(photos) by aylipple: 9:15pm On Jan 14, 2023
Lol. All this plays to APC's advantage. If you don't know, you don't know.
CrimeRe: Woman And Her Partner Arrested For Battering Her Two Kids Aged 5 And 2 (Graphic) by aylipple: 5:34pm On Jan 14, 2023
The woman has demonstrated clear inability to provide a safe, loving, stable & humane space for her children therefore, they should be removed from her custody immediately.
Secondly, her & her partner should be psychologically evaluated & if found to be normal, subjected to 100 strokes of the cane each by a security guard seconded from a boarding school but if found out to be mentally unstable, committed to a psychiatric home.
Finally, they should just both be sentenced to 2yrs imprisonment each without option of fine irrespective of whether they're normal or not.

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