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Politics › Re: Osun Election: Governor Oyetola, Wife Vote In Iragbiji (Video, Pictures) by aylipple: 11:59am On Jul 16, 2022
Majority of our politicians & their spouses are useless beings. So, Oyetola's wife couldn't hold her portable hand fan: a police orderly had to hold it while she casted her vote. Tueh. Come on small waka from their vehicle to the polling unit, she'd to step out with a hand fan as if she can't bear a few minutes of "discomfort".
Politics › Re: Davido Campaigns For Ademola Adeleke In Osun (Video, Photo) by aylipple: 4:24pm On Jul 13, 2022
Red cup sipping addict.
Politics › Re: Femi Gbajabiamila: How Tambuwal Betrayed Me by aylipple: 9:49am On Jul 13, 2022
The name Tambuwal is now synonymous with treachery. He did it to PDP first, when in a high profile move alongside Saraki, defected to APC from PDP; then he did it to Gbajabiamilia & APC before finally carrying out his ultimate treachery yet - stabbing his biggest financier, colleague & "friend", Wike in the back.
Tambuwal doesn't know loyalty & if his antecedents are to go by, a snake will form a better bed mate than the Sokoto governor because with the former, you know it's dangerous & can anticipate its move but with the latter? You never know where he truly stands till the nick of time when he bares his poisonuous fang to strike.
Politics › Re: Senator Rochas Okorocha Dances To Kizz Daniel's 'Buga' Song (Photos, Video) by aylipple: 9:45pm On Jul 02, 2022
I remember when FFK once claimed that Rochas Okorocha used his legs for "money ritual" causing them to have decayed and dared the then Imo State Governor to prove him wrong by lifting his trousers up.
Politics › Re: Osun Governorship Election: Oyetola Reconciles With Aregbesola by aylipple: 7:08pm On Jun 26, 2022
If the reconciliation is genuine albeit temporary, it'll give alot of people sleepless nights.

Congratulations to Oyetola & Aregbesola for burying the hatchet, apparently.
Politics › Re: Bauchi Governor, Bala Mohammed Visits Wike by aylipple: 4:55pm On Jun 22, 2022
plat0:
They were taken at his personal residence in rumupirikom(not sure if I got the spelling right). He's barely at the government house.
Oh! I don't even know the location of his private residence nonetheless, thanks for the clarification.
Politics › Re: Bauchi Governor, Bala Mohammed Visits Wike by aylipple: 4:42pm On Jun 22, 2022
Is Rivers Government House currently undergoing some spiritual cleansing or fumigation because this is the second politician visiting Gov. Wike and unlike in the past where photographs of such high profile visitors with the governor are taken inside the GH, both photos released shows they were taken outdoors.
Politics › Re: Is Poverty Really The Cause?: Moghalu Reacts To Defeat At ADC Primary by aylipple: 5:03pm On Jun 10, 2022
See ehn, when Naija politicians "ba lu e ni jibiti", you go turn philosopher by force just like Moghalu; man was looking all set to fly the flag of his party in the next general elections till Naija politics showed him its true colours.
Another person who must be reeling from shock of the aftermath of Naija politics jamming him is Osinbajo: he couldn't have imagined that with all his grammar, appealing personality, bravado, incumbency & media visibility, he would come a distant 3rd to his political benefactor.
Politics › Re: APC Presidential Primary: Yahaya Bello's Supporters Commend Nigerians by aylipple: 9:39am On Jun 10, 2022
Scam. Baba wan use him phantom "25 million" supporters take negotiate him future for APC.
Travel › Re: Traffic Gridlock In Maitama, Abuja Because Of APC Primaries (Photos) by aylipple: 11:05am On Jun 07, 2022
Anyone that desires to retain whatever's left of their sanity should remain wherever they're until Thursday; Tuesday & Wednesday should've been declared work-free days for civil servants in the FCT because the type of traffic jam this special convention is causing is more than enough to "kill" any prospects of productivity at work.
Politics › Re: Yemi Osinbajo Arrives For His Presidential Primary Screening (video) by aylipple: 4:02pm On May 31, 2022
Omo men, I ngl, the management of Transcorp Hotel put financial considerations over the safety, peace, tranquility & standard of the Hilton, which is renowned worldwide.

Instead of holding the screening at the congress hall (ie if they'd to accept hosting the APC screening exercise for presidential aspirants) where aspirants can walk in & out without creating a scene such as what's shown in this videos, it appears they Transcorp rented a venue that involves the aspirants & their supporters taking over the lobby/reception area/banking area of the hotel.

Unfortunately, no one will be held liable for this. Tinubu's was yesterday, today's PYO, who's next?
Politics › Re: Soludo's Full Statement: Bans Okada And Tricycle. Curfew From 6am To 6pm by aylipple: 9:57am On May 26, 2022
Way to go, Governor Soludo. May peace reign in Anambra & Nigeria as a whole. We can't continue killing human beings like animals & expect their blood not to cry out for vengeance.
Politics › Re: Jigawa 2023: Mustapha Lamido Emerges PDP Governorship Candidate by aylipple: 6:51am On May 26, 2022
handie:
They're done ruling us, now it's the turn of their children. Nigerian politics and our own version of democracy ain't it jare
I get your point but what happened in the USA where two "Bushes" or "Adams" emerged Presidents at different times?

Our own dey our body but this isn't peculiar to Nigeria.
Travel › Re: A Drive Through Tinapa Resort In Calabar(2022 Review) What Exactly Happened? by aylipple: 6:20pm On May 25, 2022
It's very easy to blame Prof. Ayade alone but people forget there was a Liyel Imoke before him; both share the blame for the astronomical decline of Cross River State as Nigeria's leading tourist destination especially the incumbent governor.

A pity such promising site was abandoned to rot.
Politics › Re: "Join SDP" - Supporters Tell Peter Obi After Dumping PDP by aylipple: 6:14pm On May 25, 2022
The people suggesting a crossover to NNPP with Kwankwaso as running mate don't really know how politics works; it's either he joins the party as a running mate to Kwankwaso or a different platform entirely where he will run unopposed as the candidate.

Having said that, Mr. Peter Obi won't even come 2nd in the presidential elections because the votes to make that happen are going to either of PDP or APC.
Politics › Re: 2023: North East, Only Alternative To South East Presidency, Says Orji Kalu by aylipple: 6:13pm On May 22, 2022
Much as the Northeast & Southeast deserve the Presidency more than any other geo-political zones, they won't have it on a platter of Gold.

Instead of building strong & enduring political bridges & campaigining (this is where much kudos must go to Mr. Peter Obi), politicians like Orji Uzor Kalu are waiting for the presidential tickets of the APC & PDP to be micro-zoned to Southeast otherwise, they won't bother contesting.

Let it be known that inspite of the fact that the PDP had a gentleman agreement to micro-zone its ticket to the Southwest in 1999, former VP Alex Ekwueme contested against him & almost clinched the ticket if not for some last minute political horse-trading at the convention grounds in Jos, Plateau State. Same man contested against the then incumbent (Olusegun Obasanjo) in 2003 & came a distant second. So, inspite the fact the Southwest was favoured in 1999 & 2003, it didn't stop an aspirant from the Southeast from trying his luck; Orji Uzor Kalu should've toed the path of Mr. Peter Obi by campaigning/soliciting for the delegates' votes at the forthcoming primaries, instead of giving up even before the race began.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Holds Close Door Meeting With All PDP Chairmen (Pictures) by aylipple: 6:48pm On May 11, 2022
Okay.
Politics › Re: NPC Trains Staff On M & E For The 2023 Census by aylipple: 10:21am On May 10, 2022
During my NYSC (2010/2011), the INEC's use of computers (bio-metric capturing) was introduced & we were the first batch to be deployed for the CVR exercise.

In the community/PU I was assigned as RO, the political leaders there met with me with offers of money, women (said if there was any girl in the community I saw & liked, they would offer her to me), fresh palm wine etc just so I should register children as young as 5years, as voter. When I complained that the child is too young/below the age, they said I shouldn't worry, they'll dress them as adults & I should capture them like that. Well, I refused. It earned me rebuke coz some of my fellow "corpers" in other PUs were doing it. It got so bad that one of their sons who was an SA to the governor then had to come back home to the community to meet me; man basically threatened me to do what the community wanted.

What am I trying to say? Whoever will be deployed as census/enumerating officers should not be from the state they're assigned; that way, they'll be able to protect the integrity of whatever data they come up with. Say someone from Enugu is deployed to Kaduna, you don't expect the person to start counting cows & goats as part of the population & vice versa. Anything short of that, whatever figures the NPC comes up with will be a subject of debate: e go shock some people say Borno population go equal Lagos, surpass am or just be a few thousands short.
Politics › Re: Matawalle And Yari Sign Peace Accord (Pictures) by aylipple: 7:51pm On May 09, 2022
Anybody wey carry Naija politicians matter for head like gala go just end up for inside dirty gutter; as e be so, Yari & Matawalle don sign agreement troway Kabiru Marafa for inside shalanga. Meanwhile, Marafa thought him & Yari had become buddies with Gov. Matawalle as their common foe.

God forbid this type of politics.
Science/Technology › Re: See The Crocodile I Killed This Early Morning During The Rainfall by aylipple: 11:19am On May 07, 2022
Honestly, I'm beyond perplexed. Man just killed the animal for no tangible reason. Until the mods stop pushing this sort of barbaric acts to front page, attention-seeking Nairalanders & their enablers will not put a stop to their craze for seeking out & killing wild animals for the internet.
SeriouslySense:
Agreed its extreme, it never attacked him, never posed a threat, and was on its own, it never asked to be created like that, yet, like us it had life and it was a being. smiley smiley

How can you kill a crocodile and proudly show the public. cheesy cheesy
Science/Technology › Re: See The Crocodile I Killed This Early Morning During The Rainfall by aylipple: 11:13am On May 07, 2022
This is an insight into the average Nigerian's thinking; destroy first, ask questions later. You weren't going to eat it yet you killed it, to what end please? To upload on Nairaland so you can make front page?

This reptile was most likely around its natural habitat, didn't pose any immediate risk to you or those around you but you thought the best thing to do was to kill it coz your initial thinking was it's a monitor lizard?

I hope you're happy & fulfilled now?
Politics › Re: 2023: Wike Visits Yar’adua’s Mum In Katsina (Photo) by aylipple: 4:53pm On May 04, 2022
If you leave Naija politicians, they'll also visit the late Umar Musa Yar'adua's grave to seek his spirit's blessings to contest.

Meanwhile, one thing this visit of Gov. Wike to the Yar'adua Matriarch & Gov. Masari has confirmed is anyone who aspires to govern this country must grovel at the feet of the North if for nothing but to demonstrate fealty.

Gov. Wike visited Edo, the state of his fellow PDP & south-south governor but contrary to all known protocols, he shunned the government house due to their disagreement. However, same Wike has visited Kano & now Katsina in the North (both APC controlled states) but he dared not contravene protocol by failing to inform those states' governors of the purpose for his visit. Why? He knows he cannot afford to treat the North with the same disdain he treated his brother governor down South.
Politics › Re: IPOBS terrorist throws party celebrate after beheading 4 soldiers PHOTOS by aylipple: 10:03am On May 04, 2022
Very likely, most of the folks in the comments of those screenshots jubilating over the killing of their kinswoman & her husband-to-be for the sole reason they're members of the Nigerian Army, are not even based in the Southeast.

Sadly, when the situation degenerates into a full-blown crises, it's the vulnerable (the young, old, women & children) as well as the economy (businesses, infrastructure, schools, hospitals etc) of the region that'll be at the receiving end. The north toed a similar path just because they despised GEJ & his government, today, the former president is enjoying his life in retirement with full compliments of benefits deserving someone of his status while the north is tethering on the brink of collapse due to insecurity that they helped to breed.
Politics › Re: 2023: PDP Governors Kick As Atiku Plans To Retain Peter Obi As Running Mate by aylipple: 7:59am On May 04, 2022
Except God decides in his infinite wisdom to call Atiku to himself, there's no aspirant in the PDP that can defeat him in a primary election, not Obi, not Wike & definitely not either of Tambuwal or Saraki.

Had the other aspirants backed one of them 100% to face the former VP in a contest, they would've stood a chance of stopping him but with each one believing they can do it on their own, the coast has been cleared for an Atiku victory.
Politics › Re: Update On Nike Lake Road T-junction Flyover Bridge In Enugu by aylipple: 8:17pm On May 03, 2022
Lovely view. However, the sight could've been more beautiful if the surrounding areas (the red/brown soil) had lush green carpet grass.

Meanwhile, shey dem swear for our leaders say make dem no construct roads with closed drainages ni?
Pets › Re: Lion Spotted At Timothy Anyiakaudu Egwuh Burial In Anambra State (Photos, Video) by aylipple: 5:30pm On May 03, 2022
The Lion is well-fed, at least.
Politics › Re: 2023: Fayemi Joins Presidential Race, Unfolds Agenda After Consultations by aylipple: 5:02pm On May 03, 2022
DAwest7:
increase the volume comrade
Aswear, I'd rather Mrs. Ebele Obiano emerges APC presidential aspirant than a Gov. Fayemi or even Gov. Yahaya Bello; at least we know she's good at something, can't say the same for these other clowns.
Politics › Re: SW Leaders To Meet Tinubu, Osinbajo, Fayemi, Amosun In Lagos Over 2023 Election by aylipple: 4:59pm On May 03, 2022
This summit is DoA. The aspirants should all be allowed to test their popularity in the primaries & if it means another region benefits from the lack of unity, so be it.

My only regret is this may translate to another presidential aspirant of northern origin clinching the APC ticket instead of an aspirant from the South (in this particular instant - that the Southwestern aspirants are all looking out for their own interests - Southsouth or Southeast).
Politics › Re: 2023: Fayemi Joins Presidential Race, Unfolds Agenda After Consultations by aylipple: 4:43pm On May 03, 2022
If Ado-Ekiti the Ekiti State capital, in the last four years alone is used as a yardstick to measure Gov. Fayemi's performance in office, then he wouldn't even qualify to run a small local government area how much more a country as complex, diverse & multi-faceted as Nigeria.

Gov. Fayemi is a failure who thinks governance is all about speaking grammar & appearing sophisticated.
Business › Re: Hire Me To Target The Right Customers To Buy Your Products/services Within 7 Day by aylipple: 8:04pm On May 02, 2022
czarr:
Hire me to target the right customers who will buy your products and services within 7 days guaranteed
I want to sell a rice mill, can you handle that?
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh: I Will Open An OnlyFans Page And Serve Nigerians Ikwerre Styles by aylipple: 4:32pm On May 02, 2022
And the Nigerian legal system gave Tonto Dikeh custody of her son with Churchill?

This lady clearly is disturbed & her mental imbalance has reared its head on several occasions - sadly on the internet too.

I hope she gets the help she requires very quickly because how such a promising actress went from the peak of her acting career to this, isn't ordinary.
Politics › Re: Anambra: PDP Disqualifies, Ozigbo, Others, Clears Uba, Odua, Ekwunife by aylipple: 7:25am On May 02, 2022
Naija politics is the more you see, less you understand. Did I see Sen. Stella Oduah? Did she quietly decamp to her original party (PDP) after publicly crossing over to the APC or was it a typo by the reporter?

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