₦airaland Forum

Zico5:
These people are so myopic. Not again will another president come from the north after eight years fruitless of Buhari. We will all go our separate ways. Fulani can never rule us the second time. That's the bitter truth. Nothing good can ever come out of this contraption. The hope of the south is that presidency will come down here and if it won't work that way then the country should be split. This is the bitter truth those northerners don't know

Then vote someone better than Tinubu from the south. It's not the North's fault that southerners are not United.

LoneWolf212:
Shots fired

Stray bullet hit agbado master

I just love with an open mind. Expect less and dont lie if you don't love someone. Also have money so you can earn respect and loyalty from your woman



Ps: if you are broke, stay away from relationship or girls entirely to avoid see finish and cheating.

Shalommy:
That's the MAN or no more Nigeria. Chaii

No dey open mouth talk rubbish.

I have a feeling the north is playing out a script.
Elections might not take place in 2023.
I pray my feeling is wrong though.

ok

Let this pictures speak to your conscience

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[quote author= post=114633354]All liars will go to hell fire, so says the Holy Book.

This was the boy the chidlren of hate, frustrations and perdition made their god and savior for our darling Daddy first tenure.
They worshipped this glutton and MumuReno every day of their miserable lives, just because he was against our darling Daddy.

And he utilized the opportunity to brainwashed these swines empty brain to the fullest.
He fingered their vacant brain for free as he likes, same thing MumuReno is doing and did to them.

But the moment he saw their murderer and cannibal has been caged like a zoo animal he is, he stopped
And now he is their number one enemy.
Children of hate, frustrations and perdition, one day una go wise.
Bunch of #$!*@

Like Bigmouth FFK,
Like MumuReno,
Like Deji Adeyanju.....finger their empty brains.
The same empty brains that believed their evil, foolish, Wicked cannibal when he told them the president of over 200 million was cloned!
For all you fools that believed that back then. You should look ya sef in the mirror today, hold your two heads with your 2 hands and repeat "you are a fool for believing that 21 times!

We Rise![/quote]I detesr seeing your idiotic comments. I wish there was a block button like thr is on twitter. You are just plain stupid and a dumb ass.

[quote author= post=114634166]A muslim who loves his neighbor is better than a Catholic who can not allow Anglican to drink water and keep cup.

A christian who loves his neighbor is better than a Sunni who can not allow Shiite to drink water and keep cup.

We Rise.



God bless you, the screenshot below just confirms what you just typed.
Bless up man!
No more politics of division in our nation.

Meanwhile, as seens somewhere on cyberspace.... [/quote]All i can say is you are shameless and are an enemy of this country. Spits

CommonSense1967:
Brilliant.
Tinubu is the next President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

May Tinubu happen to you and your family

treesun:
https://leadership.ng/just-in-bandits-kill-11-security-operatives-kidnap-chinese-miners-in-niger/

Now its glaring the insecurity in Zamfara state is actually for resource control. The gold and other mineral deposits in Zamfara is responsible for the chaos happening there. May God help them

Wetin kill am, e go vote for PDP

Ndibuna:
You're right bro, 100%

Dont be a zombie.

splashbaby:
Werey wan disguise... shouting collect your PVC up and down without telling them what to do with it...Na your papa I blame, a stupid that gave birth to a foolish boy.

I laugh in Yoruba. Insult my dad, at least I am not a bastard like u. Keep showing urself for the retard you are. I am done reply a nitwit like u. Agbero that will soon be taught politics by the northerners. � bye idiot

splashbaby:
You still dey quote me, people wey get sense pass you for nairaland and any stupid children with poor upbringing no dey try am... So you be ọmọ àlè proper... This Tinubu dey really pain your ass Ooo. Ẹranko lásán-làsàn, so you can deny your Zooship so soon. Traitors, na your papa go come stop Tinubu àbí... àwọn Werey gbogbo.

Uncultured bofoon. You are just empty and full of shit. Keep guessing whr I am from. Ignorant mofo. Keep barking like a tout, no wonder you are supporting your god the 90 yrs old vibrating druggie, Chicago ex convict � you wanna be chief agbero of ur community. Come and make him president let's see. Agbero

splashbaby:
Olori burúkú, children of hate and perdition. You and your tribes have been pressing the self destruct button since independence of this nation which will eventually consumed all of you, unless you all turn a new leave and work for Nigeria progress instead of destroying it with your ethnocentric madness. When you eventually failed with your new OBI project, you will return to your Biafra pastime with you tails tucked between your let, stupid urchins ...bunch of traitors masquerading as Nigerian.

It's so nauseating to always think those supporting Peter obi and opposing your druggie god cum politician is igbo. I am neither igbo nor Yoruba. You are just a shameless and daft tribal bigot who can't see beyond his nose. Tinubu can never rule Nigeria. Maybe oduduwa republic or in his dreams.

Emi lokan vagabond

splashbaby:
Mumu man. Drone evidence for court of law to show and prove what exactly? That under age voted or that people moved from Niger to vote in Nigeria... Una no get common sense, you are just as stupid and ridiculous as your leaders. Biafrans dey form technology on some stupid vague ideas.

You Igbo urchins don't fail to be profoundly foolish all the
time, why na? Dem swear for una? Na so una dey plan to use scanty votes of South East to be president...dey shout collect your PVC up and down when every region don almost collect their PVC finish. I just tire for this Biafrans turned Zoologist.. Na animals like una go vote for OBI las las...àwọn ọmọ àlè jati jati.

Uncultured, ill-mannered tribal bigot. In your deluded mind you have made a point. Let's see how your fraudulent emi lokan politician will win the election. The north won't vote for a druggie and ex convict. Be masturbating there shamelessly. Spits

splashbaby:
Ooh OK drone will stop them... I never thought of it, what a smart move

Get ur head out of ur ass. The drones will capture evidence to be used in court. You can't stop them, but once u have evidence the election in that polling unit can be nullified

LeoDeKing:
I still don't get it, is it that the word "billionaire" has a meaning different from what we know generally?

Because last time I checked, yesterday to be precise, everybody in the east was still a billionaire with at least one mansion in either Ikoyi, Banana Island or VGC.

Or is it that these ones scooping the oil are not Easterners?

What a disgusting tribal bigot u are

toobusy:
This revolution is even bigger than I first thought,but what plans do Nigeria youth have to quench the number of underaged voters that will certainly be used in the North,how about foreigners that would likely be imported from Nigeria Northern bordering countries to vote massively on D-DAY,how do Nigeria youths intend to curtain such act or will voting alone be enough to bring about the change everyone is crying for?

That's where drones will come in

Nigeria is not south west.

IPIGMODS:
Democracy in action.
Unfortunately for the Pandora man, he won't win a single local government not to talk of a single State.

And if he wins a local government or a state what curse should befall you? Choose the curse urself

[quote author= post=113669070][b][/b]
Like seriously?![/quote]It's common knowledge

Its a case of the more you look the less you see.

Fancygurl23:
Hi. I started having big breasts even before I clocked 16. They kept getting bigger and bigger as I aged. I'm 23 now and my breasts are bigger than I want them to be.

My breasts get in the way of the lifestyle I want to live. As a young child I always wanted to be an athlete but my big breasts became a hindrance.

I also have an interest in modeling cos I'm tall but my big breasts prevent me from wearing most dresses. Even wearing normal dresses are a problem for me. Breasts are always shooting out making me appear slutty when I don't want to be.

And then there is the unnecessary attention. Men always starring at me like I was an alien. I want to be approached because I'm beautiful and smart, not because I have big boobs

I hate my boobs and I want to reduce them. I inquired about surgery but the payment is in the range of over a million naira. I don't have such money.

Is there any local herb or something I can eat or drink to reduce my breasts? Are there medications I can take?

Please this is a serious question and I had to create a new account for it cos I don't want people trolling me with my main account.

I can help you with breast reduction surgery. Just DM me

VictorUSA:
If your uncle lives in the US and send you 30K, and you are satisfied with that you can quote me with this trash again.

U think they pluck money from trees? You think they don't have bills too?

pocohantas:
Which bank did/do you work? And what unit? It should be shut down for starters @ flirty and toxicity.

Don't mind the idiot. Dude probably has never worked in his life. That list is rubbish

Yankee101:
Lies from people who haven’t worked in a bakery
All you need is integrity and deliver on the job. Simple

Thank you. This is Coming from a banker. Just have integrity and don't be fraudulent or careless

Mystery2020:
1. Extraversion
You must be an extrovert, period. The Nigerian banking industry has zero tolerance for non-outgoing personality types. If you are not, make sure you are well connected both within and without.

2. Small talk
You must like small talks and gossips, and actively engage in them. Otherwise you yourself will become the subject of gossips by your colleagues and it will be difficult for you to change the narrative.

3. Flirty
This is very important especially if you are male. The women in this industry, both married and single are sex-starved and they always appreciate men that have regular erections. The last thing you want is for all the ladies in your office to gang up against you.
As a lady, you must be ready to receive anything from a hug, hands on your waist, neck or shoulder, to a kiss, even dick.

1, 2 & 3 are very important to avoid being tagged "lifeless". Once you have this tag, everything you do will be irritating to your boss and coworkers.

4. A$$ Licking
The industry is like a mafia. You must constantly show your loyalty and assure your colleagues and superiors of your loyalty, otherwise they will see you as arrogant and will begin to plot your dismissal.

5. Toxicity
Banking has one of the highest toxicity scores according to the Nairaland Toxicity Index: https://www.nairaland.com/7103678/toxicity-score-various-occupations-sectors
You must be a toxic person, and must regularly dish out you venom to both colleagues and subordinates. Else, you will not survive.
Bankers are like sharks who can smell blood hundreds of miles away. Your inability to dish out your toxins will give the rest of your coworkers a signal that you can be preyed upon, which they shall surely do.

6. Political Correctness
Your opinions have to be in sync with those of your colleagues. You must always agree with the majority publicly, but you can express your disagreement in private with 1 or 2 colleagues.

7. Team Work
Team work is useful only for those in operations (branch or elsewhere). Forget it if you are in sales (marketing). Here, everyone is on their own, it is dog eat dog!

8. Relationship with surbodinates
The banking industry is a frat house. Avoid relating with security men and cleaners if you want to climb the corporate ladder fast. The exception here are female cleaners; you may service them occasionally.

I am a banker for over 7yrs, I don't have or do any of those and I am surviving well in the industry. I am just outgoing and friendly. Stop writing rubbish

Nyanabo:
Data Analytics. Currently studying too.

Please are u studying it?