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mummyson26:
Dreamt nigeria beat one of her opponent by 10-2

Toks2008:
I actually thought I was the only guy in this boat until I saw this... Apparently most guys love it.

Is it not funny that ladies put on very expensive wigs that make them look so artificial to cover a simple natural and beautiful cornrow that gives them that natural beauty every guy wants.

There is just something so sxy about cornrows I can't explain.

Guys what do you think?

I was thinking it was gonna be another hafaya..

inoki247:
this one na Angelina....

More like. 'Mangelina'

Flyingngel:
BabaCommander post:



Don't give pastors your first salary of the year. Give it to God as He commanded us to honour Him with our first fruits.

God bless you this year 2022.



When did God command that first fruit shld be given to him using money? Was money not available then when first fruit was given with crops from the farm?
Remember money is as old as mankind and JESUS CHRIST even pay tax using money.

“Honour the LORD with thy substance, and with the first fruits of all thine increase.” Proverbs 3:9

All your increase.
I live in a sub urban area, and I have a large farm of Pinapple, oil palm, and yearly farming of corn, mellon, yam and cassava.
I give my first fruits of each of them. And of course my Jan salary.

Don't give pastors your first salary of the year. Give it to God as He commanded us to honour Him with our first fruits.

God bless you this year 2022.

Chieffoo007:
Why Toto dikeh news always on naira land
Let’s mute this Toto dikeh

Seun be crushing on her for ages but never had the guts to approach her.

Heard a wisper somewhere it was due to his small pimpim.

Tonto getting married this year. Hopegully I would have relocated to Abuja to grace the Wedding.

blaquebelle:
OP, you can start a farm

I can actually start one if I could get my hand on the details of operating it.

I killed more than 50 large ones that just came out of the nearby plot in a year alone. Not kidding you.

Any knows how to farm scorpion should please, help out with the details.

GoodHardDick:
Abeg when is buhari leaving that Aso rock?
That man is long overdue

This year.
He will kpaibe this year.

My own prediction.


1. lambobo in Aso rock as Bubu will kpabe this year.
2. Kemi to go to prison this year.
3. Tonto to get married this year.

More coming..

Why did you go to another person's office, are you that jobless?

So if I send an employee on an erand and she tells whoever calls her that's at work, has she lied?

No ex
No problem.

Klass99:
The assumption that money is the reason many women lock up, is a sweeping generalisation and erroneous.

You just said money is not the case in your situation, so what is the problem? If you followed the thread I mentioned, you would know money wasn't the issue with most men who shared their stories.

Bad hygiene, an unattractive look and selfishness in bed, may top the list before money. A recurring theme on NL with men is always money, money this, money that. It is NOT ALWAYS about your money or the lack of it.

Are you a neat/clean person, are you good to look at? Will a woman look at you and think damn...... I would like to touch those biceps or run my hands all over his body? Are you well mannered or classless and ill mannered?

There was a front page thread where a guy talked about investing in one's self physically, spiritually, mentally and financially. He emphasised on the physical aspect, mentioning how he looked so much better and attractive to women, since he started working out. Guess what your own gender people did? They bashed him left, right and center, claiming all a man needs to do, is have money to get a woman

In my mind, I was like, when will some of these self proclaimed logical people learn? What that guy said was so on point, but money no dey gree them see road. All the men I see working out in my estate look good, are sexy and appealing to me. I even told one of them (one day) in sincere admiration of his physique/beauty, he seemed glad to hear it, said thank you and we went our separate ways.

You people think we don't like nice things and we are all about the money, abi? What is it sef? Are some women not hustling legitimately to make money too? We are moved by what we see too, we are either moved to;

1. Admiration/interesting private thoughts or....
2. Repulsion and disgust.

Sorry, this was longer than I intended, but consider it an education in female psychology.

Sound good!
I hope you will eventually make a good wife, though I'm skeptical about that...

It's official. Putin and boko haram are the same.

Lols! Resorting to terrorism shows that these countries are evil.

:Db

So disjointed that I am already concerned about your wife.

How on earth is she able to cope with your daily rambling?

joinnow:
$1000— $3500.

Let me know the metrics..

Anyone with an aged Google news domain or site? I am looking for one to buy.

Name your price.

T0T0fucker:
good day all,

I really do need your mature opinions on this issue, I'm a young man in my early 30s. due to my personality am the kind of guy that flex alot. night life parties, clubbing and the rest.sometime last year I happened to be at the club, just like any other day..I took a girl home. (one night stand) we had sex and in the morning she left after I sorted her out.

She took my number though and from there we started chatting, due to how we clicked easily.. just like every other guy..I decided turn her to a friend with benefits...from friend with benefits....she started acting all up like a girlfriend. (coming to my house to pass the night and she can decide to leave whenever she wants) during this period, we had consexual sex raw because I was beginning to trust her a little.... that she wasn't really that bad.

Fast forward to the ending March this year, one issue led to another...and she stopped coming to my house...though we still talked sometimes on phone... later I got to know she got hooked with one rich yahoo boy.( which I didn't Care, because me na block on my own)

Next thing I saw on her whatsapp status was her traditional introduction rights, inviting her friends and well wishers, I congratulated her and moved on. after some time I saw her upload a pics of her baby bump.

Na wa o, na so it dey quick, fast forward to yesterday evening she just put to birth... which she also sent on her whatsapp status. retweeting her friends who congratulated her on her status.

Now, I haven't congratulated her yet, this has got me worried.. thinking.... "WHAT IF THIS CHILD IS MINE" I have every reason to believe it's mine.

1) calculating the month we broke up and had sex last to this December she gave birth is like few days pass 9 months.

2) the way she acted on the issue that made her stop coming to my place again... showed she already had this planned out (picked the yahoo boy over me because she knows am not going wife her...due to how we met )


3) the baby she uploaded is quite fair, and I also am fair in complexion. (her man is black)

With this I have every reason to believe that child might be mine.... but am really confused don't know what to do... have been thinking ever since yesterday night.

Can I fight this now or I should wait till the baby is grown?


Moving on when I know I have a child somewhere, my offsprings is not an option.. because I feel scammed already.

1) calculating the month we broke up and had sex last to this December she gave birth is like few days pass 9 months.

You no 1 point is invalid.
Gestation period rarely last 9 months.

It's calculated in weeks, and 40 weeks is 9 months. But birth occured from as early as 32 weeks. Please, tread with caution.

As for the complexion, even a would be dark skin baby could appear fair. Moreover, the child could take after an extend family member on both sides on pysiology. Again I will caution you to tread carefully.

gnhpowerhouse:
. BabaCommander Y now , Command Job to Happen now ..well if true God would provide Job ...

Man I an't looking for any darn job..

Hardship is Nigeria turned you into this mess. I hope and pray you find your way out on time.

kilisi:
It's like you are a learner. Fulani herdsmen menace here pursued a lot of us from farming.

I don't need any support from any government.

All I need is guaranteed security and I will return to my farm. It's like a hobby to me and it's also my course of study. So give me security from Herdsmen and I assure you many will return to farming.

You ran from herdsmen? You are a coward. Benue is worst off than anywhere in the South in terms of herdsmen troubles.

Take a stand against them and make the understand you keep score and see them flee from you. Dont know much about south west sha, but south south they tread carefully.

Comedian2019:
Most of their Governors do.
Southern Governors should do the same.

Farming is not as simple as that. Topography matters a lot. Farming rice in my area is a waste of effort and not government help can change that. However, cassava, plantain pinapple are doing extreamly well here.

I farm these, plus oil palm plantation, and hire labourers from Benue on yearly basis to work on the farm.

How much is plantain sold in Benue? Also price of a bag of garri and pinapple?

Feelings79:
I don't quite agree with you.I'm here in Benue state where food is shipped all across Nigeria.I know this even better because my house is close to the highway down south.Our markets are also dominated by easterners buying all manner of foodstuffs.We here don't receive any form of government support.I think what works for us here is extremely cheap labor and favourable weather in terms of average rainfall as opposed to the South with too much rain which most crops like grains and rice don't like

My Benue labourer just went back today. Here in Delta state, we hire them to come and work for us on yearly basis. #150k and feeding for a year. Cheap labour I must say.

philipstanley:
Only God knows what you eat in your house
You came here and be forming Commando

You are right

But talk true, u sef fit eat dat thing?

I won't eat that shit for free. Gosh!

obembet:
Buhari is not the source of una problem

Buhari is the genesis of Nigerian problem since 1983

Btw, you do realise the most of us are posting for fun?

10 yrs

She should just grab her things and leave now.
Or is she being inprisoned?

OP, it seems you are lying.

Point 1.
If you are a believer, and an adult, why are you interested in creating a thread about a book you already know to have a demonic origin?

Point 2.
Your claim that your friend went mad because he was gifted the book is false. Either they lied to hide the origin of his insanity (most likely hard drug abuse induced) or you made up the story yourself.

The reason for saying this is;

1, Anything spiritual requires a participation.
2. Having a book or even reading it without believing in it will have no effect on you whatsoever.
a, Reading a self helo book will not help you unless you practiced the steps required of you.
b, Reading the bible without truely believing in Christ Jesus will not grant you salvation.
c, Merely recieving or reading the 6 & 7, the 8 & 9 or 10 & 11 books of moses if there are anything like those will not make anyone go insane unless he participated in the rituals and demonic invocations if there are any in them.

I have seen and read the book, just like I would read any novel I could get my hand on in my teen years. A friend's late dad has many of the books like that.
Can't even remember anything about the content now.. but I can bet that non of us (group of friends experienced anything extraordinary)

I won't recommend anyone going to read it or any book like itm though, because it's a waste of time. And more importantly, don't believe the hype about those books, it's designed to make people courious and fearful about them. There's nothing to see in it.