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laudate:
Babeelove a.k.a Militia, define what you mean by "kparakpo' threads. Maybe, then I will be able to understand your question, with a view to providing an answer. When I joined nairaland, I wasn't aware that some threads were off-limits to certain people or were strictly reserved for certain groups. If there is such a rule in print, kindly show me where it is written. Those who want to post 'kparapo' threads, (whatever that means!) should set up their own website. _{Period. Last time I checked, facts were sacred, but comments were free!}

Some things never change!!!! Kparakpo=tribalistic!!! No sirrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! Please feel free. No vex abeg. Express ya self abeg!

Of course they do! But you have to have the "secret" recipe for success. And-----------you must be willing to spend at least 50 years in it to find out that recipe!!!!

I-man:
Oh,you no sabi say many men start developing erectile dysfunction when they reach their 30s? I no sabi weti dey cause am but as you age your equipment go dey malfunction and your libido go dey wane.Na then you go know say u dey ready to marry

I guess na too much "chopping" and "stretching" dey cause am! Don't you see the romance section?  How long is this and how fat is that?--After about 5 years--no life in the poor carrot!!!!

Then you go and torture one babe to come and marry you to do all the "work"!!! Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!! Na wa oh!

No wonder as men get older the dicky gets smaller and the balls get larger than palmwine gourds!!!  No wonder most men dey for wheelchair in their 30's and 40's!!!!  na wah oh!  We women are in some serious trouble oh! 

_{See serious disproportion to the almighty female anatomy!!! This is a sad situation indeed!!!}

That is why I want to get as many as a can now before all of una quench finish!!!!

I-man:
I wan sabi how to spice up marriage na.I hear say I fit bring in another woman if my first wife fall sick,so i want get to the bottom of the story.Guys go dey wish serious illness on their wife so that they can bring in another woman.

But,the woman fit bring another man,if the man falls sick?

Now you are a very sharp guy! You know the answer to that question. The real question is that are you okay with "equal opportunity" shagging

_{What is good for the "goosy" is good for the "gandy"oh!!!!}

I-man:
Its more likely when you marry in your 20s that you "cut corners".In your 30s,erectile dysfunction will start setting in and there were be less motivation to "cut corners". If

marrying early is so ideal,then we should be going for child marriages.

Na wetin I dey wait for before I get married,my first experience of erectile dysfunction will determine when I marry.

You don come again oh!!!!

wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa!!!!!  LOL -----please speak for ya self oh!!! erectile dysfunction in the 30's   Women like me are in some serious trouble then. he he he he he he he!!! Say wetin happen Una no dey eat right

_{Who you wan come give that "limp dicky" to Poor bride!!!!} Infact, thanks for letting us know your plans!!!

Okay oh! Mr. One Nigeria!!! But why is it that you only appear on mostly "kparakpo" threads Is it because you claim to be "one Nigeria"

I-man:
Is this menage-a-trois a temporary move untill the first wife recovers.Once the first wife recovers from her illness,what use will be the new wife?The new wife will have been invested in the first wife's continued illness

Come oh!!! wharrra you doing here?  Back to political section before I open ma eyes!!! Oya--dey go na na!!! Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

We are not playing here oh!

adaniel:
u've given very funny stuffs about keeping your home spicey. I guess u need to make up your mind "against" divorce. Marriage is meant to be enjoyed and not endured. Whatever u do, be creative and don't put the blame on him or her. Do most things together and love fun, that is, exciting way of doing things.

he he he he he he he !!!! I see say you nefa take JAMB yet!!!!

You definitely do not know what time irrrrisssss!!!!

fidelfrost:
i feel  it takes the SPECIAL GRACE of GOD to stick to just for pathner forever till death or divorce come calling.
so we have an option: ask for God's grace or shag some more, cheat, organise orgies etc etc.

Abeg errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-------- _{scratches head and yansh ----------} where can I find such a "GRACE"

soulpatrol:
@jerry-08. i couldn't resist butting in o.   so u're PMSing and u decided to be on this forum. kai walai that should be a serious NO-NO. u know the hormones in your body are going wild and crazy and it tends to affect your mood at this time. so please o, don't offload any anger towards us oooooooo. biko!

Haba Souleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Man dey PMS Thanks for educating the house.  Let this brother Jerry-08 be warned because I am about to bite off his "akis"!!!---and leave his "paw-paw" redundant!!!!

Tanna:
@Osisi,

Not quite sweetie - I said bring in another woman (wife) when the main wife is ill. (Are you suffering from the same unschooling as Thief?)

For the record: I object to bringing in a 3rd person just for play and so-called "spice".
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HOWEVER, [/center]
ANOTHER fun spicey activity might be to harass me for everything I say - cause It sure seems like THIEF is enjoying "getting off" on all my comments.

Is that why you do it?, makes your toto wet doesn't it?

oooooooooooooooh baby!!!!!     Pay thiz bush peeps no mind at all!!!

YOU ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Girleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!  More please!!!

_{Rock on baby!!!!  Rock on with ya bad self!!! Rock on baby!!!!}

laudate:
True, you didn't direct it to any particular tribe, but you directed your 'curses' to this country Nigeria, of which am a citizen. And like the Scriptures say: "Out of the abundance of the heart, the mouth speaketh." So for you to have been able to curse the whole country, we all know what resides within you! Not so?

Which wan be ya own sef Laudate? You too fain trouble---this bini man!!!!!

chiegemba:
Hey Babee! I c you to how u dey?

Baby girleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! I just take small nap.  Off to breakfast.  Na me and outlet malls today--to begin shop for those hungry nigerians--------designer freaks----- plus all my nieces and nephews!!!! Make them no use me do ritual because of bad belle!!! he he he he he he he !!!!   I go catch una later tonight if I get power!!!  A fit crash early today to go movies tomorrow!!! Have a blessed weekend y'all!!!  Love ya much!!!!!!

acidrop:
ok this thread explains y i have somany post

True-true my sister---na good place to relax!!! Wetin a no fit do or say for real life---I fit do am here and have a good laff at myself and others!!!    For over a month now, I cannot even locate my cell phone.  I am not even looking for it!!! Make e dey where e dey.  I no need am sef!!!! Nairaland is fun oh!!!!! Not logging on for one day be like say "withdrawal" syndrome dey catch person sef!!!!

In fact I have opened a filing cabinet to print posts so I can have hard copies and read them when I do not want to get online to "track" posts!!!!----------some are even deleted or edited! I hate that!!!! !!!
Too many funny "shit" dey happen for here oh!!!!

We don come back from club oh!!!!!!!!!!!  No hang over today!!!!   Wating for the breakfast people to open---a no fit cook this morning!!!  Besides, the booze has to wear off!!!

Chiege!!!!  I see you oh!!!!

benlay:
@ Babeelove,u av laid that to rest now,but i'm watching

_{Thank you!  You fit wait for line--till when Uche divorce me--or marry wife #2-10!!!} 

You know na---naija syndrome.  It is okay!!!  I need some housegirls sef--the work don too much!!! ----------

acidrop:
y wont i be annoyed at u, y would u say that kind of thing, or is that what u paid to marry babelove. abeg oooooooooo

I say my papa dash me out oooooooooooooooooooooooooh!!! He could not wait!!! Na freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Why do you think Uche is having such a "wonderful time" We no dey take bride price for Asaba oh!!!! Or Agenegbode!!!!

Uche2nna:
@ both benlay and acid
Am I missing something here
FYI , I paid enough for her.

Haba, honeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!!!! How soon you forget!  My dad did not collect a kobo from you nauuuuuuuuuuu!!!  We are "free givers"!!!

+osisi:
Idiot.!!

Haba nauuuuuuuuuuuuuu?  The guy is only being honest!!!!  I like the bobo style jare!!!!His marriage will last longer than most---for finding a "resting" place to "cool off"!!!!

+osisi:
This girl,you are funny.
I think this marrying late thing is worse in Igboland or maybe I say so because I'm Igbo and lived mainly in Igboland as a youngster.
The men will want to build house and so on before marrying.
Then again the high bride price is not helping matters,to save for dowry is almost like saving for retirement.

Anyman marrying later than 35 married late in my opinion.

babeelove that may be why my brother fled to Auchi to get you LOL.[/b]Who wants to buy the contents of an "80 leaves" exercise book plus a fat downpayment on a wife.
Owerri,and Mbaise area are notorious for milking a man dry.
Dowry should be eliminated so that our men can at least start school runs on time.

he he he he he he he he he!!!   You gat that right.  See as A dey take care of ya brother Auchi girlz rock!!!!!  Agenegbode live!!!!!! ---dad from Asaba--mom from Agenegbode!!!!

[b]True true a man should be married by 35---------we all got married in our 20's in our family.  All six of us.  4 boys and 2 girls, with me leading in the competition by showing them road!!!!

_{coughs! coughs! coughs!-----Dickies let person see road for university Kai!!!}


Come siddon for house dey breed like rabbits--------children everywhere.  It is so much fun to have your kids early!!!! It is fun being a young parent.  Energy dey to run around.  Imagine my parents will see their great-great grandchildren before they die in Jesus' name---------Amen!!!!

crazykid:
Isn't anyone in

Hello Hello Hello

Wrong timing Crazykid!!!!!!!!!!!  Better luck next time!!!

chiegemba:
@ crazy; don't think dere r home though shit business is d order of d day

@ Babee; u don carry everybody go d shit cite?

For where I go by maself oh!  Where you come dey since now---------Abi you don get "Nought" for ya first exam I say Nairaland go make una fail---una think say a dey play!!!  Ma weekend don start oh!  Yes oh--------thank God!  Na them owe me now!!!! Off for 5 freaking days!!!! Yippeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!  Na club a see so!!!    I don start ma jam session sef to get me in the mood for some serious dancing!!!!  A say today na today!!!

acidrop:
sup ya'll

We' sssuuuuppppp oh!!!!!  You are "scarcity" these days--abi na because[b] PTH and K0be [/b] don fashi ya side he he he he he he !!!!!  No worry, new ones dey come up!  See Crazykid is interested---I am sure you can work with that for now!!!!!

Abeg a dey go sleep for a fit complete ma "ibiza" feats this night!!!!! Long Island tea dey wait me!!!!!

amaikama (m)
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Re: Submit Your Happiness Tip
« #42 on: August 30, 2007, 03:58 PM » 

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Babe, am coming!! babe, am coming!! yes!! yes!! yes!! ohooohhhhh yeeeesssss!!!ssssss ahahaha!!! babe, you are too sweet.
That's what make me happy




See this one life don "Gba" corner finish oh!!!! Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!
Nothing when "peson" no go hear for nairaland oh!!!!

_{I think say na only me dey crase for here!!!!}

Re: Submit Your Happiness Tip
« #32 on: August 30, 2007, 01:00 AM » 

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Quote from: Oke_amu on August 29, 2007, 08:52 PM
Climax is my happiness 



Quote from +osisi!!!!!!!!!!

for a man who was prompted to choose a user name and of all the names in the world he called himself oke amu translated to mean "big abunna",am I surprised at what your source of hapiness might be.
I do hope you carry some panadol and APC for your victims   




+osisi--------------you go kill person one day with all this your nonsense!!!!  You ye ye no be small!!!!

• Artist • Album   
IT IS WELL WITH MY SOUL ----------  ADRENALINE UNDERDOG 


When peace like a river attendeth my way
When sorrows like sea billows roll
Whatever my lot Thou hast taught me to say
It is well, it is well with my soul

It is well(it is well)
With my soul(with my soul)
It is well, it is well with my soul

My sin O the joy of this glorious thought
My sin not in part but the whole
Is nailed to the cross and I bear it no more
Praise the Lord, praise the Lord, O my soul

And Lord haste the day
When my faith shall be sight
The clouds be rolled back as scroll
The trump shall resound and the Lord shall descend
Even so it is well with my soul



_{It is truly well with ma soul!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}

$$Rhino:
Babeelove, i feel u, that is a great idea too, infact, i like your idea, make them come and entertain me, but human body no go fit hold am oh, watching my wife riding another man, and doing yeah baby, however, as soon as they are done, i will give the cousin an hand shake, and become the pastor for the ceremony, hold them hands and say, " with the power given to me from your family, i hereby pronouce you, husband and wife, you may kiss the bride"

I wwould have put the video in da VCR and as soon as i am done with the ceremony, i will press play, and walk out.

Ya body go hold am well well! Just spoke some "shit" or drink some ogogoro to the level of not being impaired mentally--so you can co-ordinate the activities! By this time the woman is no longer your wife. So get small liver!!!!

amaikama:
in this modern age you still ask for answers when they are at your finger tips. please my brother!!! place CCTV camera in the house before he comes even to your bedroom, toilet and kitchen. when he comes and the act committed. just play the damn thing alone and if truly they are sleeping together and they did even in your own matrimonial house and bed. call your wife that you bought a new film and you would love her to watch it with you, make her to be relax. then start the film.

you can send a copy after watching it alone to her people before letting her watch it with you.

Best of luck.

Very good idea!!!!

And please, do not forget to send unedited copies to all the village elders on both sides of the family----------that na auto-divorce ke!!!! he he he he he he he!!! I will still keep my copy for "Hot" times sake!!!!

iice:

You are still undecided? After all the havoc witnessed on Nairaland Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!

hitsales:
Oh come on girl, You know I aint grushing with that. It's always true and some people don't seem to admit that it's true, You know what I mean

I see!!! So that you mad people will destroy my peaceful world!!! I say impossible. Make everything end for here oh!!!!

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!!!!

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!

JERRY-08:
@ babel
Look dearie--learn to mind your own business!!!!!!!!!!If you do not like the yarns like you call it--just head to business secton or religious section and hook up with your kind. For your info I am seriously PMSing and I am about to unload some not-so-rosy sh*t on you. This is your last warning! Not in the mood for any of your crap ok?

Whyare u so so soooo mad,just gave u a candid advice and u want to tell everyone how bitchy you can be.Comon go on and offload watever not-so-rosy sh*t on me.

Why won't I be mad?  Can't you see we are having a great time here?  Prudes like you want to spoil the parade.  Who are you trying to protect anyway?  All these rotten Nairalanders who fly in the day time as well as in the night time? Come here and pretend and do crap offline!!! Please have some "cyberous etiquette" and let people be with their opinions! As for being "bitchy"--- you will get your chance soon!  For now, I got work to do!!!! See you later!

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  Re: Life At 30 When You're Not Married
« #69 on: May 26, 2007, 07:56 AM » 

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What about men who are not married at 30 ? abi una no care for us ?   


Big bros!  Wetin dey happen?  You nefa marry

Sorry my brothers------- all 4 of them are all "happily" married with kids!!!-------and they are not even 30 years old yet!!!!! Not "runaway loves" like most of you!!!!! Let me add that my father who is 58 and my mom who is 55 have 12 grandchildren under their belts---------2 more, cooking on the way!!!! Make una siddon for Nairaland dey waka waka till una balls big pass una privates!!!!!  ------------the law of diminishing returns---------life with waka about!!!! make una dey scatter leg about--say una dey do guy yo yo!!!!


<sub>singing!!!!!

if you want to marry a husband---never you marry a waka about oh

na so so trouble trouble--------trouble!!!</sub>

olanajim:
I am fine. I am finer. I am the finest, happier, happiest man in Nairaland. At least today. Thanks.


@topic
so those people running abuses on others because they could not get a recruit into their doctrine are technically sad in real life? O ma se o. I think we need psychologists on Nairaland to help them. They are becoming a nuisance hurting other people.

Great! Not to worry---the evil sayers will soon find their square and cube roots! Like I always say- water always finds its level--no matter the container you put it in. Keep on being your happy, fine self!!!!!

Uche2nna:
hehehehehe



a goldfish has no hiding place

Uche, this goldfish has many hiding places oh!

benlay:
hey! your new pix na wa ooo,don't u sleep at all?

You own pix na wah wah oh! _{-------na wah for wire road oh!!!!----you too mushhhhhhhh}  Wetin dey for ya suit? Na powder abi na cobweb Spider dey for ya pocket

I dey work nauuuuuuuu!  How I go dey sleep for work  You want make oyibo take me picture put for news? All you will see then is another Nigerian caught sleeping at work.  Have we not disgraced Nigeria enough  Abi you think say this na Nigeria where Yarry Dua abi na Yarry dude dey sleep/snore for OPEC meeting .  Don't worry---I will go to sleep in the next 5 hrs.  I know you are concerned that I may age prematurely or grow wrinkles in unheard of places!!!!   Have no fear I gatz serious beauty regiments to ward off aging and wrinkle fairies!!!!!

benlay:
Babeelove,u ain't talking & it's not funning.TALK now Please, because like 2face-there has been a lot of Toasting

Uche has spoken and I cannot complain at all! I like his "Okada" rides from boring threads!!!!! You berra listen to him before he cuts off you "akis"!!!!! he he he he he he he he!!!  Machetee dey for roof top oh!!!!  Your[b] Ben [/b] go lay seriously oh!!!!!----R.I.P!!!!! zeeeeeez  zeeeeeeeez zeeeeeeeeez!!!!! Shay you dey hear that zapping sound

Parents should start first and then backed up by teachers and relatives.  Every child should know about sex education from age 4 and then contents added to the curricular should meet developmentally appropriate levels.  By age 3-4---you need to let kids know about "good touch" and "bad touch"-----too many psychos out there oh!

@Topic

How them go marry?  When na so so waka waka and reefa them dey smoke Most of them cannot even hold down a freaking job-----looking for some sugar mama all over the place!!!! Tufiakwa!!! Too many damaged brain cells!!!!