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Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!! E don happen oh!


_{Zooooooooooooooooooooms Off!!!!}

Uche2nna:
Hahahahaha , Babee , Y u dey hala!!!! You was , is and will be my only babeelove. No cause for shaking.

About the Femi fellow, it might be a coincidence I don't know of anyother Femi aprt from Lauryn's Femi. Anyother one now na counterfeit. _{lauryn see as I dey campaign for your hubby, I nver get any drink from You ooooo} .

And plis ooooo, don't relocate oooooooo. You want make I die of heart break

I have a serious bone to pick oh!   I dey go prepare for bed with my nightly regiment---Will be back in 10minutes so I don't miss ma beauty bath--Don't do the stinkies before we -----------you know!!!!


_{Come scrub me nauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu---------with ya brush!!!}

Adanna "Babeelove"-----------First daughter of my father!!!!

Amii Stewart----------------Knock On Wood!!!!!!

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

Arakpa Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

Igara ba!!!!


Sir Victor Uwaifo!!!!!

$$Rhino:
i hate cooking and doing dishes, especially when you have to eat alone, so boring to cook and eat alone

Find a female room mate nauuuuuuuuuuu A dey available oh! I[b] cook[/b] good too!!!!

Well how about that!!! -------------_{you keep am for freezer?}

E dey ehnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!

that's good!!!!!!



Second Time Around----------------Shalamar!!!!


I Feel Love------------------Donna Summer

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

_{the one wan them give you before you take am?}

doyin13:
Hmm Babeelove

Impressed with the musical selection

Very African.

Try Habib Koite

I will try that Habib Kiote---I sleep at Tower Records for Music selections!!!!

I feel very african "mellow yellow" tonight!!!!

Tales by moonlight kinda stuff!!!

Mbube-----------------Taj Mahal

Mbube------------------Miriam Makeba

The Lion Sleeps Tonight--------------Ladysmith Black Mambazo/The Mint Juleps

Zombie Jamboree---------------------Rockapella

N'Kosi Sikeleli Africa-----God bless Africa------------Lady Black Mambazo

Malaika----------------Miram Makeba/Harry Bella Fonte Duet

+osisi:
babeelove na lie.
This place is boring without davidylan.[/b]the ladies e.g omoge,TOH,you sef,aloib,even small girls like weslayan  and muki muki love him ,[b]the men can't stand him.
The boy is very smart.

Na you sabi oh----------a say me no miss am at all!!!!   See as peace dey reign for here?  If he was here now he would have insulted everyone's mother and father--even grandparents.  Besides, he disturbs my runs!!! Everywhere you see him na so so big grammar im dey blow all over the place.  Long long posts and reposts---then nonsense talk from his mouth like "tramp" ---"tart"---------useless boy!!!!  Make a insult am now since im no dey around.  I know I can never win any argument with the woman wrapper.  Then that im ugly, busty wife go come add her own too---nonsense!!!!!

Yes! Let the place be boring for a change---------I like it like that---haba!!!!

Me no miss am at all!!!! The dude always gives me a headache---no romantic side at all!!!  Real C-Section Baby---the type when dey block woman arse after givin' you a doggone 4th degree episiotomy from sea to shinning sea, because im fit weigh like 12 and 1/2 pounds of trouble from conception---Hai!  May God not let someone see bad thing oh!   I prefer Paw Paw sef!!!!

Uche2nna:
Hahahahahahahahaha

@ L

E be like sey Femi don give You liver chop!!! You no dey even fear face again
Abeg no mind me. Being a little bit off color this past week . I hope this week will be better!!!
Did You say he is travelling? To where

Ah-ah!!! what is going on here? Is this not the same Femi that you gave to Acidrop How many Nairalanders are sharing this Femi of a fellow---Abi are you the Femi Look una dey spoil ma romantic mood with all this rubbish oh! I will soon relocate to another area of Nairaland leave all of una for here---What rubbish!!!

+osisi:
are all these girls fighting over my brother?
uche na you biko

n gwa make una begin the campaigning.
I'll help in the selection process
first off does everyone have their own teeth?

he he he he he he he he!!!!  I get my own milk teeth sef!!! Them nefa comot--Both the milk teeth and wisdom teeth are intact!!!


But can you imagine?   When he had only "okada" and we were riding all over Nairaland no body was here oh!  No we don get big house and plenty motor now all these women are here pretending to have insomnia and outsomnia?

lauryn:
@ Uche
waz wrong with You and your cheap phone, unh?. Bia, call me when u reach house!

Is that right

Uche2nna:
Hahahahahahahahaha

@ L
E be like sey Femi don give You liver chop!!! You no dey even fear face again
Abeg no mind me. Being a little bit off color this past week . I hope this week will be better!!!
Did You say he is travelling? To where

How you no go dey off color when you are frolicking with the ladies and confusion has set in?

_{-----Abi Nairaland do make you flunk ourroff school?}  

Infact---------------make you take time oh!!!! I do not see you making any effort to fight off the "babes" oh!!!  I am feeling seriously neglected---------hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!

olanajim:
Joker!!! I know more than you think I know. But I have no time for frivolities.

Let forget it. Can we, Babeelove? You know very well that once I start again, I would not rest till I exhume the corpse that had been burried?

Let me take you back to the topic mili-babelove.
Is it proper to marry a woman just because a man blow im belle?

See me see wahala? Na cemetary we dey for inside Wetin you bury and wetin you exhume he he he he he he!!!

As for the topic---we have already answered the question. If you are careless enough to get knocked up or you knock some babe up---you berra get married!!!! So which one is the frivolity inside---Mr. Proff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fatty27:
@Babelove,

What are you driving at?

That is some seriously coded language my dear, for only the "wise" to decipher!!!! Use you tongue to count your teeth not your fingers jare!!!!

rikkyjen:
Hmm, the RETURN of MAMA MILLI.

When i noticed this certain BABEELOVE, i knew there was something familiar with the postings often laced with humors and one-liners. So sad my church mind couldnt decipher it was the One and Only Mama Milli, Old soldier wey no dey tire .

your Cronyabi na your enemy, Davidylan has been banned or so.

When i wasnt seeing your posts anymore, i thought, it was because school don start for 'em pikin, so time no dey again. Alas, i goofed.

Mama Millie, no be swear ooo, but i know say you go continue to dey log in and posts on nairaland until you don old with walking stick.

Don't worry----------the children dey with them papa!---Thank God!!! The dude say me be "unfit mother"---------only because a forget to pick on of the boys from school one day.  Can you imagine thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? --  Awobi------I'm no know say na trap a set for am make I for get chance spend for Nairaland!   Don't worry---my alimony is intact and the children support money! So much free time and money for me to spend oooooooooooooooooooh!!!

Abeg no call that Davidylan or PTH or wharrrrever the heck his name is nowh!  Na im and im wife/fellow polygamists ban me the last time.  Make the bobo stay out for the rest of this year---a no miss am!  Haaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! the dude like ashewo too much!!!!

I have decided to go the dimka route--just register like 20 screen names from all my friends computers in different states to have back up plan if my enemies decide to strike again!!!!!-------------Me sef go meet Mikina2 and I will definitely see iice for this Nairaland---no going back oh!!!! 

Back to businesss jo!!!!!

_{Where the boyz at---night time don dey reach oh}

Siena:
Aye, the one and only Militia - but, back off, she's mine!

Ehhhhhhhhhn Heeeeeeeeeen----Thank you my love!   Just warn them oh!

_{But come oh---we still need to discuss that ya fianceeeeeeeeee matter oh!  I no wan "taunt" you like you complain the last time ooooooooooooooh!!!--------------everyone is single on Nairaland so we no care wetin dey happen for real life oh}

mukina2:
babeeluv u stil dey try me abi? @ topic

I call it love~ lionel richie *_{can't get enough of this song}*

How a go try grannie Nairaland with 50,000+ posts

Make a catch you for ma bedroom this night!




Gimmie the Light--------------------Sean Paul

then

Murder She Wrote----------------Chaka Demus and the Pliers

then

Living Dangerously----------------------Barrington Levy with Bounty Killer

_{More ganja please!!!!}


Moving to the Soca zone---------------you filla me?

bolorunfem:
babylove, Omo, u go don robust o, what with those proteinous creatures. You sound used to them. A beg, them no dey kill, na so-fo fresh, fresh u go dey look ( . When are u coming again make I keep some for u?

I "year" you!!!  No thanks oh!  I do not want that type of protein oh!  The most disgusting site in the world!!!! How some vermin carrying poop around no dey kill These suckers were fat---don lay all kinds of eggs for the soup---and you expect me to eat am? Sorry My brothers did that and I am still wondering if na the same parents born us!

Settle down to eat ma banga and starch and what did I see-----my soup was moving!!!!   God forbid!!!!!

I appreciate your much heart felt love!!!  You eat them maky you robust!!!! Infact I will save mine for you since you like it so much!!!

mukina2:
Dont want to try ~ Frankie J

I am watching you little behind very closely!


Well it is a raggae day for me and I am stuck on:


"Night Nurse"----------------Gregory Isaacs!!!

Gettin' readiy for my night shift duties!!!!

pamddi:
yeah that a lovely song. i love it too,

this one is one of my favourites,

As we gather may your spirit work within us,
As we gather may we glorfiy your name,
knowing well that as our hearts begin to worship
we'll be blessed because we came 2x


anybody know any native songs too, please mention the language

Oh yes!  Sammie Okoposio---  that urhobo abi na Itsekiri gospel singin' dude----------from Nigeria of Course---In the Original Pidgin English.

WELLU WELLU!!!!

A no know wetin a do when make you love me so

A no know wetin a do when make you love me so

That is why o why o why a go praisy your name!!!!


O Lord a thank you WELLU WELLU

Wellu wellu wellu---------------------wellu wellu




eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?  Iyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!


he he he he he he!!!   You go Sammie----You Rock!!!!!

crazykid:
@mellow

You should know that all those requests you stated are being approved by the woman.

If a boss asks his female staff out; it's left for her to agree or not. So if she eventually does, then it show's how easy and vulnerable she is.

And what the heck are you yappin about?  A woman only approves after a man initiates----as a means to an end not an end in itself!!!!

I for one can not refuse a "needy" man under the "good samaritan patriotic act"   The Lord as you know loves a "cheerful" giver!!!!  Just ask and it shall be given unto you---for the right price or ultimate satisfaction!!!

_{Such are the laws that operate in the lives of men and women!!!!}

What has that got to do with her "functionality"?

d: d: d: d: d: d: d: d:

doyin13:
Babeelove

abeg leave them

na them be the dynamo for the politics section

It has been really boring without them

Now e remain Ono, dimka, Xris, Davidylan and Denex

SRP!!!! ---na wa oh! I have been forced to leave the area because the political family is dwindling on a daily basis----Can you believe I even miss Paw Paw?

_{Emmmmmmmmmm Solar---wey K0be?}

+osisi:
where is davidylan AKA PTH ?

+osisi

That one need to stay away for about 6 months!!!! His wahala is too much! Haba!!!

I no miss am at all!

Na K0be and Denex a miss badly!!! Denex is so pissed that after being unbanned, he decided to flip us a major birdie from elbow up.

Haba denex na wetin naaaaaaaaaaaaaa Please show your lover side! The fight do finish. Please forgive and forget.

PTH aka Davidylan--stay away till after January 01/08---then you fit come back to your "Pirate of Souls"!!!! ---This website can never ever contain you and I--!!!Kai!!!!

olanajim:
I am only trying to give my mirror a better job. To work on you and unravel a mystey. If you ask me to keep my mirror done. I don't go for trouble because TROUBLE TROUBLES THOSE WHO TROUBLES TROUBLE.

Please get more mirrors---you can never, ever unravel this mystery---that is why it is so much fun! Keep trying okay---May the force be with you always!!!!

fatty27:
To Olanajim, I wish you success in life. You have touched my life on this forum, though you don't know. I thought I was the only one that feel so.

Keep being you, so humbly and[b] hardly reply insult with an insult. [/b] We love you!

Turn it up!!!!!   More volume please!!!!!


The bobo has his own appeal---you aint lying!!!!  You ain't lying!!!!  The dude na different breed---so so so soooooooooooooooooo original!!!!

_{I'm yarnings dey trip me no be small---------very cunning!!!! This one you have to watch closely oh----------before you know it im don get you for sickey-one!!!!}